Chapter five hundred and tenth instead of sixty-nine
The Toutuo laughed three times and said, "You little eunuch has very good martial arts skills. He is amazing. He is really amazing."
Shuang'er flew up with his left leg and kicked him in the crotch with a bang. This time it was like hitting a big rock, and he yelled: "Ouch!" Tears flowed from his eyes.
Na Toutuo said: "The little eunuch has great martial arts skills, he is really powerful."
Shuang'er shouted: "I'm not the little eunuch! You are the little eunuch! Ouch!"
The tutu smiled and said, "Do you think I look like a eunuch?"
Shuang'er shouted: "Let go now. If you don't let go, I'm going to scold you."
The Tutu said: "I'm not afraid of you tapping my acupuncture points or kicking my thighs. Why am I afraid of you scolding me? With your martial arts skills so strong, you must be sent from the palace. I have to search for you."
Fang Yu said: "Your martial arts are higher, so you are sent from the palace."
Na Toutuo said: "You little eunuch can't get enough of you."
He picked up Fang Yu in his left hand and Shuang'er in his right hand, and ran towards the mountain.
The two young men yelled, but the Tutu ignored them. He held the two of them as if they were nothing, and his feet were extremely fast. Yu Ba and other people just looked at it dumbfounded, and how could they dare to say anything.
Natoutuo walked along the mountain path for a few feet, then suddenly ran towards the roadless part of the hillside. It was really like walking on flat ground going up the mountain.
Fang Yu felt the wind whistling in his ears and thought to himself: "This Toutuo is so powerful, could it be a mountain god or ghost?"
After running for a while, the tutu put the two of them on the ground, pointed upwards, and said: "If you don't tell the truth, I will lift you to this mountain peak and throw you down." The place he pointed at was a very high mountain peak.
The tip has been submerged in the clouds.
Fang Yu said: "Okay, I'll tell the truth."
Na Toutuo asked: "Then you know the truth. Who are you? Who is this kid?"
Fang Yu said: "Master, she is not a brat...she is mine...mine..."
The tutu asked: "Who are you?"
Fang Yu said: "It's my wife!"
As soon as the word "wife" came out of his mouth, both Toutuo and Shuang'er were shocked. Shuang'er's face turned red.
Natoutu asked curiously: "What, what wife?"
Fang Yu said: "To be honest, Master, I am a young man from a wealthy family in the capital. I fell in love with this neighbor next door, so... we made a private engagement in the back garden for life. Her father didn't agree, so I took her and escaped. You
Look, she is a little eunuch, how could she be wronged? If you don't believe it, take off her hat and have a look."
The tutu took off Shuang'er's hat, revealing his hair. At that time, all monks in the world, except monks, Taoists, tutu, nuns and other monks, had to shave off the front half of their hair. Shuang'er's long hair was draped down to his shoulders. He looked like a
Women are undoubtedly.
Fang Yu said: "Master, please, if you hand us over to the government, I will die. I will give you one thousand taels of silver, and you can let us go!"
The tutu said: "In that case, you are indeed no longer a eunuch. How can a eunuch kidnap someone else's daughter and run away? Humph, you are quite courageous at such a young age."
Toutuo said and let him go, and asked: "What are you doing here at Mount Wutai?"
Fang Yu said: "Let's go to Mount Wutai to worship the Buddha and ask for the blessings of the Bodhisattva so that my troubled young master can win the first prize. In the future, she...my wife will be able to be a first-class wife."
The words "privately set up a life-long back garden, and the troubled young master became the number one scholar" were all mentioned by Mr. Shu when he was in Yangzhou.
The Toutuo thought for a moment, nodded and said: "Then I got the wrong person, you go ahead!"
Fang Yu was overjoyed and said: "Thank you so much, Master. When we worship the Bodhisattva in the future, we will ask for the Bodhisattva's blessing. May your master also be a great Bodhisattva in the future... and be on an equal footing with Manjushri and Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva."
Fang Yu held Shuang'er's hands and walked down the mountain.
After only walking a few steps, the tutu said: "No, come back! Little girl, your martial arts are very good. Just point me and kick me."
As he spoke, Toutuo touched the "Tianhuo point" on his waist and asked: "Who taught you this martial arts? What kind of martial arts do you belong to?"
Shuang'er didn't know how to lie, so he blushed and shook his head.
Fang Yu said: "This is a martial arts passed down from her family. It was taught by her mother."
The tutu asked: "What's the little girl's last name?"
Fang Yu said: "Well, hehe, it's a little inconvenient to talk about it."
Na Toutuo said: "If there is any inconvenience, please tell me!"
Shuang'er said: "Our surname is Zhuang."
That Toutuo shook his head and said: "Surnamed Zhuang? No, among your surnamed Zhuang, there is no such master of martial arts who can teach such a person."
Fang Yu said: "There are so many people in the world who practice martial arts, how can you know them all?"
The Toutuo said angrily: "I'm asking the little girl, please don't interrupt." As he spoke, he gently pushed his shoulder.
The force of this push was extremely light, for fear that the child wouldn't be able to withstand it. When his palm touched Fang Yu's shoulder, he felt that he was pushing along with the force. Although there was no strength, the move he used was the "Feng Xing Cao Yan" move, where he moved his shoulder and turned around.
The left palm protects the face and the right palm ambushes, which is quite a skill.
The tutu was slightly surprised and grabbed his chest. Fang Yu poked out his right palm and used the "Spiritual Snake Out of the Hole" move, which also made the score right. With a pop, he poked the under the tutu's neck, and his fingers were like piercing an iron plate.
, "Ah yo" shouted.
Shuang'er flew with his palms and attacked Toutuo. The Toutuo's palms were so full that he had sealed the acupuncture points on Fang Yu's chest and turned around to fight.
Shuang'er jumped up and down, with light movements, but after seven or eight moves, the Toutuo had already grabbed her arms with both hands, and pointed at her back to keep her in place.
Toutuo turned around and asked Fang Yu: "You say you are a rich man, how can you use the capture skills of Liaodong Shenlong Island?"
Fang Yu said: "I am a young man from a rich family, why can't I use Liaodong Shenlong Island Kung Fu? Do I have to be a boy from a poor family to be able to use it?"
Fang Yu spoke perfunctorily, delaying the moment, and thought in his mind: "Liaodong Shenlong Island Kung Fu, what kind of Kung Fu is that?
Yes, Ebi Laogui once said that the old woman pretended to be the Wudang sect and hooked up with the people of the Shenlong sect. They thought the word "snake" was unpleasant and called themselves "Shenlong".
Xiao Xuanzi's Kung Fu was taught by an old woman. I competed with Xiao Xuanzi from time to time and unknowingly learned these techniques."
Na Toutuo said: "That's nonsense, who is your master?"
Fang Yu thought to himself: "If you say that this kung fu was taught by an old woman, it is equivalent to admitting that you are a little eunuch in the palace."
Fang Yu immediately said: "It was taught by Aunt Liu Yan, a fat girl who is a good friend of my uncle's."
Natoutu was very surprised and asked: "Liu Yan? Miss Liu is your uncle's best friend? Who is your uncle?"
Fang Yu said: "My uncle Wei Dabao is a well-known romantic young man in the capital. He has a thousand taels of silver and looks like a young actor on the stage.
The fat girl was obsessed with him as soon as she saw him. The fat girl often came to my house in the middle of the night and jumped in and out of the garden wall. I pestered her to teach me martial arts, and she taught me a few moves."
The Tutu was doubtful and asked: "Does your uncle know martial arts?"
Fang Yu laughed loudly and said: "What the hell is he doing in martial arts? Miss Liu Yan would often grab his head and neck and lift her up and down, unable to move at all. My uncle got angry and cursed: 'My son is raising me.' Aunt Liu Yan laughed. Said: 'Even if my son mentions me, it doesn't matter if my grandson mentions grandpa.'"
He was cursing people in a roundabout way, but Tuo Tuo didn't notice at all. When he asked about Liu Yan's appearance, Fang Yu actually said that she was right and said: "This fat aunt loves to wear red embroidered shoes. Master, I guess you are in love with her." She, right? Whenever you see her, just sleep with her and never get up after sleeping."
Natoutuo didn't know that Liu Yan was dead. These words seemed to be gossips, but in fact they were poisonous words. He said angrily: "Children are talking nonsense!"
But Toutuo believed his words, and stretched out his hand to pat his abdomen to unblock his acupuncture points. Unexpectedly, this slap hit the "Forty-Two Chapter Sutra" in his arms, and the acupuncture points he patted were not unblocked. open.
The tutu asked: "What?"
Fang Yu said: "It's a big stack of banknotes that I stole from home."
The old man said: "Bragging! How can there be so many banknotes?" He reached into his arms and took out the parcel. Unfolding it, he found a scripture. He was startled and his face was full of joy. , shouted: ""Sutra of Forty-two Chapters", "Sutra of Forty-two Chapters"!"
He hurriedly wrapped it up, put it in his arms, grabbed Fang Yu's chest, lifted him high, and shouted: "Where did it come from?"
This sentence is not easy to answer. Fang Yu smiled and said: "Hehe, are you asking this? It's a long story, and I can't finish it in a short time."
He was stalling for time, trying to think of a flawless speech to deceive the Toutuo. It would be extremely easy to make up random reasons about where the scriptures came from, but the scriptures were already in his hands, so how could he deceive them back? Difficult.
The Toutuo asked loudly: "Who gave it to you?"
Fang Yu was in mid-air when he suddenly saw seven or eight monks in gray clothes walking up the hillside. They looked like the figures in the Shaolin Arhats seen in the back temple of Qingliang Temple.
Fang Yu turned around and saw a few more people. Together with the few who came from the west hillside, there were seventeen or eight people in total. He was overjoyed and said secretly: "Thieves Tutuo, no matter how strong your martial arts are, you can't defeat the Eighteen Arhats of Shaolin." "
The Toutuo said again: "Speak quickly, speak quickly!"
Seeing Fang Yu looking around, following his sunlight, he saw more than ten monks slowly coming up from the east, north, and west sides of the hillside, but he didn't take it to heart and asked, "What are those monks doing here?"
Fang Yu said: "They heard that Grand Master was very powerful in martial arts and admired him very much. They came to worship you as their master."
The Toutuo shook his head and said: "I never accept disciples." He shouted loudly: "Hey, you guys, get out of here and don't come to Luosuo!"
This shout was echoed by all the mountains, and the power was astonishing.
The eighteen monks seemed to ignore it and went up the hillside together.
An old monk with long eyebrows put his hands together and said, "Is the master the Fat Master of Liaodong?"
Fang Yu was in mid-air. Hearing these words, he couldn't help laughing. This Toutuo was so thin that he was rare in the world. When the old monk asked him if he was a fat venerable, he was probably mocking him.
Unexpectedly, the Toutuo said loudly: "I am Fat Toutuo! Do you want to become my teacher? I don't accept apprentices! Who did you learn martial arts from?"
The old monk said: "I am Shaolin Guichengxin, who is in charge of Bodhidharma Academy. The seventeen juniors here are all fellow disciples of Bodhidharma Academy in Shaolin Temple."