Five hundred and fourteenth chapters replace seventy-three
The mule cart drove for a while and suddenly came out of Xizhimen.
Fang Yu said: "Hey, we are going to Xidan, how did we get out of the city?"
The coachman said, "Yes, I'm sorry, sir! I have a stubborn temper as a mule. When I got to the city gate, I had to go out and take a walk."
Fang Yu and Shuang'er both laughed.
Yu Badao: "Hey, even mules in the capital have official airs."
After the cart left the city, it headed north. After traveling for more than a mile, it still didn't look back. Fang Yu knew something was fishy and shouted: "Driver, what are you doing? Go back!"
The coachman agreed repeatedly and shouted: "Turn back, De'er, Hu, Hu, De'er, turn back!"
The driver whipped his whip wildly, but the mules kept going northward, running faster and faster.
The driver yelled: "You fucking stinky mule, I'm telling you to turn back! Stop, stop! Your grandma's bastard mule!"
He screamed more and more urgently, but the mule refused to stop. At this moment, there was the sound of horse hooves, and two horses grabbed it from the side and stuck to the side of the mule cart. The passengers on the horse were two burly men.
Fang Yu whispered: "Do it!"
Shuang'er leaned forward, stretched out his fingers, and hit the driver in the back. He swayed and fell off the cart. He yelled and was kicked by the horses beside the cart.
Immediately, the man flew up and sat on the driver's seat. Shuang'er stretched out his finger to poke her. The man grabbed her wrist with his backhand, and Shuang'er turned her palm over and slapped him in the face.
The man opened his left hand and grabbed her shoulder with his right hand. The two of them tried eight or nine moves, but the mule still ran at full speed.
The passenger immediately on the left shouted: "What's the matter? What's the matter?"
There was a bang, and the man in the car was hit in the chest by Shuang'er's right palm, and he flew out.
Another man struck with a whip. Shuang'er stretched out his hand, grabbed the whip, and wrapped it around the cart. The mule cart was running forward. When the mule cart was pulled hard, the man immediately fell off the horse and hurriedly let go of the whip, screaming.
Shuang'er picked up the reins of the mule. She didn't know how to drive the mule, so she handed it to Yu Ba and said, "You drive the mule." Yu Ba said, "I... can't do this."
Fang Yu jumped onto the coachman's seat and took the rope. He didn't know how to drive the coach, so he imitated the coachman and shouted "Deer, Deer" a few times. He loosened the reins with his left hand and tightened the reins with his right hand, just like riding a horse. The mule turned its head as expected.
Come on, where is the stubborn temper?
The sound of horse hoofbeats was heard, and more than a dozen people were coming on horseback. Fang Yu was startled. He pulled his mule and rushed diagonally. The chasing horse turned its horse's head and followed quickly. The horse was fast and the car was slow. In a short time, more than ten people were riding.
The riders then surrounded the mule cart.
Fang Yu saw the men on the horse holding weapons, and shouted: "The sky is blue and the sun is shining, the emperor is at his feet, do you want to block the road and rob me?"
A man smiled and said: "We are treaters, not robbers. Mr. Wei, my master invites you to have a drink!"
Fang Yu was startled and asked, "Who is your master?"
The man said: "Young Master will recognize you when you see him. If our master is not your friend, how can we invite you to drink?"
Fang Yu saw that these people were weird and probably had bad intentions, so he shouted: "How can we treat guests like this? Please give way!"
Another big man laughed and said: "Just give way!"
He raised a knife and chopped off the mule's head. The mule's body tilted and fell to the ground, bringing the mule cart with him.
Fang Yu and Shuang'er jumped to the ground. Shuang'er struck like the wind, but the enemy was riding on a horse and she was short, so she couldn't hit the enemy. She stabbed her with one finger after another, either blinding her eye or hitting her leg.
acupuncture points on.
In an instant, the horse was neighing and the whole thing was in chaos. Several men jumped off their horses and stepped forward with swords. The two men were extremely agile, pointing east and west, and knocked down seven or eight men.caset
The remaining four or five people looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
A car sped up on the road, and a woman's voice in the car shouted: "It's one of our own, don't do anything!"
As soon as Fang Yu heard the sound, he was elated and shouted: "Aha! My wife is here!"
Shuang'er and the other men immediately stopped fighting. Shuang'er was greatly surprised, as she had no idea that her husband had married a young mistress.
Early marriage was prevalent at that time, and it was common for men to marry at the age of fourteen or fifteen, but Fang Yu never told her that he already had a wife.
The car drove up, and a person jumped out of the car. It was Fang Yi. Fang Yu, with a happy face, went up to her and took her hand, saying: "Good sister, I miss you so much. Where have you been?"
Fang Yi smiled and said, "Talk slowly. Why are you fighting?" She was surprised to see many people lying on the ground and mule blood splattered all over the ground.
A man bowed and said: "Miss Fang, we have come to invite Mr. Wei to have a drink. We think we have offended Mr. Wei because of our poor etiquette. Miss Fang invites him in person. It couldn't be better."
Fang Yi asked curiously: "Did you defeat these people? Your martial arts skills are very good."
Fang Yu said: "You can't grow up so fast. It was Miss Shuang'er who showed off her skills in order to protect me."
Fang Yi saw Shuang'er and saw that she was only fourteen or fifteen years old and looked timid. She really didn't believe that she was so powerful in martial arts and asked, "What's your surname, sister?"
When she was at the banker's house, she and Shuang'er had not met each other, so they did not know each other.
Shuang'er came forward, knelt down and kowtowed, and said, "My servant Shuang'er, please bow to the young mistress."
Fang Yu laughed.
Fang Yi's face turned red with embarrassment, and she hurriedly stepped away and said, "You... what did you call me? I... I... it's not."
Shuang'er stood up and said: "My husband said that you are his wife, and I serve my husband, so naturally I call you young mistress."
Fang Yi rolled her eyes at Fang Yu and said, "This person is full of nonsense, don't believe him. How long have you been serving him? Don't you know his temper? I am Miss Fang."
Shuang'er smiled slightly and said, "Then don't scream for now. I'll do it later."
Fang Yi said: "I'll call you something else in the future..." Her face turned red again, and she shrank back the last word "eh".
Shuang'er looked at Fang Yu and saw his triumphant expression. Suddenly, she also blushed, but she remembered that on Mount Wutai, he once told Fat Toutuo that she was his wife. It turned out that he had a temper.
, loves to call young girls “wife”.
After hearing this, he smiled and asked again: "Where is my little wife?"
The two children don't think it's different either.
Fang Yi rolled her eyes at him again and said, "We've been apart for so long, but when we meet, we don't say anything serious, we just talk nonsense."
Fang Yi immediately ordered the men to pack up and start. Those men had their acupuncture points pressed so that they could not move, and Shuang'er untied them one by one.
Fang Yu smiled and said: "If I had known it was you who invited you to drink, I wish I could have two wings on my back and fly here."
Fang Yi rolled her eyes at him again and said, "You have forgotten me a long time ago, so naturally you didn't expect that it was me who invited you."
Fang Yu said sweetly in his heart: "How could I forget you for a moment? If I had known it was you who called me, let alone drinking, drinking horse urine and drinking poison, I would just follow the call and not stop for a moment.
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Fang Yi stared at him with a pair of wonderful eyes and said: "Don't say it so nicely, what if I invite you to drink poison in the ends of the earth?"
Fang Yu saw that she was smiling but not smiling when she spoke. The morning sun was so beautiful that it was unspeakable, and he felt that his whole body was filled with warmth, and he said: "Don't talk about the ends of the world, even going up to the mountain of swords and down to the oil pan, I've been there too."
Fang Yi said: "Okay, once a man has said his word, it's hard to chase a horse."
Fang Yu slapped his chest and said loudly: "It's hard to chase after your husband once he says it." The two of them laughed at the same time.
Fang Yi ordered someone to bring a horse for Fang Yu to ride on, and let Shuang'er sit in her cart. She rode the horse and rode side by side with Fang Yu, galloping slowly towards the morning sun, followed by the Han Yans.
Fang Yi said: "You are really capable. What kind of guns and flowers did you lose, and you took over a little girl who is so good at martial arts?"
Fang Yu smiled and said: "Where did the gunfire fall? She came with me willingly."
Fang Yu then asked about the whereabouts of Mu Jianjian, Xu Tianchuan and others, and said: "In that haunted house, you were captured by those guys from the Shenlong Sect. How did you escape later? It was the third young lady of the banker who asked someone to rescue you. ?”
Fang Yi asked: "Who is the banker's third young lady?"
Fang Yu said: "He is the master of Zhuangzi."
Fang Yi shook his head and said: "The master of Zhuangzi? We have never seen him. The Shenlong Sect is looking for you, and they have no ill intentions towards you. That Zhang Laosan couldn't find you, so they let us go. The little princess and the others are here Ahead, see you soon."
Fang Yi turned her head, slightly angry, and said: "You are only thinking about the little princess. We have only met for a while, and you have already asked her seven or eight times in a row."
Fang Yu smiled and said, "When did you ask me seven or eight times? It's really unfair. If I had seen her but not you, I would have asked you seventy or eighty times by now."
Fang Yi smiled and said: "Even if you have ten mouths, you won't have time to ask seventy or eighty times now. But you, one mouth is more powerful than ten."
The two of them talked about it and soon they had walked more than ten miles. They had already bypassed the capital and were heading east.
Fang Yu said: "Is it almost there?"
Fang Yi said sadly: "It's still far away! You don't have to be so impatient if you worry about the little princess. If you had known this, it would have been much better to let her come to pick you up, and you would not have to worry about it."
Fang Yu stuck out his tongue and said, "I won't ask a word from now on."
Fang Yi said: "You don't ask questions, but you are anxious in your heart, which makes people even more angry."
She seemed to be very jealous. Fang Yu became happier as he listened and said with a smile: "If I'm even a little anxious, I'm not your husband, I'm your son."
Fang Yi chuckled and said, "Good boy..." Her face turned red, but she didn't say the word "son" below.
At noon, they stopped in the town and headed east again. Fang Yu did not dare to ask where they were going. Seeing that they were far away from the capital, they could not rush back to the palace to see Kangxi today, thinking: "Anyway, Xiao Xuanzi has no limit on when I can repay you. Even if I am delayed in Mount Wutai, or I am held captive by Fatty Tuo, and I am delayed in returning to the palace for a few days, what's the harm?"
Along the way, Fang Yi kept talking to him about irrelevant gossip. That day in the palace, although the two of them were in the same room, there was an extra Mu Jianping, and Fang Yi was quite accommodating. At this moment, they were riding slowly together, but they were laughing and talking attentively. .
The rest of the people were very sensible and lagged far behind. Fang Yu's first love interest, when he called her "wife" in the palace, was still 60% joking, 30% frivolous and cheap, and only 10% was not subtle. The meaning of male and female.
When we met again after parting this day, we saw Fang Yi being slightly angry and soft-spoken and smiling at the same time, unable to hold back her emotions. She had been riding for most of the day, her cheeks were flushed, and there were beads of sweat oozing out, and she was indescribably charming.
It's so cute and cute, I just stared at it blankly and couldn't help but feel crazy.