Chapter five hundred and thirteen replace seventy-two
Fang Yu stuck out his tongue and said: "Master Hong is so powerful, I don't even dare to meet him."
Fat Toutuo said: "Master Hong is kind and loving to all, and his kindness is spread all over the world. The old man will definitely like him very much when he sees a smart young hero like the little benefactor.
The little benefactor’s trip to Shenlong Island will definitely be a fruitful one. Needless to say, the leader has a lot of gifts. Maybe he will teach you some tricks when he is happy. From then on, the little benefactor will be able to dominate the world and benefit from it all his life.”
What he said was extremely sincere, and the meaning was evident in the color. Originally, he ignored Fang Yu at all, and once stretched out his foot to step on him, but now he kept talking about "little benefactor" and said "smart" "Smart young hero", fearing that Fang Yu could not hear clearly, he bent down with a penny-pinned body and spoke to him.
Fang Yu remembered Tao Hongying's words, saw the behavior of Zhang Laosan and others at the banker, and recalled the empress dowager and Liu Yan, who pretended to be women and palace maids, and felt an unspeakable disgust for the Shenlong Cult.
In comparison, among the Shenlong Cult figures he knew, Fat Toutuo was somewhat heroic, but he relied on force to seize scriptures and lift himself up and down.
Suddenly his demeanor changed drastically. He invited himself to Shenlong Island as a guest. He definitely had bad intentions. Don't look at his polite words at this time. It was because he couldn't defeat the Shaolin monk. As soon as the Shaolin monk left, he would definitely be fierce and domineering again. Who can control him?
Fang Yu immediately shook his head and said, "I won't go!"
Fat Toutuo's thin face was full of frustration. He slowly stood up straight, glanced at the eighteen Shaolin monks around him, and said slowly: "Little donor, my martial arts are not as good as those of the eighteen great monks." How does that compare?"
Fang Yu said: "Everyone has his own strengths."
Fat Toutuo said angrily: "Why do everyone have their own strengths? If we compete one-on-one, can they beat me?"
Fang Yu said: "One-on-one, maybe you win. One-on-one, then you must lose. Then you still have a long ass! You are just taller."
Fat Toutuo smiled slightly and said, "Have you ever seen a person with strong martial arts skills like me?"
Fang Yu said: "Of course I have! Your martial arts skills are only so-so. I have seen many people who are ten times stronger than you."
Fat Toutuo was furious, jumped up and stretched out his hand to grab the four Shaolin monks who simultaneously stretched out their palms to block them.
Fat Toutuo said: "Who do you think has higher martial arts than me?"
Fang Yu was speechless for a moment. He couldn't recall ever seeing anyone with higher martial arts skills than him. His master's martial arts skills were extremely high, so he might not be able to defeat him.
Fat Toutuo became proud and said, "Look, you can't speak out, can you?"
Fang Yu said: "What can't be said? I don't want to say it, just for fear of scaring you. The person who is much better than you in martial arts, the first one is Chen Jinnan, the chief helmsman of the Tiandihui.
I once saw him fighting with someone in the capital. He grabbed four tutu with both hands. Each tutu weighed two hundred kilograms. He jumped over the city wall as soon as he put his feet on it. Compared with him, you are far behind. .”
Fat Toutuo snorted. He had also heard of Chen Jinnan, but he never believed that he could carry four people and jump over the city wall, saying, "Bragging!"
Fang Yu said: "The second person with strong martial arts skills is a delicate young lady with small feet from the south of the Yangtze River."
When he said this, he looked at Shuang'er. Shuang'er waved his hands repeatedly, asking him not to say anything.
Fang Yu continued: "This young lady once fought with thirty-six Taoist priests from the Wudang Sect. Thirty-six Taoist priests surrounded her and used some... some formation..."
Fat Toutuo asked: "Wudang Sect's formation, bare-handed or sword-based?"
Fang Yu said: "Yes, your fat master is very knowledgeable and knows that it is a true martial arts sword formation. At that time, thirty-six swords surrounded the young lady. The swords were shining and water could not be poured in. The young lady was holding the child in her left hand. , the right hand is empty..."
Fat Toutuo was surprised and said: "She is holding the child in her left hand and competing with the Wudang Clan?"
Fang Yu said: "What's so strange about that? She's holding a pair of twins, both boys, very fat..."
He deliberately exaggerated the martial arts skills of the banker's young lady, doubled the number of children, and continued: "...she coaxed the children: 'Two good babies, don't cry, watch mother do tricks.'
At the same time, he snatched away all the swords from the hands of the thirty-six Taoist priests, and hit the acupoints of these Taoist priests. They stood there one by one, like clay Bodhisattvas, unable to move.
The young lady hugged the children and asked them to scratch the old Taoist priest's beard. The old Taoist priest stared and looked angry, but the two children laughed very happily."
The Wudang sect and the Shaolin sect are equally famous, and each has its own merits in martial arts, which Fang Yu knows. When he saw that Fat Toutuo could not defeat eighteen Shaolin monks, he said that the young lady defeated thirty-six Taoist priests. Whoever is stronger in martial arts doesn't need to do much. explain.
Fat Toutuo heard this and was so fascinated that he sighed and said: "There is such a magical martial arts in the world!"
Seeing that he had actually been deceived, Fang Yu was very proud and said, "To tell you the truth, this young lady is my godmother."
At first, Shuang'er heard him say that there was a young mistress in the south of the Yangtze River, and he was talking about the third young mistress of the banker. Later, when he heard that the young mistress had a pair of twin sons, who were also his godmother, he realized that there was someone else.
But Fat Toutuo was shocked again and said: "Is she your godmother? What's her last name? There is such a powerful figure in the martial arts world, how come I haven't heard of it?"
Fang Yu smiled and said: "There are many powerful people in Wu Yao, like my wife."
As he spoke, he pointed to Shuang'er and said, "Look at her small, delicate and delicate appearance. How could you know that she has such martial arts skills?"
Shuang'er's face turned red and he said, "Mr. sir, please stop talking nonsense."
Fat Toutuo had fought against Shuang'er before, and it would have been hard to believe that such a young girl was so skilled if she hadn't seen it in person. He nodded and said, "That's right. Since the little benefactor refuses to go to Shenlong Island, there's nothing we can do about it." , everyone, please stop!"
Fang Yu said: "Master, go first!"
He seemed to be being polite, but in fact he wanted Fat Toutuo to go first. If he went east, he would go west; if he went north, he would go south.
Fat Toutuo shook his head and said: "Donor, please come first. I want to rub the inscription on this stone tablet."
Fang Yu was secretly amused, thinking that he was fooling him into believing the truth by bragging nonsense.
Eighteen Shaolin monks, Fang Yu and Shuang'er went down to Jinxiu Peak.
Cheng Xin returned the scripture to Fang Yu and asked, "Will the donor return soon?"
Fang Yu said: "Yes." Cheng Xin said: "I was ordered by Master Yulin to escort the donor back to Beijing safely."
Fang Yu said happily: "That's great. I was worried that this pennie-like Toutuo would not give up and come to Luosuo again. But everyone is traveling with me. Does Master Xingchi have anyone to protect him?"
Chengxin said: "Donor, don't worry, Master Yulin has other arrangements."
Fang Yu admired Master Yulin very much at this time. He closed his eyes and meditated, as if the sky was falling and ignored him, but he remained calm and secretly everything was arranged properly.
Since he was escorted by the Eighteen Arhats of Shaolin, there was no danger at all along the way. Although the tall and thin Fat Toutuo did not show up, he did not even encounter any other figures in the martial arts world.
Not long after arriving outside the capital, the eighteen Shaolin monks and Fang Yu saluted to say goodbye.
Cheng Xin said: "The donor has arrived in the capital, and the old monk and others said goodbye and returned to the temple."
Fang Yu said: "Master monks, I appreciate that you are not afraid of hard work and have sent me all the way here. I... I am really grateful. Please accept my bow." He knelt down and kowtowed.
Cheng Xin hurriedly stretched out her hand to help him up and said: "The donor has been kind to us all the way. From Shanxi to the capital, we are just traveling around the mountains and rivers. Why bother?"
It turned out that when Fang Yu came to Wutai Mountain, he hired 19 carts. He and Shuang'er took one, and each of the 18 Shaolin monks took one. Shuang's fate was to go ahead with Ba Kuai Ma, and he stopped one day early and booked inns along the way.
, prepare all kinds of tea, fine points, vegetarian meals, all are extremely rich.
Fang Yu spread bounties everywhere, and the shopkeepers and shopkeepers treated the eighteen Shaolin monks as gods and bodhisattvas. The Shaolin monks practiced asceticism and were not greedy for these food and drink desires, but they showed respect to each other.
It's so sincere, I can't help but feel very happy.
Although Fang Yu was glib and did not mean what he said, he was very loving by nature and was sincere in making friends with others. He talked with the monks along the way and got along very well. He suddenly said that he wanted to break up. He felt sour and couldn't help but shed tears.
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Chengxin said: "That's good, that's good! Why should the little benefactor be sad? If there is a chance for you someday, please come to Shaolin Temple to talk about it."
Fang Yu choked up and said, "That must come."
Cheng Xin and the other monks said goodbye to Fang Yu and left.
When he entered the capital, it was already dark and it was inconvenient to enter the palace. Fang Yu went to a large inn in Xizhimen, "Rugui Inn", and asked for a room. After a night's rest, he went to see Kangxi tomorrow and explain everything.
Fang Yu thought: "That fat Toutuo who is so skinny is trying his best to snatch this scripture from me. Maybe he is still following me secretly. Now that the eighteen Shaolin monks have gone, if he comes to snatch it again, Shuang'er and I can't resist it."
It’s better to go to a little trouble and hide the scriptures well first, then go to the palace tomorrow and lead a large group of guards to pick them up and present them to the little emperor, this is called ‘losing nothing’!”
So he ordered Ba Bei to apply for things, send Shuang'er, and bolt the door. Before closing the window, he first checked that there was no Fat Toutu peeping outside, so he wrapped the Sutra of Forty-Two Chapters in oilcloth and pulled it out.
Open the table, take out the dagger, and cut a hole in the brick wall under the table.
The dagger cuts through iron as easily as mud, and it is effortless to cut through the mud. Put the book into the wall hole, pile up the bricks, take water to dissolve the large ash, and paste the joints between the bricks. After the lime is dry, if you don't look for it intentionally, you will definitely not find it.
Discover.
Early the next morning, Yu Ba was ordered to go to the carriage. He was to take Shuang'er to have a sumptuous breakfast first, to show off the lavish things to open the eyes of the little girl, and then to buy a set of eunuch clothes before entering the palace.
It is really difficult to buy eunuch clothes and hats in the market. If you can't buy them, you will simply put on the guards' clothes and quickly make a yellow mandarin to put them on. At that time, you will enter the palace with great majesty and call all the guards and eunuchs.
Wouldn't it be interesting to be stunned?
I, the Deputy Chief of the Royal Guards, am personally appointed by the Emperor, and it’s not fake? He thought to himself: “That’s the idea, why do you want to be a eunuch? I just wear a yellow jacket and enter the palace.”
He and Shuang'er got on the mule cart, bent his tongue, and said with a Beijing accent: "Let's go to Xidan Lao Kuixing Restaurant first. The fried lamb tails and mutton dumplings there are pretty good."
Coachman Gong Xue Jingjing responded: "Yes!"
Yu Ba straightened his back, sat beside the coachman, and said: "Hey, even mules are different in this capital city. There is no such big-eyed mule in Shanxi Province."
Fang Yu successfully returned to Beijing, feeling very proud in his heart.