Fang Yudao: "My family opened Lichun Courtyard and Yiqing Courtyard in Yangzhou, Shangxinlou and Changchun Pavilion in Beijing, Rouqing Courtyard and Wenju Courtyard in Tianjin, six joint stores."
In fact, these six brothels are all famous brothels in Yangzhou. Otherwise, he would not be able to make up the signboards of the six brothels.
When the madam heard this, she thought that she was extremely obedient. It turned out that the big boss of the Sixth Hospital Alliance had arrived. His business was quite big. He asked with a smile: "What kind of girl does the young master like to accompany him for a heart-to-heart talk?"
Fang Yu said: "Sorry, there are no Suzhou girls in a small place like yours. Are there any from Datong Prefecture?"
The old madam had a look of shame on her face and whispered: "There is one, but she is just a fake. She is from Fenyang, Shanxi. She can only deceive the common man, but she does not dare to deceive the experts."
Fang Yu smiled and said, "Call all the girls in the yard, and the young master will reward each of them with three taels of silver."
The old madam was overjoyed and spread the news. In an instant, the room was crowded with girls. Naturally, in this small brothel, there were some vulgar girls with rough hands and feet. They all held hands and put their arms around each other, trying their best to flatter her.
Fang Yu Da Le, although the prostitutes are a bit uglier than himself, with thick eyebrows, high cheekbones, or bloody mouths, he has determined to be rich and wealthy in the brothel since he was a child, and today he has fulfilled his lifelong wish.
Feeling proud.
He casually pulled a young lady over and kissed her on the mouth. He felt a smell of onion and garlic coming straight to him, almost making him nauseous. Suddenly, the door curtain opened and two women walked in.
Fang Yu said: "Okay! The two big girls come here together, let's kiss my son Wu first..."
Before he finished speaking, Fang Yu saw the faces of the two women clearly and couldn't help being shocked. He shouted, jumped up, and pushed the two prostitutes hugging him to the ground.
It turned out that the two women who came in were the girl in green shirt and her senior sister that she had been thinking about day and night.
The man in blue shirt sneered: "As soon as you entered the town, we followed you. Let's see what bad things you did here."
Fang Yu's back was covered with cold sweat, and he forced a smile and said: "Yes, yes. This girl, you...the injury on your head and neck...is the injury...healed?"
The girl in green shirt snorted and ignored it.
The girl in blue shirt said angrily: "We wait outside the Shaolin Temple every day to cut your body into thousands of pieces to avenge my junior sister's deep hatred. Humph, finally the Emperor has paid off and let you, an evil monk, fall into our hands."
inside."
Fang Yu secretly complained: "I must return to the underworld today."
Fang Yu quickly laughed and said, "Actually... I didn't offend that much... I offended the girl, but... I just grabbed a handful of them, so it doesn't matter. I see... I see..."
The girl in green shirt blushed, with murderous intent in her eyes.
The girl in blue shirt said coldly: "What did you say just now? What did you call us?"
Fang Yu said: "Oops, this is a terrible coincidence. I...I think you two are also...the flower girls in this brothel."
The girl in green shirt whispered: "Senior sister, what do you want to say to the thief Tutu who is doing evil to me? Kill him with one knife."
There was a sound of brushing and a flash of white light. Fang Yu screamed and shrank his neck. The hat on his head had been cut off by her lancet, revealing his bald head.
All the ladies were in chaos and screamed in unison: "Kill people, kill people."
Fang Yu ducked and hid behind a young lady, shouting: "Hey, this is a brothel, and the people coming in are women. Why don't you two get out quickly? If people find out, that will be... unpleasant... unpleasant."
Very..."
The two women stabbed him several times, but the room was crowded with about ten ladies, so how could they hit him? The blade of the knife passed by, almost injuring the two ladies.
Fang Yu shouted at the top of his lungs: "I'm going to a whorehouse here, what's so good about it? I...I'm going to take off my clothes and my pants."
As he spoke, he took off his clothes and threw them out.
The two girls were extremely angry, but they were afraid that Fang Yu was really going to take off his pants, so the girl in the green shirt turned around and ran out. The girl in the blue shirt was startled and ran out too. With two bangs, she pushed the madam and the turtle slave who rushed in to check.
fall.
Suddenly, the brothel was filled with shouts and curses.
Fang Yu was temporarily spared a fatal blow, but
He thought that these two girls must be guarding the door. As soon as he stepped out of the brothel door, he would be killed by them immediately, shouting: "Everyone, don't move around. Everyone has ten taels of silver, everyone has it, and they will never fail."
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When the prostitutes heard this, they immediately became silent. Fang Yu took out twenty taels of silver, handed it to the turtle slave, and said, "Quickly prepare a horse for me and wait at the entrance of the alley."
The turtle slave took the money and ran outside.
Fang Yu pointed at a young lady and said, "I'll give you twenty taels of silver. Quickly take off your clothes and put them on for me."
The young lady was overjoyed and immediately took off her clothes. The rest of them were talking and asking questions.
Fang Yu said: "These two are my eldest wife and my younger wife. They shaved my head and forbade me from going to whorehouses. When I escaped, they came after me to kill me."
The madam and all the prostitutes couldn't help but be happy when they heard this. It was common and extremely common for the wives of clients to come to the brothel to quarrel and fight, but it was not uncommon to raise a knife to kill them. As for the wives and concubines working together to shave off their husbands' hair, they were not allowed to do so.
This is the first time I heard about prostitutes.
Fang Yu hurriedly put on the girl's clothes and tied his head with a piece of floral cloth. The prostitutes knew that he was going to put on make-up to escape, so they helped him apply makeup and powder while laughing. After hearing the news, the prostitutes who were gambling in the brothel also flocked to watch the fun.
Not long after, the turtle slave reported that the horse was ready. After learning the reason, the turtle slave said: "Master, you have to be careful. Your eldest lady is guarding the back door, and your young lady is guarding the front door. Both of them are holding knives."
Fang Yu spent a lot of money and scolded: "It's really rare for these two shrews to control their husbands so closely."
The old bustard received his reward of thirty taels of silver and said, "Two tigresses spoil people's food and clothing. All women in the world are like your two wives. Shall we drink from the northwest wind?"
Erlang God has blessed the two female tigers with no children or grandchildren. Ah, young master, I am not talking about you. Why don't you divorce the two female tigers and come here every day to have fun."
Fang Yu said with a smile: "You have a very clever idea. Mom, go to the front door and scold that bitch, but you have to hide behind the door and scold her to prevent her from hurting you with a knife."
Sisters, please listen to me and rush out from the back door together. This way my two bitches can't catch me." Then he took out the money and distributed it.
All the women were delighted. Under heavy rewards, there are always brave men, and as long as they are rewarded heavily, there is no shortage of brave women. The prostitutes got a lot of money, and everyone put "loyalty" first, and they all tried their best to serve.
I could only hear the old madam at the front door yelling: "Little shrew, big shrew, if you want to control your husband, you should listen to him and please him. If you are incompetent, he will come to the yard to have fun."
What's the point of trying to scare him and kill him with a knife? Your husband has great means and is the most good man in the world. Two female tigers are not worthy of him at all.
I teach you to be good, kowtow to him quickly and apologize, then become your teacher, learn some skills in bed, and serve him well. Otherwise, he is determined to sell you to me and become women here. Let’s make a deal today...ah yo...
...Ouch, it hurts like hell..."
When Fang Yu heard this, he knew that the woman in blue shirt couldn't help but hit someone, so he hurriedly said: "Everyone, let's go!"
More than twenty ladies rushed out from the back door, and Fang Yu was among them. The girl in green shirt was guarding the door with a lancet in her hand. Suddenly she saw a large number of colorful women rushing out, her eyes wide open, completely unaware.
so.
The prostitutes ran out of the alley, and Fang Yu jumped on his horse and galloped towards the Shaolin Temple. The girl in blue shirt saw the opportunity quickly, and immediately left the madam and chased them around.
The prostitutes blocked the alley, stretched out their hands to pull, and said, "Tigress, your husband is riding away, and he can't catch up! Hee hee, haha."
The girl was so angry that she almost fainted and threatened her with a knife. The prostitutes knew that she did not dare to kill anyone seriously, and she kept scolding her as "a bitch, a jealous bitch, and a bad bitch."
The girl was so anxious that she shouted loudly, "Junior sister, the thief has escaped, hurry up and chase him!" But when he heard the sound of hoofbeats going away, how could he catch up?
Fang Yuchi walked out of the town, took off his women's shirts and trousers one by one and threw them away, wrapping up the monk's robe. In the rush, he lost it in the brothel. He spit on his sleeves and wiped off the makeup on his face.
Fang Yu thought to himself: "I am really having a bad time this year. I am both a monk and
Pretending to be a woman. Alas, if that girl in green clothes really becomes my wife, she will kill my head and stop going to the brothel."
He rode back to the Shaolin Temple in one breath, rode up to the back mountain, jumped off the horse, quietly tiptoed into the temple through the side door, immediately covered his face and ran wildly back to his meditation room.
He washed off the remaining fat and powder on his face, put on the monk's robe, and then he felt calm and thought: "If these two old ladies and the young ladies come to the temple to make noise, I will give them a death penalty."
At noon the next day, Fang Yu was lying on the Zen bed, thinking about the moving figure of the girl in green, and couldn't help but want to take risks again, thinking: "How can I think of a wonderful way to see her again?"
Suddenly Jingji walked into the Zen room and said in a low voice: "Master, uncle, please don't leave the temple these days, something is not good."
Fang Yu was startled and hurriedly asked to take a closer look.
Jingji said: "A fireman from Xiangji Kitchen just told me that when he went to the mountainside to chop wood, he met two young girls with knives in their hands and asked about you."
Fang Yu said: "What do you ask?"
Jingji said: "Ask him if he recognizes you, when do you usually come out and where do you go. Master, uncle, these two girls have evil intentions and are waiting outside the temple to harm you. As long as you don't leave,
Temple, I’m sorry they don’t dare to come in.”
Fang Yu said: "Our Shaolin Temple eminent monks are afraid of them and dare not leave the temple, so what's the point?"
Jingji said: "Master's nephew has already submitted to the abbot. His old man sent someone to report to Master's uncle, please let them go for a while. I don't think the two girls will live together. I haven't seen you after waiting for several days.
Naturally left.
The abbot said, "Friends in the martial arts community would only say that we adults have a lot of people, but they can never say that the majestic Shaolin Temple is afraid of two little girls who have no sect."
Fang Yu said: "A little girl with no family and no sect. Huh, she is much better than our great monk who has a well-established sect."
Jingji said: "Who said otherwise?" Thinking of the hatred of Broken Arms, he became indignant and said: "It's just that the abbot has a life, so he said he wants to put things to rest."
After he left, Fang Yu thought: "I have to go and see the old monk Chengguan. It's best if he has figured out a wonderful way."
When he came to the Prajna Hall, he saw Cheng Guan holding his head in his hands, looking up at the beams of the roof, pacing in circles in the room, mumbling something.