Fang Yu said: "My surname is Wei, so you are destined to be surnamed Wei. I don't know what your surname is, but you just shook your head, so I call you "Wei Men Yao"."
The girl closed her eyes and said angrily: "There has never been a monk in the world who talks nonsense like you. You are a monk. You can marry whatever... you want... and you are not afraid of the Bodhisattva's punishment. If you die, you will go to the eighteenth level of hell."
Fang Yu clasped his hands together and knelt down with a thud. The girl heard the sound of him kneeling and became curious. When she opened her eyes, she saw him facing the window and kowtowing several times.
He smiled and said to the girl: "I, Tathagata, Amitabha, Avalokitesvara, Manjushri, Samantabhadra, the Jade Emperor, the Four Vajras, the King of Hell, the traitor, and the little ghost of Impermanence, please listen together.
I, Fang Yu, must marry this girl. Even if I go to the eighteenth level of hell after death, have my tongue pulled out, my head chopped off, and never be reborn for eternity, it will be nothing. I care nothing about anything while alive, and fear nothing after death.
This wife is destined to be married anyway."
When the girl saw that he spoke firmly and without frivolity, and it was not like he was joking, she became frightened and begged, "Stop talking, stop talking."
She paused and said bitterly: "Whether you kill me or beat me every day, I hate you so much that I am determined...I am determined not to agree."
Fang Yu stood up and said: "Whether you agree or not, in short, in short, I will spend the next eighty years with you. Even if you become a hundred-year-old old woman, if I don't
Even if I marry you, I will still die with my eyes open."
The girl said angrily: "You humiliate me so much, and one day you will die in my hands. I will kill you first, and then I will commit suicide."
Fang Yu said: "It's okay for you to kill me, but that's murdering your husband. If I couldn't be your husband, I wouldn't die like that." When he said this, his voice couldn't help but tremble.
Seeing him gnashing his teeth and having blue veins popping up on his forehead, the girl became frightened and closed her eyes again.
Fang Yu took a few steps towards her, only to feel that his whole body was weak and his hands and feet were trembling. Suddenly, he just wanted to kneel down and worship her, pleading piously. After taking another step, he let out a low cry, like the howl of a wounded beast.
Generally speaking, I wanted to strangle her to death.
The girl heard the strange noise, opened her eyes, saw a strange light in his eyes, and screamed.
Fang Yu was startled, took a few steps back, sat down slumped, and thought to himself: "In the palace, I once asked Miss Fang and the little princess to be my wives. They were laughing and joking at that time, how relaxed and comfortable they were?
If you want to hug me, hug her, and if you want to kiss, kiss her. This little girl has obviously been hit by the old monk’s acupuncture points and cannot move. Why don’t I even dare to touch her hand?”
Fang Yu saw her beautiful slender hands exposed from under the monk's robe. He just wanted to hold them gently, but he didn't have the courage and couldn't help but cursed: "It belongs to Mom!"
The girl didn't understand and stared at him.
Fang Yu blushed and said, "I'm scolding myself for being cowardly and useless, but I'm not scolding you."
The girl said: "You are so lawless and yet you say you are timid. If you are timid, thank God."
Upon hearing this, Fang Yuhao suddenly became angry, stood up and said, "Okay, I'm going to be helpless. I'm going to strip you naked." The girl was so shocked that she almost fainted.
Fang Yu walked up to her and saw her eyes full of hatred, and said in his heart: "Forget it, forget it, I, Fang Yu, am a bastard son of a turtle. I surrender to you and don't dare to do anything."
Fang Yu said softly: "I am born to be afraid of my wife. Let me let you go."
The girl's fear subsided and she became angry again, saying: "You... what are you talking nonsense to those... those bad women in the town? You said that my senior sister and I are... are... you... or something,
I want to take you back, you... you evil person..."
Fang Yu laughed loudly and said, "What do those bad women know? After I marry you in the future, hundreds of thousands of women from all over the world will line up in front of me, and Fang Yu will not even glance at them from the corner of his eye.
From dusk to morning, twelve hours a day, you only watch me kissing my dear wife."
The girl said anxiously: "If you call me old... old... or something again, I will never talk to you."
Fang Yu was overjoyed,
He hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I won't scream, I just scream in my heart."
The girl said: "Don't scream even in your heart."
Fang Yu smiled and said, "I scream secretly in my heart, but you won't know."
The girl said: "Humph, how could I not know? You have such a strange expression on your face, you are screaming in your heart."
Fang Yu said: "As soon as my mother gave birth to me, I had such a weird look on my face. It's probably because I knew I would marry you as soon as I was born."
The girl closed her eyes and ignored him.
Fang Yu said: "Hey, I didn't call you wife, why are you ignoring me?"
The girl said: "You said you didn't? You lied to my face. You said you married me for...why, that's it."
Fang Yu smiled and said: "Okay, I won't say anything about this. I will only say that I will be your husband in the future..."
The girl was so angry that she closed her eyes hard, and then no matter how much Fang Yu talked about and teased her, she never answered.
Fang Yu was at his wits' end and wanted to say: "If you continue to ignore me, I will make your face smell good."
But when the words came to her mouth, she immediately shrank back. She felt that threatening this fairy like this was really blasphemy. She sighed: "I only ask you one thing. If you tell me your name, I will let you go."
You go out."
The girl said: "You lied."
Fang Yu said: "I lie to everyone in the world, except you. This is called a man who says his word, but a dead horse is hard to chase. A little wife who doesn't say a word, a live horse is easy to chase."
The girl was startled and asked, "Why is it that a dead horse is hard to chase but a living horse is easy to chase?"
Fang Yu said: "These are the words of our Shaolin sect. In short, I won't lie to you. You think, I wholeheartedly want your grandson to call me grandpa. If I lie to you today, your son will not call me daddy. What else can you say?"
grandson?"
The girl didn't understand what he was talking about about grandparents and grandchildren. Then she realized that he had taken a roundabout way and was talking about that thing again. She said softly: "I don't want you to let me go either. I have been bullied like this by you. I would have been a long time ago."
I don’t want to live anymore. Just kill me with one knife!”.z.br
When Fang Yu saw that the knife mark on her neck was still fresh and there was a red mark, he felt very guilty. He knelt down on the ground, bang dong dong dong, kowtowed hard to her four times, and said, "It was me who was wrong to the girl!"
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Fang Yu opened his bow from left to right and slapped himself on the cheek more than a dozen times. His cheeks suddenly became red and swollen, and he said, "Girl, don't be sad, this bastard like me, Xiaobao, really deserves a beating!"
Fang Yu stood up, went over to open the door, and said, "Hey, teacher nephew, I want to unlock this girl's acupuncture points. What method should I use?"
Cheng Guan had been waiting at the door of the Zen room. He had deep inner strength, and even though Fang Yu and the girl's exchanges were subtle, they were all heard. I felt that the words of this uncle's "persuasion" to the female donor were really unpredictable.
Husband, wife, grandson, and grandpa all seem to have nothing to do with martial arts. The clever and witty words of the young master uncle are also profound. I don't have enough Buddhist practice to understand them.
Later, I heard that my uncle knelt down to kowtow and hit himself on the cheek, and I couldn't help but feel even more impressed. In Zen Buddhism, if a disciple doesn't understand the subtle meaning of the master's words, the master will often hit him with a stick and give him a loud shout.
Beating people with sticks to teach the Dharma began with Zen Master Deshan in the Tang Dynasty, and using loud shouts to encourage people to awaken began with Zen Master Daoyi in the Tang Dynasty. The idiom "beating people to the head and giving them a shout" came from this.
Cheng Guan thought about the time when the eminent monk hit people with sticks and enlightened people, and the young master's uncle used his palms to enlighten the female benefactor. She sacrificed herself for others and was more compassionate than her predecessors. She was admiring and praising herself when she heard him ask about the explanation.
The method of acupuncture.
Cheng Guan hurriedly said: "This female donor's "Dabao point" was sealed, which belongs to the spleen meridian of foot Taiyin. The master's uncle helped her push the blood through the two acupoints "Jimen" and "Blood Sea" on her legs.
, you can untie it.”
Fang Yu said: "Where are the two acupoints "Jimen" and "Sea of Blood"?"
Cheng Guan straightened up his clothes and showed him the acupuncture points on the inner side of his knees. He asked him to try them out and he also taught him the method of pushing blood through the palace. He said, "Uncle Master has not practiced internal skills, so he is slow to resolve the acupoints. But he can do half of the massage."
Time will surely unravel it."
Fang Yu nodded, closed the door, and returned to the couch.
The girl heard the exchange between the two of them and exclaimed: "I don't want you to relieve my acupuncture points, and you are not allowed to touch my body."
son!"
Fang Yu thought: "It's really not right to massage the inside of her knees for half an hour. I sincerely massaged her acupoints, but she must have said she was being frivolous. Although it is fair for a husband to be frivolous and his wife to be frivolous, don't miss a good opportunity. Anyone who misses the opportunity will be killed.
.But this little girl has a cruel temper. As soon as I untie her acupuncture points, I'm afraid she will hit her head against the wall and die, and Fang Yu will have no children or grandchildren."
Fang Yu turned around and asked loudly: "We monks must pay more attention to whether men and women should be intimate with each other. If we don't need massage, what can we do?"
Cheng Guan said: "Yes. Master's uncle is very strict in observing the precepts. Master's nephew admires him very much. He can relieve acupuncture points without touching the opponent's body. There is a way. Gently flick the corners of his sleeves, or use one-finger Zen skills to point a finger in the air.
...Ah, that’s not right, my uncle hasn’t learned any internal skills yet, so he won’t be able to use these methods. I’ll wait for my nephew to think about it carefully.”
In fact, all he had to do was walk into the room, flick his sleeves lightly, or point a finger in the air with One Finger Zen Kung Fu, and he could immediately unlock the girl's acupuncture points. But since the uncle asked, he should try to answer it.
But how difficult is it for a person without internal strength to solve acupuncture points without finger massage? Even if he thought about it for a year and a half, he might not be able to come up with any solution.
After hearing that he didn't answer for a long time, Fang Yu pushed the door open a crack and saw that he had raised his head and was in a daze. He was afraid that it would not be surprising if he remained silent for three hours, so he closed the door again.
Fang Yu turned around and remembered the day he used the first-rate method to the ninth-rate method to relieve Mu Jianping's acupoints in the palace, pinching and prodding her without any complaint.
Although she is the honorable princess, she doesn't notice her at all, but why does she treat this unknown girl in front of her with such trepidation and respect like a god?