Xiao Ke bit her lip tightly with her teeth and was so frightened that she couldn't speak.
Wu Lishen smiled and said: "Very good, you agreed."
He waved his right hand and everyone stopped beating the gongs and drums.
Xiao Ke shouted: "No, I won't agree. You guys are going to kill me!"
Wu Lishen said: "Okay, I will kill you right now, and I will kill your junior brother as well." After saying that, he took the steel knife from Ao Biao's hand and raised it high.
Xiao Ke cried: "Kill him quickly. Those who don't kill are not heroes. Kill my junior brother quickly. Kill him first..."
Wu Li glanced at Fang Yu and thought to himself: "This girl is so heartless and unjust to you, why would you marry her?"
Fang Yu was also cursing in his heart: "You little bitch, why did you kill me first?"
Wu Lishen said angrily: "I won't kill your junior brother. Ah Gou, drag this brat out and blow him away!" He pointed at Zheng Keshuang.
Ao Biao responded: "Yes." Then he went to attract Zheng Keshuang.
Xiao Ke exclaimed: "No, don't hurt him...he can't be killed. His daddy...his daddy..."
Wu Lishen said: "Forget it! Then will you be my sister-in-law?"
Xiao Ke cried: "No, no, you... just kill me."
Wu Lishen dropped the steel knife, picked up a riding crop, and shouted: "If I don't kill you, I'll give you a hundred lashes first."
He was so angry that he couldn't control it. He raised his whip in the air, gave it a false strike, and was about to whip it at her.
Fang Yu shouted: "Wait a minute!"
Wu Lishen's riding whip stopped in mid-air and struck down immediately, asking: "What?"
Fang Yu said: "We are heroes and we value loyalty. Senior sister and I are like brothers and sisters. You can give me a hundred lashes."
Xiao Ke saw that Wu Lishen raised his whip fiercely and was so frightened that he panicked. Hearing what Fang Yu said, he felt happy and said, "Junior brother, you are such a good person."
Fang Yu said to Wu Lishen: "Hey, brother, I will be responsible for everything. This is called a man who is not afraid of danger and stands up. You don't force her to marry your brother.
Of course, if you have any sisters who can't get married, let me go to see her and get married. Mr. Zheng has already married one, and I will marry another one. If I sell two in a row, it's almost done? Even if there are still more, we can do it together.
Marry me, I will accept all your scraps and scraps..."
When he said this, Wu Lishen and others burst into laughter. Xiao Ke couldn't help but find it funny, but he only laughed for a moment, and shed tears again when he remembered that he had been so wronged.
Wu Lishen said with a smile: "You are a handsome kid, but you are a man. I wanted to let you go, but I was frightened after just giving you a few words. I am too weak. We must go to the church to get married."
Is it you who pays homage, or her?"
Xiao Ke was eager to get away and said hurriedly: "It's him, it's him!"
Wu Lishen stared at Ken Ken and said loudly: "You said you want him to come to the church to get married?"
Xiao Ke felt slightly ashamed, lowered his head and said, "Yes."
Hearing what Xiao Ke said, Fang Yu felt a slight chill in his heart, and felt a little disinterested for a moment. But after all, it was Fang Yu's own consciousness that dominated his consciousness, so he quickly adjusted.
Wu Lishen said, "Okay!" He pointed at Fang Yu and said loudly, "I have to marry someone today."
Fang Yu looked at Xiao Ke and said, "I...I..."
Xiao Ke whispered: "Junior brother, you saved me from a big disaster today. I will never forget it, so just agree!"
Fang Yu frowned and said, "You want me to come and get married? Well, you know, this matter is very difficult."
Xiao Ke whispered: "I know that if you don't help me with this big favor today, I will have to kill myself. I...have no choice but to beg you. They...they are so cruel."
Fang Yu said loudly: "Senior sister, it was you who begged me today, and I, Fang Yu, had no choice but to agree to it. It was you who begged me to come and get married, but it was not my wish, was it?"
Xiao Ke said: "Yes, I am begging you. You are a hero, a man who steps forward to save people in urgent need, and...you are the most obedient to me."
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He sighed and said: "Senior sister, you finally understand my feelings for you. No matter what you ask me to do, I will agree to it one by one without frowning. Since you want me to come and get married, I
Of course I agree."
Xiao Ke said: "You know you treat me well, and I will treat you well in the future... in the future."
Wu Lishen said: "That's it. Little brother, I don't have a sister to marry you, and my daughter is only three years old. It's not possible. Hey, any of you who have a sister, please go and call her to marry this little hero.
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Ao Biao smiled and said, "I didn't."
Another person said: "This little hero is Yi Bo Yuntian. If I marry him, I will be very lucky. It's a pity that I have brothers and no sisters."
Another person said: "My sister has been married a long time ago and has given birth to eight children. Little hero, if you can wait, I will ask my sister to remarry you after my brother-in-law dies."
Wu Lishen said: "I can't wait. Which one is ready?"
Everyone shook their heads and said, "No. Everyone seems to have missed the opportunity. What a pity."
Fang Yu said happily: "My friends, it's not that I don't agree, it's just that you don't have any sisters, so just let us go."
Wu Lishen shook his head and said: "No. A man's words are hard to follow. Today he has to go to the church. Otherwise, if he collides with Tai Sui, everyone will die. Is this a joke? Well, you can go to the church and get married with her."
” He pointed at Xiao Ke.
Xiao Ke and Fang Yu shouted at the same time: "No, not good!"
Wu Lishen said angrily: "What's wrong? Little girl, would you rather worship my brother or my little hero? You can choose one yourself."
Xiao Ke's pretty face turned red, and she shook her head and said, "Don't even want it!"
Wu Lishen said angrily: "At this time, there are still many obstacles. The time has come. If you miss this good moment, evil will come, and no one here will survive. Hey, Ah San, Ah Gou, these two little guys refuse to come to the church to get married.
Just cut off both of their noses."
Xiao Ke was not afraid of death, but the thought of cutting off his nose was extremely ugly, and he was so shocked that all the blood drained from his face.
Fang Yu said: "Don't cut my senior sister's nose, just cut mine."
Wu Lishen said: "I have to cut off two noses to worship the gods, but you only have one. Hey, Mr. Zheng, can you cut off your nose to replace this girl's?"
Xiao Ke looked at Zheng Keshuang, his eyes pleading for mercy. Zheng Keshuang turned his head and did not dare to look at her, but shook his head.
Wu Lishen said: "This boy is not willing, but your junior brother is willing. Hey, your junior brother treats you much better. If you don't marry such a person, who will you marry? Pay homage and play music!"
Amidst the sound of gongs and drums, Ao Biao went over to take off the fake bride's headscarf, put it on Xiao Ke's head, and untied her.
Xiao Ke took out a punch and hit him in the chest with a slap. Fortunately, she had no internal strength, so although she was hit, it was not very painful. Ao Biao put the steel knife across the back of her neck.
Wu Lishen praised: "The bride and groom pray to heaven!"
Xiao Ke felt a coldness on the skin on the back of his neck and a slight pain. He had no choice but to kneel down side by side with Fang Yu.
Wu Lishen shouted again: "The bride and groom bow to the ground!"
Ao Biao turned her body around and knelt down inwards. Amidst the sound of "husband and wife bowing to each other", the two of them knelt down opposite each other and bowed several times.
Wu Lishen laughed heartily and shouted, "The new couple would like to thank the matchmaker."
Xiao Ke was so angry that he suddenly flew up and kicked him in the abdomen.
This kick was really not light. Wu Lishen shouted "ha", took a few steps back, coughed, and said with a smile: "The bride is so fierce, she even kicked the matchmaker!"
At this moment, I suddenly heard whistles coming from the ancestral hall, and footsteps could be heard from the southeast, northwest, and at least there were forty or fifty people.
Wu Lishen stood up and smiled, and shouted: "Blow out the candles."
The ancestral hall suddenly fell into darkness.
Fang Yu rushed to Xiao Ke, held her hand, and whispered: "There are enemies outside."
Xiao Ke was very angry and sobbed: "I...I worshiped heaven and earth with you."
Fang Yu whispered: "This is what I asked for, but my worship to heaven and earth was a little too careless."
Xiao Ke said angrily: "It doesn't count. Are you telling the truth?"
Fang Yu said: "Is there any lie? This is called cooked rice. Wood has become a dog."
Xiao Ke whimpered: "What has become a dog? What has become a boat?"
Fang Yu said: "Yes, yes, it's done. My wife is very knowledgeable. Please teach me more about Xianggong in the future."
When Xiao Ke heard that he was so shameless and called her "Mrs., husband", she felt anxious and cried.
At this time, there was a loud shout outside the ancestral hall. Dozens of people shouted in unison, making noises like beasts, cows, chirping, gurgling, and no one knew what they were shouting. Xiao Ke felt scared and couldn't help but lean towards Fang Yu.
Fang Yu put his arms around her and whispered: "Don't be afraid, it seems that a large number of Tibetan lamas are coming to attack."
Xiao Ke said: "What should I do?"
Fang Yu took her arm and walked quietly behind the shrine. Suddenly, the fire was dazzling, and dozens of people crowded into the ancestral hall, holding torches and weapons in their hands. Fang Yu and Xiao Ke were shocked when they saw it.
This group of people had colorfully painted faces, bird feathers on their heads, their upper bodies were naked, animal skins were wrapped around their waists, and patterns were painted on their chests and arms. They turned out to be a group of wild animals.
It can be seen that these barbarians are not like humans or ghosts. They all have ferocious faces and are even more frightened. They huddled in Fang Yu's arms and just trembled.
The barbarians screamed wildly, and one of the first ones shouted: "The Han people are not good, kill them all! The barbarians, good people, want to kill people! Guhuatulu, Abbasili!"
The barbarians shouted at the top of their lungs and spoke barbaric words.
Wu Lishen was from Yunnan and understood the Yi language, but he did not understand half of what these barbarians said. He said in Yi language: "We Han people are good people, and we don't want to kill them."
The barbarian leader still said: "It's not good for the Han people. Kill them all. Guhuatulu and Abbasili."
All the barbarians shouted in unison: "Guru Hua, Abbasri." They raised their big knives and steel forks to kill him.
Everyone had no choice but to raise their weapons to face the enemy. After counting and passing, Wu Lishen and others were greatly surprised. It turned out that the barbarians were proficient in martial arts, and the moves on their weapons were quite satisfactory. One attack and one defense were all in line with the standard, and they were not hacking at all.
Killing indiscriminately. After a few correct moves, Fang Yu and Xiao Ke also saw it.
Wu Li was fighting around and shouting: "Everyone, be careful, these barbarians have learned the martial arts of us Han people, don't ignore them."
The leader of the barbarians shouted: "The barbarians know how to kill the Han people, and they are not afraid of the Han people. Guhua Guru, Abbasili."
In order to avoid unnecessary casualties, Fang Yu quietly tapped Xiao Ke's sleeping point and let her fall asleep. He picked up the rusty sword and rushed out.