Yang Yizhi smiled and said: "Eunuch Gui is really Li Taibai's drunken grass to scare the barbarians."
Fang Yu clapped his hands and said, "Yes, yes! Eunuch Gui is equally amazing when he talks about threatening people. Brother, let's pretend to be presentable later. You can pretend to punch or kick me, but I won't be hurt."
Ah, by the way, I'm wearing a protective armor and vest, which makes me invulnerable. You might as well chop me a few times, as long as you don't use your internal strength and don't damage my internal organs, then you'll be fine."
Yang Yizhi said: "Brother, it would be great if you have this precious garment."
Fang Yu boasted: "The emperor sent me out to detect the rebel plot. He was afraid that they would kill me if they knew it, so he specially took off this precious garment from the Western Red-haired Country as a tribute and gave it to me. Brother, you don't have to
If you're afraid of hurting me, try cutting it with a few knives first."
Yang Yizhi pulled out the knife and lightly slashed his left shoulder. Sure enough, the blade only cut through his coat and couldn't cut through his underwear. He put a little more force on his hand and slashed his left shoulder lightly, but there was still no damage at all.
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Yang Yizhi praised: "What a treasure, what a treasure!"
Fang Yu said: "Brother, there is a boy named Zheng inside. He is the richly dressed embroidered pillow boy. This guy is always flirting with my senior sister. Brother is very angry when he sees it. You'd better catch him."
Yang Yizhi said: "I'll just kill him with one blow."
Fang Yu said: "You can't kill him, you can't kill him. This man is wanted by the emperor, and he will be assigned to do a big thing in the future. Please capture him and take a good look at the treasure. Don't make things difficult for him, and don't ask him anything."
.In twenty or thirty years, when I come to ask for it from you, just send someone to deliver it to you."
Yang Yizhi said: "Yes, I will handle it for you properly."
Suddenly, Yang Yizhi raised his voice and shouted: "Hulu Xidu, Airi Bala! You are so ridiculous!"
After saying that, he laughed in a low voice: "We have been talking for a while, I'm afraid they will become suspicious."
Fang Yu also screamed and said a series of "barbaric words."
Yang Yizhi smiled and said: "Brother's "barbaric" words are much more fluent than those of my elder brother."
Fang Yu said with a smile: "Of course, my brother was living in a foreign country. If a foreign country wants to recruit me as a companion, they are used to saying rude things."
Yang Yizhi laughed loudly.
Fang Yu said again: "Brother, I have something very difficult for me. You have to help me think of a way."
Yang Yizhi patted his chest and said with emotion: "Brother, if you have anything to do, I can leave this life to you, as long as I give you orders, I will never refuse."
Fang Yu sighed: "Thank you very much. This matter may not be difficult to say, but it is also very difficult to say it is easy."
Yang Yizhi said: "Brother, tell me and I will help you think about it. If my brother can't do it, I will ask our prince. Tens of thousands of troops and horses, and millions of taels of silver can be mobilized."
Fang Yu smiled slightly and said: "Thousands of troops and mountains of gold and silver are all useless. That's my senior sister. She is forcing me to marry me, but the boss is unwilling. I'd better do you have any magic tricks.
Help me cook the raw rice and cook the cooked rice, and it's a done deal for him."
Yang Yizhi couldn't help but laugh, thinking: "I see, I am talking about such a big deal, but it turns out that I just have to deal with a little girl. But you are a eunuch, how can you get a wife?"
Yes, I heard that in the Ming Dynasty, eunuchs often married several wives. It turns out that my brother also wanted to do this and have fun."
Thinking that he had been purified since childhood, Yang Yizhi couldn't help but feel sad. He held Fang Yu's hand and said, "Brother, everything cannot go smoothly in this world. There have been many great heroes and heroes throughout the ages, and there have been many people with physical defects.
Don’t worry about that. Let’s go in.”
Fang Yu said: "Okay!"
He shouted "barbaric words" and ran into the ancestral hall. Yang Yizhi came over with a knife and shouted "barbaric words". As soon as he entered the hall, he grabbed Fang Yu.
The two of them kept saying "Xili Hulu" to you and "Ayibara" to me, pointing at Wu Lishen and Xiao Ke.
Wu Lishen and Xiao Ke were surprised and happy, and both had hopes in their hearts. They both thought: "Fortunately, he understands the barbarian language. It would be best if he can persuade the barbarians to withdraw their troops."
Yang Yizhi raised the knife, pointed it at Xiao Ke's head, and said, "Woman, this is not good, kill her."
Fang Yu hurriedly said: "My wife, I won't kill you!"
Yang Yizhi said: "Wife, it's yours, don't you want to kill me?"
Fang Yu nodded repeatedly and said, "My wife, I won't kill you!"
Yang Yizhi was furious and shouted: "Wife, it's yours, if I don't kill you, I'll kill you!"
Yang Yizhi slashed at Fang Yu's chest with his sword. The sword was whistling as it struck, and it was extremely powerful. However, as soon as the blade touched Fang Yu's body, he immediately stopped the force. With a flick of his wrist, the sword bounced back.
He pretended to be shocked, jumped up, slashed three times, made three slits on Fang Yu's clothes, and shouted loudly: "You, Bodhisattva, can't be killed?"
Fang Yu nodded and said, "I, the Bodhisattva, cannot be killed."
Yang Yizhi raised his thumb and said: "You, Bodhisattva, no. Great hero, yes."
He pointed at Wu Lishen and others and asked, "Kill the Han people?"
Fang Yu waved his hand and said, "My friend, I won't kill him."
Yang Yizhi nodded and asked Xiaoke: "Are you, my wife, a hero?"
Xiao Ke saw the shining steel knife in his hand and wanted to deny it, but didn't dare.
Yang Yi slashed with a knife, cutting an altar table in half, and shouted: "Honey, yours?" pointing at Fang Yu.
Xiaoke had no choice but to whisper: "Husband, mine."
Yang Yizhi laughed loudly, picked up Xiaoke, brought it to Fang Yu, and said, "Wife, yours, give me a hug."
Fang Yu opened his arms, hugged Xiaoke tightly, and said, "My wife, give me a hug."
Yang Yizhi pointed at Zheng Keshuang and asked: "Son, is it yours?"
Fang Yu shook his head and said: "My son, not mine!"
Yang Yizhi yelled a few "barbaric words" and grabbed Zheng Keshuang, and ran out, whistling continuously. His men rushed up from behind. The sound of horse hooves was heard getting further away, and finally disappeared.
Xiao Ke calmed down for a moment, only to realize that Fang Yu's arms were still holding her waist and said, "Let go."
Fang Yu said: "Wife, mine, give me a hug."
Xiao Ke was ashamed and angry, so she used her hand to break free of his arm. Fang Yu picked up a steel knife on the ground and cut off the bindings of Wu Lishen and others.
Wu Lishen said: "These barbarians are very good at martial arts. Fortunately, the groom can speak barbarian language and has practiced the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt Kung Fu. He is invulnerable. You need to save us all."
Fang Yu said: "Although these barbarians are highly skilled in martial arts, their minds are very stupid. I told them nonsense and they all believed it."
Xiao Ke said: "Master Zheng was captured by them, how are we going to rescue him?"
The fake bride suddenly shouted: "My husband has been captured by the barbarians, and he must be cooked and eaten." He burst into tears.
Wu Li raised his hand to Fang Yu and said, "Please tell me the name of the hero Gao."
Fang Yu said, "I don't dare. My surname is Wei."
Wu Lishen said, "Ms. Wei and the wife of the Wei family are getting married today. A small congratulatory gift would be disrespectful." As he spoke, he reached into his arms and took out two small gold ingots.
Fang Yu said, "Thank you very much." He reached out and took it.
Xiao Ke blushed, stamped her feet and said, "No, it doesn't count."
Wu Lishen smiled and said: "You have bowed to heaven and earth. You just said to that barbarian, "Husband, mine", how can you still rely on it? We won't disturb the bride and groom's bridal chamber."
With a wave of his hand, he, Ao Biao and others strode out of the ancestral hall. In an instant, the huge ancestral hall became silent and even more desolate.
Xiao Ke was scared, ashamed and angry. She glanced at Fang Yu secretly. Thinking that she had said "Husband, mine", she suddenly fell on the table, cried, stamped her feet and said, "It's all because of you!"
Okay, it’s all your fault!”
Fang Yu said softly: "Yes, yes, it's my fault. When I think of another way to rescue Mr. Zheng, you can say I'm fine."
Xiaoke raised his head and said, "You...you...can you save him?"
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Under the swaying of the red candle, her delicate and charming face was covered with a few sparkling tears. The white jade beads inlaid with it were not as beautiful as her face, and the first dew of a rose could not be more beautiful. Fang Yu couldn't help but be stunned and forgot.
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Xiao Ke pulled the hem of his clothes and said, "Let me ask you, how to rescue Mr. Zheng?"
Only then did Fang Yu realize it, sighed, and said: "The barbarian said in his head that when they go out, they cannot go back empty-handed. They must capture one person and bring it back to the cave to cook it for everyone to eat..."
Xiaoke exclaimed: "Cook it for everyone to eat?" Thinking of the "bride"'s scream, she was even more frightened.
Fang Yu said: "Yes, they originally said that you have thin skin and white meat and the best taste, so they wanted to catch you to eat..."
Xiao Ke couldn't help but shiver and raised his head to look out the door, fearing that the barbarians would come back after leaving.
Fang Yu continued: "...I said you were my wife, and they let you go."
Xiao Ke said anxiously: "Young Master Zheng was captured by them. Wouldn't it be possible for them to cook...boil..."
Fang Yu said: "Yes, unless I volunteer to let them eat and replace Mr. Zheng."
Xiaoke said: "Then go and replace him!" As soon as he said this, he knew he was wrong, his pretty face turned red and he lowered his head.
Fang Yu felt a chill in his heart and looked at her in disbelief. He really didn't expect that she didn't feel anything at all after he had treated her like this. Also, fake feelings were fake after all, and he should learn to let go.
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Xiaoke was a little frightened by Fang Yu's cold eyes. She also knew that she had said the wrong thing, but she wanted to apologize and couldn't say it out loud.
Fang Yu said coldly: "Even if he comes out in his place, it will be useless?"
Keke asked anxiously: "Why... why is it useless?"
Fang Yu said: "Young master Zheng has gone to court to get married to that country girl. You saw it with your own eyes. He already has the wife that the matchmaker is marrying. It's done. You can't marry him either."
Xiao Ke paused and said, "That's false."
Fang Yu said coldly: "Okay, if you want me to change it, I will change it. After this time, you and I will have nothing to do with each other. Let's go."
Fang Yu's cold words made Xiao Ke's heart tremble. She subconsciously wanted to catch Fang Yu who turned to leave. But her hand was a step too slow after all, allowing Fang Yu to walk out of the ancestral hall.
Xiao Ke followed him out of the ancestral hall silently, for fear that if he said one more wrong word, he would not go to Mr. Zheng again. When they came to the main road, they saw all the companions of the Zheng family holding lanterns and talking loudly around them.
As the two approached, everyone in the Zheng Mansion asked, "Miss Chen is here, where is my young master? Where is my young master?" They hurried to greet them.
A thin figure suddenly swayed forward in the crowd, moving very fast. Fang Yu's eyes were dazzled when he saw this man approaching him, and heard a sharp voice asking: "Where is my young master?"