On this day, Fang Yu and the others arrived in Zhengzhou, and the prefect welcomed them to rest and stay in the garden of the local wealthy gentleman's house.
After the banquet was over, Princess Jianning summoned Fang Yu for a chat. It had been like this every day since leaving the capital.
Fang Yu was afraid that the princess would punch or kick her, so he always asked Qian Laoben and Ma Yanchao to accompany him. No matter whether the princess begged or she was angry, he would never send them away to face her alone.
After dinner that day, the princess summoned Fang Yu. The three of them went to the small hall outside the princess's bedroom. The princess asked Fang Yu to sit down, and Qian and Ma stood behind her.
It was the height of summer, and the princess was wearing a thin blouse. Two officials held fans behind her. The princess's face was flushed, and beads of sweat oozed from her lips. Her face was very delicate.
Fang Yu thought to himself: "Although the princess is not as beautiful as my wife, she is still a first-class talent. This guy Wu Yingxiong is really lucky to marry her."
The princess turned her head and smiled and asked: "Xiao Guizi, are you warm?"
Fang Yu said: "It's okay."
The princess said: "You are not hot, why are you sweating so much on your forehead?"
Fang Yu smiled and stretched out his sleeves to wipe his sweat.
A palace maid brought in a large colorful earthen jar and said, "Princess Qi, this is the iced sour plum soup enshrined by the Meng Mansion. Please relieve the summer heat and quench your thirst."
The princess said happily: "Okay, put it in a bowl and I will have a taste."
A palace maid took a broken porcelain blue and white bowl, poured some sour plum soup, and held it in front of the princess.
The princess took a few sips of the spoon, sighed, and said, "It's hard for him to hide his ice even in his small Zhengzhou mansion."
The sweet scent of osmanthus in the sour plum soup filled the room, and the sound of small ice cubes and spoons clattering made Fang Yu and Qian Ma salivate.
The princess said: "Everyone is very hot. Please pour a large bowl for them each."
Fang Yu and Qian Ma thanked each other, and drank the cold sour plum soup in their mouths. The cold air penetrated their chests, which was indescribable. In a moment, all three of them drank it cleanly. New
The princess said: "It's really hard to travel on such a hot day. From tomorrow on, we will only walk forty miles a day. We will start early in the morning and stop to rest when the sun comes out."
Fang Yu said: "The princess is considerate of the servants, and everyone is grateful. I'm just afraid that the time will be delayed for a long time."
The princess smiled and said, "What are you afraid of? I'm not in a hurry, but you are? Let Wu Yingxiong wait."
Fang Yu smiled and was about to answer when he suddenly felt dizzy and his body swayed.
The princess asked: "How is it? Are you suffering from heatstroke due to the heat?"
Fang Yu said: "I'm afraid...I'm afraid I drank too much just now. Your Highness, I'm taking my leave."
The princess said, "Have you drunk too much? Then let each of you drink a bowl of sour plum soup to sober up."
Fang Yu said: "Many...thank you so much."
The palace maid poured three more bowls of sour plum soup. Qian and Ma also felt dizzy, so they drank it in large gulps. Suddenly, they shook a few times and fell down.
Fang Yu was startled, and felt stars flashing in front of his eyes. He only took one sip of the bowl of sour plum soup, and all the juice was poured over his body. In the blink of an eye, he lost track of who was there.
I don’t know how much time passed, but it seemed like a heavy rain fell on his head in the groggy state. Fang Yu was about to open his eyes, but another heavy rain came down. After a while, his mind became slightly clearer, but he felt that his body was cold, and suddenly he heard something special.
He smiled and opened his eyes, only to see the princess looking at him with a smile.
Fang Yu said "Ah" and found himself lying on the ground. He tried to support himself up, but he didn't realize that his hands and feet had been tied up. He was shocked. After struggling a few times, he couldn't move at all.
But when he saw that he had moved into the princess's bedroom, his whole body was soaked with water. Suddenly, he realized that all his clothes had been taken off and he was naked. This time, he was even more frightened and shouted: "
What's the matter?"
Under the candlelight, he saw that the princess was the only one in the room. All the maids and Qian Ma had disappeared. She was surprised and said: "I...I..."
The princess said: "You...you...what's wrong with you? How dare you be so rude to me?"
Fang Yu said: "Where are they?"
The princess's pretty face darkened and she said, "I'm so disgusted by your two servants that I've already chopped off their heads."
Fang Yu didn't know whether this was true or not, but he thought that the princess could not act according to common sense. It would not be surprising if Qian and Ma were really killed by her. In a flash of thought, he guessed that she had been tampered with in the sour plum soup, and asked
: "Is there any medicine for sweating in sour plum soup?"
The princess smiled and said: "You are so smart, but it's a pity that you got smart too late."
Fang Yu said: "This sweat medicine... did you ask for it from the guards?"
When he released Wu Lishen and others, he asked the guards for the Mongolian sweat medicine. Later, the bag of Mongolian sweat medicine was used up when he charmed Sangjie and other lamas. When he returned to Beijing this time, he immediately asked Zhang Kangnian to find another large bag and put it in his luggage.
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"Dagger, treasured clothes, and Mongolian sweat medicine" are the three magic weapons of Little White Dragon Fang Yu for both offense and defense. Princess Jianning usually asks the guards for martial arts lessons, talks to them about strange anecdotes in the rivers and lakes, and asks them for some Mongolian sweat medicine to play with
It’s not surprising at all to play.
The princess smiled and said: "You know everything, but you don't know that there is sweat medicine in sour plum soup."
Fang Yu said: "The princess is a hundred times smarter than the slave. The princess wants to manipulate me, but the slave has his hands and feet tied, and there is nothing he can do."
He was perfunctory verbally and mentally thinking about ways to escape.
The princess sneered and said: "You are running around like crazy, what are you planning?" She raised his dagger and said: "You just need to scream, and I will poke eighteen holes in your belly. You
At that time, were you a dead eunuch or a living eunuch?"
Fang Yu saw the cold light flashing on the dagger blade, and thought to himself: "This damn girl, this damn girl, is acting lawlessly. If this dagger casually scratches my body anywhere, I have to return to my position. I have to be scared first."
She doesn't dare to kill me and try to escape."
Fang Yu said: "At that time, I was neither a dead eunuch nor a living eunuch. I became a vampire and a poisonous zombie."
The princess raised her foot, kicked him hard in the stomach, and cursed: "Damn you kid, you want to scare me again!"
Fang Yu yelled "Ah" in pain.
The princess scolded: "Damn you, you didn't step out, does it hurt? Hey, guess how many times I will step on you before your intestines come out? If you guessed right, I'll let you go."
Fang Yu said: "As soon as the slave is tied up, his brain becomes so stupid that he can't guess anything."
The princess said: "If you can't guess, I'll try. One kick, two kicks, three kicks!" After counting, she stretched out her foot and kicked him in the stomach.
Fang Yu said: "No, no, if you step on me a few more times, the stinky shit in my stomach will come out."
The princess was startled and did not dare to step on it again. She thought that if she stepped on it, her intestines would come out, but if she stepped on it, she would come out with feces. The stench would be so high that it would no longer be fun.
Fang Yu said: "Good princess, please let me go quickly. Xiao Guizi will obey your orders and fight with you."
The princess shook her head and said, "I don't like fighting, I like beating people!" With a swipe, she pulled out a whip from under the mattress, patted it, and slapped Fang Yu's bare skin more than a dozen times, causing blood stains all over.
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When the princess saw the blood, she couldn't help but smile. She leaned down and reached out to gently touch his scars.
Fang Yu felt pain all over his body as if on fire, and begged, "Good princess, I've beaten you enough today, I didn't offend you."
The princess suddenly got angry and kicked him in the nose. His nose started to bleed immediately, and she said, "You didn't offend me? The emperor's brother wanted me to marry Wu Yingxiong. It was all your idea."
Fang Yu said: "No, no. This is the emperor's own holy judgment and has nothing to do with me."
The princess said angrily: "What are you doing? The Queen Mother has always loved me. Why didn't the Queen Mother say anything when I married in Yunnan? Even when I said goodbye to the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother ignored her. She...she is my biological mother.
!" As he spoke, he covered his face and started crying.
Fang Yu thought to himself: "The Queen Mother has lost her virginity a long time ago. The old woman has become the real Queen Mother. She hates you to the core, so naturally she won't pay attention to you. It would be too polite not to scold you. This secret cannot be told."
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The princess cried for a while and said bitterly: "It's all your fault, it's all your fault!" Then she kicked him randomly.
Fang Yu had an idea and said, "Princess, if you don't want to marry Wu Yingxiong, why didn't you tell her earlier? I have my own way."
The princess opened her eyes and said:
"Liar, what can you do? This is the emperor's brother's will, and no one can disobey it."
Fang Yu said: "No one can disobey the emperor's will, that's true, but there is a guy who even the emperor can't do anything about."
The princess wondered: "Who is that?"
Fang Yu said: "King Yama!"
The princess didn't understand yet and asked, "What's wrong with King Yama?"
Fang Yu said: "King Yama is here to help and capture this boy Wu Yingxiong. You will not be able to marry."
The princess was startled and said: "How can there be such a clever way? Wu Yingxiong would die at this time?"
Fang Yu said with a smile: "If he doesn't go to see King Yama, we can just send him to see him."
The princess said: "You said you killed him?"
Fang Yu shook his head and said, "It's not that they were killed. Some people died suddenly and inexplicably. No one knows why."
The princess stared at him for a long time, then suddenly shouted: "You asked me to murder my husband? No! You said that Wu Yingxiong is so handsome that every girl in the world wants to marry him. If you kill him, I will not
I can’t rest with you." He said, picking up the whip and lashing him.
Fang Yu shouted loudly in pain.
The princess smiled and said: "Is it painful? The more painful it is, the more interesting it is! But you screamed too loudly and people outside heard it, so you are very heroic."
Fang Yu said: "I am not a hero, I am a bear."
The princess cursed: "c! It turns out you are a bear."
Fang Yu was really surprised when this noble descendant of Tianhuang with golden branches and precious leaves suddenly said such vulgar words.
Fang Yu said: "Little thief, are you pretending to be dead? I will stab you in the stomach three times. If you are really dead, you will not move."
Fang Yu thought that this was something he couldn't do, and hurriedly twisted and struggled. The princess laughed loudly, raised the whip and hit him again. The whip hit his bare muscles, chopping and slapping, and the sound was clear and crisp.
She was whipped more than a dozen times, then dropped the whip and said with a smile, "Zhuge Liang is going to burn the vine-armored soldiers again."
Fang Yu was very anxious: "I met this crazy woman today. All eighteen generations of my ancestors have committed evil."
Just listen to the princess saying to herself: "Without the vine armor on the vine armor soldiers, it is difficult to burn them. They have to pour some oil on them." Then she turned around and went out, thinking she was looking for oil.