Chapter 1,176 The Censor, the Minister, the Minister and the Dog (Part 2)
Several people in the cell frowned at the same time, what is this guy doing?
There is no doubt that if a poll were conducted to rank the most unpopular rankings of various officials in the DPRK, the Censor would undoubtedly come out on top, and he would be the only one in the world to compete with...
Among the many censors, Liu Jie is the most "notorious"...
This is not to say what his character is, but to say that Liu Ji has an upright temperament. He has always taken it as his duty to provoke the big shots in the court and has never been afraid of power. For example, Chu Suiliang, the minister of Huangmen, was once subjected to Liu Ji's crazy impeachment. Fortunately, he was impeached by Liu Ji.
It turns out that he is the most familiar with Wang Xizhi's calligraphy and can identify the authenticity of Wang Xizhi's calligraphy without any discomfort, so that no one dares to send fakes to His Majesty Li Er to claim credit, and in this way, he can gain His Majesty Li Er's great favor and trust.
The danger has been saved many times, but the feud between the two has become deeper and deeper.
Who is Chu Suiliang?
Although the position of Huangmen Shilang is not worthy of mention, his status as a "close minister of the emperor" is extremely important. Even so, Liu Jie was not afraid at all. He earned a lot of prestige by impeaching Chu Suiliang and was regarded as the next imperial minister.
Dr. Smith's most likely successor.
It is not an exaggeration to say that such a guy is "hated by humans and ghosts". Who would want to deal with him?
Liu Dewei looked gloomy and asked: "Why is Liu Yushi going to this gloomy prison when you are not at your censor's desk thinking about which minister to impeach tomorrow and carefully considering how to draft the memorial?"
Liu Ji was not bothered by Liu Dewei's cynicism. He walked in with a smile, raised his hands and saluted Liu Dewei, and said with a smile: "Liu Shangshu's words are full of resentment. Could it be that he has done something illegal recently, for fear of being caught by his subordinates?"
Stop hurting your feet and write to His Majesty for impeachment?"
Liu Dewei snorted and said disdainfully: "I act upright and sit up straight. I never do anything wrong in my life. How have I ever done anything illegal? I'm going to disappoint Liu Yushi."
Wei Yijie on the side didn't have the slightest fondness for Liu Jie, so he interjected: "Dare you ask Liu Yushi to come to the Ministry of Punishment, but he has official duties?"
If you have something serious to do, you should hurry up and leave; if there is nothing serious to do...then leave now, no one will welcome you.
"hehe……"
Liu Jie sneered and said casually: "Wei Shilang is secretly angry, but is there any injustice in his heart? You might as well say to Liu, Liu is fortunate to be promoted by His Majesty, and he has always been responsible for governing books and serving as censors.
As an official, it is your duty to clean up the imperial court. If some superior officials use their power to suppress others and attack their subordinates, Liu is willing to speak up for Wei Shilang and write a letter of impeachment!"
Wei Yijie sneered in his heart, "Fuck you, you are the only one who believes in me!"
Only a fool can't see such a despicable plan to sow discord...
The official position of being a Censor is not prestigious, but the power and responsibilities of this position can add an aura of "no strangers should enter", which made Liu Jie vaguely control the situation as soon as he entered the prison.
Even Liu Dewei is very afraid of him...
Liu Ji was very satisfied with this.
Being an official is not about size, but the weight of words, so what if you are the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment? If you provoke yourself, just encourage the younger brother at the Yushitai to submit a memorial to you, and you will be in trouble and have a lawsuit on your forehead...
If he really catches you with something, he will make you miserable.
Liu Ji was in a good mood and turned to look at Fang Jun, who was silent. The purpose of his coming today was to see Fang Jun's miserable condition.
But when he saw the exquisite banquet table in the cell...
The good mood suddenly disappeared.
what the hell!
Are all the people in the Criminal Department stupid?
Fang Jun is a prisoner, the murderer of Changsun Dan, the mortal enemy of the Changsun family, and the target of severe attack by the Guanlong Group! How can the Ministry of Punishment, which is already controlled by the Guanlong Group, still treat Fang Jun like this?
Liu Ji felt a gloomy energy condense in his chest instantly, which made him feel extremely uncomfortable!
The official position of the scribe and censor is neither high nor low, and he has great power. However, Liu Jie has always regarded himself as an honest person, refuses to accept bribes, and lacks business skills. Although he is from a clan with a county surname like the Liu family in Nanyang, it is a pity that he The economy has always been poor.
Based on his salary and the monthly distribution among the clan, the fine banquets at Songhe Tower that cost three to five guan are not something that can be eaten every day...
You, Fang Jun, are a prisoner. Why?
Liu Ji's face was gloomy. All wealthy people were naturally regarded by him as "corrupt". Otherwise, how could you, an official, enjoy such a luxurious life?
He stared at Fang Jun and said: "Fang Erlang is really leisurely. As a suspected felon, he can still drink and have fun in prison..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Fang Jun.
I saw Fang Jun raising his left hand and saying with an unhappy expression: "Do you still pay attention to some rules? He is a suspect and is imprisoned in this cell, so at least until he is released, this is his place. You guys One or two people come here uninvited, come as they please, and they treat themselves like uncles, why do they still want to show off their face?"
Everyone is angry!
How to speak?
But Fang Jun hasn't finished speaking yet: "...If it's really something serious, then that's it, but it's all bullshit. I dare to ask, are you all too idle?"
The people in front of me suddenly turned red and furious!
My balls hurt... I have never heard this saying before, but I know the meaning after hearing the words. Is this a good thing?
Before anyone could get angry, Fang Jun pointed at Liu Ji and said, "It just so happens that since Liu Yushi is here, there's no need to worry about anything. Aren't you always looking for officials' pigtails all day long? Does this letter show your presence in front of His Majesty? Then impeach these three people. As an official of the imperial court, it is your duty to be loyal to your Majesty at the expense of your Majesty's salary. Let’s get down to business, do you think we should be impeached?”
Liu Dewei finally couldn't help it anymore, you are such a stick and you don't know the heart of a good person!
Aren't you just worried that you would be beaten and tortured and suffer a lot?
On the other hand, you want to ridicule me, which makes no sense!
He glared and shouted angrily: "Fang Jun, pay attention to your identity!"
Fang Jun chuckled, sat down in front of the table, took a bite of dog meat, drank a sip of wine, and suddenly felt something in his heart...
"A few days ago, I had a drink with my friends and learned some knowledge. Would you like to hear it?"
Having said this, regardless of what the people in front of him were thinking, he held back his laughter, stood up, picked up the brush from the ground, and drew something that looked like a dog, but not a dog, a wolf, not a wolf, under the poem on the wall, and looked up to
Oh my god, my tail is hanging down...
Then Fang Jun turned around and asked the people in front of him: "Look, everyone, is this a wolf or a dog?"
Zhang Yunji was stunned for a moment and instantly blushed like blood!
Liu Dewei was dumbfounded, and Liu Jie was dumbfounded. Their expressions were extremely weird.
Is it a wolf (the minister) or a dog?
Mother!
How to curse people?
Unexpectedly, Wei Yijie didn't react for a while, so he subconsciously took a closer look and asked, "Where can I see it? It looks like a wolf and a dog, so I dare not recognize it."
Fang Jun almost laughed out loud and said, "It's a dog!"
Wei Yijie was puzzled: "How can you see it?"
Fang Jun said: "At that time, a certain person also asked the same question, and the friend clarified his doubts. He said: There are two differences between wolves and dogs. One is that the tail is different. The lower vertical part is a wolf, and the upper vertical position (Shang Shu) is a dog.
Secondly, their eating habits are different. Wolves only eat meat and nothing else. Dogs eat meat when they encounter it, and eat feces when they encounter it (censor)..."
He pointed to the hanging tail: "So, this is a dog!"
There was silence in the prison, but there was a majestic rage burning, as if it was going to break through the sky and turn Fang Jun into ashes!
The scribes and jailers on the side all looked ferocious with their mouths crooked and their eyes slanted, and they covered their mouths tightly, almost laughing so hard that they almost jumped away!
Mother!
How wicked is this roommate?
After drawing something like this on the wall, he scolded the minister, the censor, and the two ministers in front of him...
I would rather curse someone so freshly and elegantly, without even a single curse word...
Fang Erlang, you are so damn talented...
puff!
Finally, someone couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then quickly covered his mouth, fearing to withstand the overwhelming anger of the four bosses!
All four of them were going crazy!
You are such a bitch!
Do you want to be so wicked?
Liu Dewei's face was stained with blood and he was furious: "Fang Jun, do you want to die?"
Liu Jie already had a grudge against Fang Jun. At this moment, he was even more furious. He pointed his halberd and said, "You, you, you, you insulted the imperial official, aren't you afraid of being impeached by me?"
Just after I finished cursing, my eyes looked at the wolf-like thing on the wall, and I was suddenly attracted by the writings all over the wall.