Fang Jun is not a literary giant. Political skills and ways of doing things can be learned slowly, but literary talent cannot be learned.
However, he was complaining in his heart, but how could others know?
All the brothers and sisters applauded and booed, and the atmosphere was very lively for a while. The "scandal" about Princess Changle and Fang Jun has been circulating for an unknown period of time, and the people in the market are full of excitement. Even these princes and princesses are also curious.
tight.
No one knows whether these two people had an affair, but from the sidelines, one can be sure that there must be some degree of ambiguity.
The atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty was open, and the royal family of the Li and Tang Dynasties regarded "etiquette, law, and festivals" as nothing. As long as their mother-in-law did not steal the man, they could face all other things with an "optimistic" attitude.
Princess Changle was born pure and beautiful, Hui Zhilan was heart-warming, and now she is a "marriage of peace and separation", while Fang Jun was a young hero and an outstanding figure in the world. The two of them had some private affairs. Not only did no one condemn them, they even liked it and thought it was a good idea to chat.
The talk of wine.
If we take it seriously and start with emotion rather than etiquette, everyone will be disappointed...
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Princess Changle has always been reserved. If she and Fang Jun meet underground, she will try her best to avoid it, so as not to misunderstand others, and she is even more afraid of Fang Jun misunderstanding. If this guy keeps pestering her, she really doesn't know what to do...
However, it was her birthday recently, so she was inevitably excited. After drinking a few more glasses of wine, her blood raced and her mood became a little high. Her brothers and sisters were coaxing each other so much that her heart was inevitably infected. She stared at Fang Jun with a pair of watery eyes,
I hope he can "make it work" and create a masterpiece that will be passed down through the ages, so that today's banquet can become a good story.
She clearly remembered every word of the original article "Ai Lian Shuo"...
Princess Gaoyang next to her was also excited. The little face of her Highness was red with excitement. When she touched her palms, she revealed a bright wrist that could bully Shuang Xiexue. She shouted: "Master, please think carefully about it."
It has to be a song like 'Looking back at dusk, that person is there, in the dim light'!"
As soon as "The Sapphire Case" came out, there was no poem in the world that praised the lanterns of the Shang Yuan Dynasty. It had already been highly praised by the scholars to an unparalleled status. In the Tang Dynasty where the Five Characters and Seven Rhymes were popular and other poems were only regarded as trivial, it was recognized as such.
The first poem is an eternal masterpiece, and it is almost insurmountable among Shangyuan poems.
But this poem was a love poem given by Fang Jun to Princess Gaoyang. The line "Everyone looked for him thousands of times, but when I looked back at dusk, he was there, in the dim light" has long been regarded as a love poem between men and women.
Excellent. Now that Princess Gaoyang is clamoring for Fang Jun to compose another song, could it be that she wants to imitate Princess E and serve one husband together?
Princess Changle's face turned red, and she hit Princess Gaoyang angrily, complaining that she was talking nonsense, but her eyes still glanced at Fang Jun from time to time, her heart full of expectation...
Everyone screamed weirdly and banged the table with excitement.
Li Tai happened to walk in at this time and was excited when he heard this. He didn't care about the royal reputation. As long as his sister was willing and could be happy, what's the big deal with having an affair with someone? If he became the emperor, Changle would want to
If she wants to marry Fang Jun, then let her marry him!
How can external things like fame be worth living a comfortable life?
Li Tai sat back in his seat between King Qi and King Jiang. The prince was ill and did not come tonight, so he took the lead. At this moment, he said loudly: "If you do a good job, Mr. Fang, I will come in front of you."
A few days ago, I received a copy of Wang Dongting's "Bo Yuan Tie" from my father, and I gave it to you!"
Wang Dongting is Wang Xun, a great calligrapher in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, a descendant of the Langya Wang family, the grandson of Prime Minister Wang Dao, and the son of Wang Qia, the leader of the army. "Boyuan Tie" is a letter written by the author to his relative and friend Boyuan. His writing style is natural and smooth.
It is handsome and elegant, and is an early model of running script. The whole text follows the shape of the original characters and follows its natural state, and the whole text is harmonious and natural, as if it were made in heaven.
m extremely precious!
Fang Jun had a wry smile on his face.
When a pseudo-literary who is famous for plagiarism is under the spotlight and is expected to be able to speak well, but he can't find a poem that fits the occasion, it feels like he is being pushed against a wall and cannot get off, feeling guilty and embarrassed.
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Since he cannot plagiarize, it is absolutely impossible for him to write a decent poem with his literary accomplishments, which is at the level of limericks.
Uh, doggerel...
Fang Jun suddenly became energetic and said, "Yes!"
This guy rolled up his sleeves, picked up the wine glass on the table, drank the wine in the glass, wiped his mouth, and said loudly: "Everyone, listen up!"
There was a sudden silence in the hall.
Everyone knew that Fang Jun was not only very good at writing lyrics and poems, but was also famous for his speed, so they all held their breath and waited to see the release of a masterpiece.
Fang Jun's face was dark and slightly red, and he groaned: "This woman is not a human being..."
The palace is quieter!
It was as if "time stood still" suddenly, all movements seemed to have stopped at this moment, and then everyone looked at Fang Jun in astonishment.
Are you writing poetry, or are you cursing?
Princess Changle was stunned for a moment, and then her pretty face suddenly changed color. Her beautiful eyes instantly turned red and filled with moisture, and her slender hands were clenched into fists. She wanted to rush forward and give this mallet a hard punch!
If you don’t want to compose poetry, why don’t you do it? Why should you curse people?!
In fact, Fang Jun was also dumbfounded at this time. With a conscience, he just couldn't think of a poem for Ying Jing'er at the moment, so he had to make up a limerick to fool him. Although he had almost no literary achievements, he could still amuse everyone.
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But after reading a poem, I felt a lump in my throat, took a breath, and the rhythm suddenly changed, as if he was deliberately teasing Princess Changle.
Seeing Princess Changle's angry red eyes, her shameful and indignant gaze piercing her like a knife, Fang Jun quickly finished the remaining three sentences in one breath: "...The Nine Heavens Fairy descended to the mortal world. Brothers and sisters are all thieves, and they steal the flat peach."
Dear!"
I finished reading the poem, but there was still silence at the table.
Fang Jun was so embarrassed that he had to laugh and said with a forced smile: "Well, I couldn't think of a very good poem at the moment, so I just made a bad poem to make everyone laugh, haha, haha, uh..."
Seeing Princess Changle staring angrily at him with her big eyes, and even the mother-in-law beside her looking angry, Fang Jun really couldn't say any more.
Everything requires timing, and the same goes for telling jokes.
A suitable joke at the right time can amuse the whole audience and make everyone laugh. Even if it is a little too much, no one will care. But if the timing is wrong, the atmosphere is wrong, or the foreshadowing is wrong, then a joke like this can easily fail.
Feeling personally attacked.
This woman is not a human being...
Fang Jun is the only one in the world who dares to call Princess Changle "mother-in-law" in front of her face.
There is also the sentence "Brothers and sisters are all thieves". Listen, what is this damn thing?
We are all nobles of the emperor, with the blood of the Tian family, but in the end, we are all thieves in your mouth? Of course, there is also a sentence "stealing flat peaches to give to relatives", which sounds like it is just a joke, but such a clumsy joke,
It makes everyone here feel unhappy.
Many truthful words were said in jest...
Perhaps in the eyes of this stick, we, the noble nobles of Heaven, are evaluated as "not human beings" and "all thieves"?
Simply excessive!
This time, not only the princes and princesses were dissatisfied, but even Princess Gaoyang glared at Fang Jun angrily, "Why don't you write a poem well? Do you have to do these tricks? It's really a suicide attempt."
Li Tai had just received a large "donation" from the Wang family, and he was in a good mood. He remembered Fang Jun's contribution, so he did not add insult to injury. He laughed, controlled the atmosphere, patted the table, and said: "To be fair, I will say this."
Poems...let's call them poems for now. There are no obscure words in the whole poem. It is back to nature and easy to understand..."
Speaking of this, Li Tai couldn't help but cover his face and said with a bitter smile: "What the hell, Erlang, I can't help you. Hurry up and punish yourself with three cups of wine and apologize to Changle!"
Fang Jun also regretted that his birthday was ruined by "a poem" he wrote on a whim. Feeling guilty, he immediately raised his glass and said, "It's someone's fault. I'll punish myself with three glasses of wine to express my apology!"
He was the best at drinking. He drank three drinks in a row without losing breath.
Princess Changle's anger gradually dissipated and she returned to her usual cold expression. She glanced at Fang Jun lightly and said nothing.