"Listen to me, everyone, as long as we two brothers are here, everyone on the ship will be absolutely safe!" Dupont said, patting his chest and confirming: "So Captain, please arrange for us the best room on the ship, preferably one that is warm and sunny.
We need a comfortable rest environment so that we can always be alert and protect everyone!"
"In addition, please be sure to carefully select the best ingredients for our meals!" Du Pang continued: "By the way, I would like to remind you that we two brothers are all meat-free. Of course, if there is seafood and the most delicious food for every meal,
Good wine, that’s even better!”
"Ugh, my God! These two shameless guys are really kicking their noses in the face!" The furious captain whispered to the others: "I firmly believe that these two idiots took advantage of their positions to come here on vacation. They are just
A pair of hopeless losers and idiots are definitely not good helpers!"
"Hahaha" The other three people couldn't help laughing after hearing this.
"Well, let me think about it." Captain Haddock touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "The first-class guest rooms, Guan Heng, Qin'er and Ding Ding are all full. You two idiots can't even think about it. I see the storage room is stacked
In the sundry area, there are some nooks and crannies where two beds can be placed!”
"Asshole! Listen to me." Captain Haddock looked at Dupont, and Dupont's two faces that needed to be beaten were inexplicably angry. He angrily said to the two of them: "I don't expect you to protect the people on the ship.
Everyone, please take care of yourself, and don’t cause trouble for us!”
"Uh, okay!" The two detectives looked at each other helplessly, and then they said with some arrogance: "Can our food standards be good?"
"Woof woof woof" just as he said this, a small figure screamed happily. It suddenly ran across the deck and threw itself into Qin'er's arms!
"You little bastard, don't run! I'm going to chop you alive! Swish, swish, swish." At this moment, the furious chef Bill on the ship chased after him while waving the kitchen knife whistling in the wind in his hand!
"Stop!" Seeing the other party rushing towards him, Guan Heng suddenly opened his eyes and took a step forward to stop Qin'er. He put his hands on his hips and said to the cook: "What are you doing? Don't you see there's a lady here? Swinging.
Knife, swear, you don’t understand the situation!"
"A Heng, don't let him come over, he will scare Bai Xue!" Qin'er gently stroked the puppy's fur and said, "Let him take a few steps back and put down the kitchen knife first!"
"Bill, did you hear what my girlfriend said?" Guan Heng hugged his shoulders and chuckled: "Calm down and tell me what's going on first!"
"Bang!" Chef Bill threw the kitchen knife to the ground angrily. He spread his hands and said to everyone: "Captain, Mr. Guan Heng, Mr. Ding Ding, you all judge, if this continues, I will not be able to continue my job!
"
"That's enough!" Haddock put his hands on his hips and said seriously, showing the dignity of a captain: "Stop complaining, first tell me why you are chasing the puppy!"
"Oops! I just made dozens of afternoon snacks, and they were all filled with chocolate cookies for everyone!" Bill curled his lips and said with resentment: "But just as I turned around to wash the pan,
At that time, all those biscuits were eaten by it." Bill pointed to the puppy Bai Xue held by Qin'er in his arms and said angrily: "They were all eaten by this thief puppy!!"
"Oh, Bai Xue, you are so serious!" Ding Ding hurriedly took his little pet from Qin'er's arms. He scolded the puppy repeatedly: "You little guy is too greedy. If I had known this, I wouldn't have brought him with me.
You get on the ship and I’ll hand you over to someone else to take care of you!”
"Woof woof" the puppy Bai Xue frowned and just barked twice. It seemed to be a little embarrassed for its excessive behavior!
"I'm sorry, Mr. Bill! Qin'er quickly walked up to the chef and bowed deeply. She whispered: "Ding Ding has to discuss important matters with the captain and A Heng these days, so Bai Xue has always been in charge of me.
Watch!”
"Due to my negligence, it has now eaten the biscuits you made by yourself. I am very sorry!" Qin'er's big watery eyes suddenly turned red, as if she was about to cry.
Where has Bill ever seen such a beautiful offensive attack? At this moment, his old face turned red from suppressing it, and he quickly waved his hand and said: "Forget it, Miss Qin'er, I hope you can take good care of the puppy in the future. I, I don't blame it.
, I’ll take the first step on that one!”
After hurriedly exchanging a few words, Bill turned and walked away, but did not notice that he tripped over the kitchen knife he threw on the deck. He quickly picked up the kitchen knife, smiled awkwardly at everyone, turned around and ran away!
"Tch! You're so rude when you see someone else's girlfriend! Bah!" Guan Heng spat at Bill's retreating back angrily, and then muttered: "Why are you staring at my Qin'er? Damn you! I
I’m really afraid that you won’t be able to pull it out if you see it!”
"Yo yo yo, Ah Heng is so delicious!" Qin'er smiled and took her boyfriend's arm, she whispered softly: "Okay, okay, let's go!"
"By the way, Captain, where is our room?" Dupont asked Haddock.
"Uh, it's in the storage room in the forward cabin!" Haddock lit the pipe in his hand, took a nice puff and then said: "Come with me, I will show you the best on this ship now.
In your living environment, you will have a lot of rats and cockroaches as roommates!"
"Hey, Dupont, Dupont! As a good friend, let me remind you a few words!" Guan Heng suddenly had an idea and wanted to tease these two confused detectives, so he asked: "Since you are on board to protect everyone,
Secret mission, so did you bring your own disguise tools?"
"What disguise tool?" The two of them were a little confused, so they asked in unison: "So Guan Heng, how do you think we can disguise it appropriately?"
"First of all, you have to get along with the people on this ship. After integrating with everyone, it will be easier to start work!" Guan Heng hugged his shoulders and smiled: "The current attire, top hat, suit and civilized staff are too serious and formal. You should change your clothes.
Put on your sailor clothes!"
"Well, one more thing! Sailors and sailors work under the sun all year round, and their skin is dark. You should also sunbathe frequently, preferably four hours a day!"
"We understand! Guan Heng, you are really smart!" The two nodded in praise, and Du Pang asked again: "Then do you have any other instructions?"
"Well, this is it." Guan Heng touched his chin and pretended to be deep in thought, making Qin'er beside him cover her mouth in laughter. Then Guan Hengyi raised his head and said: "Real sailors have the habit of chewing tobacco, so you should also
Give it a try seriously. But remember, after putting tobacco in your mouth and chewing it, be sure not to swallow it, or you will get a stomachache!"
The fourth update of yiyi.30, good evening everyone, Lao Sha continues to pray for some tips.
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