Seeing the little monkey suddenly jumping down from the mountain wall next to him, Weiming couldn't help but tease him and asked with a smile.
Yes! That's right, Wei Ming now understands monkey language, so there is no pressure to communicate with the little monkey.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, cluck, friend wine! I want to drink it
Oh, you want to drink!
Weiming looked like he had suddenly realized something. He reached out to untie the package from his body and took out the Zui Sheng Meng Si inside. With a hint of temptation in his tone, he waved it in front of the little monkey and said: Is this what you are talking about?
La ho la ho! Chi chi chi chi chi! Yes yes! I want to drink!
As soon as the little monkey saw the wine jar in Wei Ming's hand, his pink nose moved invisibly twice, and then he immediately screamed impatiently. His bright monkey eyes were like looking through the autumn water.
Staring at the wine jar.
No wonder it covets it so much. After all, monkeys love to eat fruits most, among which peaches are at the forefront. Zui Sheng Meng Shei is a fine wine brewed from peach blossoms, and monkeys are also rare animals that love to drink. This is how monkey wine came to be.
Yes, it would be strange not to be moved when you encounter such a rare fine wine!
Seeing the little monkey scratching his head and scratching his head impatiently, Weiming chuckled unconsciously. He didn't intend to tease it anymore. He opened the wine jar directly, handed it to the little monkey, and said at the same time:.
Anyway, I don’t need this wine, so it would be a pity to leave it here. Since you like it so much, I’ll give it to you!
Quack! Quack! Friend! You are a friend!
As soon as he got the drink, the little monkey happily jumped up and down, holding up a wine jar that was about the same size as himself. He shouted while jumping. Even though he didn't know what he was looking at, he couldn't help but marvel, secretly thinking that this little monkey was not simple.
Okay, drink it quickly. Don’t get carried away and spill the wine again.
Upon hearing this, the little monkey quickly hugged the wine jar tightly, glanced into the jar to confirm that there was no leakage, and then screamed happily at Weimingjijijijiji a few times, then raised the wine jar,
With an aura that was inconsistent with his size, he drank heavily directly at the mouth of the altar.
Ha ha
Seeing the silly expression of the little monkey drinking wine, Wei Ming couldn't help but laugh again.
While the little monkey was drinking, the nymphomaniac who had been silent suddenly came over, looked at Weiming in amazement and said: Wei...Weiming, I didn't expect you...your monkey language is already so familiar.
...I practiced! It's... really awesome
Hearing the compliment from the nymphomaniac, Wei Ming rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment and said: Hehe! Senior, you complimented me, but I relied on your teachings, senior nymphomaniac.
Wei Ming is not being modest about this, because Wei Ming learned the monkey language from a nymphomaniac. The reason was that when he was in Gu Yuexuan's team, they passed by a wild forest when passing through Sichuan and Hunan. There happened to be a lot of monkeys in the forest, and then
Before I knew it, I learned how to communicate with monkeys from the nymphomaniac.
No... I don't understand you... You are smart and that's right! The nympho said shyly.
Hehe! Weiming laughed twice, but did not refute. Otherwise, according to the nymphomaniac's temperament, the two of them might not have to deal with this issue and give in for an hour or two.
Lu la la la! Chichi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi chi! Comfortable cry! Happy cry!!
But at this moment, the little monkey also finished drinking the drunken life and dreams, threw the wine jar to the side, first patted his belly with satisfaction, and then walked over to the spot, making a chirping sound from his mouth, and his face
With an obvious smile of satisfaction on his face.
Weiming picked up the wine jar on the ground and looked at it in surprise, then looked at the little monkey with a surprised look on his face.
Wow! I didn’t expect you to finish it in one go!
Weiming was not surprised by this. Although the game described the little monkey finishing the jar of wine in one go, it was not reflected in the game screen at that time. Weiming didn’t know how big the jar was or how small the monkey was, so he kept
I didn't doubt it either.
Now I have seen it with my own eyes. This little monkey, who was no more than three and a half feet tall, actually killed two people.
A jar of wine that is more than a foot high is not only surprising, but even a bit scary.
How does it hold all this wine!?
Seeing that the little monkey's belly was only slightly swollen, Weiming couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
At this time, the little monkey also came to his senses, climbed up from the ground, and shouted happily towards Weiming:
Zhizhi...quack, you are...friend
Okay, okay, I get it, we are friends
Weiming smiled, reached out and touched the monkey's head, and said in a slightly confused and helpless tone: I don't know where you came from. Monkey became a spirit. How can you have such a big belly and such a big jar of wine?
Do you want to drink it all in one breath?
After saying it again, Weiming started to stroke his hand unconsciously. It was not similar to petting a cat or a dog, but it was slightly different. But let alone, it was really interesting to do it.
Zhi Chi Chi Zhi Zhi! Zhi Chi Chi Zhi I like you! I like you
The little monkey screamed happily, stretched out his head and cupped Gong Weiming's hand, then turned around and climbed up the mountain wall again.
Eh!? Are you leaving now?
Weiming stared blankly at the little monkey's back and said in his heart: I haven't masturbated enough yet!
Yes, that's all. Wei Ming just feels that he hasn't done enough with the monkey head. As for martial arts secrets and so on, Wei Ming doesn't really care. After all, he already has a system, so he doesn't have to worry about not having martial arts.
As for giving the drunken life, dream and death to the little monkey, the main reason is because Weiming doesn't need it at all. In other words, for Weiming, the drunken life, dream and death is just a dispensable thing, and the same goes for the martial arts secrets.
With that free time, Wei Ming might as well figure out how to abduct this little monkey so that he can take it with him when he travels around the world in the future.
Don't ask for any help from it, just let it rest on your shoulders and tease it from time to time, which is also a kind of fun.
Oh, by the way, there were actually pets in Xiaoyao Valley before, that fat cat, Aji, whose name was the same as Weiming’s second senior brother. However, this cat died three months before Weiming entered.
Already.
It is said that because of this incident, the senior brother was still sad for a while. He talked about Aji Aji every day, which made the thorns so angry that he almost ran away from home again.
Ahem
Back to Weiming, just when he was still feeling a little disappointed, the nymphoman next to him suddenly screamed.
Ah Weiming, look... look at that little monkey, it's... back again
oh?
Weiming looked up happily, and sure enough, the little monkey went up the mountain wall and came back again.
Not only that, it also held an old-looking book with a blue cover in its hand.
Quack! Chirp, chirp, chirp, friend! Cry of joy
Seemingly seeing that Weiming hadn't left yet, the little monkey screamed happily, and then suddenly flashed in front of Weiming, handing over the book in his hand like a treasure.