Just as he was talking, the girl Yunyan had already started to write the question, but she waved her sleeves and saw a couplet changing in mid-air. The handwriting was beautiful but sonorous and powerful. The ancients said: A person is like his words, and his words are like his own.
It can be seen that Miss Yunyan is not only talented, but also has a slightly manly personality, which makes everyone feel good.
All the scholars couldn't help but read: "Don't pawn, don't pawn, don't pawn, don't pawn, don't pawn." After reading, the scholars smiled, and many of them began to prepare a pair.
Girl Yunyan clasped her hands and said in a voice like an oriole: "The little girl Yunyan has seen many talented people, but she is not very talented. She accidentally got the first couplet here. She thought about it day and night and made a few second couplets, but she didn't think it was a good idea. And now.
In front of the university, I pity the second couplet and hope that all the talented people will give you some advice. If you can answer cleverly and convince others, the students will ask for advice face to face."
Miss Yunyan's words made everyone feel comfortable, humble and flattering. The scholars in the audience were already eager to use their talents to deal with it, so they returned to the camp and said: "Don't worry, Miss Yunyan, I will definitely give you a chance today."
Satisfactory reply."
Zhang Xiaowu laughed in his heart when he saw the first couplet, because he had seen this couple when he was in junior high school, but there was a vulgar second couplet among the male classmates at that time: "Male students, female students, male and female students give birth to boys and girls."
He couldn't help but miss modern life a little. Even though there were all kinds of good things nowadays, they were not as bright as modern life.
While all the scholars were thinking hard, Zhang Xiaowu smiled and shook his head as if he had achieved something. Upon seeing this, Qingdai asked deliberately: "Young master, is there a good match for you?"
Zhang Xiaowu said evilly: "There is no good pair, but only a common pair. It will make people laugh, so don't mention it."
Qingdai leaned forward and said, "Young master must have a gully in his chest, why don't you reveal it?"
Zhang Xiaowu glanced at her and said with admiration: "You also have a groove in your chest. When are you going to reveal it?"
Qing Dai was stunned for a moment, then she realized what she was doing, her face immediately turned red with embarrassment, she slapped her in a coquettish tone and said, "Oh, Master, you are so bad, but I like you so much."
Zhang Xiaowu chuckled, as if he thought these words were familiar, but forgot where he had heard them before, and then he and Qing Dai drank some wine. No one knew whether the waitress's shy and shy appearance was true or not, but she was just acting for the occasion.
They're just cooperating to cheer each other up. Lu'e is bored on the side
Angry, could it be that I have made a mistake because I have a flat chest? At this time, I saw several scholars standing up to deal with it. A tall and thin scholar stepped forward to deal with it, swiping ink in front of the platform, and then a turtle slave hung up the scholar's pair.
When I got up, someone read: "South alley, north alley, north and south alleys lead to north and south."
Others laughed and applauded, but although some people applauded, they didn't praise much. This couplet is considered a good pair, but it's just too tacky and only the words should not fit the scene. In fact, what the couplet needs is neatness. If it can convey artistic conception,
Profoundness shows talent, but this kind of pairing is rare.
Miss Yunyan smiled and said: "Yes, that's right. Mr. Xia is rich in knowledge and skills. He really has extraordinary skills. This little girl admires him."
The man was very proud, sat down and said, "I saw someone who could answer better."
There were other people who looked down upon them. As the saying goes, men of letters despise each other. Men of letters are not the first, but martial arts are not the second. No one is willing to be robbed of the limelight. Then another tall and thin scholar in a blue shirt stood up. This man was afraid
He was eight feet tall. If he were a military commander, he would be tall, but he was a thin scholar.
The crowd shouted: "Isn't this a scholar from Durandu? How dare you spend money here in a wealthy family?"
"I heard that although Du Xiucai's family is poor, he lacks the love to hang out among flowers. He is really a prodigal."
"Du Lan was admitted as a scholar at the age of sixteen. He was extremely talented and intelligent. Everyone thought that he would soon become a disciple of the Emperor. During the twenty years since he abandoned medical treatment, he rushed to take the exam many times, but failed to pass the exam. Now he can only be given to the rich.
A child in a household needs to be a teacher to support himself. So if he is young, it may not be better if he is older."
"Dulan has not even started a family in his thirties because he is infatuated with this girl Yunyan."
"How can Miss Yunyan like him? Could it be that she drinks the northwest wind with him?"
Du Xiucai stood up and stepped forward. He clasped his hands and said, "The students are not talented. I accidentally thought of a couple and made a fool of everyone." Then he stepped forward and wrote out the couplet. After hanging it, someone read it: "Hello to the left, hello to the right, hello to the left and right."
Hello, everyone."
Everyone commented on this couplet again, saying that the intention was good, but they were still right for the sake of being right, and they failed to live up to Miss Yunyan's good intentions. Miss Yunyan wanted to find a second couplet with a far-reaching artistic conception, not to fit the text with the scene.
Pair.
However, Du Xiucai's pairing was better than the previous one in the North and South Hutong. When the two pairs competed, they could barely win, so Du Xiucai was full of superiority and looked at Miss Yunyan with a hint of pride. Miss Yunyan
He also gave him an encouraging look, and Du Xiucai's bones suddenly felt numb. He wished he could step forward and shout: "Yunyan is mine, I would rather drink his foot-washing water..."
Girl Lu E couldn't help but say: "The scholar Durant is outstanding."
Zhang Xiaowu said with a smile: "His name is Durant? No wonder he likes to drink foot washing water."
Lue corrected: "Du Xiucai's name is Du Lan, not Durant. Who is Durant?"
Zhang Xiaowu said: "There is a person in my hometown who loves to drink foot-washing water. His favorite thing is to kneel down on the ground and beg to be the opponent's younger brother when he can't beat him. His character... Bah! Sorry, there is a hair in the corner of his mouth."
The two girls pursed their lips and smiled.
Zhang Xiaowu lamented: "This guy named Du is tall. If he doesn't join the army, he will be blind."
"What does Bai Blind... mean?" Qingdai asked.
"Waste means waste, a dialect from my hometown." Zhang Xiaowu said, "Look, this man is eight feet tall, one foot taller than me. If such a big man is holding a spear, he will be several feet farther away than others.
He stabbed him to death before anyone else could hit him."
Lu E asked: "Young Master is...the Queen of the General Gate?"
Zhang Xiaowu laughed and dismissed it, but at this moment, he saw a fat young man coming forward to challenge him. This fat young man should not be a local, so everyone started talking about it, but they didn't know his name. Sister Dongxiang asked:
"Young Master is rich and honorable. May I ask you what your name is and where your family comes from?"
The fat young man said: "Young Master Liu Neng and Liu from Chengdu Prefecture in Yizhou."
Zhang Xiaowu almost choked himself to death with a sip of wine. What is this? Liu Neng? Ivory Villa has also traveled through time? Xie Dajiao, Zhao Si and Liu Yishui are not here. He took a closer look at this man. In addition to being fatter, his eyes were smaller, and his face was more vulgar.
, he doesn’t have any special features, and his looks rival Neng’s. But Zhang Xiaowu doesn’t dare to look down on people named Liu Neng. Anyone who dares to call him that name is very powerful. In his world, Liu Neng is not only an actor, but his billiards skills are also the best.
Professional level, once represented China in the World Billiards Masters. (Chinese eight-ball)
Guan Cheng asked: "Master, do you know this Mr. Liu?"
Dongxiang asked someone to start writing, smiled slightly and said, "Master Liu, please." Liu Neng straightened his plump figure and walked forward slowly.
Others began to laugh and said: "Can such a fat pig answer the right question?"
"You care whether a person is a fat pig or a skinny pig. Maybe you can answer that question."
"What can he answer? Fat pork, lean pork, fat and lean pork, fat and lean pork?"
"Oh my brother, you are such a talented person! You are so suitable for the occasion. Don't hesitate to offer me this absolutely. I don't ask for the girl's attention, but the attention of everyone."
"Hahaha, brother, this little talent is nothing, but if he can't answer, I can ridicule him."
Zhang Hong suddenly said: "This Mr. Liu Neng and Mr. Liu, could it be that he is the Yizhou Baihua Master who has tasted all kinds of flowers? I heard that this man was a wealthy businessman. He had the appearance of a heavenly man since he was a child. He was a scholar in the later years and promoted people to Jinshi. However, because the court did not
After the happy merchant, in the palace
In the exam, he wrote a poem praising businessmen and ended up at the bottom of the list. From then on, he traveled around the mountains and flowers, visited famous buildings all over the world, and threatened to paint famous prostitutes all over the world and make a picture of hundreds of flowers.
Therefore, he is called the Young Master of Hundreds of Flowers."
"Oh...it turns out to be him, but Mr. Baihua is actually a fat man. I didn't expect it...I didn't expect it..."
Liu Gongzi's article was written in one go, and a turtle slave sang: "Wandering in the south, wandering in the north, wandering in the north and south, wandering in the north and south." After the turtle slave finished singing, everyone burst into laughter. This young man of hundreds of flowers is really worthy of his name, even the thirteenth young master in the distance.
Cover your mouth and smile, greet people and say: "This person is interesting, I would like to get to know him."
There were several talented people who answered the second couplet before and after, but they were all in response, and no one could surpass Mr. Liu. Perhaps Mr. Liu was drunk, or maybe he was used to being proud in Yizhou, so he said regretfully: "
Hudaishi
Son, nothing more." As soon as these words came out, the scholars at the table immediately looked at each other angrily. Although the two Lang Passes are at the north and south passes, they belong to Daizhou, and Huizhou is adjacent to Daizhou. This was ridiculed by Mr. Liu.
, and instantly made people angry.
The Thirteenth Young Master heard all the rumors about Young Master Baihua and wanted to make friends with him, but he didn't want this person to be so arrogant and surly because of his talent. He gritted his teeth angrily and said, "This person deserves to die!"
The guard beside him whispered: "Master, I will make sure that he cannot see the moon tomorrow."
But the Thirteenth Young Master shook his head and said, "No, this person cannot be killed, at least he cannot die on the Murong family's territory." The guard nodded in understanding.
Seeing all the students filled with indignation, rolling up their sleeves and preparing to fight in a group, Mr. Liu stood up and laughed scornfully, held out his chest, and said sarcastically with a square step: "What? You can't compare with me in terms of talent, so you have to take action? Come on, Liu is so good.
You can take the head as much as you like, but there are no literati in Two Wolf City, so I'm afraid it will be passed down through the ages."
The students were so angry that they gnashed their teeth, but they really couldn't kill him. If they really killed him or injured him, it would show that these two people in Langcheng were narrow-minded, untalented, and morally despised. In the future, students from Huizhou and Liangzhou would meet outsiders.
, I'm afraid I can't hold my head up and behave as a human being. Although everyone is angry, they can only grit their teeth and curse this person in their hearts.
Zhang Xiaowu thought to himself that this man looked like Zhou Libo, and there was nothing he could do about it. He wished he could put a hood on him and beat him up in the middle of the night.