Chapter four hundred and thirty fourth talkative thief
"So this is Fuguifang." Zhang Xiaowu thought to himself, and then asked: "Do you know where Liulvifang is?"
Pi Er said: "My lord, in the entire Longdu City of 108 squares, except for the palace, Pi Er has never been anywhere. Not to mention the thirty-six squares inside, or the seventy-two squares outside, I can't even see it with my eyes closed."
Can be found.”
Zhang Xiaowu said: "Okay, you take me to Liulifang first."
Pi Er said bitterly: "My lord, there is no dog hole in Liulifang, and I can't get in either."
“Only Fuguifang has a dog hole?”
"That's not true." Pi Er explained, "Liulifang is mostly filled with family members of the Ministry of War. Those people are so cruel that they won't pay for their lives even if they beat them to death. They kill them in fights, so villains don't dare to steal things in Liulicang."
Zhang Xiaowu looked at the dog hole and couldn't help but laugh: "I don't know how good your stealing skills are, but your hole-making skills are top-notch. You can't tell there is a hole here at all. The brick walls are so seamless."
Pi Er said proudly: "Of course. Back then, my ancestors were one of the skilled craftsmen who built Longdu. We have the ability to build walls passed down from our ancestors."
Zhang Xiaowu said: "Stop talking nonsense, I will stay at your house tonight."
Then Pi Er suddenly realized: "So you are not an official, but also a night wandering god. Hey! We have really flooded the Dragon King Temple, and our family is no longer a family - brother, I want to go to Jia's house in Anlefang to steal some
Food, do you want to join us together? Let’s divide it into two-eight, you two, and me eight.”
Zhang Xiaowu didn't want to be troubled tonight, so he waved his hand and said, "Am I short of your money? Take me to your house quickly, I want to rest for the night."
Pi Er had no choice but to take Zhang Xiaowu into Fuguifang through a dog hole. After walking a few roads, he returned to his shabby home. Although Pi Er's house was shabby, it was also a courtyard with three rooms surrounded by walls. This shows that this person
His ancestors were once rich, but for some unknown reason, his generation became so poor that he became thieves.
Before Pi Er entered the yard, he asked: "Brother, what is your name? I can't call you my dear brother, right?"
"Just call me Sai Xiaobei."
"Sai Xiaobei, what a good name."
"Yes, it's easy to make a living."
"Brother Sai, let me explain first that you can rest at my house, but you can only rest for one night. You cannot treat my house as your home and rest endlessly."
Zhang Xiaowu couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Do you think I am willing to live in this shabby yard of yours? If Fangcheng hadn't closed down, I wouldn't want you to live with a thief like you."
Pi Er suddenly became unhappy and said: "Why am I a thief? I am a big thief, do you understand? Do you know the name of the Thief Saint? You?!"
"Are you a thief?"
"I am the disciple of the Thief Saint."
"Although I don't know about the Thief Saint, you are like a bear and can't fight or run. Can the Thief Saint accept you as his apprentice?"
"I am the future disciple of Thief Saint."
"Okay, the future is promising. I wish you will be accepted as a closed disciple by the Stolen Saint as soon as possible."
Pi Er said: "By the way, Brother Sai, there are some children left behind at my house. Don't scare them."
Zhang Xiaowu asked curiously: "Why take in the child?"
Pi Er said: "Some children were lost in Longdu and I picked them up, some children fled here, and some children were abducted and prepared to be sold to brothels to be young mothers, but I rescued them by the way.
There are about a dozen of them, and I plan to train them to be the disciples of the Thieves, so that they can have a living craft. Alas, how can people without skills survive these days?"
Zhang Xiaowu curled his lips and said, "Stealing can be considered a craft?"
Pi Er said: "Then you don't know that someone with 360 skills will be number one. Stealing is also a craft, and it requires a lot of skills."
Zhang Xiaowu sighed: "Now even the thieves are literate."
Pi Er said angrily: "I am a disciple of the Thieves, not a thief."
Zhang Xiaowu stopped arguing with him and said, "Okay, if you look ugly, you have the final say."
Pi Er said again: "These children are still young, you can't scare them anymore."
Zhang Xiaowu asked: "Do you rely on stealing to support so many children?"
Pi Er asked back: "Otherwise? I have this skill, so I will naturally use it. Do you know how to rob the rich and give to the poor? You must know that if gold and silver are occupied by the rich for a long time, the people will become poorer and the country will become poorer.
The chaos is getting worse. Only when gold, silver and jewelry circulate and people can touch money, and money will allow grain, livestock and other goods to be traded, can the country become more prosperous and people can live and work in peace and contentment."
Zhang Xiaowu was stunned and said: "You couldn't be from time travel, right?"
Pi Er scratched his head and asked: "Where is the time travel?"
"Well... a good place, but the words are weird. I think you are the same."
"Brother, are you from across the county?"
"I am from Hejian Prefecture in Yongzhou."
"Yongzhou is good, and Hejian Prefecture is good. Hejian Prefecture produced a world-famous general, the ghost general Zhang Xiaowu." Pi Er said with a smile, "Every night I have to tell the kids about Zhang Xiaowu's killing of Quan Yi.
stories, otherwise the little ones won’t be able to sleep.”
Zhang Xiaowu said to himself that he didn't expect that although this person was a thief, he had a good heart. He also adopted street children. Since he could tell stories to the children and put them to sleep, he was not that evil in his heart. He followed Pi Er in.
In the Pi family, Pi Er introduced that the room on the left was for boys, the room on the right was for girls, and he slept in the middle room. Entering the house, Zhang Xiaowu saw that Pi Er's room was very clean, and it didn't look like a residence for a single man.
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Pi Er said proudly: "My apprentice took care of it for me. Female apprentices are more considerate than male apprentices. If I get married and marry a wife in the future, I will definitely have several daughters. Daughters are my grandfather's caring little cotton-padded jacket. As for my son
Well, it will only make people angry, ugh..."
Zhang Xiaowu said: "How old are you before you get married?"
"I'm thirty-four, Brother Sai, what about you?"
"A round younger than you."
"Then are you a black dog or a white dog?"
"What a mess, I'm human."
"Aren't you a dog?"
"I am a dog, but I am not a black dog or a white dog."
"You're such a boring person, how about I tell your fortune? Let me tell you, I also work part-time as a Feng Shui fortune teller, and I'm especially good at giving people pedicures."
Zhang Xiaowu suddenly felt that his skin was itchy. How could he be so arrogant? He was just a chatterbox. He should have been a lark in his previous life, but he only talked so much in this life. As a thief, the most taboo thing is talking too much. It's a pity.
Pi Er has taken possession of everything, and he is destined to never be a thief in this life.
Pi Er made a bed for Zhang Xiaowu and said, "You sleep inside and I'll sleep outside."
Zhang Xiaowu said: "I'll sleep on the bed, you sleep on the floor."
Pi Er widened his eyes and said, "Why, this is my home."
Zhang Xiaowu said: "Because you can't beat me."
"How do you know I can't beat you?"
"If you could beat me, you would have beaten me long ago." Zhang Xiaowu boasted.