When the little fat man heard this, he immediately became happy and said mysteriously: "What the master taught me should not be told to anyone else. It is the secret of the master."
The little fat man shook his head violently: "No."
Concubine Tang asked: "Then why did others hear your screams?"
The little fat man blushed and said: "I was just pretending to be afraid of the master at first, but then I wasn't afraid anymore. The master is so good. The master will tell me stories about being in Saibei tomorrow, riding a big horse, shooting wild geese, and roasting grass wolves."
, hunting wild deer, killing dogs and barbarians.”
"I only know how to fight and kill! You are the crown prince! You are not a reckless man!" Tang Guifei scolded, but she saw that the little fat man was smiling happily and did not suffer any grievance. She waved her hand and a palace maid handed over a tray.
When she came over, Concubine Tang said: "I'm sorry to bother you so much."
Please take good care of King Zhao in the future. He is young and ignorant, and he is also at the age where he loves to play, so he must have troubled you. This is a small thought, it is my sincerity as a mother-in-law, and it is not gold, silver or precious objects.
, these are some pearls and hairpins from the palace, for your wife."
Zhang Xiaowu wrote a gift, left the palace, and returned home exhausted. He saw Wanqiu reading a book, so he went over to take a closer look.
It turns out that Wanqiu is reading a novel that has been popular in Longdu recently, called "The Story of the Yuanyang". Moreover, this "The Story of the Yuanyang" seems to be the true biography of Grandma Qiong Yao. The heroine in the book is a concubine, so the heroine's
The mother is gentle, beautiful, kind and reasonable, but the heroine's mother, the main wife, is unreasonable and ugly, petty, jealous of others and likes to pretend to be generous.
, just like a clown, while the wooden protagonist was pursued by many young men, but in the end he chose an old man to be his concubine, and even wrote the protagonist’s first wife as a jealous wife who could not give birth to children. The male protagonist and the female protagonist
The protagonist is described as a pair of star-crossed mandarin ducks, and everyone else is the big bad wolf who breaks up the couple. In the end, the two commit suicide together in love, which is extremely perverted.
Zhang Xiaowu said helplessly: "You have read this book several times, what? Are you planning to memorize it?"
Wanqiu said: "Guanren, are you back?"
Zhang Xiaowu saw that her eyes were red, and he didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What's so good about this wretched book? It's not true, it's not nutritious, it's unhealthy, it's anti-social. The person who wrote this book must be someone who doesn't even have the qualifications to be someone's concubine."
woman."
Wanqiu asked doubtfully: "Can women write books?"
Zhang Xiaowu said: "Anyone who can write can write books, and women can naturally write books." He thought of future writers, let alone women, children can write books, regardless of junior high school education or elementary school education.
, as long as you can type, you can write a book, which adds to the joy of your life.
Wanqiu said: "I don't dare to write."
Zhang Xiaowu rolled his eyes. Wanqiu had nothing to do at home on weekdays. She was thinking about having a child all day long, and also thinking about whether to have a child. Then she was worried day and night. If this continued for a long time, she was afraid she would suffer from depression.
.If she were asked to write novels and shift her energy and attention to this aspect, maybe she would not think so. Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaowu said seductively: "Wanqiu, I said I can also write novels, do you believe it?
?”
Wanqiu asked in surprise: "You can also write?"
Zhang Xiaowu said: "Of course I can write it, otherwise I will write one for you to read now, just one thousand words long."
"Okay, okay." Wanqiu clapped.
Zhang Xiaowu sat down and asked Wanqiu to prepare pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and then started to write a book with his dog-like words. He tried hard to recall the bloody plots in his previous life, and suddenly thought of the only one who remembered the plot but was very stupid.
The story of blood, "Painted Skin". This is not "Painted Skin" by Pu Songling, but the movie "Painted Skin" starring Chen Kun, Zhao Wei and Zhou Xun. And the reason why he remembers this movie is because before time travel, he accompanied the girl on a blind date to
I watched this movie in an on-demand theater. The so-called on-demand theater is a separate movie hall where only two people can watch. As for what the two people did in the on-demand theater, outsiders basically don’t care. It’s a pity that Zhang Xiaowu was deeply involved in the plot of the movie.
He was so attracted that he didn't do anything adults should do with the girl he was dating, so afterwards, the girl blocked him...
The highlight of Chen Kun's version of "Painted Skin" lies in the relationship between the characters. Zhang Xiaowu started writing from the first chapter, saying that during the Tang Dynasty, the school captain Wang Sheng encountered sand bandits when he was in Saibei. After a fierce battle, he found that the sand bandits had robbed a stunning woman.
Beauty Xiao Wei, Xiao Wei had no choice but to seek help from Wang Sheng and was willing to work as a slave in Wang Sheng's home. Wang Sheng felt pity for her poor life experience, so Wang Sheng took her back to Mucheng's home. But Xiao Wei was a nine-tailed fox demon.
Adults must kill people and eat their hearts every fifteen days, and cover their faces with human skin to remain human, otherwise their true colors will be revealed. A desert lizard demon loves Xiao Wei, and in order to maintain Xiao Wei's human form, the lizard demon kills people in the city
Taking the heart, the people of Mucheng were in chaos and fell into fear. Xiao Wei had practiced for thousands of years and gradually developed human nature. She loved the handsome and powerful Wang Sheng and wanted to replace Wang Sheng's wife Pei Rong as his wife. She also used witchcraft to charm Wang Sheng.
He also fell in love with the young and beautiful Xiao Wei...
"What happened next?" Wanqiu asked impatiently.
Zhang Xiaowu rubbed his hands and neck, and unknowingly wrote three thousand words. Seeing that the night was already deep, he never expected that he had such perseverance, but he was so tired that he had to yawn and said: "Later
, let’s talk about it later.”
"What day will it be in the future?" Wanqiu became entangled, and it seemed that she was indeed a little book lover.
Zhang Xiaowu said seriously: "The so-called we can talk about it in the future means that we can talk about it after the day is over, so madam, we can take off our clothes and belt..."
"Disgusting, bad guy." Wanqiu blushed and acted coquettishly.
At three o'clock in the morning the next day, Zhang Xiaowu got up and rubbed his waist. After dressing and washing, he was eating his morning meal. Suddenly he got the news that Zuo Xiang was so open. Fortunately, the masters around Zuo Xiang killed the assassins. Now Jinyiwei, Long
The government office and the Supervisory Office have intervened, and the silver-clad guards are needed to assist.
"Let Wu Song and Li Chuncheng handle this matter," Zhang Xiaowu said.
Wang Yijin added: "In November, the income statement of Yinyiwei is here. The total is twenty-three thousand five hundred and sixty-seven two or three hundred yuan. It has been calculated three times. Please take a look at it, general."
Zhang Xiaowu looked at it carefully all morning and nodded. Yinyiwei's income has more than a dozen items, the largest of which is the cleaning fees submitted by various merchants, and the largest expenditure is the monthly salary of Yinyiwei's guards and cleaners. Yinyiwei
Wei's monthly salary payment is divided into two times, on the 13th and 27th of each month. 30% is paid on the 13th and 70% is paid on the 27th. In addition, subsidies are paid every three months, such as spring plowing subsidies in spring.
, there is a high temperature subsidy in summer, a cold preparation subsidy in autumn, and a cold protection subsidy in winter. Next month is December, and the cold protection subsidy will be paid together with the monthly salary on the 13th.
"Okay, agreed, seal and archive." After Zhang Xiaowu closed the account, he looked at the time and saw that it was already noon, and it was time to teach the little fat man again.
