Chapter 6? The Nineteenth Day of Defending the City (4)
Zhang Xiaowu looked around at the other soldiers. He was really idle, so he teased Menzi and said, "These are all my own conjectures. You can just listen and enjoy whether they are right or not. Look, corps commander..." He
Squat on the ground and take out the sand from the hole in the sandbag
He arranged them into several small sand piles, pointed at the sand piles and continued: "Our Han army originally had five cities in the Saibei Wasteland, namely the Golden City, the Wooden City, the Water City, the Fire City and the Earth City. Outside the Lianglang Pass is the Wooden City.
, it is also where the Qinglong Army’s baggage is located, and the Ten
The 20,000 Azure Dragon Army has gathered on the front line of Yashan Jincheng. As for our Tucheng? It hangs alone in the eastern part of the Saibei Wasteland. It is a pity to leave it useless and abandon it. The reason why our 27th Regiment stays here is entirely because we are Holy Han
Imperial Guards, Jinmu
The five cities of water, fire, and earth were occupied by the dog barbarians. The water city and the fire city were occupied. For the great face of the Holy Han Empire, for the glory of the empire, and for the face of the Central Plains Dynasty, some people had to be sent to stay in the earth city - that is, our twenty-seventh regiment.
These are big fools."
Shao Zifu said: "Are we big fools?" More people gathered around, and even Chief Feng Bin squatted aside and listened happily to his nonsense.
Zhang Xiaowu smiled and did not answer, and continued: "In the Battle of Saibei, the Wuhuan Empire intervened. It was just to enter the Central Plains. To enter the Central Plains, it was necessary to conquer the Two Lang Passes. The two Lang Passes were built for more than 200 years. The city
Strong walls are high,
How can it be so easy to conquer, and the Wuhuan people are not stupid. So I guess that by attacking cities one by one, they are allowing our Holy Han army to continuously mobilize troops into the grassland, killing and injuring our Han army's effective strength in the field battle."
"What does vitality mean?" one soldier asked, and the others were also confused.
"You can understand it as a man. He means to keep killing the men of our Han people so that I, the Holy Han, will have no men in the future." Zhang Xiaowu shook his head and dropped his book bag.
"It is indeed a dog barbarian. He is so vicious." Everyone yelled.
Zhang Xiaowu added: "In addition, I guess the Wuhuan people let the Quanyi tribes attack the city in turns. On the one hand, they consumed our Tucheng soldiers, and on the other hand, we used our hands to kill the male servants. Those people are just their lackeys.
That’s all, but if there are more lackeys than the master, the master is afraid that they will bite back..."
Shao Zifu stared at Zhang Xiaowu and asked: "Xiao Wu, you...where did you learn these? Isn't your grandpa a bodyguard? I think you know more than the general."
Zhang Xiaowu smiled mysteriously, stroking his non-existent beard, pretending to be in a profound state.
"Little Junlang, your grandpa is not a reclusive general, is he?" A soldier joked.
"Shit! If Grandpa Xiao Wu is a general, wouldn't Xiao Wu become the heir apparent?"
"I think Xiao Wu may be the heir apparent. You see, he looks very handsome. If he were in Longdu, there would be many old ladies willing to pay to see him."
Zhang Xiaowu kicked the soldier who had arranged for him aside, and said with a nonsensical grin: "If I were the crown prince, I would behead all of you unlucky ones. Each and every one of them would have bad luck on their body. Follow them."
You don't have enough food and sleep. However, I have a master who lives in the mountains. He is highly skilled in martial arts and possesses unique skills. He also knows the art of war and everything! I am his disciple!" Zhang Xiaowu pretended to be mysterious, which amused everyone.
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Appetite, "I remember when I was eight years old, after he saw me, he immediately knelt down on his knees and raised his hands in the air and shouted, "Little Prince, I see you are talented and intelligent. Duandi is a great talent that is rare to see in a hundred years, not as good as me."
How about I accept you as my disciple?
When I saw his Xianfeng Dao bones and weapons, I knew he was a powerful person! So I reluctantly became his disciple! Who asked him to beg me pitifully? You said that a lonely old man begged like this, how could I refuse.
"
The people around me were so angry that they thought you couldn't see how special you were, but you didn't expect that you were attracted by that immortal. You really don't have eyes.
"Come on, tell me, what's the story behind it?" Shao Zifu asked, and others hurriedly said, "Yes, who is this old man? What is his ability?"
More and more people were listening to the story, and they actually surrounded him. They were all very interested in this old story. In this era where it is so monotonous that just shouting at the top of your lungs can be regarded as music, it is so strange that Zhang Xiaowu is so strange.
The story immediately attracted everyone, and everyone stretched their necks, much like the sentinel African slender-tailed mongoose.
Zhang Xiaowu couldn't help but let out a laugh. Everyone was anxious and asked him to continue. Then he cleared his throat and continued to talk nonsense: "My master is called Xiaoyaozi. He lives a happy life and does not want to be bound by the chores of the world. He just wants to
In the world of games, when I got old, I found that I had no serious apprentice who could inherit all his knowledge, so he saw me with my unique bones and talents. He asked me what I was learning from him. He said that he had eight unique skills in the world, but
You can only teach me one skill. Do you know what these eight unique skills are?"
"I don't know, I'd like to hear the details!" Everyone asked with wide eyes.
Zhang Xiaowu cleared his throat, slapped his thigh, and said like a stand-up comedian: "Everyone objectively, do you know that these eight special skills are: poetry, calligraphy, wine, medicine, chess, strategy, strategy, and martial arts! The first one
The unique skill is poetry. The so-called poetry is naturally the talent of writing poetry. Everyone, have you ever heard of the poet Li Bai and the poet sage Du Fu?
It is indispensable that he is a poetry immortal like Li Bai, and naturally he is also a romantic figure in the literary world. In the future, when entering and leaving Longdu City, it is indispensable that the major courtesans undress and plead to leave their masterpieces. This second skill book is naturally the ability to write poems for the scientific examination of composition.
The master said that if I learn this skill, I will be ranked among the top three in the gold medal list in the future. The horse will ride on the dragon and hundreds of flowers will bloom. The golden crown will bring prosperity. The third skill is wine. Don’t underestimate this wine skill. The so-called wine skill
In fact, it is a unique skill in making wine. My master is very good at making wine. He is the best in the world in brewing skills. This is the palace jade liquor in the palace. Its taste is far less than one-tenth of the wine made by my master. The fourth unique skill is naturally the ability to live to death.
The medical skills of human flesh and blood, if I learn his medical skills, I will become the best doctor in the world. The fifth unique chess skill, if I learn it, I will become the best chess player in the world. You also know that the emperor likes to play chess the most.
If I had learned how to play chess from my master at that time, I wouldn’t be killing Dog Yi with knives and spears like you idiots now.”
"Who told you not to learn this or that? Are you stupid or stupid? What have you learned?" someone asked from the side.
"Yeah, what exactly did you learn? What are the other three stunts?"
Zhang Xiaowu gritted his teeth and said, "Are you still listening? Why did you arrange for me?"
"Keep talking, keep talking." Shao Zifu kicked the talkative person and said with a smile.
Zhang Xiaowu stood up, raised his horse and sword, and said carelessly: "This sixth skill is strategy. The so-called strategy is not a conspiracy, but the talent of the prime minister. It can be used to rule the world for the emperor, and it can be used for the subordinates.
The people redress their grievances and the Qing Dynasty is clear. The seventh unique skill is strategic skills, which is how a general can command thousands of armies and horses across the world. Everyone, if you learn the strategic skills, you - forget it, you can't understand it either.
A bunch of old haters."
Several soldiers said angrily: "Hey, you yellow-toothed boy, you have organized us."
Zhang Xiaowu continued to laugh and said: "Well, the last unique skill is martial arts. My master said that if I learn martial arts from him, I will be the best master in the world in the future. Even if all dragons are among the top ten masters, they will not be my opponent even if they are put together."
.Everyone, everyone, everyone! Guess which skill I finally chose to learn? If you had a choice, what would you choose?"
"Which one?"
"Yes, which one?"
"If I choose, I will definitely learn how to write articles and get the top prize in the exam. If not, I will get the top prize -"
"You can throw it away. I can only read a dozen or so words now. Let's wait until you can write your own name clearly."
"Hey, hey, if I had to choose, I would definitely choose martial arts. I would become the best master in the world. I would come and go without a trace. I would be happy to kill whoever I want. When I see gangsters or corrupt officials, I will kill them first.
He was bleeding like a river."
"Xiao Wu, what did you choose? You didn't choose to be a general, right?"
"I have always thought that Xiao Wu is a talented general."
"Yes, Xiao Wu is definitely better than the Crown Prince."
"Everyone is better than the Crown Prince!"
"Hush - be careful!"
"Be careful with your nonsense! If the prince can do it, can our group be trapped in Tucheng?"
Shao Zifu said: "Don't make any noise, don't make any noise, let's hear what Xiao Wu chooses."
