Although every dynasty has its own aesthetics, especially the aesthetics of the Tang Dynasty are often misunderstood as obesity. People in the Tang Dynasty like to be round and round. To put it nicely, they are fat where they should be, and thin where they should be thin, especially
You can't put fat on your face. However, Zhang Xiaowu was stunned for a long time when he looked at his old friend, her body as thick as a water tank and her big face.
Xiao Kai thought Zhang Xiaowu had fallen in love with her, so he immediately said anxiously: "Master Captain, he is my subordinate..."
Zhang Xiaowu said: "Xiao Kai, don't worry, even if you kill me, I won't steal a woman from you - are you sick? What kind of aesthetic pleasure, you actually... actually... how did you fall in love with her?"
Xiao Kai immediately fell into the beautiful memories and said affectionately: "Although Xingzhi grew up in a brothel, he kept himself clean and never served other men. I am his first man."
Hu Sanwan whispered in Zhang Xiaowu's ear: "I'm afraid no man would choose her to serve and sleep with her, right?"
Xiao Kai glared at him and continued: "Nonsense!" He sighed and said: "When I make enough money, I will redeem Xingzhi."
Zhang Xiaowu touched his chin and said to himself that Xiao Kai's taste is unique enough, but everyone has their own preferences for radish and green vegetables, and it is not good for him to interfere in other people's love lives. Marrying a good-looking woman may not necessarily lead to a happy life, and in future generations, China will be a parent-child.
Eighty percent of those who were identified were not his own son. So whether he looks good or not does not actually prevent a woman from cheating on him, as long as Xiao Kai likes him.
The three of them were drinking when they heard someone yelling and yelling: "Master Jun, you dare to fight, are you rebelling?" Hu Sanwan took a quick look and said in shock: "It's Yang Huan and
Liu Jie, there was a conflict with Xingzhi!"
"Xingzhi was beaten?!" Xiao Kai became anxious and rushed out of the room, only to see Xingzhi riding on Yang Huan and Liu Jie, punching them on the head one by one, staring and saying angrily: "
You slept with my sister without paying her, and even beat her up. Why are you so shameless? Report her to the government? Are you reporting her to the government? You should report her to the government now. If you don’t, I will look down on you."
The two weak prostitutes beside Xingzhi had disheveled hair, and one of them even had a huge slap on her face, looking extremely aggrieved.
Yang Huan said hurriedly: "Hey! I want to sleep with her, but she won't let me. You are a bitch setting up a memorial arch. Do you think you are famous prostitutes? The men are just here to have fun. If you make the men unhappy, what money will you give them?
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Xingzhi turned around and asked, "Didn't you sleep with them?" The two brothel women shook their heads, and one of them said, "These two are very bad. He likes to bite people. Last month, Lan Yu's sister was tortured by them.
It was so frustrating that we deliberately refused to serve them and were beaten by them."
Xingzhi became even more angry and shouted: "Sister Lanyu was bullied by you two beasts so that she couldn't get out of bed for a month? You two are such bastards. If I don't beat you today so that you can't get out of bed for half a year, I won't call you Xingzhi."
!" After saying that, the fat girl punched her hard, and Yang Huan and Liu Jie almost died here.
Fortunately, there were more people around who were pretending to be fighting. After Yang Huan and Liu Jie were almost beaten, everyone stepped forward to pull Xingzhi away, and beat them again in the process.
Xiao Kai said infatuatedly: "With her heroic appearance and chivalrous heart, she is indeed the woman I like."
Zhang Xiaowu broke into a cold sweat and said to himself that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Xiao Kai's aesthetics was simply out of the ordinary. Xiao Kai pointed out to Zhang Xiaowu that the two people they had not seen for a long time were Captain Yang Huan of the Jia Shi Team and Captain Liu of the Yi Shi Team.
I am also your subordinate.
This was the first time that Zhang Xiaowu saw these two "underlings". They were actually being ridden by a woman and punched hard. It was so shameless that his mother opened the door to Shameless's house - it was so shameless.
After all, these two people were also his subordinates. He led the people downstairs to Yang Huan and Liu Jie, and asked with concern: "Are you alive?" The two men groaned and raised their heads when they saw that they were.
Zhang Xiaowu was so frightened that he covered his face with guilt and ran away.
Zhang Xiaowu smiled evilly and shouted: "Don't you need me to find someone to avenge you?" After the two of them escaped, Zhang Xiaowu turned around and said to Xiao Kai: "This Xingzhi, you have to treat her well."
Xiao Kai said confidently: "I won't let her get hurt again."
Zhang Xiaowu said with both laughter and laughter: "I'm not afraid that she will get hurt, I'm afraid that she will hurt you."
Xingzhi hurriedly said: "No, no, I won't open it."
The three of them looked at each other and couldn't help laughing. Xiao Kai didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Master Duwei is joking, don't take it seriously."
Xingzhi looked at Zhang Xiaowu and Hu Sanwan, felt a little shy, and said quickly: "I'll prepare delicious food for you." After saying that, she ran away with a vigorous pace, which made the three of them laugh.
, Xiao Kai asked: "How is it? Is it interesting?"
"Well..." Hu Sanwan really didn't know how to answer, so Zhang Xiaowu said: "If you think it's interesting, then it's interesting."
In the evening, Xiao Kai successfully accompanied his sweetheart, Miss Xingzhi, and Hu Sanwan also found a prostitute to sleep with. However, Zhang Xiaowu left Lichun Tower. He was just curious about who Xiao Kai's old sweetheart was, and he never expected that
She is a hammer sister.
After walking a few steps along the old streets of Mucheng, he suddenly heard a girl in the corner singing a nursery rhyme: "In the fifth month of the Han Dynasty, thieves besieged the city, the young general Zhang, the divine arrow bow, King Wuhuan, the fallen horse, the canopy chariot
, the camp was burned down, and all the millions of dogs and barbarians retreated."
Zhang Xiaowu suddenly trembled all over, and a wave of heat surged into his heart. He immediately ran along the nursery rhyme, and saw in a corner, a skinny old woman beggar holding a girl in ragged clothes.
Singing nursery rhymes seriously, the old woman looked at her granddaughter with a smile.
"Are you... from Tucheng?" Zhang Xiaowu stepped forward and asked cautiously.
The old woman raised her head and said, "Yes, Lord Jun, we are from Tucheng. How did Lord Jun know that?"
"Because I am Zhang Xiaowu, young general Zhang." Zhang Xiaowu said with a slightly choked voice.
The old woman looked at him carefully. After a long time, she suddenly started crying. Zhang Xiaowu couldn't help but shed tears. The old woman said: "General Zhang, you are General Zhang. I saw you when you got married. I recognize you."
You! You didn't have a beard at that time, but now you have a beard. I didn't recognize you for a while. General Zhang, it's great that you are still alive. You must avenge the people of Tucheng, take revenge."
"Definitely, I will definitely do it." Zhang Xiaowu swore to God.
The old woman nodded attentively, convinced, and asked: "General Zhang, your wife Yin Jiu'er..."
Zhang Xiaowu shook his head, with a look of sadness on his face. The old woman understood clearly and stopped asking any more questions. Zhang Xiaowu took their mother-in-law and grandson to an inn, left all the money for them, and told the innkeeper to treat them well.
People. Early the next morning, Zhang Xiaowu came to the city and found that his mother-in-law and grandson were leaving. They obviously did not want to trouble him any more. The old woman also left a note, saying that she was temporarily borrowing money because of her difficulty in life.
If Shang Wan'er has any future, he will definitely return it.
"Tucheng, Tucheng..." Zhang Xiaowu held the note, feeling lost.