After Li Xuan was named King of Jin, he could use some toilet chips, which were special small bamboo board-shaped objects. After using the toilet, he could use the toilet chips to clean up.
Then, they accept the use of expensive silks and satins by the rich and powerful.
However, this kind of silk satin had to be cleaned once by a servant. After using it a few times, Li Xuan started to feel sick.
So, after bringing papermakers such as Mo Laosi and Li Dashi to Letai, he made the white paper he liked.
An idea struck, and I asked a few people from the orchestra to start studying the clean paper.
Today, with the help of the great victory in the Turkic war, soft yet tough clean paper has finally been created.
However, Cui Mi obviously couldn't accept it. He stared blankly at the clean paper in his hand, his face full of surprise and disbelief.
"Sanlang, such soft paper, you actually use it to wipe such filthy things?"
"Don't worry, Mi'er, use this item to replace the toilet seat. It will definitely be softer, cleaner and more comfortable than silk!"
Li Xuan still smiled lightly.
"But Your Majesty, this thing is paper. If the world's literati know that Your Majesty uses paper to replace the toilet bowl, I am afraid they will fight against Your Majesty!"
Cui Mi still looked nervous.
Paper that is regarded as a treasure by literati from aristocratic families all over the world is actually used to wipe such things, which is the greatest insult to those literati from aristocratic families.
In fact, if you meet an extreme person, you may fight to the death.
After hearing this, Li Xuan was also startled.
Immediately, he smiled freely.
"This is a piece of paper specially made by me for the royal palace. Why should outsiders control me?"
"Moreover, the things I use are products produced in my own workshop. Who dares to accuse me? How can I be afraid of them?"
Seeing this, Cui Mi sighed helplessly, knowing that he could not dissuade Li Xuan, so he could only try to conceal the matter as much as possible, otherwise it would be revealed.
"Sanlang, who else knows about this kind of purification paper?"
"The housekeeper and those papermakers, the rest are those bastards like Gao Ming and Cheng Chusi!"
Li Xuan didn't think much and replied directly.
"Who are Gao Ming and Cheng Chusi?"
Hearing this, Cui Mi was startled and asked quickly: "Sanlang, where are those people at this moment?"
"It's getting late, so everyone is going back!"
Li Xuan said.
"Going back?"
Cui Mi's face changed slightly.
"What's the matter with Mi'er looking for those bastard boys?" Li Xuan asked.
"Sanlang, there is something wrong with using paper to enter Gong's room. I want to tell those boys to keep this matter secret and not to reveal it!"
Cui Mi said quickly.
"Keep this a secret?"
Li Xuan was stunned for a moment, and then his face looked strange.
"It's too late for this!"
"What does Sanlang mean?" Cui Mi asked.
"Those bastards, when they went back, each of them had brought several stacks of clean paper with them."
Li Xuan said leisurely.
Cui Mi's face changed slightly: "In this case, wouldn't it mean that Duke Wei, Duke Qi and others will know about this?"
"That's how it should be!"
Li Xuan nodded lightly. Even if he didn't need to bring clean paper, those bastards would tell them all about it.
"well!"
After listening, Cui Mi looked helpless.
"Mi'er, there is no need to worry. As long as you don't rebel, no one can do anything to me!"
Li Xuan comforted him.
…
Duke of Qi, at the residence of Duke of Wei.
After Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others returned, before they had time to rest for a while, they thought of something, turned around, looked around, and asked the housekeeper on the side.
"Huh? Why didn't you see that scoundrel today?"
Hearing this, the housekeeper had a strange look on his face.
Fang Xuanling's expression became even more angry.
"Tell me, where did that evil boy go?"
"Sir, since Dalang came back from Lijiazhuang, he went into the palace and never came out!"
The butler replied quickly.
"Gongfang?"
Fang Xuanling was startled, frowned and thought for a moment, then asked.
"That scoundrel has a bad stomach?"
The housekeeper glanced at Fang Xuanling carefully and said slowly: "Sir, it's not the case!"
"no?"
Fang Xuanling was stunned, glanced at the housekeeper with some doubts, and frowned subconsciously.
"If you have any questions, just speak up. You old guy, why are you still so secretive in front of me?"
"Back to my lord, Dalang has brought back a stack of net sheets from Lijiazhuang and is testing them in Gong's room!"
The steward said.
"What, that Nie Zhan is testing the paper in Gong's room?"
After hearing this, Fang Xuanling became furious.
Immediately, he stood up, turned around, looked around, grabbed a wooden stick that had been coated with a thick layer of patina, and walked out.
"Where is that evil barrier?"
Seeing Fang Xuanling's furious look, the housekeeper shuddered and quickly led the way.
After walking through several courtyards, Fang Xuanling saw a scene that made him furious.
Erlang of his own family, holding a stack of white paper in his hand, stood outside Gong's room.
And that evil barrier was in the royal room, shouting.
"Yi Ai, give me three more for my eldest brother!"
"Yes, brother!"
With that said, the chubby Fang Yiai very obediently took out three sheets of white paper in his hand, passed them through the gap to Fang Yizhi in Gong's room.
"Comfortable!"
Fang Yi made a comfortable groan, and did not forget to say to Fang Yi'ai outside: "Yai Ai, when I go to Gong's room from now on, I will use these clean papers brought back by my eldest brother. They are much more comfortable than those toilet chips or silk."
Got it!"
"evil creature!"
Hearing this, Fang Xuanling couldn't bear it anymore.
He picked up the wooden stick in his hand and smashed it towards the palace, making a loud noise.
However, after all, it was the palace of the Duke of Guo. It was built with blue bricks and was very solid. Even if Fang Xuanling struck it with a stick in a rage, only some broken pieces and dust would fall off.
However, this also made Fang Yizhi inside, his face turned pale with fear, and he screamed repeatedly.
"Aye, please forgive me. My child has been honest and honest these days and has never caused any trouble!"
"Aye, don't smash it. If you smash it again, Gong's house will collapse!"
"Aye, I know I was wrong..."
Seeing this, Fang Yizhi on the side recovered his senses after being frightened for a moment, and quickly begged Fang Xuanling for mercy.
"Aye, calm down, don't smash it. If you keep smashing it, after the palace collapses, the eldest brother will be buried alive in the palace!"
"snort!"
After smashing it for a long time and feeling the shock and pain in his hand, Fang Xuanling slowly stopped his movements.
After taking a few deep breaths, he said.
"You evildoer, why don't you get out of here!"
"Yes, Aye!"
Hearing this, Fang Yizhi, who was in Gong's room, took a cautious look outside, quickly opened the door and rushed out.
"Niezhang, are you going to make me angry to death?"
Seeing Fang Yizhi avoiding her with a cautious expression, Fang Xuanling let out a long breath.
"Aye! I wonder what kind of wrong thing the child has done to make Aye so angry?"
Fang Yi's hair was straight and his face was covered with dust from Gongfang's fall, and he was extremely embarrassed.
However, under Fang Xuanling's eager gaze, he did not dare to make any move and was full of doubts.
During this period of time, I have been very honest and have never caused any trouble?
Why did the old man have such an expression, as if he had done something so outrageous that he blocked himself in the latrine and beat him wildly?
The old housekeeper on the side knew exactly why Fang Xuanling was so angry, so he kept winking at Fang Yizhi.
It's a pity that Fang Yizhi couldn't understand it.
On the contrary, the action of probing his head made Fang Xuanling even more furious.
After almost resting, Fang Xuanling directly swung the wooden stick in his hand, shouted "Evil obstacle", and hit Fang Yi straight at him again.
"Aye, what a big mistake did the kid make? Why did he end up like this?"
Fang Yizhi's expression changed drastically and he hurriedly hid aside.