Chapter 375 How much clean paper does His Majesty need?
“This paper is really soft and tough!”
Li Shimin nodded slowly and said, "Have you tried wiping with this thing? How do you feel?"
Hearing this, Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others were startled and shook their heads in denial.
Just kidding, if they use this kind of white paper to go to the toilet, even if they are the princes of the country, they are afraid that the literati in the world will secretly poke their spines after knowing it!
"Your Majesty, paper is for writing. We don't dare to use it for that kind of thing!"
"Exactly, Your Majesty, how could such pure white paper be so ruined?"
However, no matter how they explained, Li Shimin looked at them quietly with a blank look on his face.
Seeing this, Fang Xuanling and others froze.
Immediately, they couldn't help but smile bitterly and said slowly, "Your Majesty, although we have not used it, we have interrogated those evil beasts. This thing is indeed very convenient and comfortable to use in the palace. Moreover, after using it,
You can throw it away directly without using it a second time!”
"Um?"
Li Shimin subconsciously sat up straight and his eyes widened, "This thing can only be used once? Throw it away after use?"
"Your Majesty, that's right! This kind of clean paper is too soft. Whether it's ink or water stains, it will be absorbed as soon as it comes into contact! When the paper gets wet, it will rot if you pull it lightly."
Changsun Wuji replied cautiously.
“It’s so luxurious!”
Hearing this, Li Shimin couldn't help but think of something, and his face changed slightly, "How many times can such a large stack of paper be used?"
well!
Hearing this, Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others couldn't help but sigh, "This is not why we came to see you, Your Majesty!"
"Your Majesty, the literati in the world value paper the most. If those people know that His Highness the King of Jin uses this kind of paper to go to the toilet, I am afraid that by then, His Highness the King of Jin will be criticized verbally and written by all the literati from aristocratic families in the world!"
"Who dares?"
Li Shimin stared.
However, as soon as he finished speaking, he sighed softly.
"Li Wei, prepare the car and go to Lijiazhuang!"
"Yes, Your Majesty!"
On the side, Li Wei cupped his hands and ran out quickly.
And in Lijiazhuang.
As Cheng Chusi, Fang Yizhi and others walked in, Li Xuan couldn't help but be surprised.
"What happened? Did you get into a fight?"
"Back to Master, we were all beaten by Aye!"
Fang Yizhi looked helpless and a little aggrieved.
"Why?" Li Xuan asked.
"I came back to Master because of the paper purification matter!"
At this time, all the grievances of the whole night came out. Fang Yi straightened his eyebrows and said: "After I went back yesterday with the toilet paper made by Master, I just went to the toilet and was blocked by Aye.
In the room, there was a violent beating.
Then, after I came out, Aye chased me again and beat me up! Fortunately, Aniang came out to persuade me, otherwise I would have been lying in bed unable to get out of bed today!"
Li Xuan couldn't help but be stunned.
"how so?"
"Master, it's because we use clean paper to go to the toilet!"
Fang Yizhi, Changsun Chong and others couldn't help but sigh.
Afterwards, they explained that they, Aye, believed that they were not worthy of using clean paper and would be scolded by the world's literati.
However, these don't seem to have anything to do with Li Xuan.
Therefore, after listening, Li Xuan looked relaxed.
"Since it's you who want to beat Aye, it has nothing to do with me!"
"Master..."
Fang Yizhi, Changsun Chong and others looked helpless.
"Pure paper is such a good thing. If you don't respect you first, then you can enjoy it for yourself first and don't get beaten. It's not allowed by nature!"
Li Xuan sneered.
"this?"
At this time, Fang Yizhi, Changsun Chong and others could not help but be stunned.
This is so!
Afterwards, several people lay on the sofa with regretful expressions on their faces, not wanting to move.
Seeing this, Li Xuan didn't bother to pay attention.
Damn it, he has nothing to do with it.
However, Li Xuan hasn't calmed down for a while.
After hearing the report, Li Shimin, Fang Xuanling and others came to Lijiazhuang in a hurry.
Fang Yi, who was originally weak and lying on the sofa, sat upright in an instant.
Soon, Li Shimin walked in from outside with Fang Xuanling and others.
Li Xuan, Fang Yizhi and others quickly stood up to greet them.
After everyone sat down, Li Xuan asked directly.
"I wonder how your Majesty, Fang Xiang and others have time to come to Lijiazhuang?"
Indeed, in the past few days, with Li Jing and other five armies, they have been attacking cities and villages with overwhelming force. Within a few days, they were able to surround and annihilate a tribe under Jieli.
Therefore, the entire court was very busy.
Hearing Li Xuan's words, Li Shimin, Fang Xuanling and others were startled.
They didn't believe it. With the reports from those brats, Li Xuan would not know what their purpose was in rushing here.
However, Li Shimin didn't have the patience to deal with Xuan Ba, and said directly: "Xuan Ba, I am here this time just for the purification paper!"
"Pure paper?"
Li Xuan was stunned for a moment, and then chuckled.
"How much clean paper does Your Majesty need? One roll. I'll ask the butler to get it for Your Majesty!"
"One volume consistent?"
Li Shimin was stunned and asked subconsciously: "Xuanba, how big is one volume?"
"One roll should be three feet long!"
As he spoke, Li Xuan bent down, took out a roll of clean white paper from the coffee table below, and handed it to Li Shimin.
"Your Majesty, this is the kind of clean paper!"
"Um?"
Seeing this, Li Shimin, Fang Xuanling and others' eyes flashed with curiosity.
Quickly, he picked it up and looked over it.
On the side, Fang Yizhi, Chang Sun Chong and others were also stunned and quickly looked at Li Xuan.
"Master, why were the purification papers you gave me yesterday in stacks and not this kind?"
"snort!"
Li Xuan snorted coldly, "That kind was the first to be made. Are you still not happy to give it to you?"
"Hey, Master, I'm just curious!"
Fang Yizhi and others quickly smiled apologetically.
On the side, Li Shimin also came to his senses, a flattering smile flashed across his face.
"Xuanba, do you know that paper is very precious to scholars all over the world. If they know that you use such white paper to go to the toilet, big trouble will happen!"
"Your Majesty, I made this kind of clean paper myself. What does my own paper have to do with those literati?"
Li Xuan sneered, "Besides, I am the majestic King of the Jin Dynasty. What do I do, and those sour scholars can tell me what I do?"
"Your Majesty, if anyone is dissatisfied, you can come to me to defend yourself, or have a fight with me? I don't believe it. There is no king's law in the world?"
Li Shimin: "..."
Fang Xuanling and others were also stunned and silent.
Seeing this, Li Xuan chuckled and said, "Your Majesty, our village only produces more than a hundred rolls of clean paper. Would your Majesty want it?"
"Yes, yes!"
Li Shimin quickly said: "Give me fifty volumes!"
On the side, Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others were also stunned, and quickly said: "Your Majesty, I have never seen this kind of clean paper, and we also want some!"
"Your Highness, Prince Jin, can you also sell some to me?"
"There are only one hundred volumes, one volume consistent. I want to keep fifty volumes, and you can discuss the rest with Your Majesty yourself!"
Li Xuan glanced at his mouth and said in a low voice.
Hearing this, Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others quickly looked at Li Shimin.
"I will take away thirty volumes, and you will discuss the remaining twenty volumes with me!"
Li Shimin sighed helplessly and said slowly.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji and others couldn't help but look happy.