148. Tale of the Deer and Ding Ding: Struggle for Hegemony in the Imperial City
Mo Wen heard that the title of the new movie also appeared on the big screen at this time.
The Deer and the Cauldron I: The Battle for Imperial City
That's right, the two series of movies that Mo Wen brought over this time are The Deer and the Cauldron. This movie was released by Star Master on Earth in 1992. Once it was released, it received countless praises and even achieved high box office.
, even though twenty-three years have passed, it was still a rare classic movie until Mo Wen traveled through time.
There are not many Xingye movies that Mo Wen can carry now. It happens to be the May Day holiday, so Mo Wen released this movie.
Without further ado, let’s start watching the movie.
On the big screen in the cinema, there was a big scene at the beginning. A large number of flag-bearers and drummers were clearing the way. Sitting on the chariot behind was a man with a white beard, just like the leopard-headed Lei Bao in the original Ninth Grade Sesame Official.
Dressed up exactly the same.
In fact, they also hated that it was played by an actor, and even the makeup was the same.
At this time, a narration appeared in the movie, which introduced the origin of the movie. The audience in the cinema also knew who the man sitting on the chariot was. He was the first warrior of the Qing Dynasty, 'Obai'
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However, the narration just now said that Obai wields power over the government and the opposition, holding the emperor hostage to control the princes. Everyone has not felt it yet, but seeing Obai's appearance with such a grand pomp is similar to what they have seen in other movies and TV series when the emperor goes on tour.
That's almost it, it's not even such a grand event.
Now the audience finally understands what power means.
However, such a big scene was quickly broken. It turned out that a group of masked men in black wanted to assassinate Obai. However, although they prepared traps, they were no match for Obai. Oboi's martial arts were too great.
Stronger.
What shocked the audience the most was that the fighting scenes in The Deer and the Cauldron were completely different from Mo Wen's previous movies. Every move and move by Obai was full of lethality. Either his hands or feet would be cut off, or his head would be lost.
, full of violent aesthetics.
This kind of shot makes the audience excited.
After Obai killed all the assassins, he ordered his men to go all out to hunt down the rebels of the Tiandihui.
Then, the scene on the big screen changed to a brothel called Li Chun Yuan, where Wei Xiaobao, played by Zhou Xingxing, was sitting high in the air with several stacked seats, telling a story.
With his weird looks and exaggerated words, both the extras on the big screen and the audience in the cinema were all stunned by Wei Xiaobao.
In particular, Wei Xiaobao said that Chen Jinnan was 80% tall and had a waist circumference of eight feet. The martial arts he used was the Bodhisattva of the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, shaking his head for fear of the thunderbolt, golden light palm. With one shot, within a radius of ten miles, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, cockroaches and fleas would be killed.
Ash.
This line made the audience in the cinema burst into laughter, and several of them almost spit out the snacks and drinks in their mouths.
Then a turtle man came out and said that Wei Xiaobao was here to tell stories, which attracted everyone and made it impossible for him to do business. After saying this, he pushed down the stacked seats and benches under Wei Xiaobao's buttocks.
Just when everyone thought Wei Xiaobao was about to be thrown down, Hai Dafu, played by Wu Tat, appeared and caught Wei Xiaobao.
It turned out that Hai Dafu and Eunuch Hai brought the emperor out to discuss with the ministers how to deal with Ao Bai. Unexpectedly, as soon as they arrived at Lichun Courtyard, they saw that Wei Xiaobao was about to fall, so Hai Dafu took action to catch Wei Xiaobao.
Just when Wei Xiaobao was about to thank Hai Dafu, someone shouted that someone had contracted the penis, so Wei Xiaobao called his sister Wei Chunhua to save the person, and also learned how to treat the contracted penis.
At this time, a large number of officers and soldiers suddenly broke into Lichun Courtyard. The emperor thought they were looking for him, but he did not expect that these officers and soldiers were only here to arrest Chen Jinnan.
Then there was a fight. Master Zhou of the Qingmu Hall of the Tiandihui was killed. Chen Jinnan was also blinded by an undercover agent with lime. Fortunately, at this time, Wei Xiaobao came out pushing a small wooden cart and rescued Chen Jinnan.
After that, he went through a dog hole and returned to Lichun Courtyard, leaving the officers and soldiers searching outside for a long time in vain.
Finally, the emperor ordered all the officers and soldiers to go away, and the emperor himself left Li Chun Yuan and returned to the palace. Wei Xiaobao, in order not to injure Li Chun Yuan, also left with Chen Jinnan. Wei Xiaobao also worshiped Chen Jinnan as his disciple.
, joined the Tiandihui.
Of course, there were constant laughs throughout this scene, which made the audience in the cinema burst into laughter.
After that, Wei Xiaobao was tricked by Chen Jinnan into entering the palace and working as an undercover agent.
Why do you say it was cheated? Just look at what Chen Jinnan said.
Chen Jinnan told Wei Xiaobao that the rebellion against the Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty was all about the fools outside, and smart people would say smart things. The campaign against the Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty was all fake, and it was just to overthrow the Qing Gou and regain the money and women robbed by the Qing Gou.
Perhaps Chen Jinnan knew the virtues of a gangster like Wei Xiaobao, so he deliberately told Wei Xiaobao this, because Wei Xiaobao was just like this.
Then, Wei Xiaobao was ready to attack as a handyman, but when he saw too many people lining up for the job as a handyman, he went directly to the eunuch recruitment office next door. This scene almost made the audience laugh to death.
Just when Wei Xiaobao was about to be cleansed, Hai Dafu appeared in time. This made many viewers feel that this Hai Dafu was Wei Xiaobao's lucky star. Every time Wei Xiaobao was in danger, Hai Dafu would appear in time.
It turned out that Hai Dafu was in a hurry to hire people, and after being purified, it would take at least two months before he could walk. Hai Dafu couldn't wait that long. So, in this way, Wei Xiaobao was brought back by Hai Dafu without being purified.
Went to the palace.
The scene came to Hai Dafu's Shangri-La. Wei Xiaobao saw the row of glass bottles that Hai Dafu had placed on the shelf. He asked Hai Dafu what they were, and Hai Dafu said they were whips.
There were deer whips, tiger whips, and bull whips. When Wei Xiaobao saw the fourth bottle, Wei Xiaobao said that this bottle must be an elephant whip, but Hai Dafu said that it was his own. Wei Xiaobao immediately said, I thought
As long as I am this big, I didn’t expect that yours would be like this. At this time, the eunuch named Xiao Guizi said that it was a radish, and the bottle was placed in the wrong place.
Hai Dafu's is next door, but you have to use a magnifying glass to see a little bit, which made the audience in the cinema burst into laughter.
Then Wei Xiaobao said that he wanted to urinate, and finally found that it was full of dead bodies. Wei Xiaobao was so frightened that his pigtails stood straight up. This is why Hai Dafu was in a hurry to hire people. All the little eunuchs around him were killed, and there was no other way.
The reason why he violated the rules and brought Wei Xiaobao back to the palace without him purifying himself.