As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Shizhu realized that he had just slipped up; but then he thought about it, he had no relatives and no backing in this underworld, so it was rare for a grateful guy to be with him, and he was a
Anyone who dares to kill the servant of King Chujiang, one of the ten kings of hell, might as well become his master.
Anyway, I still have some time before reincarnation, and yesterday I offended the Mo family in order to save my life. Now I am working with Yingzhao. If the disciples of the Mo family dare to bring bad luck to me, Yingzhao can still protect me. Thinking about this, Xiao Shizhu feels at ease.
Come down.
Yingzhao and Lu Wu were stunned for a moment, looked at him with puzzled expressions, and asked in unison: "What is worship?".
"Oh, this is the most popular and the most noble way of saying sworn sworn people in our village." Looking at their puzzled expressions, Xiao Shizhu knew that these two demon souls didn't seem to understand modern language, so he coughed twice.
, began to show off and said: "In our village, people with status and status call sworn vows. People like me who have status rather than just ID cards, of course have to call sworn vows a bow."
Yingzhao Lu Wu was so stunned by him that he actually nodded and cast an envious look at him, saying: "It turns out that when you were in the world, you were also a very noble person!".
"Of course, I am the biggest hope and pride of our big village." Xiao Shizhu was a little proud of being praised by them. With an arrogant look on his face, he winked at Yingzhao and asked slowly:
"I'm so handsome, how could I not be a noble person?".
Although Yingzhao and Lu Wu couldn't understand what he said, they were convinced that his status was indescribable. They thought they had met a noble person, so they hurriedly asked respectfully: "I haven't asked you your name yet?"
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Seeing that his deception was effective, Xiao Shizhu felt not ashamed but proud. He quickly rolled his eyes and spoke eloquently: "My surname is Xiao, my name is Shizhu, my nickname is Male God, and my nickname is National Husband. In our world, everyone
There are only 13 words to describe me, and that is, "Everyone loves to have flowers, drive around, and have flat tires."
After finishing speaking, he turned around, held his head high and headed towards the ghost market. At the same time, he said boldly: "Let's go, I'll treat you to something delicious."
Yingzhao and Lu Wu stood there blankly. After looking at each other for a moment, Yingzhao said to Lu Wu: "Although I can't understand what he said, I can tell from the words that this child is not simple.
Ah. Look, he is called the male god and has the word god. Could it be that he is the child of Empress Nuwa and Master Fuxi who remains in the human world?" Another reason why Yingzhao dared to guess this is that he sensed Xiao Shizhu's body.
His soul energy carries a faint divine power, as if it is suppressed by something; although this divine power is not strong, it does exist.
Lu Wu, who also sensed the divine power in Xiao Shizhu's body, nodded, and after a hum, he echoed: "It's really possible that those two adults haven't returned to the underworld yet." After saying that, he gave Yingzhao a thumbs up.
With a wink, they hurriedly chased Xiao Shizhu away.
If Xiao Shizhu heard their conversation, he would definitely laugh. He is an orphan whose parents died young. How could he be the child of the two legendary gods who created humans? But with his shameless character,
After laughing, he would definitely nod to the heroes with a serious face and say: "Yes, my parents are Nuwa and Fuxi."
As expected, after the heroes chased him, they carefully told him their guesses. After hearing this, Xiao Shizhu was stunned for a moment, then made a "pop" sound in his mouth, and then burst into laughter.
But just when Yingzhao and Lu Wu looked at him, who had already bent over with a smile, they were filled with doubts and doubts that they had seen it wrong. Xiao Shizhu suddenly put away his smile, straightened his back and looked at them, and said to them in a positive tone.
They whispered: "Yes, you two are really discerning about people. To be honest, my father and mother sent me to the underworld to exercise. They asked me to come to the underworld to go deep into the grassroots and understand the grassroots so that I can go back to the underworld."
It can better benefit the world."
Xiao Shizhu, who was talking nonsense, thought in his heart: "I'm not lying to you. According to mythology, all people were created by these two great gods, and I am also a human being, so there is absolutely nothing wrong with being their child."
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Seeing that he was so sure, Yingzhao and Lu Wu no longer had any doubts. They hurriedly knelt on the ground facing him, lowered their heads, and shouted in unison: "Your Majesty!".
When Xiao Shizhu saw how respectful they were, he felt even more happy. However, he had been drifting in society for a long time but had no power. He always had a charlatan spirit in his bones. He couldn't get used to being held up and worshiped by others all of a sudden. He hurriedly said
: "Stop it, stop it, I promised you that I would be my boss, you can't call me that."
Unexpectedly, his words and deeds made Yingzhao and Lu Wu think that he was approachable, and they were convinced that he was the child of Fuxi and Nuwa. They quickly shook their heads and said: "We dare not make the mistake of calling ourselves brothers and sisters."
"What are you afraid of? I came to the underworld to go deep into the grassroots and understand the grassroots." After Xiao Shizhu replied disapprovingly, he pretended to be angry and said: "At worst, you can just call me big brother. This title of Lord is too weird. And when you call me,
Lord, my status has been raised immediately, how can I go deep into the grassroots level? Understand the grassroots level?"
Although Yingzhao Lu Wu is a demon soul who has lived for thousands of years, in the final analysis, he is the gatekeeper for the ancient gods. In terms of eloquence, they cannot compare to Xiao Shizhu, so they look embarrassed and almost want to speak but are at a loss for words.
I was speechless, but in the end I could only nod my head and agreed as I could not disobey my Lord.
Xiao Shizhu took them to find a luxurious restaurant in the ghost market. After asking for a secluded private room, he asked the waiter to get pig heads and incense candles.
After that, the three of them burned incense and worshiped again and swore an oath: "Xiao Shizhu, Yingzhao, and Lu Wu are from different races and have different surnames. Today we have become brothers, and we will work together in the future. We will share blessings and share hardships. We do not want to be in the same year, same month, and same day."
Life, I only wish to die in the same year, month, and day. The emperor, the queen, and the earth, have learned from this heart; if you are ungrateful and ungrateful, you will be killed by both heaven and man!" After swearing, Xiao Shizhu turned into the eldest brother of two demon souls by relying on deception.
.And Lu Wu’s two little followers, Tu Wei and Qin Yuan, who looked like a bee, also began to treat him respectfully and call him eldest master.
Xiao Shizhu, on the other hand, did not act like a big brother and appeared approachable, which made Yingzhao, Lu Wu and other demon souls like him even more.
Afterwards, they drank at the same table in the private room. After having a good drink, Xiao Shizhu went to Yingzhao's home to sleep. In the next few days, he slept soundly at Yingzhao's home during the day and at night.
Under the guise of going deep into the grassroots to understand the life and culture of the grassroots, he went to the casino to make money.
Of course, Xiao Shizhu couldn't bear to see Yingzhao Lu Wu and the others living in a thatched hut. After all, to be a big brother, you have to act like a big brother, so after he earned money from the casino, he would share some of it with Yingzhao Lu Wu and the others.
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On the tenth day, two ghost messengers stood at the door of Yingzhao's house on time at noon and took away the sleepy Xiao Shizhu.
Yingzhao knew that Xiao Shizhu was going to the Ghost Judge's Palace to listen to King Qin Guang's trial. Although he was not worried about Xiao Shizhu's safety, he, Lu Wu, Tulu and Qin Yuan still chased Xiao Shizhu to the Ghost Office.
In front of me, Xiao Shizhu was waiting outside the door.
After Xiao Shizhu was brought to the Ghost Judge's Hall, he knelt down in front of the aloof King Qin Guang, and saw the other man smiling at him and saying: "Xiao Shizhu, you do have merit in your body, but your merit is shallow. You still have to live."
It takes one hundred years for the ghost to be reincarnated as a human being. During these one hundred years, you can go to the ghost motherland and become a ghost slave. After one hundred years, I will order the ghost messenger to take you back to Fengdu and hand it over directly to the King of Wheels for him to arrange.
You are reincarnated as a human being.”.
Knowing that he could not only be reincarnated but also be a human being, Xiao Shizhu was overjoyed. Xiao Shizhu hurriedly shouted to King Qin Guang: "Your Majesty is wise." After that, he stood up and took out two fifty-tael ingots.
, walked to King Qin Guang and handed it to him.
Everything was as expected by King Qin Guang. When he saw that Xiao Shizhu not only did not suspect him, but also gave him two gold ingots, he asked the master to hand the verdict to Xiao Shizhu and sign it, then waved his hand to signal the ghost to take him.
Xiao Shizhu went on the road to avoid long nights and many dreams.
Xiao Shizhu just walked out of the ghost office, and Lu Wuying, who was worried and waiting for the demon souls, gathered around him and asked repeatedly: "Brother, how are you?" Xiao Shizhu smiled and told them the verdict, Lu Wu
He Yingzhao breathed a sigh of relief.
"Master, are you so happy to be a ghost slave?" Tulu, who was following Lu Wu, asked thoughtfully: "That's the hard work of serving other ghosts."
Xiao Shizhu was slightly startled when he heard this. He was so happy when he heard that he could be reincarnated as a human that he forgot to ask King Qin Guang what kind of industry the ghost slave was in. Now that Tu Lu mentioned it, he remembered it. But after hearing what Tu Lu said
, Ghost slave seems to be a job like a nanny, it’s not that bad at all.
But in order to prevent Tulu and the others from seeing that their fate was being manipulated by King Qin Guang, he pretended to be serious and said: "Yeah, if you don't serve other ghosts, how can you go deep into the grassroots? How can you understand the grassroots?".
"Oh." Tulu nodded as if he didn't understand.
At this time, the two ghosts came forward and urged Xiao Shizhu: "Let's go, it's time to hit the road." Xiao Shizhu didn't expect it to be so fast, so he hurriedly said to the ghosts: "You two, can you
Let me have a farewell dinner with my brothers?".
"No!" One of the fat ghosts, who looked like a winter melon, rejected him without hesitation and said with a straight face: "If you don't leave, you won't be able to cross the Wangchuan River before dark, so don't wait any longer."
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Xiao Shizhu took out some scraps of silver and gave them to the officials, and said some good words. The two ghost servants accepted the scraps of silver but still refused to agree. Seeing that they could not accommodate themselves, Xiao Shizhu had no choice but to give up. He took some money.
After telling Yingzhao and Lu Wu to take care of themselves, he reluctantly followed the two ghost servants out of Fengdu City, turning back step by step.
After watching Xiao Shizhu's figure disappear from sight, Yingzhao Lu Wu's eyes were reddened. Although they didn't get along for a long time, Xiao Shizhu was talkative and approachable, which brought them a lot of joy. At this time, they hurriedly separated.
I feel very uncomfortable in my heart.
After a while, Yingzhao and the others were still standing there, staring at the direction Xiao Shizhu was leaving in a daze. It wasn't until Yingzhao was patted on the shoulder that they regained consciousness.
Yingzhao looked back and saw Hei Wuchang standing behind him. Hei Wuchang still didn't speak, but Bai Wuchang smiled at Yingzhao and said: "Yingzhao, I heard that you killed a few people a few days ago.