He couldn't hold back his heartbeat, and at the same time he made a rude move. Not only did he raise his head to admire his master openly, he didn't even notice the trace of saliva slowly flowing out of the corner of his mouth.
All this was watched by the ghost mother without missing a beat.
After a moment, she also turned to look at Xiao Shizhu, smiled sweetly when their eyes met, and said softly: "That kid, what is your name?".
"Xiao Shizhu." As soon as Xiao Shizhu opened his mouth, more saliva flowed out, making the maids around the ghost mother chuckle.
He quickly reached out and wiped his mouth with his sleeve.
After seeing this, the ghost mother put away the umbrella in her hand and handed it to the maid beside her. She slowly got off the phoenix chariot and walked towards Xiao Shizhu. Then she stood in front of him and looked at Xiao Shizhu with interest.
After looking at his face for a long time, he took out an embroidered handkerchief from his sleeve.
Although the other ghost slaves lowered their heads, they couldn't help but be curious and looked over at Xiao Shizhu. The ghost slaves who were wearing the same clothes as the eunuchs were still snickering in their hearts: "
This kid is so bold that he dares to look directly at my Lord. This time he is dead."
Unexpectedly, the next second later, the ghost mother made a move that surprised all the ghosts. She leaned down and patiently used the embroidered handkerchief in her hand to help Xiao Shizhu wipe the saliva from the corners of his mouth, and then asked very gently: "Look at me
Isn’t it beautiful?” After saying that, he winked at Xiao Shizhu.
"Beautiful." Xiao Shizhu said, his eyes widening and moving from the ghost mother's face to her chest.
The ghost mother smiled brightly again, stood up, and asked the old eunuch: "Afu, how many tengu are there in the palace now?".
"Reply to my lord." The elderly eunuch named Afu lowered his head much lower after hearing the words, and then respectfully returned: "Seventy-two are sent to the outer court, and thirty-six are sent to the inner court.
Only, a total of one hundred and eight tengu."
"Well, he's going to be a dog prisoner." Hearing this, the ghost mother slightly raised her forehead, pointed at Xiao Shizhu, and said calmly: "From now on, all the dog shit will be handled by this little devil."
He turned back and sat back on the phoenix chariot again.
"Ah?" Before Xiao Shizhu could calm down, the ghost mother said to Ah Fu: "You can arrange other ghost slaves." Then she left slowly.
Several other new ghost slaves turned to look at Xiao Shizhu. They wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. They had to hold it in hard. They didn't dare to laugh out loud no matter what. There were popping sounds in their mouths, as if they were laughing.
Like farting.
Looking at the back of the ghost mother who was getting away, he realized that the ghost mother was Xiao Shizhu, who was smiling at him but hiding a knife behind his back. He yelled at her back angrily: "Everyone has a love for beauty, what's wrong with looking at you a few times?
Why don’t you wear a veil to show others!”.
It’s not that he doesn’t know how to talk to people and talk nonsense, nor has he become stupid, nor does he want to save face. He just suddenly changed a small part of the plan, and that’s why he yelled rudely.
According to his original plan, Ying recruited them to contact the people outside the palace, build good relationships in his name, win people's hearts and recruit loyal staff for him. But he pretended that no matter what happened, he didn't know anything about it.
Continue to be his ghost slave; after sacrificing his life and entering the palace to get close to the people around the ghost mother, establish good relations with these high-ranking officials of the ghost mother country to promote feelings, and then find an official position, and then get close to the ghost mother little by little, and gain
While he is happy, he is protected by the other party.
But he never expected that the ghost mother was really good-looking. Not to mention her long legs, the facial features on her face were so delicate and beautiful, and every inch of her body was pure and natural without any processing.
When he saw the ghost mother for the first time, he was fascinated. In line with the principle of not having sex with girls, Xiao Shizhu decided that he would not only get close to the ghost mother, but also hook up with the ghost mother.
After all, if the ghost mother becomes his mother-in-law in the underworld, and if King Qin Guang has a seizure one day and causes trouble for him, will the ghost mother risk her life to save her husband?
Therefore, although he could not help himself when he made a rude move, the words he yelled later were actually his deliberate actions to make the Ghost Mother notice his actions.
But the old ghost is an old ghost. Although the ghost mother heard what he said, she turned a deaf ear to it and was not even in the mood to look back at him. This was something Xiao Shizhu did not expect.
After the ghost mother's figure disappeared from everyone's sight, the other ghost slaves finally burst into laughter.
"Is there a joke on my face?" Xiao Shizhu looked at the laughing people and scolded them with a straight face: "You are so ridiculous, why didn't I force you to get internal injuries just now?".
"Brother, don't bother." Ming Yichen, who was kneeling next to him, raised his orchid finger again and smiled at him: "You are not doing this because you want to be my master's male favorite, right? I have heard that, I
Zhu Jie is very good at himself. He has not been looking for a male favorite for thousands of years and the most despised thing is the male ghost who takes the initiative to come to you. You, please give up on this." After saying this, he raised his head and laughed. After saying this,
When he came out, the other ghost slaves laughed even more happily, leaning down and pounding the ground with their hands.
Xiao Shizhu was neither annoyed nor angry, but began to think deeply. Ming Yichen's words reminded him, why is a male favorite a shortcut to obtain blessings?
For a person like Xiao Shizhu, whose moral integrity and bottom line were all wiped out due to a comminuted fracture, he didn't care whether this kind of thing was embarrassing or not. What's more, he was unmarried, his ghost mother was unmarried, and a man and a woman didn't love each other.
Who's in the way?
So he slowly stood up, straightened his back towards Ming Yichen, raised his right thumb and pointed at his chest, raised his head and said proudly: "Sister Guimu, I'm done with it.
”.
"My lord, is this someone you can call sister? And someone you can climb up to? Whose father are you?" As soon as he finished speaking, Ah Fu strode over, reached out and twisted his ears and cursed angrily: "
Come on, uncle, I will take you, this low-class ghost slave, to where you should go! Let you sober up and stop daydreaming in the future." After saying this, Xiao Shizhu did not wait for Xiao Shizhu to say the word "pain" before twisting his ears.
Head towards the west side of the square.
The roar of laughter rang out again, echoing over the Ghost Mother Palace for a long time.
Ah Fu took him to a courtyard on the edge of the Ghost Mother Palace. The courtyard covered an area of about five acres and was overgrown with weeds. There was a well under the crooked-neck tree in the southeast corner. The well was not far away, and there were various ornaments placed against the wall.
Few poop buckets.
In the depth of the yard opposite the gate, there is a large room with five rooms in width and two rooms in depth. There is nothing else in the yard. Then there are waves of dog barking coming one after another from the depths of the yard. Just like the "barking barking" of humans.
The difference between dog barking and dog barking is that the barking sound coming from here is more like "pomegranate"
Xiao Shizhu followed Ah Fu to the front of the house. After opening the door, there was a stench unique to the barn that immediately hit his nostrils.
He stood outside the door and peeked into the room. He saw that the room was filled with large iron cages. In each cage was a beast that was about the size of a wolfdog, shaped like a raccoon dog and had a white head.
It's the tengu that the ghost mother talks about.
These days the dog barked at him in unison; before Xiao Shizhu could take a closer look, Ah Fu had already pushed him into the house.
After looking around for a long time, he found that the house seemed crowded because of the cluttered iron cages. There were brooms, dustpans and other cleaning tools behind the door, and there were many collars and chains hanging on the walls. And in the deepest part of the house, there was Zhang Xiaopo.
There was a bed and a table and chair. The bed had a worn bedding, and there were pens and ink and something like a ledger on the table.
The dust on the ground, the roof covered with cobwebs, the tattered window paper, and the draft coming in and out through the tattered window paper. Everything made Xiao Shizhu frown involuntarily.
"Your residence." Ah Fu, who looked arrogant, said to Xiao Shizhu, who was still a little dazed: "The imperial guards in the palace come to borrow dogs for patrol every day, register them, clean the kennels, and distribute food to them. Put them out during the day
Let's have some fun in the courtyard, then put him back in the cage in the evening." After saying that, he turned around and left.
"Oh no, can anyone live in this place?" Xiao Shizhu asked anxiously.
"You bitch, why else do you want to live with a dog?" Ah Fu cursed when he walked to the door, spit on the ground, and snorted the keys to the courtyard door and the house.
He threw it behind him and walked away.
After picking up the key, Xiao Shizhu looked at Ah Fu's leaving figure, gritted his teeth, and secretly cursed in his heart: "Let's see, who is the dog?" Then he picked up the broom.
, start cleaning the place where you will live in the future.
Strange to say, when he was a human being in the human world, Xiao Shizhu was very popular with stray cats and dogs, and had never been bitten or scratched by these animals. Now in the underworld, it is still the same. In addition to barking a few times just now, the heavenly dogs
After Ah Fu left, they became quiet, lying in the cage and quietly watching Xiao Shizhu clean up. This convinced Xiao Shizhu that Ah Fu must be a ghost that even dogs disliked. Thinking of this, he felt a lot of anger in his heart.
Less turns into happiness.
After finally cleaning the house, it was already sunset. Xiao Shizhu, who was hungry and a little sore in the back, sat on a chair and stared at the tengu in a daze.
At this moment, the courtyard door was opened from the outside, and several Forbidden Army soldiers guarding the Ghost Motherland came in carrying buckets of unknown items. They came to stand behind the door, put the buckets on the ground, and
He left again without saying a word.
Xiao Shizhu stood up, walked to the buckets, looked at them, and swallowed with salivation.
Those buckets were full of leftovers, which seemed to be for the Tengu to eat. Even so, Xiao Shizhu, who was hungry and had his chest pressed against his back, stuck out his tongue and licked the corners of his mouth. And the Tengu smelled the fragrance of the food.
, barked again.
After a while, Xiao Shizhu sighed, got up and went to the wall behind the door to get a wooden spoon, lifted a wooden bucket, and said feebly to the heavenly dogs: "Don't make any noise, everyone is indispensable, and I won't let you eat if you make any more noises."
.You are noble tengu and you have to behave yourself, you know?" Then he put a big spoonful of dog food in each of their bowls.
After everything was done, Xiao Shizhu, who was tired and hungry, sat back on the chair again as he looked at the heavenly dogs enjoying their meal. He had an inexplicable urge to lick the dog food buckets in his heart. But in the end, he still
After some ideological struggle, he shook his head desperately and held it back. After sighing, he leaned down and put his chin on the table. There was only one word in his mind - hungry.
At this moment, the chair under his butt suddenly fell apart, probably because of its old age. Unexpectedly, Xiao Shizhu suddenly fell to the ground.
The pain suddenly caused him to gasp, rub his tailbone and groan. When he fell down just now, his chin bumped on the table, and now the more he breathed in the cold, the more painful it became.
This was a sad day for Xiao Shizhu after he came to the underworld. Fortunately, the sawdust scattered on the ground did not hit him, so he was lucky.
He punched the ground with his hands and slowly climbed up. Then he slowly turned around despite the pain in his butt and waist, looked at the sawdust on the ground behind him, shook his head and sighed.
Suddenly, with sharp eyes, he saw a square metal object under the sawdust. The exposed corner shone in the light of the oil lamp on the table behind him.
"What is this?" Driven by curiosity, he slowly bent down, peeled off the sawdust, picked up the metal object underneath and took a look in his hand.
I saw that this thing was one and a half feet long, half a foot wide, and its whole body was bright yellow, as if it were made of gold. From the appearance, it looked like a waist badge or something like that.
Xiao Shizhu looked around again, and saw that the edge of the sign was engraved with auspicious cloud patterns. The word "Secret Envoy" was engraved in the middle of one side, and the other side was engraved with a copper bell wrapped in flames.