Xiao Shizhu raised his head and laughed, then joked: "I would like to see if your expression is desperate or angry?".
The look of astonishment and confusion in the eyes of the man in black and Bodhi did not decrease but became heavier and heavier. When they heard the words, they turned their heads at the same time and looked at Xiao Shizhu who looked proud, and sparks of anger burst out from their eyes.
At this moment, four eyes full of hatred that wanted to cut Xiao Shizhu alive fell on Xiao Shizhu's face.
"Okay." Seeing that the man in black was still motionless and had no intention of taking off his mask, Xiao Shizhu could only pretend to sigh and said: "You are not convinced, are you? Then Master Xiao will give you this piece of shit.
Tell me some stories!".
"According to the records in "Ghost Mother Palace Chronicles", about six hundred years ago, not long after the war between the Ghost Mother Kingdom and the Ghost Kingdom subsided, the Ghost Mother went to the streets of Xiaoyushan City for a private visit and saw a man who was selling his daughter.
Father. At that time, the lost father claimed that his relatives died at the hands of the Ghost King's soldiers during the war, and that only he and his daughter survived. Now his family has been destroyed, and his fields are gone. He has nothing but
I can sell my daughter to let her live! I have to say, such a story of fatherly love is really touching." Xiao Shizhuzuo lowered his head and rubbed his eyes, sniffed sharply, then raised his head and continued to smile at them.
He said: "Then our big-breasted and brainless ghost mother sister believed this story to be true; she even felt that it was her regretful marriage that resulted in a poor life for the people. She was sorry for the two souls. Under the guilt and self-blame, she spent a lot of money.
The father and daughter were bought at a price. The girl became the maid of the ghost mother sister, and the man became her ghost slave. They were given food and clothing and wages. But the ghost mother sister is really big-breasted and brainless, and she has not realized it for hundreds of years.
It turns out that these two people deliberately approached me."
"Because the man is honest, cautious and hard-working, he was promoted to the new general manager of the outer court ten years ago after the old general manager of the outer court passed away." When Xiao Shizhu said this, he suddenly paused and looked with interest.
After sizing up the man in black for a while, he said, "Now I am very suspicious that the old manager of the outer court was killed by you, and not the sudden death recorded in "Ghost Mother Palace Chronicles"."
"You have been in the palace for a long time, but why are you starting to steal the umbrella now? There are two reasons. The first is that in the previous few hundred years, Bodhi was just an ordinary maid in the inner court, not a personal maid.
It is difficult to get close to the Ghost Mother. Secondly, you were not the head of the outer court at that time, so you had to live and eat with other ghost slaves, making it very inconvenient to move around. This is one of the reasons why the Ghost Mother has not been able to find out that you are spies in the past hundred years.
." Xiao Shizhu put away the smile on his face, looked at the man in black and said word by word: "What I said is right, Ah Fu!".
As soon as this statement came out, not only the man in black but Bodhi, and even the imperial guards around him were stunned, and an uproar broke out.
"I'm surprised why you didn't take off your mask. I knew it was you, right?" Xiao Shizhu felt a little sore from standing, so he motioned to the Imperial Army to bring him a chair, and then continued to speak calmly: "
In fact, I had doubts about you. You were too aggressive about the fact that I became a dog prisoner. In addition, after Wei He overheard your and Bodhi's conspiracy that day, I took advantage of my position and looked up "Ghost Mother".
Of course, I didn’t know it was you at that time, so I looked up Bodhi. But it was better not to check. Once I checked, I found a big surprise. Bodhi turned out to be your daughter, and then I naturally saw what I said earlier.
That story was written in "Ghost Mother Palace Chronicles"."
"After reading that story, I thought, what did Wei say that day? He couldn't tell who the man in the palace who met Bodhi was. If you and Bodhi are the same, he should be able to hear your voice; This question really gave me a headache for a few hours. Just when I was wondering if I had made a mistake, the figure of Ming Yichen suddenly appeared in my mind. I don't know why I thought of Ming Yichen. I could only It was God's will. I immediately thought that he could hold his throat and change his voice to make people think that he was a sissy. So what did Wei hear about the person who was conspiring with Bodhi? Was he afraid that there were ears across the wall during the conspiracy, and when he saw Bodhi? Why did he deliberately change his voice?" Xiao Shizhu sat down on the chair that the Forbidden Army brought for him, crossed his legs and shook them slightly, and said vividly: "After thinking about this, I started to let Li guess The two brothers Li Hao secretly spied on you. Although the harvest is not big, I also asked Yang Dingfeng to continue to pretend that he knew nothing and to continue to investigate a person with a very ugly voice. The main purpose was to confuse you and make you think that I am going in the wrong direction. , I feel complacent and relax my vigilance. As for you, Mr. Xiao, I like to be prepared with two hands, or even three hands and four hands. So when I took over this task, I asked people to check your stronghold outside the palace. People like you Lurkers, they all have contact points. After checking and checking among the palace people, you are the only one who has opened a spice shop outside the palace, and the business is not bad."
"The reason why we can find out so quickly is because your spice shop never pays taxes, and your shop assistant is also your contact person and blows his beard everywhere. There are people in his palace who don't have to pay taxes, and they are very proud. Okay, Facts tell us once again that it is best not to be too crazy if you are too crazy. There are 1,228 stalls in Xiaoyushan City, but your spice shop does not pay taxes. This is big news It immediately aroused my curiosity, so I inquired about it with the intention of gossiping, and found out that you opened the spice shop. I also went to your shop to buy spices, and I saw that the shop assistants were all tall and strong. , after clenching the fist, the surface of the fist is smooth and has no unevenness, obviously they are all martial arts practitioners. So the question is, who needs to open a shop outside the palace, and the waiters and waiters are all martial arts practitioners?" Xiao Shizhu said, asking His eyes swept over the people around him, and after a live interaction, he fell on Ah Fu's fierce eyes, and they made eye contact with him.
"I know!" Without waiting for anyone else to answer, Li Hao shouted and returned confidently: "An artist who wants to make money by doing tricks!".
Xiao Shizhu sighed slightly when he heard this, frowned and said in a helpless tone: "Are you a pig? Of course you are a person who wants to do bad things. Why don't you just open a juggling stall?". The Imperial Guards around him burst into laughter at Li Hao.
Li Hao smiled awkwardly, stretched out his hand to scratch his head, and asked in a puzzled tone: "So, sir, you left the palace a few days ago just to check this? But when we saw you coming back, you smelled of alcohol. I thought you were".
"Of course!" Before he could finish speaking, Xiao Shizhu scratched his nose with his right index finger and said angrily: "Otherwise, what do you think I was going to do? Visit a brothel or go to a tavern?"
"You are actually the boss behind this spice shop. I thought that you must be the one who conspired with Bodhi, so many things that I couldn't understand and couldn't explain before suddenly became clear to me. I immediately asked After asking the ghost mother about the previous dog prisoner named Tianwang, I came to a conclusion." Then Xiao Shizhu put away his smile, a serious look suddenly appeared on his face, and continued to say to Ah Fu slowly: "You Entering the palace with Bodhi, you were unable to approach the Ghost Mother. Although you were able to approach the Ghost Mother later, the Soul-Happy Umbrella and the Ghost Mother were inseparable every day. Naturally, you couldn't get the umbrella. So in desperation, you reported to your real master, the Ghost King. , the Ghost King sent a secret envoy named Tianwang to assist you. And this secret envoy was placed by you as a humble dog prisoner in the Tengu Garden where almost no one visited. Your plan was to have this dog prisoner break into the inner court at night and steal the treasure. Umbrella, after all, if an outsider does this, you can lurk better. According to the conversation I just heard between the two of you, your ambitions are not small; it is not enough to take the umbrella, and you also want to conquer the Ghost Motherland. In this way Come, let the King die and take the blame. You will not be easily exposed. You can continue to lurk and deliver all the decisions in the palace as soon as the war breaks out. All of this was going very smoothly, but I didn’t expect that at this moment After the war, the secret envoys sent by the Ghost Mother to lurk in the Ghost Kingdom also found out that there were secret envoys from the enemy countries in the Ghost Kingdom and were lurking in the palace, so the Ghost Mother planned to start tracking down the traitors. In panic, Bodhi sent I’ll tell you this. Fortunately, the Ghost Mother’s emissary didn’t find out your details, so after thinking about it, you came up with a plan to let the emissary die to clear your name.”
"Honestly, this move is too clever." Xiao Shizhu gave Ah Fu a thumbs up, nodded and praised Ah Fu: "But this secret envoy cannot be completely exposed, so you plan to let him pretend to assassinate the ghost mother.
In this way, if you succeed, you can take the umbrella and leave. Once the Ghost Mother dies, the country will be leaderless, so that you can conquer the Ghost Mother Kingdom more smoothly. If it fails, it doesn't matter, then you can use the death of the King of Heaven to divert the Ghost Mother's attack on you.
With the attention of the king, the death of the king will not only make the ghost mother think that the emissary is dead, but also assassinate him to cover up the true purpose. This strategy is sure to make a profit."
"It's just that by calculation, you didn't expect that in order not to reveal his identity, the King of Heaven didn't dare to take this hot potato with him, his emissary order, and naturally he didn't dare to give it to you. He chose to hide the brand, but he forgot to tell
Where are you hiding? When the King of Heaven died, you suddenly remembered this question. When you wanted to go to Tengu Garden to look for the brand, the place had been taken over by the imperial army. This is why the dog food for the dogs is still
The reason why the Forbidden Army is delivering goods. And with the Forbidden Army guarding you, you can only sneak into the garden quietly at night, so the Tengu will always bark when they see you, just like they see a thief."
"The Tengu's cry alerted the Imperial Guards, and you had to escape quietly. Later, you did not dare to head to Tengu Garden rashly. Fortunately, the Imperial Guards did not search the Tengu Garden carefully, and the token has not been found yet.
.So when you saw hope, you immediately thought of another way, which was to send another subordinate into the palace, so Ming Yichen came; but you didn't expect that I would disrupt the situation!" Xiao Shizhu picked his nose again when he said this.
Later, he pretended to be pitiful and said to Ah Fu: "I swear, I really didn't mean to disrupt the situation. I didn't know about these things at that time. You have to believe me, it's really true."
Sister Ghost Mother sent me to Tengu Garden out of anger."
"You were also panicked when you learned that I was assigned to Tengu Garden. You thought about killing me to silence me, but I didn't come into contact with many people. As soon as I died, you got burned. So you and Ming Yichen started singing
He has a red face and a white face. He greets me with a smile, but in fact he is trying to get closer to Tengu Garden. You sarcastically say something sarcastic when you see me, to show that Ming Yichen is more loyal than you, making it easier for him to become my friend, so that he can
You can enter and leave Tengu Garden anytime and anywhere." After sneering, Xiao Shizhu said proudly: "But I have a bad habit that I can't change from the human world to the underworld; that is loyalty.
, you are placed with my beautiful ghost mother, of course I will choose to help her without even thinking about it."
"The above statements are all the causes and consequences of my reasoning." Xiao Shizhu looked at Bodhi, then at Ah Fu, made a gesture of invitation, and said, "Do you two have anything else to add?"