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[044] vanishing cream

At this time, Xiao Shizhu's eyes and face no longer had the usual informality of laughing and joking, nor did they have the usual shameless smooth expression, but only seriousness and seriousness. All this was seen by the ghost mother, but the little deer in her chest was inexplicably bumping.

The red cloud gradually climbed up to her cheeks.

After Xiao Shizhu finished speaking for a long time, she was still silent and kept asking herself: "What's wrong with me?". At the same time, Xiao Shizhu suddenly appeared tall and majestic in her eyes, no longer so wretched and short.

As a servant of the gods, she was created by the ancient gods, and she has always been instilled with the idea of ​​​​preserving the laws of nature and destroying all desires. When the ancient gods were still there, she was ordered around all day long, with no dignity at all. Later, she went to the north

After Emperor Yinfengdu used her to eliminate other ancient gods, he did not comment on her merits

It was just a reward, but she always had a grudge against her and was on guard against her. After thoroughly seeing through the selfish and condescending Emperor Fengdu, she was heartbroken and voluntarily went to Shuoyue Island to be a little girl.

Princes and kings stay away from disputes over power.

She thought that her life would always be so dull, but she never thought that a ghost king came five hundred years ago. After her former friends confided their love to her over and over again, she decided to put to hell the theory of "preserving nature and destroying all desires"

Well, I gave my heart to this heartless man; but what I got was a relationship that ended because of fraud before it even started.

From that moment on, she knew that no ghost had ever been willing to selflessly dedicate herself to her, so she gave up completely. She even felt that the love that the human soul said was indeed a terrible disease, just as the evil gods said.

No soul should suffer from this incurable disease.

It wasn't until Xiao Shizhu came, until this young human soul took the initiative to eliminate hidden dangers for her, and until today he solemnly said these words to her that didn't look like a lie and were full of sincerity.

My mother's heart, which had been as solid as a rock, began to soften a little again.

"Hello?" Seeing that she was lost in thought and didn't say anything, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, Xiao Shizhu leaned over, waved his hand in front of her eyes, and asked a little impatiently.

He said: "What are you thinking about? How about spring?".

"Oh." Only then did the ghost mother react. After learning that she had lost her composure, she quickly calmed down and asked in a low voice: "How many girls have you said that to?" At the same time, she played with the hair hanging down from her ears with her hands.

, shyness flashed across her face.

"What are you talking about?" Xiao Shizhu didn't react for a moment.

"Oh, that's it." The ghost mother stomped her feet anxiously, lowered her head slightly, rolled up the corners of her sleeves with her hands, looked embarrassed, and said softly with a slight stutter: "That, that, I am your star, the moon, etc.

"?" After saying this, her face turned even redder, and she felt hot from her neck to her ears.

"How could I have said it to other girls? Of course I only said it to you, and from now on I will only say it to you." Xiao Shizhu, who did not feel embarrassed, said this seriously and laughed loudly.

In fact, how could he not have said it to other girls? He can say it so smoothly because he has said such words to girls many times in the human world. This is nothing more than him lying to the ghost mother. It is precisely because he knows that he also

He lied, so he covered it up by laughing.

It's just that he said these things against his will before, just to have sex; but this time he said it sincerely.

But the arrogant and proud ghost mother who has lived in the palace for a long time cannot bear such shameless words of love.

"It's so ugly, where are the stars and the moon?" After hearing this, she raised her face with flying cheeks, glanced at Xiao Shizhu with her watery eyes, and then hurriedly lowered her head slightly.

Regardless of the reserved and charming way, he said: "You are not allowed to say it again in the future, you have to remember it.".

"Okay, then let's talk about the reward." Xiao Shizhu arrived with a smile. The smile looked so warm to the ghost mother, like the spring sun.

Xiao Shizhu, who possesses thousands of skills, is familiar with human nature and people's hearts. After coming to the underworld, he found that these thousands of skills are also useful for ghosts. Naturally, he also knows that to attract ghosts, he has to fly a kite like a human being, and to relax and release freely.

This is the kingly way. Although the purpose of the ghost mother's words is just to let him say love words a few times, but for women, whether they are female ghosts, you have to do it as much as possible to keep them fresh towards you.

Sure enough, the loss on the ghost mother's face disappeared in a flash, but Xiao Shizhu's figure was deeply imprinted in her heart from this moment on, and never disappeared again.

After a while, she quickly calmed down and returned to her previous arrogant demeanor. She raised her head and said slowly: "I want to take back your shit shoveling officer and let you be the commander of the Dongcheng Guard. Are you willing?".

"Yes, but if you want to expand the quota for me, I want to expand the army to 12,000." Seeing that she was in a good mood, Xiao Shizhu saw that her previous worries and nervousness had been coaxed away by him, so he struck the iron while the iron was hot and shamelessly opened the conditions: "

Naturally, you have to pay for the military pay, and I will take care of the weapons and equipment. Moreover, this army must be called the Xiao Family Army and be directly under my command; except for you and me, no one is allowed to mobilize without authorization."

This time, the ghost mother no longer thought that his big talk was an opportunity to enrich herself. Instead, she agreed without hesitation and said, "I will prepare an edict for the Ministry of War right now."

"There are also Yingzhao Lu Wu and Qin Yuan, who have been granted the title of Qianhu under my command, and Wu Zhiqi's death penalty has been pardoned. From now on, he will be under my control, and he will be able to perform meritorious service under my command." Xiao Shizhu did not even think about it.

, and blurted out: "I want his demon soldiers too. Even though his demon soldiers are unorganized and undisciplined, they are

He is also an expert in naval and infantry battles, so I have to make arrangements for him and his family members. In addition, the feathered army of extraordinary soldiers in this war will also be under my command, otherwise I will not be in command." From what he said.

Judging from the fact that it was so smooth, he must have thought about it in advance and was waiting for the ghost mother to ask him.

"It's all up to you." The Ghost Mother smiled sweetly and said, "But King Kong will continue to be your personal bodyguard." Although she was emotional, the Ghost Mother was still relatively calm and immediately sent her secret envoy over.

"Yes, King Kong is indeed a good bodyguard. By the way, I won't give up my reward and give it all to Qiu Shuang. Although she didn't do any real help in this battle, she did her best. No credit but hard work.

"Xiao Shizhu said and turned around, facing away from the ghost mother.

After making a gesture of bye, he slowly walked out of the house and continued to say: "For the other sergeants, the wounded will be raised and the dead will be buried. No less, or I will worry about you!" After saying this, he looked up to the sky and laughed.

; Still laughing and joking, going his own way, arrogant and arrogant.

Looking at his back, the ghost mother's face was like a peach blossom. She was not as disgusted as before, but was once again moved by this man's soul.

After leaving the house, Xiao Shizhu found Ruochen in the garden and took Wu Xiaohui out of the inner courtyard. When they arrived at the palace gate, they saw Wu Zhiqi looking anxious and pacing back and forth at a loss. The other party saw him.

After Xiao Hui and Xiao Hui came out safely, their hearts dropped and they stopped pacing.

Xiao Shizhu deliberately pretended to be embarrassed. After walking to him and standing in front of him, he said in a slightly regretful tone: "Wu Zhiqi, I tried my best, but she is the ghost mother." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly paused.

, then sighed, stretched out his hand to take Wu Zhiqi's furry hands, held them tightly and shook his head.

Looking at his demeanor and listening to his tone, it was as if Wu Zhiqi had been sentenced to a suspended death sentence.

"Ah?" Wu Zhiqi's heart suddenly tightened again, and a layer of sweat suddenly appeared on his head. He asked tremblingly: "General, is it because the ghost mother refuses to let me go?".

"Actually." Xiao Shizhu suddenly smiled when he said this, and then said: "She didn't hold you accountable at all, and even asked you to serve under my command and perform meritorious service." After saying this, he looked at Wu Zhiqi's stunned expression that had not yet recovered.

He looked dumbfounded and burst into laughter.

After a moment, Wu Zhiqi came to his senses and said angrily: "General, you lied to me!" After saying that, driven by instinct, he pushed Xiao Shizhu. With just a light palm, Xiao Shizhu was pushed away.

He leaned back and fell to the ground.

This frightened Wu Zhiqi, and his anger instantly turned into worry and nervousness. He hurriedly helped Bu Zhiqi up with him. Xiao Shizhu disagreed, and after patting the dust on his body, he said repeatedly: "No

It’s not in the way.” Then he looked at Wu Zhiqi’s still somewhat frightened expression and laughed again.

Wu Zhiqi also smiled silly and raised his hand to scratch his head. Xiao Shizhu felt a little more friendly to him.

After several souls laughed and laughed for a while, they left the palace and headed to the Huaishu Bar. On the way, Xiao Shizhu explained to them in detail the ghost mother's decision and his determination to fight against the Mo family.

When they arrived at Huaishu Bar, they opened the door and Ying'er ran out. When he saw Yingzhao, he hugged Yingzhao regardless of the outsiders around him and said with tears in his eyes: "You are back, you are back."

"I thought you didn't want me anymore?" After saying that, he let go of Yingzhao and hit the other person's chest with his hand.

Yingzhao had no choice but to hold her so that she could not hit him and at the same time calm down better.

"Shameless, show affection in the street." Xiao Shizhu rolled his eyes at them, then walked towards the store, and continued to say to Yingzhao and his wife: "Be careful about showing affection, we will break up quickly!". These are the words he said on the Internet.

Although Yingzhao and his wife didn't quite understand it, Ying'er still knew what it meant. Hearing this, he blushed and hurriedly broke away from Yingzhao's arms.

After a while, Ying'er made a lot of delicious food to entertain them.

"Starting from today, I will work hard to make the Ghost Mother Country bigger and stronger, and at the same time, make myself the best brother in the underworld, above all ghosts. Look at Mo Di or other vassal states, how dare they underestimate our Ghost Mother Country

No?" After a few sips of wine, Xiao Shizhu blushed and shouted: "You are no longer allowed to call me eldest brother, you must call me first brother.".

"Okay, big brother." Yingzhao and Lu Wu responded in unison.

"Call Brother Yi!" Xiao Shizhu pouted, feeling a little helpless.

"Okay, brother." After Yingzhao and Lu Wu looked at each other and smiled, Yingzhao also took advantage of the alcohol and looked at Xiao Shizhu with a bad smile and said without hesitation: "Then if you catch the ghost mother, you will become

This country’s master’s uncle is no longer the first brother.”

"Why?" Xiao Shizhu was a little confused as the wine covered his face.

"At night, you have to listen to my sister-in-law." Yingzhao ignored Ying'er's slapping and winked at him with a smile: "Otherwise the ghost mother will have to kick you out of bed." Just after he finished speaking, the other demons

Hun Ye burst out laughing. Lu Wu also echoed: "I don't know, eldest brother, no, first brother, is he a henpecked master?".

"Do I look like that?" Xiao Shizhu also laughed loudly, stood up, patted his chest, raised his wine bowl to them, and said loudly: "The only reason for her disobedience is to kick her out of bed!".

When several demon souls heard this, they laughed again. After laughing and joking for a while, Lu Wu suddenly put away his smile and said: "Brother 1, what should we use to recruit soldiers now? Do you still have money?"

.

Xiao Shizhu shook his head when he heard this and said: "There isn't much left. I did a rough calculation and found that at least 200,000 taels would be enough."

"Then why don't you ask your sister-in-law for recruitment money?" Lu Wu shouted again and said, "Wu Zhiqi contributed so much treasure this time, isn't 200,000 taels of silver just a drop in the bucket?".

"There will be many places in this country that need money in the future. Don't make things difficult for a female ghost like her with this small amount of money; we will figure out the money matters ourselves." Xiao Shizhu patted the table, looked around at the demon souls and said happily: "I

Regardless of whether you are cheating or selling your ass, get me 50,000 taels of silver within a month, as long as it doesn't violate the "Law of the Underworld" and the "Law of the Ghost Mother Country". I will figure out a way for the remaining 150,000.

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