After hearing this, Wu Zhiqi, Yu Rong, and the hundreds of households nodded slightly after a little thought, agreeing with his statement.
"Let me give you an example." Xiao Shizhu touched the hair on Tian Kuixing's neck with one hand, raised his index finger with the other hand, and said, "For example, you are fighting with Lao Wang next door or Ergoudan,
After a fierce fight, you knocked him down, but he was dissatisfied. You also know that he always thought about when he would slander you, or find a few friends to kill you with him, or
He wants to report to an official and ask you to get beaten with a slap; what should I do at this time?" At this point, his eyes quickly swept across his subordinates' faces.
"It's actually easy to do." Seeing that the hundreds of households were so sensible that they didn't say anything, Xiao Shizhu spoke again, clenched his right fist and said indignantly: "That's whether he lies down or not, go up and beat him up again
. Until you beat him and you will tremble instinctively when you see you."
"Hahaha." This example is vivid and makes the households laugh.
"What we have to do now is to beat him up the Tianhun Army once before retreating. But fighting to the death is definitely not possible, so I will send a feather man to sea to contact our reinforcements tonight. King Kong should be able to arrive tomorrow night.
During the waiting period, we first took advantage of the condescending terrain and beat him up the Heavenly Soul Army, which was raised by the bitch, and we will retreat when the King Kong comes." Xiao Shizhu also smiled, then put away his smile and looked around his subordinates.
, said righteously: "I don't care how you fight with your soldiers or what weapons you use, you just go to your mouth and bite your ears or something. But you have to guarantee me that when they come up, you can't
Make the enemy feel comfortable at all. Even if you urinate, you have to pee onto his Tianhun Army's head."
"At a while, you will take people to cut down all the trees within twenty feet of the front line. The wood will be brought up. First, we will open up the shooting range, and second, we can use these big trees to give the enemy a rolling stone.
Wood or something." After the hundreds of households laughed again, Xiao Shizhu continued: "When the reinforcements come together, we will retreat from the cliff."
"Yes!" All the households stood up together under the leadership of Wu Zhiqi and Yu Rong, bowed to Xiao Shizhu.
"Yu Rong, how much hot oil do we have?" After the hundred households left, Xiao Shizhu put away his laughter and asked.
"There are five barrels of people who are carrying with the army." Yu Rong calculated secretly in his heart and said, "There are fifteen barrels buried here in advance, which is only twenty barrels in total."
"Save them all, don't use them anymore." Xiao Shizhu said without hesitation: "Save them until we retreat, and use them to cut off the back."
"Yes!" Yu Rong quickly replied.
Then, Xiao Shizhu asked again: "I asked you to grab the pepper noodles, pepper powder and other things you snatched when you passed by the village, right?"
"It's not lost." Yu Rong and Wu Zhiqi responded in unison, then looked at Xiao Shizhu with confusion and asked together: "General, aren't you hungry?"
"Why am I hungry?" Xiao Shizhu cursed unhappily, looked at Wu Zhiqi and asked, "I'll ask you, if someone throws something into your face and you hold a knife in your hand, then your
What is your first reaction?”.
"Stack that thing with one knife." Wu Zhiqi said blankly without hesitation.
"Isn't that enough, no soldier's reaction is avoided. I asked you to put these pepper powders and chili powder into the grain bag and seal it. When the Tianhun Army comes up, throw the grain bag at them." Xiao
Shizhu slapped his hand and said, "When they see it, they will definitely use weapons to chop the grain bag. When the bag is broken, will the pepper powder spread out and fly with the wind?"
Wu Zhiqi, who suddenly realized, dragged the long voice and said with a smile: "Then they were choked and sneezing!"
"Yes, this is called a biological weapon." Xiao Shizhu also smiled and narrowed his eyes and said extremely: "When the time comes, they will only sneeze, and you can deal with them well."
But the long-awaited counterattack did not come true. The Tianhun Army was only besieged throughout the evening and at night, and did not launch an attack.
The enemy's failure to come was exactly what Xiao Shizhu wanted, so that he could better implement Plan B. As soon as the first half of the night ended, he sent dozens of monkey demon soldiers who were good at disguising and sneaking, and carried them from various towns a few days ago.
The laxatives snatched from the pharmacy took advantage of the night and the protection of high trees and dense forests in the mountains to bypass the mountain road, followed the cliff, and then quietly sneaked towards the enemy camp.
It may be that the Tianhun Army believed that they had the advantage in numbers and relaxed their vigilance; it may be that they thought that they could surround Xiao Shizhu and starve to death and thirst, so they focused on guarding each other on the way down the mountain.
The guards in the military camp were very weak, so that the demon monkey soldiers who were close to the enemy camp could easily avoid the guards and patrols as long as they were careful, and put these laxatives on the buckets on the water supply trucks that the enemy pulled water.
Behind the inside, I quietly touched it back.
Who would have expected that Xiao Shizhu could make such shameless and despicable actions as a drug for victory, and acted without the style of a general, but was more like a rogue in the market. Therefore, his plan was never noticed by the enemy.
Fortunately, he was afraid that the poison would be too bitter and the enemy would drink it, which made the plan poor, so he did not consider using the poison, otherwise he would have been poisoned.
Early the next morning, the Tianhun Army began to have breakfast slowly and prepared to entertain Xiao Shizhu after breakfast.
Unexpectedly, after breakfast, they felt that their mouths were dry, so they went to the water supply truck to drink water. It didn't matter if they didn't drink it, but less than a quarter of an hour after drinking it, many soldiers began to vomit and have diarrhea.
The same was true for the soldiers who did not drink water, because they drank the hot soup from breakfast. Most of the soups for breakfast were boiled in water with laxatives.
For a moment, half of the enemy was exhausted, and when his feet came with a feeling of weakness all over his body, they began to become weak. Not to mention fighting, they couldn't even hold the swords and guns in their hands.
Seeing this, A Pang and Grandma immediately knew that it was Xiao Shizhu's fault. The battle over several days made them deeply realize that Xiao Shizhu is not just cunning, but must be described as shameless.
Various strange tricks are emerging one after another. There is nothing he can't do, only something you can't imagine. For example, drinking water is a good example.
Abang and Grandma have lived in the underworld for thousands of years, fought hundreds of battles in all sizes, and have seen night attack tactics, assassinated the main generals in the dark, and burned food and grass, but who knows that Xiao Shizhuyi
If you don’t go for the soldiers, you don’t look at the commander, and if you don’t aim for food and grass, you just want to drink water?
But Xiao Shizhu did what you could not imagine; because he knew that the number of Xiao's army was not as large as that of the Tianhun Army. Now the night attack was re-engineering, and there was no big effect. The Tianhun Army had good combat power and combat quality, so he killed the head coach.
They may not be able to make a mess, and the generals are surrounded by personal soldiers. This plan is too risky and should not be implemented. Jing Ke's assassination of Qin is a good negative teaching material, reminding him at any time Xiao Shizhu should not do this loss-making business.
It is even more nonsense to burn food and grass. This is not a movie or a TV series, and the Tianhun Army is on its own territory. What is the loss of food and grass when fighting at home? It was transported in a few days.
Like not burning, there is no essential difference at all. Moreover, the firelight can easily expose the soldiers he sent, and he never does anything that is not worth the effort.
But laxatives are different. They can be quietly released when putting on, and the plan will not be exposed immediately after the injection. As long as the enemy drinks water, they will definitely have 100% diarrhea and their combat effectiveness can drop sharply in an instant. Therefore, Xiao Shizhu chose laxatives.
, and made the Tianhun Army a diarrhea army.
A Pang was so angry that he stared at him, and his anger ejaculated in his heart like a tide, washing his body over and over again. He immediately organized the soldiers who had not had time to have breakfast and handed over the siege to other defenders.
, personally led the team to launch a strong attack towards the top of the mountain.
But without breakfast, the soldiers were hungry and their combat effectiveness was greatly reduced. In addition, the mountains were high and narrow roads, each road was only about half a foot wide, which was the advantage of the Tianhun Army to siege the Xiao family army and the advantage of the Xiao family army to resist the enemy.
The Xiao family army set up the tiger squat cannons in a hurry and started shelling the Tianhun Army after calibration. This maneuverable and flexible high-arc ballistic smoothbore cannon is suitable for mountain combat. At this time, the condescending artillery fired almost all
It's a perfect shot.
Fireballs like fireballs fell straight from the enemy's heads like dead stars. Once a shot landed, a violent explosion also followed, and small leads or stones with fire burst into flames with sparks.
The Tianhun Army who were advancing on the narrow road caused heavy casualties, and neither were alive nor were they.
Occasionally, dozens of enemy troops survived the shelling. They rushed to the top of the mountain and encountered countless flying bullets, resulting in a tragedy of being shot to death.
In less than a cup of tea, the vanguard troops of the Tianhun Army were all destroyed, and thick smoke and screams could be seen everywhere on the narrow road to the top of the mountain.
After seeing that the shells fired by the tiger squatting cannon were mostly small lead or small stones, A Ping immediately transferred the shield soldiers to form a square formation, and let the shield handle the shields help the surroundings and fronts and backs, and the back of the head, facing the back of the head.
The top of the mountain sets on again.
Only then did he barely resist the artillery fire of the Xiao family army.
But when they arrived at the open ground in front of the top of the mountain and were ordered by Xiao Shizhu to cut off all the trees, they just opened their shields and prepared to charge, and saw ten tiger squat cannons set up on the left and right wing positions of the Xiao family army firing at them.
This time, the Xiao family army was filled with flowering bullets. This explosive projectile made by Lai Yueqi was shaped like a pomegranate, the size of a bowl; it had a round iron shell on the outside, contained gunpowder, five taels of arsenic and sulfur, and poison. Because it exploded
When shrapnel burst into pieces, it was named as if a flower was blooming.
The projectile landed, and the iron shell fragments with fire were scattered and shot out, killing the enemy. The dead were covered in blood and flesh and blood, and their limbs were incomplete. Because most evil ghosts were human souls, their bodies gradually turned into dust. The ones who were not killed were not killed.
The Tianhun Army was also half killed by the poison emitted from the projectile.
Before they could recover, the Xiao family army raised the three-eyed gun, Thunder gun and Five Thunder God Machine in their hands again, and shot at them, killing the Tianhun soldiers.
A Pang watched the soldiers beside him fall down one by one, so he was so angry that he gritted his teeth and his hands trembled slightly.
Suddenly, he saw a familiar figure standing on the front line to command the shelling. The man's soul was like a jade tree, the tall nose on the jade face had long eyebrows like willows on both sides, and under his eyebrows were bright eyes like stars. He was wearing a set of mountains.
Wen Jia, holding a strange long sword. The sword body is slightly curved and looks like a crescent moon; the hilt of the sword is very long, and the nine dragons are engraved on it, which is the Moon Destroying Sword.
And who would be the soul of the human holding the sword be if it weren’t Xiao Shizhu?
Based on the principle of capturing the king first, A Bang made a sprint regardless of the rain of bullets and bullets, and suddenly jumped up, instantly more than one meter away from the ground. Then he stretched out his arms and drew an arc in the air, like a geese spreading its wings.
, over the frontier position from the head of the Xiao family army, and rushed towards Xiao Shizhu.
When he came to Xiao Shizhu's head, he raised the long blade of the Mo knife in his hand without hesitation and slashed hard at Xiao Shizhu's head.
Before, Xiao Shizhu focused on command. When he noticed Abang's bullhead, the opponent's blade was only two or three feet away from his head. The soldiers around him were busy fighting, and no one could react.
.
Xiao Shizhu, who looked up, looked at Abang, and he saw the anger in the other person's eyes, while Abang saw the calmness and fearlessness in Xiao Shizhu's eyes.
Seeing that Xiao Shizhu could not avoid it, a black shadow suddenly popped out from his side in a flash. The black shadow was as fast as lightning, and he rushed towards Xiao Shizhu without hesitation, and suddenly pushed his head against his side, causing his body to swell.
He flew half a foot away from the side, avoiding the dangerous knife.
When the cold blade brushed against the sole of Xiao Shizhu's shoes, the black shadow fell to where Xiao Shizhu was standing. The cold sword light enveloped the black shadow, and when the black shadow couldn't dodge, he raised his chest.
He raised his proud head and met the blade.
A flash of cold light, the falling Mo Dao split the black shadow into two pieces.
"Tiankuixing!" He got up from the ground and saw clearly that the black shadow as fast as lightning was Xiao Shizhu, who was behind Tiangou, opened his mouth and roared heartbrokenly.