"Perhaps, Liu Mingzhi has changed, and Liu Mingzhi himself doesn't know whether Liu Mingzhi has changed, or Liu Mingzhi has changed, and Liu Mingzhi has also changed."
Wenren Yunshu looked at Mr. Liu blankly, wondering what on earth he was talking about.
"If you are in the fog and don't know what to say, you can't speak properly. You have to act like a monk or Taoist priest and say some proverbs that ordinary people can't understand."
"It's not that I'm pretending to be profound, but I'm afraid you won't believe me when I say it. Sometimes the truth will be taken as a joke."
"A sane person can also be regarded as crazy"
"You stinking monk, stop here, you dare to peek at me taking a shower. No wonder you haven't shaved your head of worry. It turns out it's six impure roots. Stop here, I have to drag you to see an official. Which temple are you from?"
The stinky bald ass!”
"Immeasurable Amitabha, please stop chasing the female donor. The poor monk really didn't mean to peek at your bath. I was traveling around the world and happened to pass by the female donor's house. I never thought that the female donor did not close the window and the poor monk accidentally watched you.
Take a look!"
"But the poor monk is an outsider. In the eyes of the poor monk, all beauties are nothing more than pink skulls. Why pursue the benefactor who is the pink skull female?"
"Bah, you stinky monk, you are quite good at making excuses. Stop with me and go see the official."
Young Master Liu heard a familiar voice in his ears, and then a familiar figure came into view.
He was wearing a windy cassock outside the shabby Taoist robe, holding a messy fly whisk in his hand, and his hair was as scrawled as a chicken coop, but he was so long that he had a childlike appearance and a good look.
With such a charming image, even under the bright sun, it can't hide its radiance. There is no one else except Li Buyi, the best god in the world.
At this moment, the old magic stick is running wantonly along the Qinhuai River in a panic. The beard blowing in the breeze is his proud indulgence and unruly youth.
Seeing this, Liu Dashan remembered the dream that day, and hurriedly got off his horse and walked towards Li Buyi: "Old Shengunxian, long time no see, how is everything?"
Li Buyi was looking back frequently at the woman chasing him, a runner with mysterious and unruly steps, when he heard a familiar voice asking a question from him, and subconsciously replied.
"You are so kind to me. Are you blind? Does this poor monk look good? Why do you have no eyesight? Is it you?"
Li Buyi braked suddenly and stopped in front of Young Master Liu. He looked at Young Master Liu in surprise, who was smiling at him: "Why are you also in Jiangnan?"
"Junior has some chores to do."
"Run, you stinky monk, are you going to run again?"
"Hey, the female donor, please let go of the poor monk's hair, otherwise the poor monk will be rude."
A good-looking woman in her thirties pinched Li Buyi's waist with one hand and pulled Li Buyi's snow-white hair with the other. She breathed lightly and stared at Li Buyi with deep eyebrows: "Let go of you, you want to be beautiful, peek."
If you dare to run away while I'm taking a shower, I'll have to drag you to see the official."
"You're still rude to me, why don't you try it!"
"Female donor, the poor monk really didn't mean it. At worst, wouldn't it be great if the poor monk took off his clothes and let you see him? What do you think?"
"Bah, you are such a shameless person. Not only do you have no repentance, but you also dare to molest me. Even though I am a widow and have no man to back me, I am not someone to be bullied."
Mr. Liu looked at the chattering Li Buyi with a strange look on his face. The two men walked forward and looked at the woman with a faint smile: "Sister-in-law, how about I lend a step and say hello?"
The woman looked at the sudden appearance of Young Master Liu cautiously: "Who are you? Why should I lend you a step to talk to you?"
Young Master Liu chuckled and looked at Li Buyi who had his hair pulled and looked helpless: "This Taoist master is a friend of mine. I just saw that this friend seems to have some misunderstandings with my sister-in-law. I would like to ask my sister-in-law to lend me a step to speak."
, I must give my sister-in-law a satisfactory explanation."
"how?"
"Are you really this stinky monk's friend?"
"Guaranteed replacement if fake!"
The woman looked at Young Master Liu suspiciously, thought for a moment and finally nodded: "Okay, I see that you are dressed as a scholar, so I will give you a face. Where can I tell you?"
"Sister-in-law, please come this way."
The woman hesitantly let go of Li Buyi's hair and followed Mr. Liu not far away.
Mr. and Mrs. Zhan Chagong secretly stuffed a banknote and glared at Li Buyi: "Young master, when you make friends in the future, you must look at people clearly. Don't just mistake them for all your friends. Be careful not to bring you trouble."
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"Yes, yes, my sister-in-law said yes, I must keep it in mind."
"Since the young master understands in his heart, my sister-in-law will not say more. We will meet again if we are destined."
Young Master Liu looked at the woman's retreating figure and shook his head helplessly: "It's rare to see such a strong woman in Jiangnan."
"This is not toughness but self-protection. There are many disputes in front of the widow. If she looks weak, she will inevitably be bullied by some ruffians."
"She accepted your banknotes to settle the matter, not because she didn't want to drag this poor Taoist to see the official, but because you were gorgeously dressed and had a good temperament. You looked very human at first glance. She knew that continuing to entangle would be detrimental to a woman of her own. So she sized up the situation.
She is a wonderful woman with a thoughtful mind."
Li Buyi didn't know when he stood next to Mr. Liu, looked at the woman's back with a serious expression and said softly.
Mr. Liu was stunned for a moment, looked at the woman's back thoughtfully, and nodded gently to Li Buyi: "Listening to your words is worth ten years of reading. My senior is really a hermit and an expert. I have learned from you!"
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"Hey, it's not worth mentioning. It's just a few more years of experience. It's nothing."
"Senior, did you really peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath?"
"How is it possible? It's really just a misunderstanding. In addition to peeking at the nun and the poor Taoist with a childlike face and fluttering clothes, as if he had been banished to the world, how could Li Buyi, the number one god in the world, do that?
things."
"whispering sound"
Young Master Liu secretly spat, although Li Buyi's face was not 100% as good as his own, at least it was about 39%.
If you are shameless, you are too shameless, or you don't even know what shame is.
"What the old immortal said is that the old immortal is a hermit. How could he do something like peeking at a woman bathing? Only a crazy beast can do such a thing. Such a person should be beaten from heaven.
Five thunders struck, and the Nine Netherworlds under the soul will never be reincarnated."
Young Master Liu looked at Li Buyi narrowly and cursed extremely viciously. As for the fact that he had secretly watched Qi Ya bathing, Young Master Liu had completely ignored it.
How can it be called peeking between husband and wife? That's called fun.
Li Buyi's mouth and eyes twitched as he looked at Young Master Liu, but in the end he didn't say anything, silently stroking the fly whisk in his hand and mentally greeting Young Master Liu's eighteen generations of ancestors.
The old Taoist has been in the world for more than a hundred years, and he has never seen anything like playing, playing, and singing. This is the first time he has encountered such a sinister thing.
Even if you don’t tell everything, you can still be friends when we meet.
"Isn't Young Master Liu guarding the border? Why did he come back to Jiangnan?"
"Didn't the old immortal travel around the world? Last time we left in Jiangnan, why are you still in Jiangnan now?"
Li Buyi looked at Young Master Liu with a complex expression, scanning the beautiful scenery of the Qinhuai River and narrowing his eyes, emitting a sharp and terrifying light.
Li Buyi waved the fly whisk lightly and started talking.
Naturally, the land of Longxing in the future will have to be carefully scrutinized to see if our Taoist family can contaminate the luck of heaven and earth.
"There are so many beautiful scenery in the south of the Yangtze River that I would never forget to leave!"