"But you are the eldest son of the Liu family. If you are caught by others, it will be a big deal."
"Stop it, you just stole a few peaches. We just taste them for others first. If they don't taste sweet and sell them to others, wouldn't they be cheating others? We are here to protect the rights and interests of buyers."
Wei Liying'er must have been unable to convince Liu Mingzhi, and nodded awkwardly: "But Master, how can you go up this wall when it's so high?"
Liu Mingzhi looked at the two-meter-high wall and thought about a solution.
"Ying'er, why don't you step on me, and I'll ask you to go up."
Ying'er immediately shook her head: "Ying'er is scared, it's too high, and Ying'er doesn't dare to step on the young master. I want the young master to step on Ying'er. I'll ask you to go up."
After looking up and down Ying'er's smaller body, Liu Mingzhi gave up the idea. According to the analysis from the perspective of physics, it is okay to lie on Ying'er. The bearing area is large and there are strong support points. It is not a big problem. It is estimated that it will be stepped on.
He had to push her to the ground: "It's wrong, it's wrong, try another way."
Ying'er looked at the empty streets around her in confusion. There were usually few people passing by in the back streets: "This street is bare, there is nothing, so forget it."
"Wait a minute, Master, let's think about it." Liu Mingzhi bit his finger and began to think about how the Nine Styles Sword Song that the old man gave him was recorded, like this, like that, and then like this.
Use force.
"Ah, Master, you"
"Fuck." Liu Mingzhi looked at Ying'er, who was looking up at him on the ground with trembling legs, and suddenly lay down on the wall and hugged the wall tightly: "You're coming up now?"
After calming down his turbulent heart, Liu Mingzhi breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you for the mental method you taught me day and night on the mountain. It actually works."
"Master, are you okay?" Ying'er looked nervously at the worried look on the young master's face.
"It's okay, it's okay. I'm waiting to pick up the peaches. Pocket them in your clothes and don't break them, otherwise they won't taste good."
"Oh, Master, be careful." Ying'er carefully looked at the people on the street, as frightened as a little thief.
Liu Mingzhi took a look at the hundreds of dense peach trees in the backyard and the bright red and huge peaches hanging on the trees. Liu Mingzhi swallowed his saliva: "The ground is very fat. No wonder the peaches grow so well, and the fruity fragrance is overflowing."
"Hey, this backyard looks familiar, and this pavilion seems familiar." Could it be that the ancients had the same aesthetics?
"Master, are you okay?"
"Don't worry, don't worry, it'll be fine soon."
There were several bright red peaches within easy reach beside the wall. Liu Mingzhi did not dare to waste time, so he picked one without wiping it and put it in his mouth: "Well, it's sweet and juicy, so good."
Times, really good times.”
Well? Liu Mingzhi, who was chewing peaches, suddenly heard the sound of rushing water coming from the peach forest: "Well, pay attention, there is an artificial lake flowing, the land is fertile and water is abundant, it is not unreasonable for the peaches to be sweet."
After quickly picking a few peaches, Liu Mingzhi leaned forward and threw them to Ying'er. Liu Mingzhi was embarrassed. The few peaches closest to him while riding on the wall were all picked clean. Liu Mingzhi looked at the six or seven peaches on Ying'er's clothes and felt a little reluctant.
, there were so many little kids in the family, and not one person was enough to share. Liu Mingzhi gritted his teeth and slid down the fence, jumped directly inside the fence and started picking a large number of peaches: "Rich families definitely don't care about these few peaches, such good ones."
No one is guarding the Taolin."
Young Master Liu, who had already pocketed dozens of peaches on his clothes, stared blankly at an open space in the peach forest. A round wooden barrel was placed in the middle, and his bright white wrist held the wooden ladle and moved it from time to time.
Water was poured on the neck as white as jade, and the green hair hung naturally outside the wooden barrel. The white collarbone shone with brilliance. There was a snap, and the peach biting in the mouth fell: "It turns out that it is the sound of bathing, not lake water."
What a flowing sound!”
"Who?" The beautiful woman suddenly hugged her chest and heard a clear and sweet voice of surprise.
"No one, you heard wrong!"
Damn it, Young Master Liu really wants to slap himself. What the hell are you talking about? Isn’t there three hundred taels of silver in this place! Regardless of his worries, Liu Mingzhi turned around and ran away. Damn it, I just stole a few peaches to eat.
That's all, how come it has become like a lady taking a bath?
"This way, that way, like this, I will dance."
Huh? Liu Mingzhi looked at his body blankly, why was he still within the wall?
"I jump."
"I'll keep dancing."
"Dahei, Erhei, Xiaohei, come on." A clear female voice came, followed by several roars of Chinese pastoral dogs. Liu Mingzhi became even more anxious. There is no rabies vaccine in this era.
In a hurry, I didn't even care about taking the peach in my arms. I gave up condensing my breath, doing this and that, and finally my energy sank to my dantian, and I jumped.
Liu Mingzhi, who was standing on the wall, jumped off the wall without any hesitation and said with a look of disbelief on his face: "The young master is out."
"Is there too many peaches and overweight? So I can't jump up?"
"Woof woof woof"
When Liu Mingzhi heard the barking of the dog inside the wall, he didn't think too much and ran away with Ying'er. After being caught, the peach thief turned into a flower picker.
"Whore, I'm going to kill you."
Hearing the heart-rending shouts from behind, Liu Mingzhi shuddered and ran even more anxiously.
"Master, please slow down, Ying'er can't bear it anymore."
"If you keep patiently, it will be over soon."
"Master, Ying'er can't breathe anymore."
"It's better to die from exhaustion than to be bitten to death by a dog. If you hold on for a while, you'll be fine soon."
A moment later, the two of them were leaning against the wall, breathing heavily, with sweat pouring from their foreheads. Ying'er looked at the empty clothes with a sad face: "Master, all the peaches are gone."
Liu Mingzhi waved his hand: "If it's gone, it's gone. It's just peaches. Let's grow them ourselves. It's too scary."
"Master, what are you planning on?"
Liu Mingzhi's face turned bitter: "It's just for excitement, but this is too exciting. Young Master, I just wanted to throw in a peach and eat it. Who would have thought that someone was bathing in the peach forest?"
"Master, what are you talking about?"
"Don't mention it, don't mention it anymore. You are covered in sweat. Go home and take a shower. Don't mention the word "bath", it will stimulate your heart."
The two peach thieves walked towards Liu Mansion with their bodies in hand.
"The young master is back and wants to tell you something happy. Madam, he has..." Liu Yuan said hello from afar.
"I'm back. Thank you for your hard work, Uncle Liu."
"Grandpa Liu, thank you for your hard work."
Both of them replied feebly.
Liu Yuan looked at the sluggish backs of the two men with a strange look on his face: "Young master, did you get started in the wild? It was a bit exciting, but it's not like you are so tired."
"Hello, uncle."
Liu Mingzhi hesitated at first and then looked at Song Shan clearly in front of him. Isn't this the nursing home of his father-in-law? Why are you here? "Uncle Song, why do you have the time to come to my house? If you haven't eaten yet, I'll ask my servant to do it."
How about you prepare some food and wine?"
Song Shan smiled politely: "You're welcome, uncle. Song Shan has already had lunch. Isn't it that the eldest lady planted hundreds of peach trees in the house a few years ago? If the peaches are ripe tonight, they taste very delicious.
Madam asked me to give some fresh peaches to my uncle and the young lady to try, but Miss Peach has already accepted them, so I took my leave."
Looking at Song Shan's retreating back, Liu Mingzhi's expression was distressed: "Mom, no wonder he looks familiar, no?"