Young Master Liu looked at his old man’s excited expression in astonishment: “Old man, didn’t this young master just casually talk about how Chengfeng should get married and start a business?
Are you so excited that you look like this? I don’t know if people see you like this and think that you are a dead tree and spring has come again!"
Liu Zhi'an glanced at Young Master Liu's troubled face, hummed and raised his legs, put the roast duck leg into his mouth and tasted it slowly.
“You have the fucking nerve to say that I and your mother have watched Chengfeng grow up over the years, but you haven’t said a word about letting him get married and start a business.
I thought you had forgotten all about your son’s marriage!
You bastard, you are not in a hurry to hold a grandson, but I am still in a hurry to hold a grandson!
Now you suddenly take the initiative to mention to me the important matter of the marriage of Chengfeng's child. Seeing that I and your mother are expected to have a grandson in my lifetime, how can I not be excited?"
Looking at Liu Zhi'an's verbal attack on him, Mr. Liu looked extremely helpless. He didn't want his children to get married as early as possible for the sake of their health.
It is not necessarily a good thing for their bodies to be exposed to sex between men and women when they are teenagers.
Liu Zhi'an threw the clean duck legs into the wastebasket, picked up the tea and looked at Mr. Liu who was tearing the duck meat and chewing it slowly: "Why are you so stunned?
What do you think about Chengfeng’s child’s marriage? You should tell me in detail!
Having moved on from the subject, there is no more to go on here. Fortunately, I am your father. If it were someone else, I would have punched you.
It has a beginning but no tail, what the hell.”
Young Master Liu came to his senses after being scolded, picked up the tissue paper on the side and wiped the grease on his hands.
“Old man, what do you think about letting this boy Chengfeng marry a girl from a foreign race?”
Liu Zhi'an looked startled, his brows frowned subconsciously, and he was speechless for a long time.
Looking at Liu Dashu's situation, he thought Liu Zhi'an was dissatisfied!
“What’s wrong? Are you unwilling to let Chengfeng marry a foreign girl?”
“That’s not true, I’m not unhappy at all, I’m just a little curious. Why should Chengfeng marry a woman from a foreign race if there are so many dignitaries in the capital and ladies from wealthy families are not marrying.
Is there anything special about this girl’s identity?”
Liu Mingzhi gave a thumbs up: "Old man, you are like this. You can get to the point in one sentence.
To tell you the truth, the identity of the girl I am talking about is quite special. Not only is she about the same age as Chengfeng in our family, she is also a good match."
“Oh? What’s your identity?”
“Elizabeth Serena, the little empress of Tsarist Russia, is said to be fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged. Compared with Yun’er and her sisters, she can be said to be on par with her in appearance.
It can be called a beauty in the world, and it is more than enough to match our boy Chengfeng.
The only drawback is that she is a foreign woman in our eyes."
After listening to Young Master Liu's words, Liu Zhi'an stared at Young Master Liu with strange eyes, which directly made Liu Mingzhi feel pricked in his heart.
“No, old man, why are you looking at me like this? If you have anything to say, just say no?
When you look at me like this, I suddenly feel unsure of myself!"
Liu Zhi'an picked up the tea and tasted it briefly, then looked at Mr. Liu with a half-smile but not a smile: "Tsk, tsk, this kind of trick on a beautiful man is not uncommon, but the number of times I have seen this kind of trick on a beautiful man is very rare.
First, you, Wanyan, and Yunyao used a beauty trick, and now it’s Chengfeng’s turn.
It’s true that a son inherits his father’s legacy!
It's just that you are so sure that this boy Chengfeng will be able to capture the heart of that little empress of Tsarist Russia, Ili... Ili or whatever?"
“Elizabeth Serena.”
“No matter what her name is, if Chengfeng can successfully capture this girl’s heart, she won’t have to call me grandpa in the future.”
“Well! What you think is too good, you haven’t even figured out the horoscope yet!”
“It’s not necessarily impossible to succeed. As the saying goes, a good girl is afraid of being entangled with a man. If you just teach the kid Chengfeng all the methods you used to pursue girls like Yun’er, are you still afraid that you won’t be able to succeed?
No matter whether it is a romantic method or a dirty method, as long as it can succeed, it is a good method.
As for whether you are afraid of embarrassment or not, you don’t have to worry about it. If you are afraid of embarrassment, you can just marry a piece of shit and live your whole life hugging your own pillow."
Liu Mingzhi looked at Liu Zhi'an who was talking eloquently with a black eye: "Old man, what do you think? To tell you the truth, this is about courtesy first and then fighting. The young master of the army has made all the preparations.
But this is a gift! I really don’t have any better ideas for the time being!
The main reason is that I really don’t know if this young man Chengfeng has the ability to please a girl."
Liu Zhi'an waved his hands nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter if he has it or not, just teach him what he needs to do. The rest is up to him."
“Old man, what do you have in mind?”
“It seems a little inappropriate to give medicine directly... hmm... it seems a bit inappropriate.”
Liu Zhi'an looked at the twitching corners of Young Master Liu's mouth, smiled and frowned.
“The fastest way to win a girl’s heart is to save a beautiful girl with a hero. No matter if she is a big girl or a young girl, if you meet a good-looking man who saves a beautiful girl with a hero, you will definitely be secretly attracted to her.
Even if it cannot be achieved in one step, it will only be a matter of time.
A few years ago, didn’t Tsarist Russia return in defeat after the dragon lost a hundred thousand soldiers and horses?
As a result, this little empress of Tsarist Russia will definitely receive some criticism in the hearts of the people or the hearts of the princes and ministers.
You can definitely arrange for people to make a fuss about this, but the prerequisite is that you can’t tell Chengfeng that guy knows about it.
The people of Tsarist Russia or the princes and ministers were dissatisfied with the political achievements of the little empress, so they acted treacherously and assassinated her. They happened to go on a mission to Tsarist Russia, and like a hero sent by God, they rescued the little empress in time.
In this case, are you still afraid that Chengfeng will not be able to take down the little empress of Tsarist Russia in one fell swoop?
It makes sense, right?”
“Uh! That makes sense.”
“Furthermore, didn’t you tell me before that the reason why the little empress of Tsarist Russia dispatched troops and horses to enter my dragon was because of gold, silver, jewelry and expensive jewelry that was not useful.
Isn’t this another breakthrough?
Our family is short of everything, including gold, silver, jewelry and expensive jewelry. First, I will bring her a few boxes as a meeting gift.
Before going on an mission, call on skilled craftsmen to force this boy Chengfeng to have some knowledge about gold and silver jewelry in his mind.
Hey, the topic of dealing with the little queen comes up.
Well, it’s true that women like rights, but just because they like rights doesn’t mean that they don’t like jewelry, rouge and gouache, things that all women like.
What are the prerequisites for feelings between men and women?
Of course, they have to be able to see each other so that there is the possibility of love affairs.
In this way, Chengfeng, as the envoy of the Great Dragon Kingdom, can get along well with the little queen for various reasons. In addition, with the little queen's favorite jewelry, rouge and gouache as an excuse, there will be more opportunities to get along with each other.
Already.
As long as Chengfeng has a little ability to please girls, getting along day and night and falling in love over time is nothing.
It makes sense, right?”
“Well, that makes sense.”
“Before going on an mission, I sent the boy Chengfeng to Tianxiang Tower for ten days and a half, and had a good discussion with the girls in Tianxiang Tower and those who had similar interests.
Let me ask you, is there any place in the world where more sweet words and thoughtful love words are spoken than in a brothel?
Where else can a man practice his ability to please a girl better than a brothel?
It makes sense, right?”
“Um, what I said is rude but not rude, it’s reasonable.”
Liu Zhi'an picked up the tea, slurred it in his mouth for a while, and then swallowed it.
“Of course, these are good tips.”
Young Master Liu nodded thoughtfully, picked up the tea and tasted it.
“What’s the next step?”
“Of course it’s just a matter of drugging her directly, no matter what, let’s drug her and sleep with her first.
If the medicine doesn't work once, then do it twice. If it doesn't work twice, do it three times. If the medicine is given too many times, you will fall asleep.
The little empress will not fall out at worst, but the most important thing is that our family is not afraid of falling out. We can just pick up our pants and run away. Anyway, you, the father, have already placed troops and horses on the border and are ready to use them.
At worst, just be polite first and then attack with force! What a big deal!
In short, it’s not our family’s Chengfeng that suffers the loss, let’s do whatever we like with other things.
Perhaps Chengfeng is so strong and powerful that he will sleep with you and give birth to a grandson?
Your grandson inherits the throne of Tsarist Russia, won’t the road ahead be easy?
In a word, the best policy will always lead to medicine. Between boys and girls, there is nothing that a pack of medicine cannot solve.