"General Vaulting Horse." Young Master Liu's proud voice came from the room.
"Haha, you are seeking your own death. You jumped your horse into my driveway and pushed your car. Hey, where is my car?"
Song Qing's surprised voice came out, with a hint of confusion.
"Your car was eaten by me a long time ago, otherwise how could I dare to jump here, General." Young Master Liu's triumphant and joking voice came out.
"It's impossible. My car has always been there. How come I don't know when you ate."
"It's your own negligence. Who's to blame? You're so careless about your head and not your buttocks. You're not going to die."
Song Qing scratched his head in embarrassment. Could it be that he attacked too hard and neglected the defense at the rear?
"You don't have a car. Brother, I still have a cannon. I can also eat your horse. How come my cannon disappears even if I use it?"
"Have you eaten?"
"You fart, Liu Mingzhi. Just because I'm a novice doesn't mean I'm stupid. My last move was a cannon. How could your vaulting general eat my cannon? Okay, you damnedest stole my chess piece."
Young Master Liu curled his lips and stroked the chess pieces together on the chessboard: "I won't let you play. If you can't play, you'll say I stole the chess pieces. Your chess skills are really bad."
Song Qing angrily grabbed the jade chess piece in his hand and stared angrily: "My chess quality is poor, but you really know how to beat me up. You used a thousand-mile horse to eat my face. What did I say? You used a series of cannons to hit my horse. What did I say?
?What did I say when you used your car to corner and steal my general? Your car is a sports car that can drift and turn. Why are you so unreasonable? A bad chess player said that my chess quality is poor and you are not qualified."
Young Master Liu clasped his ears disdainfully: "Are you justified in having a loud voice? This chess game was invented by me. You can play chess as I say. If you are capable, you can also invent a chess piece."
"You are so awesome."
"Ang, that's not good."
Song Qing put the chessboard on the table beside him: "Tell me, what should we do? This is all empty. We haven't given any news for five days. If this continues, when will we be able to complete the mission? They
We can afford to wait, but we can’t afford to wait.”
Young Master Liu rubbed the beard on his chin: "We must have done nothing to hold back this bitch if she hangs like this. Maybe she is doing some conspiracy, have you noticed? There have been a lot of Turks in the post house recently.
He doesn't look like a Hu businessman at all, but looks like someone from the military. There must be something fishy in this."
Song Qing looked outside cautiously: "Not only were there Turks, there were also a large number of war horses passing by, a rough estimate of more than 8,000. Otherwise, there would be no such chaotic sound of horse hooves. Do you think it could be...
What other shameful deeds did the Turks do with the Jin Kingdom?"
Young Master Liu clapped his hands together: "You're right, some scattered businessmen in the West Courtyard have been cleared out in the past few days, and a large number of barbarians have lived in it. People from the Jin Kingdom run to the West Courtyard from time to time. They must be plotting something.
, we have to find a way to investigate."
"How to investigate? Our every move is being monitored by spies from the Kingdom of Jin."
"Hey, you said that you can't even find out any information about the commander of your dignified bodyguards. His Majesty is tired of raising a loser like you."
"Fuck, you think I don't want to. Isn't there a master of the same class as me in the wine shop outside watching me? It's not easy to avoid his eyes and ears."
"We can't wait like this, otherwise we will be in a passive situation. I will go for a walk in other courtyards. Maybe I can find out some information. If you want to know what kind of nose these businessmen have, you and I will change our clothes.
Wear regular clothes and find some reliable guards to split up."
"Okay, that's all we can do. The spies from the Kingdom of Jin can't stop us from wandering around and having fun. By the way, when you go to meet your 'junior brother' in another courtyard, don't forget to mention the little pony.
Big brother is counting on you."
Song Qing put his hands together pitifully and looked at Mr. Liu pleadingly.
"Stay away from me. You can give aphrodisiac to a horse. The key point is that the horse owner saw it. Do you think you are still a human?"
Song Qing rubbed his hands together: "This is not just a match made in heaven between two horses, a male and a female. If we don't have a vigorous love, wouldn't we be living up to God's blessing? In fact, it's not just horses, as the saying goes
If we are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, something can happen between people."
Song Qing raised his eyes and looked at Mr. Liu ambiguously, with an inexplicable meaning shining in his eyes.
"Hey, crazy."
"What the elder brother said is true. That junior brother of yours is not simple."
"What's not simple? Isn't it just a woman? I know." Young Master Liu stretched his body and said hummingly.
Song Qing was startled: "You know? How did you know?"
Young Master Liu looked at Song Qing as if he was looking at a sand sculpture: "She didn't use disguise powder. Which gentleman has such a pink face? She speaks in a shrill voice and occasionally twirls her orchid fingers. How can she be so girly?
Maybe it’s a man, which man do you think looks like this?”
"Yes, there are many men like you mentioned!"
"Just be nonchalant. Where can I find it?"
"In the palace, there are eunuchs everywhere who hold orchid fingers, speak in a shrill voice, and have tender faces."
"Aren't you being arrogant? Are eunuchs considered men?"
"Aren't eunuchs considered men?"
"Is a eunuch considered a man?"
"Doesn't it count?"
"How can a eunuch be considered a man?"
"Eunuchs don't have a woman's penis! Of course it's a man!"
"The eunuch doesn't have a man's sparrow, so is he a man?"
"this"
Young Master Liu waved his hand helplessly: "Forget it, forget it, stop arguing here in vain, always talking about other people's shortcomings and hurting the eunuch. It's more important to find out the information, so we can split up."
"Okay, don't forget what I just said, what a bloody horse."
"You're crazy. If you like horses and live with them all your life, why would you want a wife?"
Young Master Liu put on a northern service robe in his room, walked out of the room, and wandered along the corridor.
Stop and go along the way, stop and listen for a while when you hear voices in the room, or take a look when you pass by.
However, less than half an hour later, Young Master Liu returned listlessly in the corridor with his head drooped.
"Didn't your uncle agree that the whole world speaks Han dialect? What on earth are those squawking Turkic dialects, the sputtering Western dialects, and the crackling Jin Guo dialect? How can I, the young master, understand it?
?”
The only rooms where I could understand speech were the three wing rooms, but all I heard was useless stuff.
Therefore, Young Master Liu died before he was born, and no useful information was found.
When passing by the South Courtyard, Young Master Liu subconsciously glanced at the many wing rooms. Hu Jun said that he settled in the South Courtyard, how come he didn't see it for a long time?
After walking and stopping all the way, looking around, Mr. Liu finally saw Hu Jun in a luxurious wing.
Hu Jun was sitting on his knees in front of a bamboo table. The incense burner next to him was burning the soothing sandalwood. He was meticulously looking through a book and writing something on the paper from time to time.