Chapter 649: Chicken Talking to Ducks (Additional update for Fanhua Huayou)
It is true to say that three women make a play, but what if there are four women?
Liu Mingzhi finally understood why the prince said that the emperor was relieved. He couldn't bear the character of you and me who kept talking to each other.
Moreover, for Mao and you guys, you always make jokes about me.
Although I did something to the third princess when she was unconscious, we are innocent.
Why do you think that I, the young master, and the third princess wish to have a baby tomorrow? This is too outrageous, isn't it?
To be fair, all the concubines in the harem are the best in appearance, otherwise they would not be able to be concubines. Any one you choose at random will be as good as your own wife.
She is even slightly better than Qi Yun in terms of temperament, especially her mature and charming demeanor, but her seductive eyes are pleasing to the eye and delicious to eat.
But you can't stop her from being so articulate and annoying.
The women were still talking nonstop, and Liu Mingzhi nodded in agreement from time to time. The rest of the time, he kept slapping his forehead and firing off firecrackers. Five of them in a row only made a small mess!
The queen touched the cards and glanced at the rice paper placed on the table beside her. While playing cards, she pretended to chat casually: "Master Liu, I heard that you were the number one Jie Yuan in Jiangnan Mansion. Do you know whether it is true or not?"
Liu Mingzhi answered while pouring water for Concubine Yu: "I was lucky enough to get the first place in Jieyuan. However, there are so many capable people and strangers in Dangyang Academy in Jiangnan. It was just a fluke that I got the first place in Jieyuan.
For example, Chen's younger brother, Hu Jun, who is currently a Hanlin bachelor, is the new top scholar who has passed two exams. He was first in Huiyuan and first in the top exam. I even regretted that if I hadn't been so lucky, Hu Hanlin could have even become a famous Sanyuan exam in history!
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"How can there be so many coincidences in the world? It's not bad to have passed the imperial examination twice. I have also seen Hu Hanlin. He is indeed the best among men!"
"The empress has a keen eye, and Hu Hanlin is a scholar and a man of heaven and earth. In some respects, I am ashamed of myself. Xie Yuanlang, who took the state examination, is nothing at all!"
"Master Liu, you don't have to be too modest. I accidentally received two sentences that I don't understand. I would like to ask Master Liu to explain them to me!"
Liu Mingzhi paused. A woman in the world must be well-educated and well-read poetry. Is there anything she can’t understand? But since Liu Mingzhi said it, it’s hard to refuse!
"Your Majesty, please tell me, but please don't mind if my explanation is wrong!"
The queen looked back and glanced at the third princess, who was pretending to be serious about embroidery, her red lips slightly parted: "There is a phoenix coming to the ceremony, it is not a phoenix to live in!"
Liu Mingzhi held the mahjong and chanted softly for a while and then typed it out: "Empress, this sentence should be adapted from "Shang Shu Yi Ji", Xiao Shao 90%, Phoenix Lai Yi. Phoenix Lai Yi has different uses.
The meanings are mixed, but what the empress said about "Feng Lai Yi" and "Fei Wu Bu Qi" combined together expresses emotional matters. It can be a love letter written by a man to a woman, and vice versa, "Fei Wu Bu Qi".
I wonder if that plane tree can attract phoenix birds to build their nests!"
"Oh, if you put it this way, doesn't this sentence have the same purpose as the phoenix flying high and seeking the phoenix from all over the world?"
"The empress is indeed well-read in poetry and books. It is indeed good. There is a phoenix coming to the instrument, not a phoenix. It is indeed similar to "The Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix" written by Sima Xiangru in the Han Dynasty. If it was written by a woman, it would tell the man that the little girl
If you are not the king, you will not marry. If it is written by a man, it means that the plane tree below is the best place for a girl to rest, and it means seeking marriage!"
The Queen looked at Liu Mingzhi with a clear expression and nodded: "Master Liu is worthy of being the Master of the First Mansion, and his explanation is indeed exquisite!"
"The empress is so complimentary. In fact, it can also be used to recruit talents for the king. However, since the opening of the imperial examination, talented people can be found, and this sentence of seeking talents is hardly used anymore!"
"What Master Liu means is that if a man writes these eight words to a woman, it means asking for marriage?"
"You can say that, but a word means a thousand things, it depends on how others interpret it!"
"Then what if the person who wrote this has already married and started a career? This girl also has a heart for this man. She can't let the man divorce his wife and marry another one!"
"It is not easy for two people to fall in love with each other. A man is interested and a woman is attracted to her. It is a match made in heaven. Without the consent of my first wife, I would not have written such words presumptuously!"
"What would Master Liu do if he were this man?"
"If I were the one, I would definitely carry the sedan chair to marry this girl. Otherwise, why would I write such a letter to disturb the girl's mood? I must only write such a letter with my wife's consent!"
"If you touch yourself, you are fooled! All of them are fools, and each person is worth five taels of silver!"
"Your Majesty, you are so lucky!"
Liu Mingzhi consciously took the money to pay the queen, only to find that all the money on the table had been consumed!
"Yan'er, Mr. Liu's silver has been used up. Do you still have some scraps of silver?"
"Yes, I will go and get it now!"
The third princess of Zhancha Kungfu came in shyly holding a handful of broken silver and gently placed it in front of Liu Mingzhi: "Don't tell me if you don't have enough, I have some more!"
After saying that, his face was as bright as red clouds and he walked into the bead curtain.
Concubine Yu lightly covered her red lips and smiled cleverly: "Third Princess, you are not planning to give up all your dowry to Lord Liu! If there is no dowry, who else but Lord Liu can marry you, a poor girl!
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"It's okay, it's okay, we mothers can collect a share of the dowry!"
With a strange look on his face, Liu Mingzhi took five taels of silver and put it in front of the Queen: "My Lady, is the third princess sick because she looks wrong? The weather is suddenly cold and it is very easy to catch wind and cold. If not treated in time, it may damage the body!"
The queen rubbed the silver in her hand with a strange look on her face: "She's sick, and she's not very sick!"
"Then get treatment in time. If you delay it for a day, it will become more serious. If you treat it the day before, you'll be relieved!"
The queen rubbed her eyebrows and took a sip of soothing tea to calm down and looked at Liu Mingzhi: "Master Liu, do you also think that he should have been treated a day earlier?"
"Of course. Although I don't have any medical skills, I still know that the sooner the disease is treated, the better!"
"Master Liu, when does he think it's best to treat it?"
Liu Mingzhi looked at the queen blankly and was speechless, why should I know when is the best time to treat a disease? How can I know when is the best time to treat a disease if I am not a doctor? Are all the imperial doctors in the palace just doing it for a living?
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Thinking this way, I still have to answer the Queen's words: "It's best within three to five days. If you delay it for too long, it will hurt your heart!"
The Queen squinted her eyes and looked at Liu Mingzhi: "Is three or five days too hasty? After all, it is not a small matter!"
He glanced in the direction of the third princess with a confused expression and then looked at the queen's indifferent expression. Liu Mingzhi couldn't help but wonder, is this his biological child?
"Your Majesty is the queen mother of the third princess, so it is your Majesty who makes the decision!"
"I intend to discuss this with His Majesty before we discuss it."
"Um" The third princess couldn't really have picked it up, right? You have to discuss it with the emperor to cure something!
"As an outsider, I naturally can't interfere. I just suggest that it's better to do it earlier!"
"I think about it! I'm a little tired today. I'll invite Mr. Liu to play mahjong tomorrow!"
"I'm resigning, so I won't disturb my queen's rest!"
"Master Liu!"
"I'm here!"
"You should prepare early!"
Liu Mingzhi was startled and thought that the queen was talking about playing cards with him, secretly thinking that the queen was quite addicted to cards.
"I am always ready!"
A typical chicken-and-duck talk, you talk about yours and I talk about mine, and then we have a nice chat.
The key point is that they are not on the same channel at all. It is a blind date column and a medical program. How can you talk about it so that the guests and hosts enjoy themselves?