Chapter nine hundred and ninety-ninth, no cloth on the head, no robe on the body
"Hey, Lao Liu, have you recovered from your heatstroke? Your health is not good either. The heatstroke that occurs every three days is not good. You only come to court once every seven days in a month. Are you still a minister?"
In front of the palace gate, Young Master Liu turned over and dismounted. Commander Jia was inspecting Young Master Liu's robes while saying ridiculing words!
Liu Mingzhi rubbed his nose angrily and laughed twice: "There is no way, the body will easily become weak if there are many wives, unlike you who have been single for ten thousand years and are very energetic all day long. It is strange to have a heat stroke!"
"You've only been single for 10,000 fucking years, and I've only been single for six years, okay? If you dare to act so carelessly, I'll be guilty of the following crimes. My father-in-law hasn't beaten me yet, so why don't I let my brothers take advantage of you today?"
After hanging out with Young Master Liu for a long time, Commander Jia also understood the meaning of being single. Every time he went to Tianxiang Tower, Commander Jia would stare at Mother Han and couldn't bear to look away. Young Master Liu would always use this sentence to tease Commander Jia!
Liu Mingzhi sighed calmly: "Old Jia, my wife has been gone for six years. It's not a problem for you to be alone all the time. If it's time to renew your relationship, just renew it. Mother Han, do you want me to go and talk to you about it and have a happy marriage?"
When it comes to marriage, it doesn’t matter if you can’t be the main wife or you can be a side wife, having a woman by your side who knows both the cold and the hot is better than anything else!”
Commander Jia also put away his playful expression and became serious, and patted Liu Mingzhi heavily on the shoulder!
"Besides, it won't be too late to wait until the two boys below grow up. You also understand what it means to be a father. Just muddle along for the sake of your children!"
"Okay, I understand you, let's go in first! By the way, have those foreign devils gone in?"
"ah?"
Commander Jia looked at Young Master Liu blankly, obviously not understanding the meaning of the word "foreign devil" in his mouth!
"Have those envoys from the foreign barbarians entered the palace?"
"Hey, the envoys of Fanbang are the envoys of Fanbang. What do you think the name "foreign devils" means to this commander? No, how could you, the barbarians who have less civil and military ministers, be qualified to enter the Qinzheng Palace before you?
The steward has taken them to Yi'anmen to wait, when will His Majesty notify them before they can enter the palace!"
"That's good. I'm not in a hurry since I haven't gone. I'm afraid that it would be rude to neglect!"
"With yellow hair, blue eyes, and white, he looks like a corpse. I didn't expect that there is someone who looks like this in the world."
Commander Jia scratched his chin with a troubled expression and pondered for a while: "How can there be such an outstanding person!"
"Outstanding? What adjective is that?"
Commander Jia shrugged helplessly: "Commander, I really can't find a better word to describe it. To give them a word is to look down on them. They are a bunch of barbarians, let alone neglecting them. I, Commander, look at it."
Commander Jia patted Young Master Liu heavily on the shoulder: "As a Celestial Kingdom, it doesn't matter if you neglect them, do you give them face? If you are not convinced, you can either get out of here, or break up with the one hundred thousand forbidden troops under Ben Tong's command.
In arm wrestling, if you win, you can say anything. If you don’t win, just wait obediently!"
"That's not good. After all, we are friends, and they are messengers!"
"Whether they are allies or not depends on our mood, whether we are willing to admit their identity or not. I don't know if you haven't come to court for so long. Anyway, I have heard that the ban on Honglu Temple has been issued to all Dalong prefectures.
As the host, we will naturally welcome these envoys who worship the dragon to eat and drink in the capitals of Dalong. If they dare to cause trouble and mess with the blood of our Han family, we will first castrate the source of their troubles and then beat them with sticks. The capitals of various places have specially provided
Leave the two cells outside the prison and wait for them!"
Young Master Liu raised his eyebrows and looked at Commander Jia in surprise!
"Oh, Wang Hezheng, is this old guy so tough?"
"That is, don't look at Wang Siqing as a very smooth person, and he is absolutely unambiguous in the face of major issues! It has only been three days since General An's memorial arrived in the capital, and Honglu Temple has begun to formulate a plan, and it has been issued for more than ten days!"
"Okay, you don't treat others as human beings at all. No, this is not good! We are a country of etiquette!"
Young Master Liu said reserved words, but he smiled from ear to ear. He was obviously satisfied with Commander Jia's words, but he still said words of admonishment!
After all, we are also highly educated talents in the 21st century. How can we not understand any etiquette?
"Go away, pretend to be gay with me and build a memorial arch. Your mouth is almost crooked with laughter. Come in quickly!"
"Okay! It smells delicious at night."
Young Master Liu stopped abruptly in the middle of his words. The image of the little housekeeper and the cute little housekeeper pouting and 'reprimanding' him appeared in front of his eyes and he sighed!
How can he feel happy when someone is taking care of him? How can he be called a bitch!
"Come to my house for a drink when you are free tonight!"
"OK!"
After receiving Commander Jia's permission, Liu Mingzhi straightened his robes and walked towards the palace. He went straight through the Meridian Gate and passed through the Lin'an Gate towards the Golden Palace!
"Dong Guo Gong, your summer illness is cured!"
"Okay, okay, you are in good health!"
"Young Lao Ding is worried about your pregnancy, and your life is going well!"
"Hey, Lao Chang, it's time for you to retire and return to your hometown. You still have to go to court with your own hands. You can't do this. When you are old, you should just retire!"
"I still want to serve your Majesty and the imperial court for two more years. The Ministry of Civil Affairs has no successors in recent years, and the Imperial Academy has withered talents in the past two years. I am counting on the two tigers under your knees, Lord Dingguo, to become great dragons."
The foundation has been laid! Dr. Guozijian praised these two brothers a lot!"
"Forehead"
Young Master Liu looked at Old Chang's narrow eyes and laughed twice. If the two boys in his family could gain a good reputation in the Imperial College, they would not be his sons!
Young Master Liu felt itchy when he remembered that eight days ago, under the instigation of the little cutie, the two brothers took the four cutie sisters in disguise to hang out in Tianxiang Building!
Little Cutie said that the reason why her two brothers didn’t love her at all was because they had been avoiding Little Cutie after they were hung up and beaten by Young Master Liu!
"Thank you for your good advice! I will take good care of these two brothers!"
Young Master Liu cheerfully responded with a few words and then walked away quickly with a tigerish face, determined not to answer any more questions to Old Chang!
There is no such thing as an old man. They say that they don’t expose their shortcomings when they scold others, and they don’t slap people in the face when they hit them. There is no such thing that goes straight to the heart with every word!
During half a stick of incense, all civil and military officials gathered in the Jinluan Hall to wait for the emperor's arrival!
"Your Majesty has arrived, all officials salute!"
"I will see you, Your Majesty!"
"My lords, please excuse me and take your seats!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Li Zheng sat on the dragon chair and looked at Mr. Liu's position and nodded happily. This bastard finally went to court this time. He had no one to suffer from heatstroke for a month!
Why did you look like you were charging at a dragon and a tiger the last time you had a heatstroke?
You told me it was heatstroke, but I didn’t know and thought you had taken aphrodisiac!
"It took two years for our Great Dragon fleet to trade with all nations in the West. It took two years for the whole fleet to return, which proved that the policy of sailing to the West was a national policy. It could lay the foundation for our Great Dragon Dynasty and our Han family for eternity. Although the Great Han Dynasty has gone far away,
But my Chinese blood has a long history!"
"The Great Dragon Dynasty is also a dynasty of the Han Dynasty. The change of dynasties is caused by the way of heaven. However, the blood of the Han Dynasty is imprinted on the bones of you and me, and will never be extinguished. God bless me, the great dragon, God bless me, the great dragon!"
"Long live your majesty, long live the dragon!"
"It is reported that envoys from Western countries come to the palace to pay homage!"
"Your Majesty has a decree to send envoys from Western countries to the palace to pay homage!"
"Your Majesty has a decree to send envoys from Western countries to the palace to pay homage!"
The sound of chimes resounded inside and outside the hall, and Li Zheng, including all civil and military officials, turned and looked outside the hall, wanting to see what this Western man looked like!
In the span of a stick of incense, An Gouer, holding the general's seal in his hand, led a dozen generals and more than a hundred envoys from Western countries and slowly walked towards the Golden Palace!
An Gouer's steps are steady and majestic, showing the demeanor of a general!
Young Master Liu poked his head and looked outside the hall, wanting to see if there was any difference between the foreigners in this world!
Looking at the colorful and weird clothes, Mr. Liu glanced at the more than a hundred foreigners and shook his head in disappointment.
"If you don't have a cloth on your head, you may not be as rich as me; if you don't have a robe on your body, you may not be as rich as me!"
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