Chapter Seventeen: A Bearded Man with Eighteen Branches of Flowers
"Okay, Master Gu, what do you need here? If there is no need, I will go and get busy first." Xu Huohuo swallowed his anger.
How could Gu Xiaoyun let him go so easily: "I need your solar water heater or solar panel here."
"How many do you need?" Xu Huohuo's eyes lit up again. It seemed that there was still a chance to make a fortune.
"If there aren't many, just install one for my room."
"How many rooms do you have in total?"
"one."
Xu Huohuo:......
"You have a room. Can't you buy it and decorate it yourself? Or do you need our decoration services?"
"I must want you to pretend." Gu Xiaoyun said with a look of shame, "If I didn't want you to pretend, why would I buy it at your house? I can just buy it myself and take it back."
Xu Huohuo was completely speechless. This person bought something and had to ask someone to install it at his door. Isn’t the money for installing it at his door money money?
Forget it, after all, it was the money he spent. Xu Huohuo explained the truth clearly to him.
"If we are responsible for door-to-door service, the service fee will be about 10,000 yuan per unit. Can you accept it?"
Before Gu Xiaoyun could reply, Zhu Shashou was already dumbfounded.
"Sister, what kind of service do you provide? It costs 10,000 yuan to install something."
"Brother, how about I go and pretend it for you? I'll ask a few brothers to study it and I can always help you do it well."
His eldest brother didn't care about money, but Zhu Shashou did. 10,000 yuan was enough to treat his brothers to a meal and a drink.
Xu Huohuo was almost angry to death: "I am young and beautiful, eighteen years old, who do you call eldest sister? It's you, an uncle with beard and beard."
"If you are not the eldest sister, who is the eldest sister? I am only 18 this year." Zhu Shashou reported his age very naturally.
"You said you were 18, but I'm only 12." Xu Huohuo almost laughed out of anger.
With his big beard and muscular limbs, who would believe him when he said he was 18 years old?
"Or let's make a bet. If I turn 18, you can install all these things in my boss's room for free."
"If I were not 18 years old, I could do whatever you want."
Zhu Shashou didn't panic at all, and Gu Xiaoyun couldn't stand it anymore.
"Brother, don't say 18 if you say this. Some people will believe you if you say 38. Let's not bet."
Xu Huohuo saw that there was internal strife in their nest, but he didn't dare to block it.
"If there is a blockage, block it. If you are not 18 years old, ask your elder brother to buy 10,000 pieces of everything in our market."
"Okay." Zhu Shashou nodded matter-of-factly, "As long as my eldest brother agrees, I have no objection."
Gu Xiaoyun shook his head: "Brother, it's okay for me to spend some money, but we don't need to put money in other people's faces like this."
"Brother, you believe me." Zhu Shashou winked at Gu Xiaoyun through his beard.
That's all, this is just killing so much meat in someone else's slaughterhouse.
Those who came out to fool around will never pay it back.
Even if these things can be used after returning home, they are not considered a waste of money.
Thinking of this, Gu Xiaoyun nodded helplessly: "Okay, I agree with you how to prove how old you are."
Seeing that they all agreed, Xu Huohuo didn't panic at all and took out his ID card from the bag he was carrying.
"Didn't you say you are 18 years old? Come on, give me your ID card and I will take it out."
"If you weren't 18, you wouldn't be able to eat and walk around."
"Just dig it out, whoever is afraid of you." Zhu Shashou happened to have a mobile phone with him today, so he took off his ID card from the back of the phone case and handed it over.
"Look, I'm not 18 years old."
Name: Zhu Shashou
Gender: Male
Born: September 13, 2004
Address: No. 7, Team 13, Diggou, Dayawan Village, Jiangnan District, H City.
ID number: 4503425
"Fuck, Lao Zhu, you are really 18 years old."
Gu Xiaoyun was dumbfounded. He never expected that this bearded man was born in 2004.
Who can see this?
Xu Huohuo watched from the sidelines as the two sang together, not believing it at all. He sneered and stepped forward to grab his ID card.
"I thought I would believe you if you did such a little trick..."
Xu Huohuo was dumbfounded when he saw the pink and tender flesh on the ID card and the particularly conspicuous birth date of 2004.
"This, this person above is really you?"
Zhu Shashou nodded proudly: "Otherwise, let me tell you, I am just 18 this year."
Xu Huohuo shook his head: "I don't believe it. How can a bearded man like you be only 18 years old? The person above is your half-brother, right?"
Until they didn't believe it, Zhu Shashou actually took out the razor he carried with him from his butt pocket.
"Lao Zhu, tell me, who would bring a razor with them when they go out?" Gu Xiaoyun was stunned by his operation.
"I'm just a normal person. I always bring a razor when I go out. What's wrong, brother?"
"Isn't this normal? I think it's quite normal."
Not only did Zhu Shashou take out a razor, he also took out a small mirror from his butt pocket.
Gu Xiaoyun and Xu Huohuo could only watch him shaving with mixed emotions.
Soon Zhu Shashou shaved off his beard all over his face.
Who would have imagined that, with his whole body covered in muscles and his face covered with beards, there is actually an 18-year-old young man hiding behind his back.
It looks like a buttercream niche.
"Lao Zhu, tell me, why do you pretend to be 38 years old?" Gu Xiaoyun was speechless.
He thought he was seeing a normal boy, but he didn't expect that he was seeing a combination of a muscular man and a milk dog.
Hearing his elder brother's question, Zhu Shashou scratched his head a little embarrassed.
"This is not our family's slaughterhouse. I am afraid that I look tender and cannot hold people down."
"Your face does look quite tender." Xu Huohuo couldn't help but complain.
"Even your style is too weird."
"Just by looking at your head, you look like an 18-year-old sister. Don't say 18. I would believe you if you say 15-year-old sister."
"Looking at your figure, you look like a middle-aged man."
"The beard is very well shaved. Listen to my sister and don't shave it next time."
Zhu Shashou was proud: "Sister, I believe it now."
"Don't forget to install those things for my elder brother. I will arrange for someone to install them for my elder brother when the time comes."
Xu Huohuo flipped up his hair and was convinced: "The eldest sister is the eldest sister. If you are 18 years old, call me eldest sister. I am still young."
Gu Xiaoyun realized something and couldn't help but ask.