Chapter 495 [After all, it is my Situ Beixuan who underestimated the people of the world]
Chapter 495 [After all, it’s me, Situ Beixuan, who underestimated everyone in the world]
Sun Keke felt like the monkey in "Journey to the West" that he watched, suddenly flying through the clouds and arriving at a place where he was completely at a loss.
But I felt the wind whistling in my ears, I couldn't move my feet, I waved my arms subconsciously, and I couldn't help but scream.
Erya's words "f*ck" came from below, and Sun Keke naturally heard them.
But no matter what, he couldn't care about this at the moment. After screaming one after another, Sun Keke felt that his breath was slack. He just widened his eyes and stared at him, but looking at himself, he seemed to be deflated.
The hydrogen balloon slowly, slowly, slowly... fell towards the ground.
That is to say, it is early in the morning, and there is no bachelor coming to school at the school gate yet, and no one is around to see him.
When Sun Keke finally felt her feet landing on the hard ground, all her strength finally returned to her body. After covering her mouth with all her strength, she immediately squatted down and huddled up.
group.
Seeing Erya coming up to help him, Sun Keke hugged Erya's thigh, like a person falling into the water.
"Oh, Master, please let me go."
"Don't let go!"
"Let go."
"No! What if it flies again!"
In the early morning at the entrance of the village primary school, two girls, one big and one small, were competing with each other.
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Human beings have had many dreams.
One of the most mainstream dreams is naturally to fly.
In order to fly, humans have made many attempts from ancient times to the present. Some attempts are genius, while others are foolish.
Some tied fans to their arms and jumped from upstairs.
There are also people sitting on chairs with two legs tied to them and trying to move up.
It wasn't until the Wright brothers invented the airplane that they realized this common dream of mankind.
But even so, flying is still the most common thing in many people's fantasies.
Even Sun Keke thought about it when he was a child.
In China, the generations born in the 1980s all grew up watching "Journey to the West". The monkey on TV who soared in the clouds and turned somersaults was the childhood dream of all Chinese children.
When I was a kid, I didn’t understand anything. It was clear that “Journey to the West” contained the most outstanding beauties of the era—but why did I care about this when I was a kid?
I just focused on watching the monkeys.
Including Sun Keke, the biggest envy of monkeys is nothing more than those things.
It will change 72 times.
Will be dazzling.
as well as……
Can fly!
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Now that Sun Keke really flew, she understood an almost philosophical truth.
Mr. Ye loves dragons.
She almost peed!
I was so scared that I almost peed!
The reason why I didn't really pee is because I didn't drink water before going to bed last night.
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Erya was also very unhappy.
The reason why she is unhappy is...
I can’t even fly yet!!
The Light Body Technique is not considered a profound skill in the Qingyun Sect.
Once you practice well, you will be able to run farther and faster than ordinary people.
Once you have practiced to a high level, it will be the end of building a house or a tree.
I didn’t tell you to go to heaven!!!
The height that Sun Keke jumped to just now - according to visual inspection, he couldn't reach a height as high as ten stories!
Erya doesn’t even know how to do it herself!!
I taught you!! I can’t even do it myself?!
For a moment, Erya was in a trance.
What did I teach her?
What I’m teaching is the Light Body Technique?
Or somersault cloud?
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In the morning, Wu Taotao didn't get up too early - he preferred to sleep in late.
After getting up and washing up, he took a piece of steamed cake from the steamer in the kitchen and drank it with a bowl of porridge. Then he boxed again in the yard - the boxing frame was loose and loose, so that his eldest disciple Nangong Tiezhu could see it.
Everyone shook their heads.
Without noticing, he simply picked up an ax and went to the back mountain to chop firewood.
After the boxing, Wu Daotao moved out a deck chair in the yard and made himself a pot of tea. He used a Yixing purple clay teapot bought from a street stall for twelve yuan.
Just lie down leisurely, leaning forward, sucking one mouthful at a time.
Wu Taotao planned to just sneak away all morning.
Then, I saw two girls running in from outside the courtyard gate!
As if she was being chased by a wild dog, the girl ran up to Wu Daotao, gasping for breath, then stared and asked a question.
"Master!!"
Wu Taotao raised his eyelids: "Huh?"
"I have a question for you!"
"speak!"
"It's just... if... you teach someone a skill, and you practice it for a long time, the result will be... like that. But if you teach someone else, that person will be better than you just by practicing casually.
You’ve been practicing for many years and you’re strong—what do you do about this kind of thing?”
When Wu Daotao heard this, tears filled his eyes immediately!!
My good disciple, you have finally realized the pain of being my teacher and teaching you these little monsters my skills over the years!!
What to do?
Cool!
Every skill I have taught you over the years has always felt like this!!
Erya stared blankly at her master's eyes, which turned red, and couldn't help but stretch out her hand and wave it in front of Wu Taotao.
"Master! Master! Don't be in a daze! I'm asking you a question!"
"Hmm...what do you mean? Tell me more specifically."
"That's it, just now..."
Erya was still very articulate and explained the matter in a few words, "My auntie was so frightened that I took her back to ask you for advice..."
"Oh... hmm? Bring her back? Where is the person?" Wu Daotao came back to his senses.
"In the back... right?"
Erya turned around and looked at the courtyard door, but there was no one there.
The master and the apprentice ran to the door together and saw Sun Keke snail crawling there when he looked down from outside the mountain gate. On the way up the mountain.
Well, it’s not a big deal if a snail crawls over.
She came up jumping.
He jumped to a tree, hugged him around the waist, and held him for a while to calm down and make sure he wouldn't fly out.
Let go, then look at the next tree, jump to it again, hug it again, and calm down again.
Just like that, Erya and Wu Daotao stood at the gate of the mountain, watching Sun Keke hugging four trees, and Wu Daotao was dumbfounded!
"Are you sure you taught her the Body Lighting Technique? Not the Toad Technique?"
Erya rolled her eyes: "Have we, the Qingyun Sect, ever had the ability to do Toad Kung Fu?"
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Sun Keke entered the Qingyun Gate and was taken to the back room. She finally calmed down from the shock, but looking at her look, she wished she had a rope tied to a stool to be safe.
Wu Daotao understood people's hearts best. After pouring a glass of water for Sun Keke, he solved Sun Keke's biggest worry with just one sentence.
"Don't worry, with that light body technique, even if you jump and fly, you won't fall suddenly - you won't be able to hit anyone."
This sentence understands people's hearts.
Why are people afraid at high altitudes?
I'm afraid I might fall suddenly.
"The Light Body Technique makes the body as light as a swallow. Once used, even if it recovers, it will recover slowly and fall slowly. Among us who have practiced the Light Body Technique from ancient times to the present, not one of us has fallen to death."
Sun Keke was relieved.
Wu Daotao scratched his scalp: "Um, is this really the first time you practice this thing today?"
Sun Keke nodded desperately: "Before this morning, I had never even heard of this thing."
"Can you learn it as soon as you learn it?" Wu Daotao's eyes shone.
Sun Keke cried sadly.
"How high did you jump?"
Erya next to him interrupted: "It must be seven or eight floors, at least!"
Wu Taotao turned to look at Erya: "How high did you jump when you first practiced?"
Erya was stunned: "I...I practiced for three days, and I can barely get a room."
But then Erya puffed up her chest and said, "My wife already said that I am a genius that is unique among ten thousand! My wife said that when you were practicing, you practiced for a month, and it was hard to even get on the table, let alone have sex!"
The corners of Wu Daotao's eyes twitched!
You evildoer!
Come on, it’s an old tradition in our line that a master can’t beat his own apprentice, so don’t argue with this little evil disciple!
Wu Taotao thought for a while: "Let's think about it in a different way. Junior sister Keke... have you felt any changes in yourself recently? For example, you suddenly learn things very quickly, your memory is strengthened, you are better than before, etc.
…”
"Yes!" Sun Keke nodded immediately: "But not recently, but it has been a year or two since I was a senior in high school. Suddenly my memory became very good, my thinking and understanding abilities were much stronger than before, and my spirit also improved.
It’s very good. I sleep less and less, but I don’t feel sleepy even if I sleep less. I feel full after just three or four hours of sleep every time..."
At this point, Sun Keke's expression dimmed: "But I know that these are...his...reasons."
Wu Taotao nodded and understood what Sun Keke meant.
Chen Nuo did it?
Not surprising.
But...even if it is...it won't be...so powerful.
"It's still wrong. You learn things quickly. It was that boy who helped you awaken some potential and abilities, but... he can never be so powerful. If you recite the techniques in my sect, you can be better than others who have practiced it for many years. That's why
There’s no way to explain it this way.”
Wu Daotao thought for a while and came up with a plan: "Let's try another one."
After a pause, Wu Taotao suddenly picked up a rag on the table, shook it in his hand, and shouted: "Watch it!"
As he said that, he threw the rag into the air in the yard, recited a mantra, and stretched out his hand a little.
"Certainly!"
The rag was spinning downwards in mid-air, but following Wu Yaotao's point, there was an obvious pause in mid-air that was visible to the naked eye.
It was suspended and fixed for three to four seconds before continuing to fall.
Sun Keke looked at Wu Daotao with wide eyes and curiosity.
"This is also one of my Qingyun Sect's spells, called the Suspension Technique. From easy to difficult...the larger the object, the more difficult it is. The faster the object, the more difficult it is. The longer it takes to fix, the more difficult it is.
"
"Standing method?!" Sun Keke's eyes lit up!
This is also what the monkey knows...eating flat peaches...
I've watched this episode!
Wu Taotao nodded, and read the formula a few times loudly in front of Sun Keke, so that Sun Keke could remember it, and then said: "Try it and let me see."
Sun Keke took a deep breath, and Erya next to her gave Sun Keke the rag she picked up.
Sun Keke took it, threw it into the sky over the yard, quickly recited a mantra, raised his hand and pointed: "Ding!"
Pia!
The rag fell directly to the ground.
Wu Daotao laughed: "I'm just saying it's not that evil. Maybe when you were practicing the Light Body Technique just now, you accidentally affected some other ability you had awakened. How can anyone learn my magic so quickly?
of……"
Saying that, Wu Daotao breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to get up to pick up the rag, but found that Erya next to him raised his head and stared at the sky above the yard, and then pulled Wu Daotao's clothes hard.
"Master, look!"
"ha?"
"She, it's not that she didn't fix it, she missed the shot. She didn't fix the rag, but fixed something else..."
Wu Taotao raised his head...
Looking over the yard...
A mountain eagle that had passed by was now suspended quietly in the air, motionless...
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When the middle-aged woman came back, she was carrying a rabbit she had just caught from the mountains.
After raising his legs and entering the mountain gate, he saw his husband Wu Taotao looking up into the sky in the yard. Erya was sitting on a stool, holding her chin with both hands and looking up into the sky.
Sun Keke, on the other hand, seemed to have lost his mind.
"You guys... Huh? Teacher Xiao Sun is here too." The middle-aged woman rolled her black and white eyes.
Unexpectedly, neither her husband nor his apprentice paid any attention to him.
Wu Taotao even touched Erya: "How long has it been?"
Erya quickly turned around and glanced at the wall clock hanging in the main room: "It's almost an hour."
The middle-aged woman frowned: "I'm talking to you!"
Erya then raised his head and glanced at Master Niang, and said seriously: "Master Niang, something big happened at home!"
"What could happen!"
"I met a real genius today!
well!
After all, it’s me, Situ Beixuan, who has underestimated everyone in the world!”
The middle-aged woman rolled her eyes: "It's so early in the morning, why are you so crazy!"
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Ten minutes later.
"Absolutely impossible!!" the middle-aged woman raised her eyebrows and shouted!
Can you fly more than ten meters after reciting the Light Body Jue for the first time?
The first time you recited the Suspension Technique, was it possible to freeze a rapidly flying mountain eagle that was far away in mid-air for more than an hour?
Absolutely impossible!
The middle-aged woman knows that there are great geniuses in this world - she herself is a genius that the Qingyun Sect has only seen for hundreds of years!
It is said that his talent is on par with his ancestors in the past.
She can jump more than ten meters in the light body technique. She practiced it for several months before she could do it!
It took her several years to freeze a big flying bird!
Even if there are people in the world who are more talented than me, middle-aged women can accept it.
But being able to do it the first time...that is definitely not something that can be explained by the word genius!
Let's put it this way.
Take out a page of a book and read it once and memorize it - that's genius. After all, there are people in this world who have this unique ability to memorize pictures and texts.
But I can only memorize one page or a few pages or a dozen pages at most.
If you take out an English-Chinese dictionary, this person can memorize it from the first page to the last page.
Either this guy is the reincarnation of a photocopier!
Either...this person is...
I’ve carried it before!
It took more than ten minutes to listen to the two family members explaining the situation, and another half an hour to think carefully about it.
The middle-aged woman looked solemn and waved to Sun Keke: "Girl, come here."
Sun Keke took a few steps closer, a little surprised.
"You have really never..."
"I have never practiced before, and this is my first time listening to it." Sun Keke said with certainty.
The middle-aged woman took a deep breath and said slowly: "My Qingyun Sect has been established for hundreds of years, and the ancestors of the sect have created mysterious laws. There are thirty-six laws of Tiangang and seventy-two laws of Earthly Evil, a total of one hundred and eight great laws. In addition, there are also
There are several side sects and small methods, which are small creations of disciples in the past generations and are not counted as the mainstream inheritance of the sect.
We, the descendants, are unworthy, and some have been passed down, while others have been cut off from the inheritance because of the incompetence of future generations and their inability to learn.
There are forty-four spells that are still intact today.
I spent half my life intensively studying and rummaging through the ancient books in the sect, trying to restore and complete the incomplete ones. In more than ten years, I deduced nine exercises, which was increased to forty-four.
Fifty-three gates. But even so, it is equivalent to throwing away half of the inheritance of our ancestors."
"Hmm..." Sun Keke looked confused, not understanding why this middle-aged woman was introducing this to her.
"The Suspension Technique and Light Body Technique they taught you are both earth evil techniques. Now I will teach you some more Tiangang techniques!"
"Return, teach again?" Sun Keke was a little frightened.
"Well! It doesn't matter! You'll never know until you try it!"
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"Wall penetration!"
Sun Keke slammed into it with his eyes closed, and then ran more than ten meters in one breath!
When I turned around, I had already passed through three rooms, not to mention passing through the wall!
If I take two more steps, I will run out of the mountain gate!
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"Control objects from the air!"
The water vat outside the kitchen soared into the air!
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"Spring comes out of dead trees!"
In late autumn, the locust trees in the courtyard, which were already covered with withered yellow, suddenly bloomed with green all over!!
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"Five thunder blasts..."
"Don't!! Stop it!!!" Wu Daotao yelled: "Don't use this spell at home! Who's to blame if the house collapses!"
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The middle-aged woman gasped and looked at Sun Keke, whose face was getting more and more nervous.
Suddenly, she breathed out: "Next, I will teach you, the body of murderous intent!"
After reciting a mantra quickly, the woman stood two steps away.
After listening to this, Sun Keke took a deep breath and read it again...
Five seconds later...
"Do you feel it?"
"...No." Sun Keke looked confused.
"Really?"
"No! I didn't feel anything at all this time."
The middle-aged woman looked strange.
A hint of absolute despair flashed in her eyes!
He slowly said: "Okay, let's try it one last time. I'll teach you a set of our Qingyun Sect's authentic heart techniques, which are the basic internal methods for practicing the origin of all the spells in our sect."
"Ah...is this appropriate? This is our sect..." Wu Daotao tried to interrupt from the side.
"Shut up! You don't understand!" the middle-aged woman glared and shouted!
As he said that, he started to recite it quickly in front of Sun Keke.
Over a cup of tea, the middle-aged woman finished reciting it, and Sun Keke followed suit.
This time, after Sun Keke finished reciting silently, he suddenly sat down slowly, his eyes were slightly closed, and his breath gradually became longer and longer, looming...
After a while, I saw a faint light appearing on Sun Keke's Heavenly Spirit Cover!
The breath sprayed out from his mouth was like burning incense, lingering to the top of his head, and mixed with the light...
Gradually solidify and take shape.
The middle-aged woman was finally shocked!
She staggered, took three steps back, and screamed with a trembling voice!
"Three, three flowers gather at the top, five, five, five qi rise toward, toward..."
Plop!
The woman sat on the ground!
The next second, she turned over and jumped up. With a wave of her sleeves, a strong wind swept Sun Keke up from the ground. With another wave of her hand, a sharp light flew out of the room and landed in her hand. It was a long sword!
The woman pointed her sword at Sun Keke and shouted: "Hey!! Who are you! Where did you secretly learn the authentic mystical method of our Qingyun Sect! But you come to the door and pretend to be pretentious!!"
Sun Keke was so confused!
Even Wu Daotao and Erya were dumbfounded!
Wu Taotao: "Hey! Why are you using your sword? Oh, put it down quickly, this..."
"Idiot! Take the child and retreat!" the middle-aged woman raised her eyebrows and yelled: "Don't you understand? She mastered all the spells I just taught her!
But if the murderous intention enters the body, it cannot be learned!
Because the intention to kill is something I created myself a few years ago!
But she knows all the inheritance of our sect... just because she didn't learn it new on the spot! She knew it before!!"
There is also this mental method of three flowers gathering at the top and five qi heading toward the source!
A genius can learn magic in one go!
How can one reach such a state of cultivation in just one step of learning!"
As she said that, the woman straightened her sword and shouted at Sun Keke: "Who are you, your Excellency! With such a level of cultivation, you come to my door to play tricks on us!
You...how on earth do you know so many spells of our Qingyun Sect!!"
Sun Keke's face was shocked, frightened, and more confused.
"I, I don't know... I really don't know anything... I don't understand anything you said..."
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In Jinling City.
Chen Nuo was cooking at home when the spatula flew up and down.
suddenly……
"Um!?"
Chen Nuo's eyes narrowed, and the spatula in his hand broke instantly!
Seeing that he couldn't control the strength in his hand and broke the spatula, Chen Nuo immediately took a step back, waved his hand, and the fire on the stove was extinguished, and he turned off the stove and gas.
Chen Nuo quickly exited the kitchen.
"Uncontrolled spillover of power? Damn it!"
Chen Nuo had a surprised expression, and then quickly reached out and touched his face.
We are all in control, how can this situation still happen?
A little inside look...
Damn it! Why did I suddenly become stronger again?!