Chapter 523 [If you can't get along with you, you can't get along with me]
Chapter 523 [If I can’t get along with you, I can’t get along with me]
Author: dance
Chapter 523 [If I can’t get along with you, I can’t get along with me]
Chapter 517 [If you can’t get along with you, you can’t get along with me]
In the morning, a crow flew from nowhere on a big tree outside the ruined old house, and it just screamed "croaking" there, making it annoying.
Wu Daotao, who got up early to practice Qigong, finally managed to get into trance, but was unable to enter the state due to the shouting, so he had to look up and curse.
There is a fixed number of days that you enter and carry every day. If you miss it once or twice, you can exchange it for a meal of "Senior's Love Whip" at the same price.
But the big tree was very high, so Wu Daotao tried to jump and climb. When he reached the top of the tree, the crow had already fluttered away and landed on another big tree, continuing to croak.
Wu Daotao had been busy for a while, and when he was helpless, he suddenly heard a powerful "whoosh" sound!
A stone was shot out from the yard, and the crow squatting on the treetop suddenly screamed a few times, fluttered its wings, dropped a few fallen feathers, and flew away in a hurry.
Chen Nuo stood in the yard and saw Yunyin casually throw away the remaining stones in his hand and turned around and entered the house without saying a word. Chen Nuo's eyes suddenly narrowed and he looked at Yunyin's back thoughtfully.
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Today, Erya finally got relief and left the back mountain early in the morning to go to school.
I had taken two days off before, but schooling was a serious matter for my children. After practicing for two days in the back mountain, I still couldn't afford to be absent from school for a long time, so I and Chen Nuoyin went to school after taking leave.
However, it has been agreed that these days, Erya will go back to the back mountain after school every day, live in the back mountain, and practice with Patriarch Yunyin in his spare time.
Erya left, and the supervisor during the day became Chen Nuo. Yunyin was in the room, typing again by herself - but her typing skills had improved very quickly.
After practicing all morning, in the afternoon, Yunyin actually showed mercy and allowed Wu Daotao to practice by himself in the afternoon - saying that he was allowed to experience and comprehend the techniques he had learned and practiced these days.
——Wu Daotao actually got half a day's rest out of thin air, which almost made Wu Daotao burst into tears of gratitude.
He shouted subconsciously, and as soon as he finished cheering, Wu Daotao immediately woke up and quickly ducked his head to secretly take a look at the "Grandmaster Yunyin". Seeing that although Yunyin's face was cold, he didn't look angry, so he quickly bowed.
Resign yourself.
He wants to go back to his home in Qingyunmen Courtyard in Qianshan!
I want to take a bath! I want to drink! I want to eat meat!!
I want to sleep on a big bed with a mattress at home! I want air conditioning!
I want to eat popsicles!!
These days in the back mountains, although it can't be said that I sleep in the open air, I can only sleep with the sky and quilt as my bed every day, and I have to go to the woods to deal with diarrhea every day.
For washing and other things, there is also drinking water brought by the middle-aged woman.
But the only way to take a bath is to go to the springs and streams in the mountains.
Wu Taotao can't help but want to cry every day, okay?
Now that I am middle-aged, I actually go to the back mountain to live this life of ascetic cultivation?
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Seeing Wu Daotao running away as light as a swallow, Chen Nuo couldn't help but sigh: "You actually let him rest for half a day."
Yunyin shook his head: "Haste makes waste. His talent is not good, and he has reached the limit under the high pressure these days. If he doesn't let him relax, he will have rebellious thoughts later, and his heart will be restless, and his inner breath will probably fall into the trap."
If there is a bottleneck, it will be difficult to make progress.”
After hearing this, Chen Nuo just nodded, then thought for a moment and asked, "He's gone, what should we do today?"
Yunyin glanced at Chen Nuo and suddenly said: "I'm going for a walk in the mountains."
After a pause, he seemed to hesitate, but still said to Chen Nuo: "If you are willing, you can come with me."
Before Chen Nuo could finish speaking, Yunyin had already rushed out of the ruined old house, landed dozens of meters away, and then slowly walked into the jungle and headed towards the hillside behind.
Chen Nuo thought for a moment and followed him.
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In the afternoon, the two of them wandered around in the woods at the back of the mountain, and unknowingly reached the top of the mountain.
There were many wild fruit trees in the mountains. Yunyin picked a few wild chestnuts at will, peeled off the thorn-covered skin, and held each chestnut in the palm of his hand.
He pinched it randomly with two fingers, and with a pop, he pinched open a chestnut, tore the skin off and threw it into his mouth.
Chen Nuo saw this and smiled: "Isn't the raw food astringent?"
With that said, he ran to the nearby mountain spring and stream, got some fallen branches, and made a fire. He took a handful of chestnuts from Yunyin's hand and buried them in the fire.
After a while, the aroma was fragrant. Chen Nuo grabbed the chestnuts out of the air, rubbed the hot chestnuts and peeled them open. He ate one and said with a smile: "The chestnuts in the mountains don't contain enough sugar and are not sweet enough. But they still smell very fragrant."
of."
He handed one to Yunyin.
Yunyin finally ate one, but looked at the fire: "With this fire, it would be great to have a barbecue here."
Chen Nuo thought for a while and then smiled and said: "Simple, there are many wild birds, sparrows and so on in the mountains, let's go to the woods and shoot them.
Well, shoot a hundred sparrows, cook them by the stream, and then bake them. This is called a feast of a hundred birds."
Yunyin looked slightly sad, shook his head and frowned and whispered: "We two can't eat a hundred sparrows, so why kill so many sparrows? The bird people in the mountains live by themselves and don't offend anyone."
Chen Nuo looked at Yunyin and said, "Then don't kill the sparrows, just find a rabbit nest and catch a wild rabbit. There must be rabbits in this mountain."
"Rabbit..." Yunyin blurted out something to say, but shut up again. After thinking for a moment, he continued to shake his head: "Forget it, I don't want to eat rabbit meat."
Chen Nuo knew it well, so he continued: "Then... I remember when I came here last time, there was a bamboo forest in the south of the mountain. Let's go look for it and dig some bamboo shoots to roast and eat."
Yunyin seemed to be relieved and nodded: "Bamboo shoots... are just fine."
The two of them flew up, and the bamboo forest several miles away arrived in a short time. After entering the forest, the two of them looked for bamboo shoots everywhere.
The mental tentacles spread out, and the bamboo shoots on the ground were nowhere to be seen. In just a moment, more than ten kilograms were dug out.
Chen Nuo also found a nest of bamboo rats. After a closer look, he saw that they were very fat and wanted to dig them out.
After Yunyin took one look at it, a look of disgust appeared on his face: "This thing from the wild is full of parasites. If you want to roast it and eat it, you won't be afraid of getting sick."
After saying that, he turned around and left.
Chen Nuo smiled softly and followed behind.
Carrying more than ten kilograms of bamboo shoots, he returned to the mountain spring and stream. The fire was still not extinguished. Chen Nuo added more firewood, ran to squat by the stream, peeled and cleaned the bamboo shoots, cut them open, and found a bamboo strip to cut.
Cut the bamboo shoots into several bamboo skewers and roast them by the fire.
The roasted bamboo shoots are crisp and sweet, with a rich fragrance.
Yunyin actually ate four or five pieces in one go. Chen Nuo didn't try to compete with her, but just roasted them silently.
Finally, I went for a walk in the stream, caught two fish and came back. I got a piece of bamboo to use as a knife, and I disemboweled the fish by the stream. After scraping off the fish scales, I put them on bamboo sticks and hung them on the fire.
bake.
Yunyin went into the woods while Chen Nuo was killing the fish, but came out again after roasting it. Chen Nuo smiled and gave one of the fish to the woman. After she took it, she didn't refuse and took a bite.
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Chen Nuo's barbecue skills are actually average, but as a top controller, he has strong mental power and meticulous control over the heat. This fish was grilled to a crisp on the outside and fragrant on the inside. Although some condiments were missing, it tasted very bland, but
After all, it's full of fragrance.
Yunyin ate a fish without realizing it, and then went to the stream to wash her hands.
After finishing this simple and hearty lunch, the two of them casually found a place to sit down in the shade of a tree by the stream.
In the mountains at noon, the heat was not abating, but Chen Nuo just used his mental power to control the airflow at will, and brought up gusts of wind in the forest, blowing away the hot heat.
Yunyin was looking at the stream in front of her and the hillside in the distance, slightly lost in thought, when Chen Nuo beside her suddenly spoke in a low voice as if inspired by something: "Look at this mountain, does it look like Langya Mountain where our school went on a spring outing?
"
"Well, yes..." Yunyin was not prepared, and after subconsciously responding with three words, she immediately reacted, her face changed, and she looked at Chen Nuo with wide eyes and surprise.
Chen Nuo looked at "Yun Yin", his eyes became softer and softer little by little, and finally sighed softly, stretched out his hand to touch her cheek, and softly shouted: "Coco."
"Yunyin" stared blankly at Chen Nuo, letting this hateful guy's hand touch her face, but finally her eyes turned red and she burst into tears: "You, when did you realize it?"
Arrived?"
"I discovered it this morning. You took action to deal with the crows outside the yard, but you didn't shoot the flat-haired beast. You just frightened it and let it fly away.
I have befriended that woman Yunyin. Although she is not a bad person, she is cold-hearted and cruel. How can she be so compassionate?
When we entered the mountains, you stopped me from shooting sparrows, but you didn't dare to let me catch rabbits. Even you were reluctant to let me kill bamboo rats, and you even found the excuse that the beasts have parasites.
That woman Yunyin has absolutely no such kind heart. The only one who is so kind and soft-hearted is my gentle Sun Pangpang."
The more Chen Nuo spoke, the gentler his voice became. At the end of the sentence, Sun Keke finally burst into tears.
She grabbed Chen Nuo's hand hard, crying with tears and snot flowing out, but she shook her head and shouted: "What's the excuse! Wild animals have parasites!
The bamboo rat is so chubby and pitiful, why should we eat it?"
Chen Nuo gently patted the school beauty Sun in his arms on the back.
I was complaining in my heart, well...if I said "Rabbits are so cute, why do I eat rabbits?" I would be happy.
While crying, Sun Keke wiped her tears on Chen Nuo's sleeve. Finally, she got even more angry and grabbed Chen Nuo's sleeve and wiped her nose on it.
Chen Nuo smiled bitterly and did not struggle, just letting the girl vent her grievances in his arms.
He took out a pack of paper towels from his pocket, opened it and stuffed it in. He smiled bitterly and said in a low voice, "If you wipe it again, my clothes will be shameful. I have to wash them myself when I get back."
Sun Keke shook his head and cried even harder: "I don't care, I just want to cry! I just want to cry!! I feel so uncomfortable here! I sleep in a broken house every night, and there are mosquitoes!!"
"Didn't you light mosquito coils and sprinkle insect repellent water?" Chen Nuo comforted.
"But the ground is so hard... wow!!"
"Also, I want to take a shower! I haven't taken a shower for many days! Wow..."
"There are so many snakes in the mountains. I can hear the movement of rats and snakes under the ruins of the old house. I'm so scared that I can't sleep every day! Wow..."
Listening to Sun Keke crying louder and louder, crying until she was out of breath, Chen Nuo helplessly hugged the girl with both hands.
Indeed...it also made her suffer.
Although Sun Keke's family is not from a wealthy family, she is still a girl who has lived in the city since she was a child and was raised in the palm of her parents' hands.
To put it in words twenty years later: Who is not a baby anymore?
Being taken away from her by Yunyin and living in the ruins of the back mountain these days, sleeping in the open air, was indeed a hardship she had never experienced in her life.
"But at that time, wasn't your body controlled by Yunyin?" Chen Nuo asked.
"She is in control, but my consciousness is always there." Sun Keke's cry gradually became smaller, and she explained in a low voice: "I was actually awake all the time, and I could see and hear everything around me, but I didn't
Control of the body.”
"So you knew about it on the first day I came here?"
"Well, I knew it the first time you came. I could see you and hear you talking to her. But I couldn't say a word, and I couldn't control even one of my eyelashes." Sun
Coco shook her head.
Chen Nuo asked curiously: "Then what happened today? Why was she so kind and gave you back control of her body?"
Sun Keke was silent for a moment, then shook his head and said: "I don't know either. She suddenly told me in her consciousness last night that she wanted to take a rest today and give her body back to me for a day. When it gets dark, she will take it again.
Take control. I am..."
After hearing this, Chen Nuo was a little confused. He didn't understand Yunyin's intention of doing this, but he couldn't think about it at the moment, so he whispered: "Then, why didn't you tell me in the morning, and you still tried to hide it from me all day long?
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Sun Keke suddenly trembled, and pushed Chen Nuo away with both arms. He raised his head and looked into Chen Nuo's eyes faintly: "I tell you...then, how do I face you? And in what capacity do I face you?
What about you, Chen Nuo? Your ex-girlfriend?"
Chen Nuo stopped talking.
"Every time we meet now, I feel very uncomfortable, you know." Sun Keke said, his eyes turning red again.
Chen Nuo pondered the words in his mind and whispered: "Actually, I..."
"No." Sun Keke pressed Chen Nuo's mouth, his eyes filled with resentment, and whispered: "You must say you're sorry for me again, I don't want to hear you say this."
She turned her head and looked at the sky. Then, she moved her body slightly and slowly leaned on Chen Nuo's shoulder: "Chen Nuo, from now on, don't say a word, okay? Just let me
So dependent on you.
We sit here, saying nothing, saying nothing, just leaning on each other quietly, and spending the day together - just leaning on each other like this until dark."
Chen Nuo's eyes were complicated, and he finally nodded gently, letting the girl next to him cling to his shoulder.
In the afternoon, in the mountain streams, streams, lush forests, and under the shade of the trees, the young man and woman cuddled together.
If you just look at it this way, it seems that the picture is actually quite beautiful.
But...however, some people look like humans, but they have mouths.
But we just cuddled up like this for less than half an hour.
"Well, there's something I actually want to say."
"...Chen Nuo...you...hey, okay, what do you want to say?"
"Aren't you complaining about not taking a shower for so many days?"
"...Ah!" Sun Keke suddenly bounced away from Chen Nuo, his face full of panic: "I, do I smell bad?"
"No, no, no, it doesn't stink at all, it has no taste." Chen Nuo smiled bitterly and said: "Yunyin's strength is not much worse than mine. At this level, as long as she wants to, she can use her mind power to spread all over her body and clean her body.
The dust will not accumulate and dirt will not accumulate. Even if you don’t shower for many days, it will not be dirty or smelly.”
"and you?"
"I mean, don't you want to take a bath? It's only afternoon anyway, and there's still a lot of time today, and she won't be back until tonight. Why don't we go down to the town and find a hotel or something like this while you can take advantage of it?"
Would you like to take a quick shower?"
Sun Keke stopped talking and was silent for a while. She looked at Chen Nuo with a red face, and there was something strange in her eyes: "Chen Nuo, you...are not trying to trick me into getting a room?"
"Of course not." Chen Nuo quickly denied it, but he could only spread his hands and assume a rogue posture: "... Just say whether you want to go or not."
"……go!"
After all, for a girl of Sun Keke's age, she has not taken a bath for more than ten days, and now the word "bath" has a magical appeal.
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In a town about three miles away from the village.
At the door of the only state-run bookstore in the town, West Germany, whose curly hair had been shaved into a round head, was carrying a backpack, wearing a brand-new primary school uniform and a red scarf around his neck.
He is also holding his special "dad" in his hand.
I just picked out a composition collection for primary school students and a math problem book in the bookstore.
Sid took a cream ice brick from the freezer at the door of the bookstore, looked at Brother Lei with a smile and nodded.
Brother Lei immediately paid the money enthusiastically.
"Um...where should we go next, sir?"
"I told you, don't call me Sir, Dad." Sid bit the ice cream brick that started to melt, shook his head and said, "I'm not Chinese, the title Sir is very weird, and... I didn't tell you that.
Well, I will treat you very seriously as my father now."
Brother Lei swallowed hard and spit.
Well, there was indeed a conversation last night about "taking the father-son relationship very seriously."
But, how dare I believe it?!
What is wrong with this boss!!
It is said that he is more capable than Mr. Nuo!
Do you recognize your father in this world?!
He doesn't know where he is wrong now, he wants to recognize me as his father.
What if I regret it after two days and get angry and slap me to death?
Moreover, what is wrong with this person!
There was no class in elementary school today, so I dragged myself to the town and said I would go to the bookstore to buy books!
Oh my God!
Also buy a composition selection!
Buy the exercise book!
Are you an elementary school student and are you addicted?!
Just now, before going to the bookstore, I asked him to take him to a barber shop in the town and told him to cut his hair short.
It was said by the school teacher that the short hair was too long and did not comply with the student code of conduct.
So, under Brother Lei's frightened gaze, the old barber in the town took a clipper and pushed West Germany's long curly hair into a round inch!
I'm afraid this barber who has lived in the town for half his life doesn't know that he has unintentionally achieved a terrible achievement!
The top experts in the world today, and the other seeds, even if they fight to the death with all their strength, they may not be able to damage a single hair of West Germany.
As a result, an old barber in the town easily flattened his head with a clipper.
Seeing that Brother Lei still looked frightened, West De sighed: "Actually, you really can relax a little bit, Dad."
If you don’t call me dad, I will feel more relaxed!!
Brother Lei feels very tired.
Sid squinted his eyes and looked at Brother Lei: "So you would feel uncomfortable calling you daddy?"
"Yeah!!" Brother Lei nodded - Brother Lei was not curious about the other party's ability to read minds. He had already seen it in the past two days.
"Then, let me change my name and call you... dad?"
Don’t! Brother Lei was shocked.
"Old man?"
I can’t afford it! I can’t afford it!!
West De sighed, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "How about I call you Lao Wu? I heard that in many father-son relationships, the son will call his father this way."
Brother Lei was confused.
Lao Wu... just Lao Wu.
It's okay, it's less scary than having a "dad" all at once.
If I keep shouting like this, I'm afraid I'll have to take Suixin Jiuxin Pills.
West Germany glanced at him, shook his head and said with a relaxed expression: "Don't worry, Old Wu, as long as I am by your side, you don't need to take any quick-acting heart-saving pills. As long as you are in front of me, you can't die even if you want to."
.No power in this world can kill you.
Anyone who can't get along with you can't get along with me!"
Brother Lei: “…………”
All right……
Although I don’t know why this boss plays this kind of role-playing game so seriously...
Although I know this father and son are fake.
But... what he said...
It’s still quite refreshing!
At this moment, West Germany suddenly reached out and stabbed Brother Lei. He smiled and raised his chin: "Old Wu, look. It's across the road!"
Brother Lei looked up and saw diagonally across the road in the town.
In front of one of the best hotels in town...
Chen Nuo and that girl Sun Keke, side by side, slowly walked into the hotel lobby...
Brother Lei's expression suddenly became weird!
Damn it?
I saw... Mr. Nuo and that girl Keke entered the hotel and booked a room?!