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Chapter 80【What the fuck?】
Chen Nuo felt that he might have inadvertently opened up a way to make money.
There was originally a plan to use the account [Jack] to fish and hook out the client behind the scenes.
But now I feel a little hesitant.
Or simply wait for the mission to fail, and then the client behind the scenes will entrust the killer to do the job.
Will you grab another one when the time comes?
Hey, that's the way to go.
Or play a little more wildly.
Just open a post yourself and offer a bounty mission to assassinate yourself!
Then come one to grab one, come two to grab a pair!
If you can attract a big boss with a gold account, it will be enough to grab one vote for ten years.
Well, Chen Yanluo is very happy.
In fact, he knew very well that his strength had not yet returned to its peak, and if he really attracted a golden boss, he would definitely be the one to kneel down.
Let’s not talk about others, such as the Queen of the Starry Sky. Don’t look at Chen Yanluo’s stubbornness in arguing with people on the website.
If he really stood in front of Chen Nuo, he would definitely turn around and run! Run as fast as you want!
Regarding Jiang Yingzi’s matter, the client behind the fishing case is not in a hurry and will let it rest for a few days.
Anyway, there will be no new commissions within thirty days. At the same time, the longer the delay, the more anxious the other party will be.
Let's stay up for a few more days.
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May 4th, Youth Day.
Early in the morning, Chen Nuo went to Brother Lei's car dealership and picked up his sister Chen Xiaoye.
Xiao Zizi has gained a little weight after not seeing her for a few days. Apparently Brother Lei is feeding her well.
The long holiday is not over yet, Brother Lei's store held a discount promotion, and business was very good.
Bald Lei, his face shiny, directed the shop assistants to move the electric scooters out.
Recently, he negotiated a new price with the manufacturer and increased the supply volume. The number of black car sales has become less and less.
Well, because we are making electric cars, what we recycle are not stolen black cars.
What a special battery!
After taking Xiao Zizi to eat pan-fried buns, Chen Nuo took her sister home leisurely.
Sun Keke called on the way and said that he had returned from grandma's house and asked Chen Nuo to go home for lunch.
Chen Nuo thought about the big holiday and was embarrassed to be empty-handed, so he went to the supermarket to pick up two bottles of Yanghe wine.
As a result, Lao Sun scolded me when I came to the door.
"It's not easy for you to work part-time, and you earn all your money by skipping classes. You just come to eat, why do you buy such expensive wine?"
Lao Sun put the wine on the shoe cabinet at the door: "Take it back when I leave later and return it to the supermarket."
Chen Nuo ignored him at all, took out a bottle, and tore open the packaging box in a few clicks.
"Hey! You kid..." Lao Sun didn't have time to stop him.
Chen Nuo shook the bottle of wine in his hand: "It's opened and you can't return it. Drink it, Lao Sun, let's share a bottle."
Lao Sun sighed: "You are still a student, what are you drinking? Drink juice!"
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After all, the wine was opened and drank.
How can Lao Sun's temper be compared to someone like Chen Nuo?
At first, he never drank, then Chen Nuo persuaded Lao Sun to take a sip, then Chen Nuo poured half a cup to accompany him, and then the two drank three cups in a row...
Before I knew it, more than half of the bottle of wine was gone.
Lao Sun's drinking capacity was average, and in the end he blushed and smelled of alcohol: "I won't do this next time!"
But after all, he was still considerate. When Chen Nuo touched the cigarette with a playful smile on the dinner table, Lao Sun glared over and stopped Chen Nuo.
But the wine still couldn't stop me.
In the Chinese tradition, the elders are not very disgusted with boys drinking, especially Chen Nuo, who is only eighteen years old, but has already started his own life.
Regarding the matter of drinking, Lao Sun half-heartedly dismissed it, pinching his nose and then admitting it.
The food was cooked by Yang Xiaoyi. What should I say, Mrs. Yang?
As for character, Chen Nuo looked down upon him very much.
But the food is really good.
A plate of fried pork liver with green pepper, a plate of braised bream, a plate of fried pork slices with cauliflower. A pot of winter melon and pork ribs soup, and a plate of fried peanuts for the two men to drink with.
It's all home-cooked food, and the Sun family basically doesn't treat Chen Nuo as an outsider.
Lao Sun was constantly persuaded by Chen Nuo to drink. He drank too much and even got some on his face.
Sun Keke on the side carefully picked up vegetables for Xiao Zizi, peeking at his parents from time to time, and then peeking at Chen Nuo.
The girl was quite shy, and she always felt that today's meal and this scene were a bit subtle.
Like...
Like when a son-in-law comes to visit his father-in-law during the holidays?
Sun Keke's face turned red with embarrassment, but his eyes looked at Chen Nuo, full of sweetness.
When Lao Sun was about half a pound down, he was already on top of his head. He sighed a few times, grabbed Chen Nuo's arm vaguely, and whispered: "Boy, you must have some energy, you must have some energy..."
"Well, Lao Sun, I work very hard to make money."
"I don't count on you anymore for your studies. You, your mind is not on that." Lao Sun waved his hand, took another sip of wine, and exhaled: "But you must take the right path! Make decent money! Understand.
What? Otherwise, otherwise..."
Lao Sun looked at his daughter and whispered: "Otherwise... how can I trust you to hand over Cocoa in the future?"
"Dad!" Sun Keke heard this and whispered shyly.
Yang Xiaoyi also frowned: "Old Sun, you drank too much!"
"No." Lao Sun smiled bitterly: "I can't stop it... It's harmful... I can't stop it. This kid is as spirited as a ghost. Our daughter has a stubborn temperament, so she was seduced by this kid.
What can I do, what should I do..."
As he said this, Lao Sun suddenly became afraid of the table, slammed the table, and glared at the young man and woman: "I'm telling you! You are not allowed to fall in love before graduation!!!"
Sun Keke blushed and was embarrassed to speak.
Chen Nuo picked up a peanut and threw it into his mouth, smiling and saying: "Well, what about after graduation?"
"After graduation... after graduation..." Lao Sun shook his head: "After graduation, Keke will go to college, and I won't care so much..."
"Sure!" Chen Nuo picked up the wine glass, saluted Old Sun, and said sternly: "Old Sun, I promise you, before Keke graduates, we will be more in love than polite!"
Old Sun looked at Chen Nuo blankly, picked up the cup and finished drinking, then shook his head: "Look, look! This kid is not a human being! He is a human being!"
Yang Xiaoyi's face was not so pretty: "Old Sun! You drank too much! You talk so much! The child is still young, so what are you talking about? Can you tell me clearly what will happen in the future now?"
Chen Nuo recognized the smell and glanced at Yang Xiaoyi with a smile.
Lao Sun really drank too much and didn't care at all. He pointed directly at his wife and said, "You don't understand. You really don't understand. You haven't understood it yet."
He stared at the wine glass in front of him again and whispered: "I understand, I understand everything. This boy is quite interesting.
Look at Xiao Zizi, he saw him and found out that he was wronged. The child took his sister back directly. He lived a tight life by himself, but he didn't want to see his sister being wronged, so he was willing to support her.
What is this called? This is called character!
I was originally worried about him. He is young and energetic, so he should not go out and fool around on the streets.
The result was good, and I went to work for Boss Lei.
That boss Lei looks fierce, but he is actually not a bad person.
Now we are taking the right path and becoming a serious electric vehicle dealer.
Chen Nuo follows him to work, which is good and the right way!
At such an old age, raising a younger sister and working to make money, the path has not gone astray.
It’s not easy!”
With that said, Lao Sun picked up the cup again and stood up directly.
Chen Nuo saw that the glass was actually empty, so he quickly picked up the wine bottle and filled it for Lao Sun.
Old Sun felt bored again.
"Our old Sun family is not a family that dislikes the poor and loves the rich! As long as the children have good character and are willing to make progress, I will not dislike them!"
After saying that, Lao Sun put down his wine glass, slipped under the table...
Yes, Lao Sun was completely drunk.
Chen Nuo scratched his head, thinking that his future father-in-law had an average drinking capacity.
Yang Xiaoyi was actually a little unhappy, but she didn't say anything in the end and got up to help her husband.
Chen Nuo stepped forward to help, and together they carried Lao Sun into the bedroom and lay down.
Chen Xiaoye sat there a little worried, and gently pulled Sun Keke.
"Sister Coco...why is your dad talking loudly to my brother? Does he not like my brother?"
Sun Keke blushed with embarrassment, but pinched Xiao Zi's cheek: "No, my dad talks like that because he likes your brother."
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Now that Lao Sun is lying down, the meal is over.
Chen Nuo didn't bother to stay and look at Yang Xiaoyi's face. It was obvious that this woman was very dissatisfied with herself.
It’s no wonder that women are expected to become successful.
Old Sun is a good person, but his wife may not be. This woman is very realistic. It seems that Chen Nuo will not be admitted to college and has no intention of continuing her studies. Yang Xiaoyi must not be very satisfied with her daughter having such a boyfriend in the future.
But... no matter what she thinks.
Chen Nuo stood up to say goodbye and left Lao Sun's house with Xiao Zizi. When he went downstairs, he passed by the third floor and remembered that Lao Jiang also lived here.
It’s a big holiday and I came over to see the class teacher, so the Chinese teacher wouldn’t be left behind either.
So I went downstairs to the supermarket and looked around. I didn't know whether Lao Jiang smoked or drank, so I bought a box of tea - every time we met to make up lessons, Lao Jiang always carried an enamel tea jar.
Pulling Xiao Yezi up to the third floor again, she came to the door of Lao Jiang's house and knocked on the door.
Bang bang bang.
The door opened, and a strange middle-aged woman stood inside.
He has a round face and facial features that look very festive. But he has some freckles on his face, which makes him look a little older.
The skin is not very white, but has a slightly sickly appearance.
This is Chiang Kai-shek's wife.
Chen Nuo had long heard that Chiang Kai-shek's wife had been suffering from chronic diseases for many years, so it seemed to be in line with the legend.
In fact, every time he came to Lao Jiang's house to make up lessons, his wife always stayed in the room, never left the house, and never came to the living room. Therefore, Chen Nuo had never seen the person in front of him and only occasionally went to make up lessons.
At that time, we met twice, but not a word was exchanged.
"Hello, Mrs. Jiang, I am a student of Teacher Jiang." Chen Nuo's attitude was very serious: "Isn't this a holiday? Come and pay homage to Teacher Jiang."
The woman was stunned for a moment, glanced at the boy, and then at Xiao Zizi beside Chen Nuo, and smiled kindly: "Remember, you often come to my house to make up lessons, right? Come in."
After leading the brother and sister in, old Jiang's wife asked them to sit down and poured water.
Chen Nuo brought the tea, but old Jiang's wife shied away and said a few more polite words.
The layout of Lao Jiang's family is almost exactly the same as that of Lao Sun's family, except that the furnishings are more old-fashioned - obviously the economic conditions of Lao Jiang's family are slightly worse than Lao Sun's.
"You, Teacher Jiang, went to the pharmacy to buy medicine."
"Uh, Mrs. Jiang, is it Teacher Jiang or you who is feeling unwell?" Chen Nuo greeted carefully.
"Damn it, Master, Master, you are too polite." The woman was very kind: "It's you, Teacher Jiang. You twisted your waist while moving things a few days ago. You went to the drugstore to buy some plasters."
After a pause, the woman continued: "Really, don't call me Master. My surname is Song and my name is Song Qiaoyun. Just call me Aunt Song."
Chen Nuo followed the good example and immediately changed his tune.
Song Qiaoyun has a very kind temperament and a happy appearance - except that his face is a little yellow.
Especially she liked Xiao Zizi very much. She got up and went to get some candy for Xiao Zizi to eat.
Chen Nuo's eyes wandered around and saw a casserole stewed on the stove in the kitchen. Something was cooking in it, and there was a faint smell of medicine coming from it.
"Aunt Song, are you cooking Chinese medicine?"
"Well, I'm not in good health, so I usually use Chinese medicine to take care of myself." Song Qiaoyun said with a smile: "You, Teacher Jiang, usually don't dare to cook it during class at night, for fear that the smell of the medicine will hit you, so I cook it and drink it during the day.
of."
Chen Nuo's heart moved... These two people are not bad people.
Song Qiaoyun looked like the most typical kind-hearted Chinese housewife. Then she turned on the TV: "You guys watch TV and drink tea. Lao Jiang should be back soon. The pharmacy is not far away.
A few steps away.”
Now it was difficult for Chen Nuo to leave, so he had to continue to sit quietly with Ye Zi. Fortunately, children's mental energy can be easily transferred. Song Qiaoyun chose a channel with cartoons, and little Ye Zi was soon fascinated by it.
Chen Nuo chatted with Song Qiaoyun all the time.
Song Qiaoyun actually had a cheerful temperament, so she smiled and said, "Actually, I've heard of your name, Chen Nuo, right? You're the one who's very courageous and has sex with the daughter of the old Sun family?"
"Uh..." Chen Nuo smiled and said nothing.
"Oh, let me tell you, why can't girls in the 17s and 18s get married? In our time, anyone in the 17s or 18s could get married. Well, if they don't allow it in the city, who cares about this in the countryside." Song Qiaoyun said with a smile: "
That guy, Lao Sun, is very bookish, so why bother? I think you are a good young man."
Damn, Chen Nuo thought to himself, it would be great if Lao Sun had such a mentality...
The more I look at Aunt Song in front of me, the more kind she becomes.
At this moment...
When! When! When...
The clock on the wall rang.
The time was struck on time, one o'clock in the afternoon, and it rang thirteen times.
Just when the wall clock finished ringing thirteen...
In an instant, Chen Yanluo suddenly felt that something was wrong in the atmosphere!!!
Just look at Song Qiaoyun next to you, who was sitting peacefully and smiling, but suddenly his body froze!
With a DUANG sound, he stood up straight from the chair!
Stand up straight! Just like a zombie!
He turned his head, with a blank expression on his face, and looked at Chen Nuo and then at Xiao Zizi with wide eyes.
"Hey! Where is the monster?!"
"???"
Damn it?
Chen Nuo was stupid!
Let’s look at Aunt Song again, she’s straight up the style!
Throw your sleeves, kick your legs and raise your head!
Singing from the mouth:
"Hangzhou~the beautiful scenery~unparalleled~! The shores of the West Lake~exotic flowers and plants~the fragrance of the four seasons~~"
Oops!
What a voice! What a singing voice!
Taiping lyrics! "The Legend of White Snake"!
Aunt Song finished singing in one breath and suddenly walked around the dinner table.
He grabbed the water cup on the table that was originally for Chen Nuo to drink tea from, and slapped it on the table to wake him up!
Snap!
A glass was so hanging that it didn't break!
Then he pointed at the stunned Chen Yanluo brother and sister.
"Everyone, ladies and gentlemen!
In the previous document, we mentioned that Zhao Zilong single-handedly killed seven in and seven out at Changbanpo, embracing his young master A (e) Dou, but saw that Cao A's army of 800,000 soldiers stopped (liao) from going! Cao Cao cherished his talent,
I want Zilong to dismount and accept surrender! Promise high-ranking officials to be generous in wealth and wealth! As long as you, Zhao Zilong, surrender to me today, from now on it will be the high-ranking officials who have to do it, and I can ride on any horse!
What a good Zhao Zilong, he raised his spear and rode his horse, pointed at Cao Cao from a distance and shouted:
Old thief (ze twice)! Stop talking nonsense!!"
Wow!! The words are correct and the accent is correct!!
Is this Liu Lanfang possessed?!
Chen Nuo is stupid!!
Damn it!
What a big trough!
At this time, the door was suddenly pushed open, and Lao Jiang rushed in, hugged Song Qiaoyun around the waist, and then quickly took out a small porcelain bottle from his pocket, unscrewed it and put it in front of Song Qiaoyun's nose.
, let her sniff it.
After Song Qiaoyun took a few sips, all of a sudden, all the energy in his body was released. His body, which was originally straight and stiff, also softened. He was supported by Lao Jiang and sat on a chair. He lowered his head and whispered.
Talking about something.
But it finally calmed down.
Lao Jiang wiped his sweat and breathed a sigh of relief.
Looking back at Chen Nuo, Lao Jiang looked a little ugly and forced out a smile: "I made you laugh..."
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I poured another glass of water for Chen Nuo and sat down to talk for a while.
"Lao Jiang...your wife..."
Lao Jiang sighed and waved his hand: "I have had this problem for many years." He pointed at his head and said, "There is something wrong here."
After a few words, Chen Nuo understood.
Song Qiaoyun, Chiang Kai-shek's daughter-in-law, used to be a performer in a folk art troupe. She left her workplace many years ago and was raised at home because her brain was broken.
I don’t know what’s going on. I act like a normal person most of the time, but I get sick every day.
Moreover, each attack started around 1 pm and lasted for more than an hour.
When the time comes, you will recover and return to normal.
I've had this problem for several years, and I don't know how many doctors I've seen, but nothing can be cured.
Lao Jiang was reluctant to send his wife to a mental hospital, so he took care of her at home.
Fortunately, he is a teacher. Every day between one and two or three o'clock in the afternoon, he deliberately switches classes. In addition, the school is right next to him. He goes home to take care of his wife for a few hours at noon every day. When she recovers, he will go back to work.
School.
At this moment, it has been like this for so many years.
Originally, we had found a way to treat the symptoms rather than the root cause.
Now I take medicine every day to suppress it.
If you take the medicine on time before noon every day, you can avoid getting sick.
But it was not just that Chen Nuo happened to come to the house just now. As a result, Song Qiaoyun was alone at home. She was busy entertaining Chen Nuo, making tea and chatting, and forgot about taking medicine for a few minutes.
Just a few minutes later, I got sick.
"It's also my fault. I went to the drugstore to buy things and neglected the time. It didn't matter if I went early or late. As a result..." Lao Jiang sighed: "I made you laugh."
Chen Nuo immediately shook his head and said with a smile: "No, no, no! I just listened to a piece of the Legend of White Snake for nothing! My wife's singing is quite authentic! I will come to your door some other day! Please sing the whole version for me, Master's wife."
of."
When Lao Jiang heard this, he glanced at Chen Nuo gratefully.
This kid... has a clear temper!
No wonder Lao Sun said he was annoyed by him, but he actually liked him very much.
Lao Jiang smiled bitterly: "Your wife's profession is cross talk. She has also practiced Taiping lyrics. The Legend of the White Snake is the best one she sang."
At this moment, Song Qiaoyun suddenly heard and raised his head.
"White Snake? Is that the snake demon here? Disciple! Get the golden bowl that Buddha gave me!"
Lao Jiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he went up to touch the medicine bottle and gave her a sniff.
Seeing that it was inappropriate, Chen Nuo quickly stood up and left.
Lao Jiang let go of Song Qiaoyun and walked him to the door: "Actually, it's okay. I've gotten used to it over the years. Besides, she sometimes gets sick for a short while at noon. Just go there. I, sometimes, just listen to her singing and acting.
Addicted."
Chen Nuo smiled: "You are so open-minded! Unfortunately, Old Sun's temper is too stubborn. If he were as easy-going as you, he would no longer be Director Sun, but maybe Principal Sun."
"What? Sun? Is that Sun monkey here?"
It’s over!
In the room, Song Qiaoyun's expression suddenly changed and he waved his hands vigorously.
"Quickly go and invite Tathagata Buddha!"
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Chen Nuo left.
But before the door closed, he looked through the house and happened to see the balcony...
A thrush cage hangs on a clothes rack...
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