Zheng Qing felt that he had gradually become obsessed with the feeling of being a cat.
Lying lazily under the warm sun, smelling the aroma of green grass, chewing the honey from the flowers, snoring, and feeling the beauty and comfort of life.
When you're hungry, go to the cafeteria to brush a chicken leg; when you're thirsty, sneak into the herb garden to lick the flower dew; when you're bored, catch a mouse and beat it up; when you're upset, call in a group of boys to learn how to study.
There is no burden of exams, no worries of homework, no need to worry about hunting team training, no need to run a small shop business. In my free time, I play whack-a-mole and occasionally pat a kappa.
Of course, it would be great if the little white cat had a better temper.
Thinking of this, the black cat turned his head, glanced at the little white cat lying beside him, flicked his tail cautiously, and slapped the little white cat's paw with the tip of his tail.
The little white cat raised an eyelid, glanced at the black cat, opened its mouth wide and yawned, revealing its white fangs.
The black cat stiffened, curled up its tail, retracted its half of its territory, raised its paws and looked angrily at the lake in the distance, thinking viciously in its heart: After all, it is just a wild cat, so...
You are so uneducated. You have taken over my territory to bask in the sun, and you are so angry. Be careful, I will turn into a wizard, come back with the book of Dharma, hang you on the branches with vines and beat you.
I thought so, but now the sunshine is too comfortable, and the comfortable black cat would rather make some space for the little white cat in exchange for a moment of comfort.
They are now lying on a bench.
This bench is located at the end of the tree-lined road between the library and the back garden. Inside the bench, there is a thick split-leaf sycamore tree; outside the bench, there is a bluestone road. This bluestone road connects
It runs along Dormitory Hill and Shushan Hall, then crosses the north bank of Linzhong Lake, and finally extends to the front of the teaching building.
Both sides of the road are mostly lined with these very old plane trees - of course, some wizards like to call them plane trees or three-ball plane trees - because these trees often bear fruits the size of table tennis balls. The many-tailed squirrels in the school
He likes to use them as cannonballs and throw them around, causing the students to complain.
The school working committee couldn't arrange for a special wizard to fight against the little squirrels, so it simply posted a notice on the bulletin board, inviting the free cats and dogs in the school to patrol the tree-lined road to ensure that the squirrels were not littered.
Things. Animals that accept tasks and perform them well can get corresponding rewards.
The black cat figured out that he had a lot of men to dispatch, so he took on this task. Every now and then, he sent a group of cats to patrol this tree-lined road to drive away the squirrels that were scurrying back and forth.
Today is the day of duty.
Lush branches crisscrossed each other, shrouding the entire stone road in thick shade. Behind the sycamore trees were neatly trimmed evergreens and lawns, and long wooden chairs were placed between the sycamore trees.
These wooden chairs were originally a place for students to rest, but students walking on this tree-lined road were either going to the teaching building for classes or to the Shushan Library to check information and do homework. Very few people stopped to rest here.
It was a convenience for the cats on duty. At this moment, there were dozens of benches on both sides of the road, and there were cats lying down and taking a nap everywhere. On the contrary, it made the witches passing by stop their feet one after another, and they meowed one after another.
What stupid humans. The black cat shook his beard and sneered at the performance of those witches.
at this time.
Suddenly, there was a scream from the students in the distance, which attracted the attention of the cats.
The black cat stood up and looked intently. It turned out that a wizard was courting the witch and used magic to create a sea of gorgeous flowers. Behind the sea of flowers, there was a misty mist of water vapor. Against the background of the sun, a rainbow looked like a rainbow.
It stands like an arch above the heads of wizards and wizards. Groups of elves in brightly colored clothes shuttle between the rainbow and the sea of flowers, dancing gracefully. The trumpet flowers puff up their cheeks and play beautiful music.
It was the witch's friends who were screaming.
Witches of this age generally like romance.
After realizing that it was the students who were messing around, the cats fell into "holy laziness" again. The tight muscles on the black cats' backs also relaxed again, and they lay back on the ground and continued to lazily bask in the sun.
But, that rainbow is so beautiful.
Really good looking.
The black cat stared at the rainbow, looked at it, and couldn't help but snore.
The little white cat next to it was one step ahead of it, looking at the movement in the distance with envious eyes.
that's all.
The two cats held their paws and lay side by side, squinting and looking at the rainbow hanging on the lake, the sea of flowers, and the dancing elves, purring happily.
Snort, snore.
Suddenly, the little white cat's purring stopped abruptly, and before the black cat could react, he felt a strong force coming from his waist, which Peiran could not resist.
He was kicked off the wooden chair by the little white cat.
When he got up from the ground with a gray face and looked again, the little white cat was still squinting, snoring, and immersed in the light of the rainbow in the distance. It was as if the black cat had accidentally fallen down and everything had nothing to do with her.
The black cat looked puzzled.
I was basking in the sun and snoring, but suddenly I was kicked out of bed by a cat. Cats can tolerate it, but dogs can't! Is there any law? Is there any law anymore?!
"Hiss...it's true...male cats don't fight with female cats!"
The black cat took a breath, raised its paws, and rubbed its chin against the stone with its thick flesh pads, silently comforting itself that it was a big cat, and big cats should have bigger bellies and not behave like small, petty kittens.
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Although Ah Q's method of spiritual victory is criticized in most situations, people still like to use this method to get a little psychological comfort in many cases.
This is nature and has nothing to do with humans or cats.
The black cat originally wanted to leave and find a quieter bench. But as far as he could see, his bench was the place with the warmest sunshine and the freshest air. And there were at least three to five tabby cats on the other benches.
, there are at most a dozen cats crowded together, which makes people reluctant to join in the fun anymore.
After wandering around for several times, the black cat finally pinched his nose and sneaked back to his chair when the little white cat wasn't paying attention.
Really, there is nothing worse than this in the world.
Just when the black cat was getting ready to snore again, a small rustling sound came from his ears. It tried to block out the noise, but the rustling sound persisted in its cochlea.
Drill in.
Being a cat also has its troubles!
The black cat suddenly realized that hearing too well was also a worry.
The rustling sound was still ringing in his ears. The black cat finally couldn't hold it back anymore. He turned his head and looked around. Finally, through the gap between the wooden boards of the bench, he saw a fist-sized black hole emerging from the roots of the French palm tree next to him.
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The rustling sound comes from the black hole.
After a while, two mice wearing vests came out of the hole.