"That stinky old man taught the wrong lesson, but he took it out on us!"
"That's right, that's right!"
"It's so unreasonable that they're still deducting credits!"
"It's so crazy.【】"
In the cafeteria at noon, several boys from Astronomy Class 08-1 sat at the dining table with frustrated faces, stuffing food into their mouths while angrily discussing Professor Tesla's barbaric behavior.
Zheng Qing sat among a few people. Listening to these complaints, he stirred the five-bean soup in the bowl and sighed.
In the alchemy class in the morning, the old-fashioned professor was very dissatisfied with the behavior of Astronomy 08-1, who did not understand the previous lesson but did not ask.
So, from the principles of life of an alchemist, to the basic qualities that should be possessed when learning alchemy, to what are the correct academic attitudes and academic requirements as a student of First University. Professor Tesla roared for more than half an hour and gave
A baptism of the soul for every new person.
At the end of the day, before get out of class ended, the old professor not only asked the students in the class to copy the school motto a hundred times, but also marked off one credit for each student with a stroke of his pen.
"Be lucky, the school motto only has eight words...and the credit is only deducted by one point." Zheng Qing scooped up a spoonful of beans, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed and said: "This is only the first month, please work hard.
It can be made up for later.”
"This is only the first month and one point has been deducted, boss!" Duan Xiaojian screamed: "I didn't even earn a single point, so I was deducted a negative number."
"Didn't Lao Yao say that an invitation letter gives Ling Dian one credit?" Zheng Qing poked at the crackers on the plate and asked in surprise: "I remember you also received a few invitation letters?"
"It's lost." Duan Xiaojian blushed for a moment, stuffed a piece of cake into his mouth, and muttered: "I originally put it on the bed in the dormitory, but I don't know when it disappeared. And even if it wasn't lost, I would have only lost it in total.
I received three invitations, but I can’t fill the gap of one credit.”
Zheng Qing smacked his lips when he thought about his drawer of invitations, and finally couldn't bear to ridicule him.
"You can throw this away!" Fatty Xin, who had his face buried in the bowl, raised his head and said sadly and angrily, ignoring the dripping soup from the corner of his mouth: "If it were me, I would wish I had it in my pocket twenty-four hours a day!
"
"Do you have to eat like this?!" Zhang Jixin, who was sitting on the other side, stared at his eyes and squeezed the dried fruit in his hand so much that it made a crunching sound.
"Otherwise, you feed me?" Fatty Xin threw his ultimate move without hesitation, leaving his opponent speechless.
"Is playing bowl flower so good?" Duan Xiaojian curiously poked Xiao Xiao, who was eating quietly beside him, and asked doubtfully: "Is he pretending?"
"Try this!" Zhang Jixin took a piece of croissant from the table, stuffed it into Fatty Xin's hand, and threatened: "This is not a bowl. If you dare to drop it, I will feed you a belly full of dirt!"
Fatty Xin sneered, raised the croissant in his hand and stuffed it into his mouth.【】
Then, in full view of everyone, his hand shook violently for a moment as if he had been stung.
The crispy, browned piece of bread smeared with butter and honey just rolled into the dust.
"It's too exaggerated!" Duan Xiaojian said in a long tone, with an expression of "You must be lying to me": "This is bread, not a bowl. You can just drop it at any time."
"If you don't believe me, try grabbing a few bowl flowers yourself." Fatty Xin snorted, his face full of displeasure, and he buried his head in the big plate in front of him again and started eating.
"'Dawanhua' is just a distinctive name based on its effect. Just like 'Baicaotang' has more than a hundred kinds of grass, 'Sanwei Bookstore' is not a bookstore with three flavors." Xiao Xiao finally put down the food in his hands.
, raised his head, and did some popular science to the ignorant companions in front of him: "So, the curse of the bowl flower is not just for the bowl, to be precise, this curse is for the wizard's hand, or in other words, the wizard'
The act of eating with your hands."
"In other words, does it matter if I eat without my hands?" Zheng Qing was very interested in this detail: "How does this curse know that I am eating with my hands and not doing anything else?"
"Whether you know the curse depends on whether you know it or not." Zhang Jixin interjected from the side: "I have an impression of this. Many curses are based on the host's own thoughts. For example, if you want to eat, then get it
They will definitely eat it, and the curse will take effect at this time."
"Bingo!" Xiao Xiao nodded with a cowardly expression.
"So suppose," Zheng Qing became more and more interested: "Suppose, Fatty Xin is hungry."
"You're the fat one!"
Zhang Jixin exaggeratedly said "haha" twice.
"Oh," Zheng Qing said in an apologetic manner, "Suppose, classmate Xin is hungry. Then he picks up a piece of bread. At this time, if he subconsciously does not regard the bread as food, or does not regard his mouth as
The mouth...well, for example, in his mind, the bread is a piece of paper and the mouth is a shredder. In this case, the bread will not fall to the ground."
"Your mouth is a paper shredder." Fatty Xin finally lost his appetite. He pushed the plate away in frustration, took out a handkerchief from his pocket and began to wipe his mouth.
"Crazy." Xiao Xiao looked at Zheng Qing, as if he had seen a ghost: "Are you talking about distorting consciousness? To distort your own consciousness for a bigger curse... Do you know what you are doing? For a wizard,
There is nothing more dangerous than distorting consciousness. Don’t even think about it!”
"Is it dangerous?" Zheng Qing was a little surprised: "I mean simply hypnotize yourself."
"For wizards, hypnosis can only deceive your five senses, but it cannot deceive your consciousness." Xiao Xiao pondered for a moment and gave an example: "For example, if you look at a mountain, it is a mountain, and if you look at it, it is not a mountain, but the mountain is still there.
"
Zheng Qing listened to this example with some confusion, saying that he could not understand it.
"If you have time to discuss these messy things, let's think about what Lao Yao's spell is all about." After wiping his mouth, Fatty Xin knocked on the table impatiently and shouted: "Or someone should hurry up and finish Professor Li Qihuang's homework?"
After you finish, let me refer to it."
"If I can still move after the afternoon class, I will let you copy it." Duan Xiaojian wailed and fell into Fatty Xin's arms: "Fat brother, what are you doing? The teacher of the combat class said this class
He wants me to be his sparring partner!"
Zheng Qing waved his hand and summoned a group of canteen elves.
After they took away the leftovers on the table, he stretched, burped with satisfaction, and sighed: "It's a blessing in disguise. Maybe the teacher will see that you have worked hard as a sparring partner and give you some compensation in terms of credits.
"
Duan Xiaojian straightened up immediately,
"That being said, the possibility is quite high!"
The simple-minded young wizard immediately became cheerful again.