Su Shijun held a corner of the green handkerchief and brought it to the black cat's mouth, as if he wanted to wipe its mouth virtuously.
The black cat had to tilt its head back hard to maintain its serious expression at the moment. At the same time, it raised a paw and blocked it in front of the handkerchief: "Wait... wait... I mean, we should discuss
Discuss how to face the current situation!"
"What happened?" The owner of Qingqiu Mansion finally got his wish. After wiping the cat's mouth, he threw the handkerchief aside and asked lazily.
"That's it, that's it...you should understand things like public opinion and personal safety!"
The black cat raised his paw and wiped his mouth again, and tugged on his ears at the same time. His face wrinkled up, trying to make his tone more serious: "According to relevant statistics, in the past week, I suffered the first...
The largest on- and off-campus curse attack the university has ever recorded... they even had a huge demonstration!"
"Where is the 'relevant data'?" The witch finally showed a look of interest on her face and leaned forward, making the black cat shrink back in fear.
"Count...data...is this the point?!"
While Black Cat stood firm, he finally remembered his original question: "Isn't the point of my personal safety after that report comes out?!"
"You are a cat, not a human being." The witch said with a smile.
The black cat flattened his ears, trying his best to ignore every word spoken by the other person, and even closed his eyes, just to be able to finish his lines fluently: "Do you know how I got here this week? Wearing an invisibility charm to class every day!
You can’t go to the library, you can’t go to the cafeteria, you can’t even say hello to other people! You have to stuff enough nightmare dolls and talismans under your pillow before going to bed at night! When you wake up in the morning, the heads of those dolls have fallen off in rows!”
The big fox chuckled.
"This is no joke!"
The black cat finally found the right rhythm and opened his eyes again, with a stern expression on his face: "They really want to burn me to death!... I am only in the second grade! I have to stay in school for two more years! I can't continue from now on.
, I have been hiding under the invisibility charm in class...I can't even remember the last time I answered a question in class, or said hello to a wizard other than my roommate...Pull your tail back! We are discussing something very serious.
question!"
It roared unbearably.
When it was impassioned, several big fluffy tails slipped out from under the witch and spread out on the sofa silently, like a fluffy green blanket. The tip of its beautifully trimmed tail trembled in the center of the black cat's sight.
, a very provocative look.
The black cat couldn't help scratching the air with its claws.
"Okay, okay, what's the big deal?" The owner of Qingqiu Mansion leaned on the sofa, twirled his fingertips in his hair, then raised three fingers, and said in a lazy voice: "I have three plans here...
…”
"Three!"
Hearing this, the black cat perked up and sat upright.
"First of all, you are also an adult cat. If you openly admit that you have a child, what will happen if you start a mess and give it up? At worst, you can hide your name and change your skin, and then go to the new world... you can't say it will last three to five years.
If you can become a great wizard, then who else will cause trouble for you?"
The black cat had a dark face, waved its paws, and immediately rejected the plan.
It doesn't even bother to explain why.
The big fox smiled and shook the tip of his tail: "Second, do nothing. Time is the best antidote to this kind of gossip. The world is so big, and there are so many new things every day... everyone will not always pay attention to
On you."
When the black cat heard this, his heart moved slightly.
"I always feel that there seem to be a lot of various things recently," it considered, looking at the witch carefully: "For example, the Moon Parliament accepted the rat people, the super hunting group Hydra, and the Dark Parliament... These news are related to
Are you relevant?"
The big fox smiled and pushed up his glasses.
The black cat was so frightened that he immediately closed his eyes.
Her pleasant voice came to her ears: "...The biggest problem with the second option is that it takes too long. It may take weeks or even months to be effective. Of course, the effect is also very good. As for the third option...
…”
The black cat heard the sound of parchment clattering.
It opened its eyes carefully and saw that the witch was throwing the pile of information she had read before in front of it: "It's a little off-center. Since the pressure of public opinion is now focused on you, in order to reduce everyone's dislike of you,
You might as well change your mind and find a group of trumpeters to praise you a little higher."
The black cat twitched its ears.
"What the hell is this 'Mr. First'?" It looked at the words on the parchment and felt dizzy, and its voice became a little harsh.
"Oh, since I am the most beautiful woman in the wizarding world, then naturally my husband must be the most beautiful gentleman in the wizarding world." The big fox raised his chin unselfconsciously, and then blinked: "Maybe you think it should be more symmetrical.
,um, 'Mr. First'?"
The black cat opened its mouth, wanting to curse, but didn't dare, so it could only pop out its claws and clasp the sofa under its feet. However, although the sofa was very soft, it was unexpectedly tough. No matter how powerful its cat claws were, it
It didn't leave a single scratch on it.
"Actually, I also think this title is a bit old-fashioned." The owner of the Qingqiu Mansion changed his tone: "Ms. Pulitzer also provided two other options at the time, 'Jiuyou Gongzi' and 'Qingqiu Young Master'... Which do you think?
Which one sounds better?"
Black Cat can no longer complain about these poor choices.
"Ms. Pulitzer?" It tried to find a slightly familiar concept among a bunch of words it didn't understand.
"Senior editor and writer of Beta Town Post, a very famous and professional public relations person in the Wizards' Union." The owner of Qingqiu Mansion explained.
"Very professional indeed." The black cat muttered, remembering his previous experiences, and finally gave up discussing his own safety issues with the fox.
It flicked its tail, jumped up, and jumped up to the window.
"Eh? Are you leaving now?" The beauty on the sofa stood up and said with a surprised look on her face: "You didn't even look at the child! If those tabloid reporters find out..."
The black cat ignored her gesture.
But when it comes to tabloid reporters, it reminds me of another thing.
"I said, your fence is too loose." It raised a paw and gestured with the distance between the two wooden boards on the fence outside the mansion, with a serious face: "For a cat as big as me, it can be done easily."
It's coming... You can't even stop the flower sperm and grass sperm outside, and you still want to stop the tabloid reporter?"
The big fox on the sofa rolled his eyes beautifully.
Su Man, the head maid of the mansion, took a step forward and explained in a low voice: "Qingqiu Mansion is shrouded in a very powerful guardian magic. Uninvited guests not only cannot enter, they can't even find the location of the mansion... Just like
Those tabloid reporters can only stay near the block where the mansion is located."
When the black cat heard this, he looked embarrassed, flicked his tail, silently got out of the guardrail, and left at night.
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