"In other words, you clearly know that you are Senator Su's official 'husband', but you still have the courage to agree to another witch to participate in the Shanglin Garden Spring Hunt? One of the most famous social hunting activities in the alliance? When will you give yourself
It’s been replaced with a piece of tiger gall! I clearly remember that cats are very timid!”
Fatty Xin sat up from the bed with a roar. His figure could not be seen clearly in the dark room, but he was obviously waving his arms excitedly, causing everyone to yell and curse, and the room was quite lively for a while.
"Especially the Jiang family in Zhongshan is not a small family."
Dr. Xiao Da on the other side was also amazed and gave a very cruel example: "Just like if you accidentally fall into the water, there is a big whirlpool in the water. If you fall into a big whirlpool, you will be dizzy at most, but
Falling between two large whirlpools, the rushing water can tear you to pieces..."
"Didn't he just eat a copper bean?"
While the fat wizard was comforting the fat cat, he did not forget to add with a smile: "It won't be steamed, boiled, beaten, or stir-fried. A copper pea can't be cracked... A body made of copper skin and iron bones is not afraid of being beaten."
People were torn on both sides."
"So, the Spring Hunting in Shanglin Garden is 'herbal medicine', and Senior Sister Kolma's order is 'Jiang Yu's request'. Those monsters surrounding the medicinal herbs and making insinuations are the children of the aristocratic families who participated in the Spring Hunting? How dare you think so?"
A strange metaphor." The doctor carefully analyzed Zheng Qing's previous 'hypothesis', and his tone became a little weird: "The only thing that matters to me...why do I think this analogy between Senior Sister Kolma and Classmate Jiang Yu,
How about a little more subtlety?"
Zheng Qing seemed to see him push up his glasses in the dark.
He didn't want to argue anymore. In this situation, no matter what he said, it seemed like he was making excuses. He sighed again and slammed his head into the pillow again.
For a long time, until the two companions' teasing came to an end, he spoke again in a muffled voice.
"So...how can I climb out safely from between the two whirlpools?" Thinking of Saturday's arrangements, he felt that his life was dim: "As long as I don't go to Shanglinyuan, I can still be saved, right?"
"The invisibility charm is definitely useless." Fatty Xin first denied the possibility.
"The Forgiveness Hunter Team's game is not convincing enough either." Dr. Xiao Da also shook his head.
"Everything goes smoothly at D&K without any trouble." The fat wizard scratched the fat cat's chin and helped it start dozing off again.
"You definitely don't have the guts to refuse Jiang Yu's request using the reason of Qingqiu Mansion." Xiao Xiao said with a hint of sarcasm in his tone.
Then the fat wizard thought of Zheng Qing's new identity: "Well, by the way, isn't Brother Zha a teaching assistant now? Is it possible to use his job as a teaching assistant to shirk his duties?"
"The teaching assistant team will not arrange overtime work on Saturdays and Sundays." Xiao Xiao immediately rejected Fatty's idea, but at the same time, he also mentioned a similar possibility: "But Senior Sister Kolma is from Fringe College.
Vice dean, didn't you dance with her at the Christmas dance last year? You can ask her to help arrange an 'unrejectable weekend task' for you... Of course, will there be other costs for doing so?
That’s another story.”
The more Zheng Qing listened, the less confident he became.
Letting Kolma intervene in this matter is purely to quench his thirst. Although he doesn't want to admit it, he has already provoked two witches and has absolutely no confidence in getting involved with another great wizard.
"Ah!" Fatty Xin suddenly exclaimed: "Tomorrow is Friday!"
"You don't need to emphasize it." Zheng Qing snorted weakly, and at the same time, he immediately calculated that he had less than forty hours before his death, and he became increasingly weak.
"Friday afternoon is a practical class." The fat wizard obviously thought of something and followed the instructions.
"Do you want him to go to the school hospital?" Dr. Xiao Da said with a hint of surprise in his tone: "This is a good idea. But if you want to let Brother Scumbag lie in the school hospital, ordinary curse attacks are not enough... He must suffer at the same time.
If the spell backfires, it's best to vomit a few more mouthfuls of blood, so that maybe you can stay in the school hospital for two days."
As he spoke, a faint green light lit up in Xiao Xiao's tent, which was the afterglow of the crystal ball being activated and intertwined with the magic power. Apparently, he had begun to calculate the probability of success of this idea.
Zheng Qing stared at the blue light eagerly.
Until it gradually goes out.
"How is it?" the young assistant coach asked impatiently.
"Well, it's hard to say." Xiao Xiao's tone was a bit confused and incomprehensible: "According to the divination, this method is completely feasible... but the divination conclusion shows that this method is not feasible... contradictory
Very... This is not me being vague, but it really shows two possibilities at the same time!"
"Maybe if we act according to the divination results, it will work; if we don't do it, it won't work." The fat wizard geared up and looked eager to try: "Just like Schrödinger's cat."
"Let's do it like this." Zheng Qing was decisive for once.
He had no choice but to treat a dead horse as a live doctor.
The next day is Friday.
Afternoon, practical class.
"...As the most powerful type of magic spell, when practicing thunder spells, you must pay attention to protection. Don't be sloppy during the initial practice. Keep an eye on your opponent's sight. This is the best way to judge the direction of the lightning strike.
!”
Hilda shuttled between the rows of opponents, tirelessly emphasizing the key points of this confrontation practice. Finally, standing at the end of the team, she clapped her hands: "Now, the practice begins!"
Zheng Qing's opponent is Fatty Xin.
He took a deep breath and winked at the fat wizard.
"Are you sure?" The fat wizard opened his mouth and silently confirmed for the last time.
Zheng Qing gritted his teeth and nodded fiercely.
He was just lying in the school hospital for two days. He had suffered more serious injuries than this. It was no big deal! Thinking of this, he quietly glanced at the dragon skin armor in the grass next to him.
That is the protective clothing that everyone must wear when practicing thunder spells.
He risked his life for the final result.
"Yin Qilei!"
"The yin of the scorpion is the yin, and the thunder is the scorpion!"
"Yeye shocks electricity!"
Mixed thunder spells rang out all around, and Zheng Qing could no longer tell which sentence was recited by Fatty Xin. He could only clearly feel that the weather around him suddenly turned gloomy, and the rumble of thunder intertwined between the very far and the very near.
.
Then he saw a cursed light coming towards him.
Zheng Qing gritted his teeth and resisted the urge to lift the Dharma book, trying hard to show a shocked expression.
The next second, he felt as if he had collided head-on with a fast-moving heavy truck, and his whole body was flying into the air. He could even clearly hear the crisp sound of his sternum breaking, and felt that his internal organs were being hit hard.
They looked like they were squeezing each other and breaking.
puff.
He spat out a mouthful of blood, and screams and calls for help could be heard in his ears.
It’s done.
This was the most gratifying thought in the wizard's heart before he fell into coma.