He was hit by three elves who were more than three feet tall and flew towards him. He didn't break the bone and vomit blood on the spot, and was already thick in skin. Fortunately, the three elves pulled the boy tacitly at the last moment, delaying his fall speed and not letting his head hit the floor directly.
But Zheng Qingning would rather hit the floor with his head and fainted on the spot.
He stared at the dull eyes, looked at the dark green mold spots stuck to the corner of the ceiling, listened to the fat man's breathless laughter, and a crisp and pleasant "slag" sound echoed in his ears, and a look of indifference on his face.
Ah, let me turn into a moldy spot.
He said this to himself in his heart.
Just stay in the corner of the wall so quietly and rot, deteriorate, and destroy.
"Slag~"
"Slag~ hug~"
"Hug~slag~"
The elves - no, to be precise, they should be the 'big elves'. The three-foot-high elves can no longer be called elves. The difference between them and ordinary elves is almost comparable to the difference between a great wizard and an ordinary wizard. The elf's gentle and pleasant voice echoed in the small dormitory. The fat cats unexpectedly showed a bit of kindness. They rarely meowed like a real cat, rubbing around the big elves, and there was also the intermittent laughter of the fat wizard and the doctor's heavy cough. For a moment, the 403 dormitory actually had a cold but lively contradictory feeling.
"Well, they have evolved a more advanced language system."
Dr. Xiao coughed and spoke again, trying to dispel the happy air around him with a more serious topic: "Maybe you can start teaching them to speak...teach something serious."
Fatty Xin laughed even louder.
Zheng Qing ignored them.
Continue to stare at the ceiling coldly.
There is no need for a doctoral reminder. From the moment these three little guys shouted "scrap" he realized this. But so what? Can they swallow the words they said back into their stomachs? Can't even swallow the words they said again into their stomachs, is it considered the evolution of language function?
This unreasonable thought flashed through his mind.
At the same time, among the three big elves, two were holding his arms left and right, smelling the breath of his body like a puppy; the rest of the duck was sitting directly on his chest, and two white and tender little hands were scrambling around his face, not afraid of suffocating him, his master, to death.
Bang!
A loud slap suddenly appeared, as if a fierce whip swung, instantly snatching away all the attention of the house, including the elves, Tuantuan, and Xiao Xiao, all quieted down and looked at the fat man who was slapped.
Even Zheng Qing's eyes turned a little.
"It's a bad thing, it's a bad thing!"
The fat wizard stamped his feet, looking like he had just remembered: "These elves usually hear us as 'Zhao Ge'er', so I thought that's your name, so I called you that way, right?"
Zheng Qing reiterated the direction of the ceiling with his eyes passing by.
I feel tired and don't want to talk.
But Xiao Xiao, holding on to his glasses, nodding with a very small amplitude: "It should be like this... We rarely call Zha Ge'er's real name, and their consciousness is not strong enough, so it is inevitable to confuse such things."
This was already vaguely delivering a ladder to Zheng Qing.
But he didn't want to come down.
I just want to pretend to die for a while.
Moreover, lying on the ground was very comfortable.
"I mean, they are a habit of being 'infected by the eyes', right?" The fat wizard was confused and glanced at Zheng Qing with his little eyes.
"What the hell do you want to say?" Xiao smiled and narrowed his eyes, looking suspiciously at the fat wizard.
"cough,"
The fat wizard coughed dryly, reached out to hold Tuantuan's back of the neck, took it into his arms, and emphasized: "I have no other intentions, I just thought of several similar situations... Of course, I'm not talking about Tuantuan, it seems that it has no intention of talking..."
The fat cat struggled in his arms with his teeth and claws.
Compared with fat people, it prefers the fragrant big elf.
"...I'm not talking about edamame," Fatty Xin hugged the fat cat tightly, his voice seemed a little dry: "But it's a bad habit to like to learn to meow..."
Before he could finish speaking, Zheng Qing sat up.
He almost threw the big elf lying on him out. Fortunately, she spread her wings in time and hugged the male witch's neck, so she barely maintained her identity as a "pendant".
But Zheng Qing did not notice this detail at all.
Fat cats, edamames, bad habits.
He finally couldn't pretend to be dead.
Because based on the two examples of the fat wizard's continuous "progression" and "hint", he was frightened to think of another little guy who had not learned to speak - Poseidon!
Yes!
What if Bo Saidong doesn’t learn well?
When Zheng Qing subconsciously started to speak one day when the little fox grew up, he said something like "Brother Zha", "Bao Zha", "Bao Zha", "Bao Zha", and "Dad Zha", and Zheng Qing subconsciously fought a cold war.
No, he must prevent problems before they happen and strangle this risk to death in the cradle.
I looked up at the window and saw that the sky was still bright and it was not yet dark. It was enough to go to Beta Town.
"I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush to leave for now."
Xiao Xiao grabbed Zheng Qing, who was about to run out, and pointed to the three big elves hanging on him: "It just so happens that when you go out, take them away... If Qingqiu Mansion is inconvenient, you can also place them in D&K."
Ao!
The fat cat roared in the fat wizard's arms, as if he was angrily scolding the suggestion of Dr.
"What?"
Zheng Qing looked down at the pendants on his body before coming back to his senses - indeed, after the three elves turned into three big elves, he looked like a young girl at this time, and it was so inconvenient to hide in the boys' dormitory as usual.
"Oh... OK."
He nodded and agreed. Just as he was about to go out, the remaining elves in the room rushed up and hung them on the witch, looking like he was unwilling to let him go.
"Take them all away."
Fatty Xin touched the fat cat who suddenly lost its glory in his eyes and sighed: "It's a bit inappropriate to separate them... I asked them to live in for their health. Now everyone is healthy, so it's necessary to find a place that suits them more."
"Remember to hang the invisibility talisman when you go out. These big elves are so eye-catching." The doctor then reminded.
"Also, try to place them in Qingqiu Mansion."
Fat Xin spoke very seriously, as if afraid that Zheng Qing would not expect it, and explained tirelessly: "There are legendary wizards behind the two rat brothers Dingdang Ears and Dingdong Ears, so they live in D&K and appear in broad daylight, which is very safe... But these elves do not have such a strong background, so it is not guaranteed to attract those coveted madmen, so staying under the protection of Councillor Su is very necessary."
"Oh, and, you must not board and go to the girls' dormitory." Before leaving the door, Xiao Xiao grabbed Zheng Qing's arm and solemnly reminded: "Don't, be honest!"