"It's really embarrassing to hang yourself naked!"
"You are such an old man, but you bare your buttocks in front of girls! And let people look at it! Bah! Disgusting! I have been avoiding people since I was three years old when I changed my clothes! If you have this kind of habit, don't take off your buttocks in front of people you know! Even if you go to the woods
Where are you looking for a group of goblins? They are prone to lying, and no one believes what they say...but are you in front of a witch? Or a high-level witch? The entire Phuket Island has been disgraced by you!"
"Don't you know how to transform? Why didn't you turn into a cat? Aren't you very fast at turning into a cat? Even if you turn into a cat! Does anyone care about the naked buttocks of so many cats in the school?"
"You still say you are innocent? Bah! Just one word, scum!"
"The face must be gone!"
"Dirty! Vulgar! Dirty! You are simply not a son of a man!"
A group of figures with blurred faces surrounded Zheng Qing, spinning rapidly and approaching, pointing at him, cursing loudly, and spitting out balls of foul-smelling saliva.
Each figure suddenly grows larger when it opens its mouth, and shrinks back to its original shape after closing its mouth, like a circle of spectral functions after Fourier transformation.
"No, I'm not, I didn't..."
Zheng Qing woke up from his dream screaming, covered in cold sweat, and the roar of those blurry faces still vaguely echoing in his ears. He subconsciously looked around, the sky outside the window was already shining slightly, and Dylan hadn't come back yet.
Its coffin was open on the bed, with its big mouth open and making silent mockery at the ceiling; Tuantuan and Fatty Xin snored one after another, playing hypnotic music together; but there was silence in Xiao Xiao's tent.
The boy pulled up his pajamas, wiped the sweat from his forehead, turned his head, and found a small fist-sized thing squatting beside the pillow, staring at him with two shining eyes.
.
It startled him.
Sensing the wizard's gaze, the little thing calmly raised its paw and shook it.
"woke up?"
The black gem cat tilted his head, lowered his voice, and said with a bit of curiosity: "Are you having a nightmare? What nightmare? I seem to hear you saying 'I'm not', 'I'm not'... what do they mean?"
Zheng Qing sat up straight and looked calm.
"Nothing, it's just that I dreamed that I was framed as a dark wizard."
He had never realized that his thinking could be so sensitive. He immediately changed the topic and took back the initiative of the conversation: "...when did you come back?"
"It's been a long time since I came back, and I've already slept for a while." The black gem cat flicked its tail and glanced at the pillow next to it: "Well, are the heads of those nightmare dolls still there?"
Zheng Qing touched the doll under the pillow.
The brain is still there.
This meant that the previous nightmare was not a malicious attack, but simply something he was thinking about during the day and dreaming about at night. Thinking of this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then recalled what he had arranged for the black gem cat to do before going to bed.
"Did you come back directly from the North District?" He was a little worried that the stupid cat would wander around the cat fruit tree before going home, and a shrewd fox or white jade cat would detect some clues.
"That's natural!"
The black gem cat was smart for once, with a proud look on his face, and patted his chest: "You know me well. Going to the Sakura Tavern like this, and listening to others talk about you running around naked..."
Snap!
The Black Jewel Cat's voice stopped abruptly.
A black gem rolled down the bed with a bit of surprise and made a crisp sound on the floor.
Zheng Qing's hands in the air trembled slightly, and he felt cold sweat break out from his chest and back again. He kept regretting why he didn't put away the clone transformation technique earlier - he could obviously understand the black gem in the simplest and crudest way.
What’s going on with the cat tonight? Why should I stupidly listen to it exposing its own scandal?
I must have just woken up from a nightmare, so my brain is not working well!
He comforted himself like this, completely forgetting that a few seconds ago, he was still praising himself for his quick thinking.
As the clone transformation technique was lifted, the Black Jewel Cat's experience today rushed into Zheng Qing's mind. He sorted it out for a while before picking out the conversation between it and Kolma.
What's worse is that he once again had to feel the impact of 'embarrassment' stronger than before - this was the Black Jewel Cat's reaction after hearing the owner of the Sakura Tavern mention someone running around naked.
Zheng Qing had to use a calming charm to regain his attention on business.
On Thursday afternoon, in the conference room of the Titan Weapon project team, Zheng Qing only understood less than 30% of Dr. Duzem’s brief explanation about the special configuration. This shocked him and made him very worried.
Is it really capable of continuing to undertake the follow-up testing tasks of the Titan Soldier?
Furthermore, he also wanted to confirm a certain speculation he had made earlier - about the reasons why she and Professor Monteria successively tried to get him to abandon the project.
Hence the expected visit from the Black Jewel Cat.
The reason why he did not give a clear order to the black gem cat was because he thought that as a great wizard, Korma could easily deduce his thoughts.
But the result of this conversation was somewhat beyond expectations.
He completely did not expect that his mission as a qualified Titan Soldier, including Colma squeezing out Professor Monteria, would all be related to Mr.
Is this an arrangement by your husband, or is it just the wizards at school trying to flatter him?
Zheng Qing is unknown.
My brain hurts thinking about it.
A slight rustling sound woke the boy from his thoughts.
Come back to your senses.
Only then did he notice that there was only one purr left in the room at some point - this purr was a little light, and it must have been the fat cat. - He secretly thought that something was wrong, and just as he was about to tiptoe back into the tent to take a nap, something unexpected happened.
Hear Fatty Xin's curious voice.
"Brother Zha, you ran away naked yesterday? When did it happen?" The fat wizard's tone was still a bit confused. It seemed that he was not completely awake from his sleep, but the mood of gossip was already raging.
In comparison, Dr. Xiao Da woke up completely.
"——Based on the time, it should be after he was taken away by the North District witch." Just listening to this voice, Zheng Qing seemed to see someone pushing up his glasses with his hand: "The problem now is
, he ran naked in front of several witches? Did any wizard see it? Do those two people know about this?"
The threat is palpable.
Zheng Qing gritted his teeth, got up from the bed, pulled open the curtain, and forced a smile.
"There's no such thing as streaking, it's just a few abs that were accidentally seen." He wrote lightly, trying to maintain the fragile friendship between the wizards: "——Doctor, fat brother, what do you want for breakfast?