Chapter 259 Opening of His Royal Highness the Puppet
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
"Thieves on the timeline!"
"There are also coveters from outside the world, ferrymen of souls, and voyeurs of the future!"
"Whether you are bloodthirsty immortals, furry resurrectors in the cemetery, or the little cubs doted on by Fenrir and Anubis - in short, you perverts who are obsessed with the moon, please allow me to say..."
"Good afternoon everyone!!!!"
As if to enhance the speaker's momentum, after he finished his last sentence, a burst of violent and chaotic music suddenly sounded in the empty and quiet auditorium, and the lights that had been extinguished came back on at full power and flashed a few times.
, startled everyone again.
After the lights flickered, they gathered together and hit the center of the podium at the front of the small auditorium.
A tall, thin figure slipped out of the shadows while tap dancing.
"Ta-da, ta-da-da, ta-da!"
"Snap, snap, snap, snap!"
The crisp snapping of four fingers was intertwined with its footsteps.
It spins, slides, and twists its hips.
The reason why I use "it" is because the figure who appears in the spotlight is a puppet with a pale face, narrow eyes, and strangely raised corners of his mouth.
It also has a long, thin and pointed nose.
This puppet wears a black silk top hat, a crisp black tuxedo, striped trousers, a pair of shiny pointed leather shoes, and a stick.
If you just look at the dress, he looks like a magician from the circus. Of course, all the young wizards standing in the auditorium did not have this wrong idea.
"Whose puppet are you?! Why are you making trouble here!" Xin Xiangbian - the senior officer of the hunting committee and the old student in charge of pre-match inspections - finally woke up from the shock. [**
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"Your behavior seriously disrupts the monster hunting competition. If the school working committee finds out, the only outcome is to be cut into firewood and stuffed into the fireplace!" He waved the detector angrily, rushed to the puppet's ear and shouted: "
Bring out your master! Don’t think you can sit back and relax with a funny puppet!!”
The puppet wearing a top hat ignored the senior officer of the Hunting Committee and just tilted his head slightly, carefully avoiding the spittle splattering from the wizard's mouth.
It didn't even glance sideways at the old man, but always used its narrow eyes to look at the young wizards wearing various hunting attires in the audience with a smile.
"...Only the staff of the Hunting Committee are allowed to stay here! Now, you! Leave here immediately, immediately!" As he spoke, Prime Minister Xin waved his arm vigorously and pointed the detector in the direction of the door of the small auditorium.
"Snapped!"
The puppet raised his arm and snapped his fingers.
"call!"
A shadow popped out of the darkness, wrapped around Xin Xiang's waist and pulled him hard into the shadow behind the podium. There were a few faint screams and struggling sounds in the darkness, but they quickly disappeared.
not see.
The young hunters in the audience were slightly disturbed - as of now, most of them haven't figured out what happened. Many people thought that this was a game prepared by the hunting committee for the hunters to help everyone reduce their stress.
Former skit.
After all, this is Hunting Ground No. 1, located deep inside the First University.
No one wants to think in a bad direction.
Except for Zheng Qing, a publicly funded student of Jiuyou College, who had just woken up from his 'lost soul' state. However, he didn't understand what was happening now - except for the puppet standing on the stage performing a performance.
If it's just a puppet, it doesn't seem to be a big deal. Besides, there is a stand outside the wall. There are more than a dozen senior registered wizards within a hundred meters of it. Even Lao Yao may be outside. What danger could there be!
After thinking about this, he decided to wait and see for the time being.
Of course, before that, he had quietly communicated with the young wizards around him to ensure that everyone was on alert.
"No one will bother you, very good, very good." The puppet murmured in a low voice, threw the civilized stick into the darkness, and then laughed nervously twice: "Small interlude, not counting, this paragraph
It doesn’t count, cut!”
There was silence in the small auditorium, and everyone in the audience looked at it in confusion.
The puppet remained motionless and remained in the posture of throwing the cane for a few seconds, then "click" twisted its neck and "came" to life again.
It walked to the front of the stage, opened its arms, raised its head slightly, and said in a measured tone:
"It's a great honor to witness today's life and death hunting match!"
"I am your host, Ye? Phantom Shadow? Puppet Master? Your Highness the Puppet... Of course, this name is a bit long, so I don't mind if you simply call me 'Your Highness the Puppet' or 'Your Majesty the Host'."
As it spoke, it took off its head and its top hat, spun twice in mid-air, and performed a gorgeous and standard 'head-picking ceremony': "As you can see, I am a puppet!"
The puppet's head was spinning on its fingertips, and its expression was so blurry that it was almost impossible to tell where the nose was and where the mouth was - and the tone of its voice also had a little more vibrato.
But none of this seems interesting at all.
On the contrary, it gives people a weird and scary feeling.
But wherever there are people, there are weird things. There are always some careless people with strange brain circuits who lack the ability to grasp the sensitive atmosphere.
"Pfft." A low laugh came from the crowd in the audience, which sounded like a wizard: "Isn't the owner of this little puppet just in the second year of middle school? The name he gave is too funny!"
Zheng Qing immediately nodded in agreement after hearing this.
But he couldn't help but shook his head.
Nodding, because this name is indeed a bit of a middle-class name, but being able to say such a shameful name in public is no longer something that ordinary middle-class students can explain - in Zheng Qing's view, a severe middle-class name
The patient already has cognitive impairment and behavioral deviations caused by brain dysfunction. This is a disease and requires medication.
He shook his head because he felt that now was not the time to complain about this puppet's mentality.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk," the puppet host raised his long pointed nose, shook it slightly, and made a series of smacking sounds from his mouth - just after saying hello, he pushed his head back again.
"This is not okay, this is not okay." The puppet raised a finger and shook it in the air. Then he opened his eyes wide and stared at the young wizards in the audience. He grinned and revealed a huge, malicious smile.
Smile: "I just said, you can call me 'Ye? Phantom Shadow? Puppet Master? Your Highness the Puppet', you can also call me 'Your Highness the Puppet' or 'Your Majesty the Host'."
"That's the rule."
"RULE-NO.1, on the hunting ground, what the host says is the rule!"
"Breaking the rules..."
The puppet raised his hand, rubbed his fingers gently, and snapped his fingers again.
A huge mouth descended from the sky, and swallowed the wizard who just made a mocking sound in one gulp, then chewed it and sprinkled warm blood all over the ground.