Unless you owe money and have no way to pay it back!
"Humph, I look down on you!"
Kazuma didn't dare to get angry at the boss, so he had to express his disdain for the two of them, causing the two to look at each other angrily.
"Oops, my shoulders are a little sore."
Jiang Li held his shoulders and frowned helplessly.
"I'll do it!"
Huihui ran over like a gust of wind, smiled flatteringly and squeezed his shoulders.
"Oops, my hand hurts a little. I don't want to hold a spoon."
"I'll do it!"
Aqua immediately jumped up from the ground, grabbed the dinner in front of Jiang Li, and handed over the spoon with a charming smile.
Darkness looked at the two of them speechlessly.
How dare you two?
Do you really think you can outplay him?
Even I was pinched to death!
No, you can easily handle it - if Jiang Li knew what she thought, he would definitely complain like this.
"I have a proposal."
After finishing his dinner comfortably, Jiang Li looked at the empty bowl in front of him and showed a wicked smile.
"Honestly, after eating, I don't want to move at all. Why don't you come and wash the dishes and bring water to me? Let me think about it, how about one hundred thousand Alice a day? But I only want one person!"
"Boss, let me do it!"
Kazuma hugged Jiang Li's thigh on the spot.
One hundred thousand a day is more than what he earns when he goes out to do tasks. A task can only be tens of thousands at most, and this is when the market is good.
All the money he earned before was squandered by Aqua, and now he doesn't have any money left. Being a servant to the boss is much more cost-effective than doing tasks!
"Kazuma, get out of my way, this goddess!"
Aqua kicked Kazuma away and rushed to wash away Jiang Li's bowl.
"I'll get the tea!"
Megumin volunteered to prepare black tea. This is where Aqua can never beat her!
"Huihui, get out of here and let me do it!"
"Aqua, you can only purify tea, so don't do anything to help!"
"I did it on purpose before, but now I will do it seriously. If I don't touch the tea, it will not be purified!"
"That's also more suitable for me. I don't need to pay attention to whether I touch the tea!"
"I am definitely more suitable. After all, unlike country girls like Huihui, I look very noble, and making black tea is a noble job that poor people cannot do!"
"Hey, are you looking for trouble? Duel, duel with me! The Red Devils will never be afraid of the trouble that comes to us!"
"Come just come, I'm afraid you won't make it!"
Aqua and Megumin got into a fight after they disagreed.
The whole villa suddenly became lively.
Jiang Li lay comfortably on the sofa, watching the fight between the two change from punching and kicking to pulling hair and clothes, and couldn't help but look with approval on his face.
"well."
Darkness sighed helplessly, took her bowl to the sink to wash, then took her clothes and entered the bathroom.
"Boss, can you lend me the game console to play?"
"No borrowing."
"Why, wasn't it easy to talk to last time?"
"Then you die again?"
"..."
Kazuma was silent.
I really admire you as the boss!
"Kitten, come here."
Jiang Li turned his eyes and saw a black kitten with a pair of short wings on its back.
It’s Megumin’s Chonosuke!
He immediately threw the student manual aside and waved to the kitten.
Kazuma saw this scene and quietly took the student handbook in his hand.
The kitten meowed, as if it could understand human speech, jumped onto Jiang Li's lap, and slowly lay down to take a nap.
"It feels really good. The hair is much smoother than that of ordinary kittens!"
Jiang Li stroked the cat so much that he couldn't put it down. The black hair felt like a baby's skin, but it was far less fragile. It was great that he could stroke it with confidence and boldness.
"Speaking of which, is this cat a boy or a girl?"
Jiang Li suddenly thought of a very serious question.
If the guess is correct, this thing should be the half body of the goddess Warback.
So if the cat is male, doesn't that mean Warback is a hermaphrodite?
Jiang Li couldn't help but feel a chill at the thought of the sassy and charming red-haired beauty turning into a hand holding her up.
"Hurry and confirm!"
Jiang Li was so excited that he quickly picked up Douzhishu and spread his hind legs.
"Meow--!!"
Donosuke was startled, and when he saw that his lower body was about to be lost, he meowed angrily.
"puff!"
It spit out a small flame and sprayed it accurately towards Jiang Li's hand.
Jiang Li quickly let go of his hand, and Douzhisuke immediately ran away and disappeared without a trace.
"Fortunately, it's the alpha female!"
Jiang Li patted his chest.
Although it was only for a moment, he caught a glimpse of Chonosuke's lower body. It was indeed empty, and it didn't look like he had been turned into a father-in-law, so that would be fine!
"You are so perverted."
Huihui stood in front of Jiang Li, looking at her with disdain.
"Although I knew you were a bitch, I didn't expect you would even let the cat go!"
"How to talk? I am very dedicated to everyone!"
Jiang Li glared at him displeasedly and suddenly reacted.
"You don't want to fight anymore?"
"The fight is over."
"How did it turn out?"
"One person, one day at a time, fair play."
Megumin tidied up her scattered clothes and used an eye patch to cover the dark circle on her left eye as if nothing had happened.
It seems that there should be no winner.
"To talk about something more private, when you were in Alcanretia, did you deliberately stop Youyou?"
Jiang Li glanced around and saw that Aqua and Kazuma had run out, then he confirmed in a low voice to Megumin.
"We're still friends, but I can't watch Youyou jump into the fire pit."
Huihui glanced at him and rolled her eyes angrily.
"But Yoyo will have to find a man sooner or later. What's wrong with taking the opportunity to find a good man?"
Jiang Li gestured to himself with his thumb, "An outstanding person like me is now extinct, why don't you cherish it?"
"Tell me, what can be called excellent?"
Huihui looked at him with dead fish eyes, obviously not believing what he said.
"For example, I can help her best friend buy a good wand!"
Huihui immediately pricked up her ears and looked excited.
"Whenever you encounter a big monster in the future, you can give up your head to her best friend!"
Visible wavering soon appeared on Megumin's face.
"The debt is wiped off!"
"Yuyou, I'll leave it to you!"
Hui Hui said earnestly and held Jiang Li's hand.
"You are an excellent man, I hope you won't make her sad!"
"must!"
"Bang bang bang!"
The two of them had just completed the deal... No, I mean Jiang Li had just received Huihui's approval, when suddenly there was a rapid knock on the door.
"Come on, come on, it's late at night, call the soul..."
Kazuma muttered from the other side of the door.
After a while, the door was opened and footsteps sounded anxiously.
"Mr. Nanxiang, please have a baby with me!"
What appeared at the door of the living room was Youyou, who was in tears because she had nothing to do.