Chapter 519 Isn't it bad to be a down-to-earth person?
Zhang Bao was dumbfounded. He originally thought that the hot air would not rise so fast, but unexpectedly, he went to get something and took Lao He away directly.
And a gust of wind blew, and Lao He and the hot air balloon moved with the wind.
The dream I had many years ago has come true...
Zhang Bao quickly chased him out.
At this time, everyone in Sanhe County was shocked when they saw this scene.
What did we see?
A flying egg?
Why is there another person below?
Why is this person so familiar?
Zhang Bao jumped up and down and chased after the hot air balloon. The hot air balloon not only got further and further away, but also got higher and higher.
"Uncle He, find a roof and jump off!"
"Otherwise it will be troublesome."
Zhang Bao shouted anxiously.
The current height can barely reach the roofs of those buildings. If the height rises in a while, even if Lao He can get down, he will fall to his death.
Moreover, more than half of the candles on the hot air balloon have burned out. When the candles are extinguished, they will fall sooner or later.
"I'll jump on your grandma's legs!"
"You don't even look at how high it is!"
"I almost peed!"
Lao He, who had grabbed the rope, was almost dying.
After going to heaven, Lao He discovered that it was not so beautiful. On the contrary, it was very scary. It was not just psychological fear, but there seemed to be some physical problems as well.
For example, the whole body is shaking, the legs are weak, and the head is dizzy.
To put it simply, why am I afraid of heights...
Zhang Bao felt numb when he heard Lao He hanging in the air and howling like a ghost butting a pig.
He quickly came to the city wall in front of Lao He.
At this time, all the soldiers on the city wall had looked over. Where had they seen such a rare thing?
Moreover, they were condescending on the city wall. They had already seen this thing coming out of the city and were whispering to each other.
"quick!"
"Everyone has it, take out your bows and arrows!"
Zhang Baohuo ran up in a hurry. Only then did everyone react, thinking that there was an enemy attack.
"That's not right, sir. Why do I look so much like Mr. He?"
"Yeah, it looks like it to me too. Why is this all in the sky?"
The two soldiers asked in confusion.
"What is likeness?"
"That's it!"
"Everyone, please aim at the big balloon above and shoot your arrows!"
Zhang Bao gave an order, and dozens of bows and arrows shot towards the hot air balloon.
According to Zhang Bao's idea, as long as the hot air balloon is shot through a few holes, the heated air can be released, so that the hot air balloon will naturally not continue to rise.
But the problem is.
Now the hot air balloon has taken Lao He to a high altitude, and the bow and arrow are shot from below, but Lao He is suffering.
Those people below are not all sharp archers. Even if they aim at such a big balloon, sometimes they will shoot directly towards Lao He below with little strength.
Lao He looked at the direction of the city wall in horror. Arrows passed through beautiful parabolas and shot towards Lao He.
"Little bastards!"
"Aim for me and then shoot!"
"Don't let me come down, come down and see if I kill you!"
Lao He screamed angrily, feeling less afraid of heights.
Under the continuous shooting of arrows by everyone on the city wall, several holes were finally shot through the hot air balloon. When the air flow rushed out, the holes became bigger and bigger. The entire hot air balloon, together with the sheep in the basket and the people pulling it below
Lao He, the golden snake started dancing wildly.
Finally, it swirled and fell towards an open space outside the city.
Zhang Yang and the others were dumbfounded.
Originally, if the hot air balloon was bulging, the flames would not be able to catch it. But once the hot air balloon deflates, it does not need to be completely deflated. As long as it touches a little flame, it will burn immediately.
While the hot air balloon was falling, it completely turned into a fireball. The sheep in the basket below also had a very good igniter, and it ignited instantly.
But because Lao He was tied to the rope, he swung in a large circle under the action of inertia and flew out with a cry.
Upon seeing this, Zhang Bao and the others quickly ran out in the direction of the fall.
At this time, the hot air balloon had completely burned out. When Zhang Bao and others rushed over, Lao He was standing in front of ashes carrying a fragrant roast lamb.
Like a Shura returning from hell.
"Forehead……"
"Uncle He, you are so handsome, you should be the first person to go to heaven in Daxia!"
Zhang Bao said with a grin.
"Get out of here first, and we'll settle the score later!"
"I just want to know, who shot this arrow?"
"Um?"
Lao He turned around, and everyone discovered that there was an arrow stuck in Lao He's butt.
"Forehead……"
All the soldiers looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
"I seemed to have forgotten to close the city gate when I came out just now, right?"
"When you say that, it seems true. I also forgot to close it. I forgot to close the door."
"Yes, if any bandits take the opportunity to get in, it will be troublesome."
"Let's go back and close the door!"
"..."
A group of soldiers scurried away with their heads in their hands.
"Forehead……"
"Actually, I seemed to suddenly remember that there are still vegetables being stewed at home, and I have to go back quickly."
Zhang Bao naturally had to escape.
Lao He is not someone else. Even if he is the state shepherd now, even if he becomes the emperor in the future, Lao He will still beat him.
"You brat! Come back here and hold me up!"
"Mad! I can't even bend my legs, and my pants are still wet. Why was it that when I was young, I was so obsessed with wanting to go to heaven?"
"Isn't it good to be down-to-earth?"
Lao He said tremblingly.
Zhang Bao walked over helplessly.
After all, it was Lao He who helped him to block the disaster. If he had asked Lao He to find something and hold the rope by himself, he might have been the one who was carried up to the sky.
And if they keep looking at it and don't know what to do, their lives will be in danger.
But it can't.
By then, the rope will probably be loosened by itself. How could he be like Lao He who accepted death and refused to let go even after his feet were off the ground.
etc!
"No, Uncle He, I remember wasn't my rope tied to a wooden stake, and the wooden stake was also tied up?"
Zhang Bao suddenly thought of something and asked Lao He.
"Wood stakes?"
"How can I bring it up? I saw that the bottom of the basket was almost torn apart by the rope. If the sheep fell, wouldn't it be dead?"
"I'll untie it when it's over."
"When it's over, I'm done."
Lao He said with lingering fear.
Zhang Bao:......
"Okay, but fortunately it was a near miss. At least it was a success this time."
Zhang Bao said helplessly.
"You call this success?"
Lao He shook the roasted lamb in his hand, then pointed at his face, which was blackened by smoke, and the bow and arrow behind his butt.
"Ahem... This is purely a mistake. I will improve it when I get back. I think I can take you to heaven safely next time."
Zhang Baoyi grinned.
"next time?"
"Why the hell did you tell me there would be a next time?"
"Little bastard, if I don't break your leg today, I will take your last name!"
Lao He picked up the roasted sheep and limped toward Zhang Bao to kill him.