Before Wu Dayong met Zhang Bao, well, to be precise, before he met Lao He, he was still a serious person.
But since I followed Zhang Bao and Lao He for a walk in Liaozhou and came back, I feel like a different person.
Even the steps he walked were a lot lighter.
Not to mention, the drama queen's temperament revealed all over his body is like that of Lao He when he was young.
Just look at the scene where Wu Dayong has one foot on the chair and tells everyone a story with spittle flying around, as if he is possessed by Lao He.
"Wait a minute, brother, do you mean that those loud noises we heard outside the mountain were Zhang Zhoumu leading everyone to fight with monsters?"
The little eunuch asked Wu Dayong dumbfounded.
"Isn't that right?"
"Let me tell you, those monsters are very powerful. I'm not bragging to you. My kung fu is considered to be one of the best in Sanhe County. That's it. At that time, I, our adults, and a dozen masters
, jointly dealt with a monster, and then the monster was subdued!"
"If I hadn't blocked that tail for our Lord Zhou Mu, we might have been torn in half by the monster."
"I grabbed the monster's tail, shouted, 'Don't hurt my lord!' and threw the monster out."
"Then-"
"Brother, don't worry, that means Zhang Zhoumu is not in the city now?"
"When can you come back?"
The little eunuch saw Wu Dayong getting further and further away, so he quickly interrupted Wu Dayong.
When Wu Dayong was talking about it, he looked at the little eunuch very dissatisfied.
"That's for sure. That monster has already entered the deep mountains and forests. If we adults go to track it, we still don't know where it is?"
"What's wrong?"
"If you have something urgent, just talk to me. I'll talk to him when he comes back."
Wu Dayong sat down still unfinished.
"this……"
"We are here to announce the decree to Lord Zhang on the orders of the Emperor and Grand Sima."
"Do you think you can call Master Zhang back?"
"We are in a hurry too!"
The little eunuch said to Wu Dayong.
Fearing that Wu Dayong would not take the emperor's name seriously, he deliberately added Da Sima.
"I'm afraid this is quite unpleasant!"
"Let's not talk about looking for us adults in the deep mountains. It is a bit dangerous to even go out of the city gate now. I have to say that you are really lucky along the way. You didn't encounter any monsters."
"Didn't you have any strange things or strange feelings along the way?"
Wu Dayong lowered his voice mysteriously.
Under Wu Dayong's tone, the atmosphere in the room instantly changed.
"There are no strange things, but this strange feeling does exist!"
"I don't know why. As we walked along, we always felt like someone was staring at us, but we couldn't see anyone. Now that you say it, it's really a bit evil."
There was a hint of trembling in the little eunuch's voice.
"That's right!"
"That kind of monster likes to hide on the side of the road or follow people, and strike when they aren't paying attention."
"You are so lucky!"
"However, there is nothing we can do to deal with our adults. You haven't seen that our city gates are closed now, and we are almost out of food."
Wu Dayong sighed and continued to fool around.
"ah--"
"Then this-"
The little eunuch swallowed.
When he came out of Xiazhou, Da Sima had been warned many times that he must see Zhang Bao in person to give him the imperial edict. But in the current situation, even if he threw away the imperial edict, he would still be beheaded when he returned.
.
All we can do is wait...
"Then...brother, can we stay here for a few days temporarily?"
"We have to wait until we meet Mr. Zhang."
The little eunuch was frightened.
Not to mention that they can’t leave without seeing Zhang Bao now. Even if they see Zhang Bao later, they still have to ask Zhang Bao to send someone to escort them back. This Hezhou is so terrible!
"How many days will you stay?"
"That's no problem, but you must be careful and never leave the courtyard of this yamen. Sometimes this monster will sneak in and eat people!"
"If you go out randomly, we won't be able to protect you."
"Furthermore, if you hear any noise at night, don't go out. Just stay inside. You'll be fine."
Wu Dayong said to everyone in a serious tone.
"Definitely!"
"Never go out!"
The little eunuch looked at Wu Dayong's serious look and didn't look like he was talking nonsense. He nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Okay, I'll leave first. Recently, every household in the county has nothing to eat, so I have to feel sorry for you."
"I dare not say anything else, this pickle is enough!"
"You can just eat it with hot water, it will keep you full, and it will work!"
After Wu Dayong finished speaking, he stood up and walked out.
Leaving a room full of people crying without tears...
…
Before Zhang Bao left Hezhou, he thought that Grand Sima Cao Kang would not be so honest and would come directly to him if anything happened.
So the method Zhang Bao taught Huang Chenzhi was just one word: procrastination!
So under Huang Chenzhi's fabrication and Wu Dayong's deception, the young eunuch and his party stayed in the backyard of the Yamen.
At this time, Zhang Bao and the others had already entered the city of Jimo County.
One good thing about Daxia's current society is that although Zhang Bao is now the state pastor of Hezhou, people in Dongzhou have no idea what Zhang Bao looks like.
Even if there were any painters who could follow the painting, it would be difficult to achieve a perfect reproduction, let alone find a top painter in this time of war and chaos.
The lag in information transmission also gave Zhang Bao and the others a great opportunity, even with Zhang Bao's complete information.
It is not like modern society now. Once there is any news, it can be shared with people everywhere immediately. It is simply not realistic in Daxia now.
Zhang Bao and the others walked in through the city gate in such a swaggering manner.
There was no interrogation.
Find an inn and stay.
"Master, I just went out to conduct some reconnaissance, and I'm in a bit of trouble."
"There are indeed more than 10,000 people in this military camp, densely packed with tents and heads, and the entire camp is also very large. If you throw explosives from the outside, I'm afraid it will only affect a circle of people around it.
It’s so annoying.”
"Once the people inside them react, we will suffer."