"Master Nephew, come on, come to my room, Master Master will show you something nice."
Hua Ruyu grabbed his arm, with an evil smile on her face, and her eyes were narrowed, looking at her nephew as if she were looking at a piece of fragrant fat.
"No, uncle!"
After hearing this, Jiang Hu couldn't help but tighten her anus, trembled slightly, and quickly refused. His past life experience told him that going to such and such a room to look at something good usually doesn't do anything good, and he didn't want to be taught to be an adult.
"Uncle Master wrote some new poems yesterday, and I want you to give me some advice. You are now one of our most famous talents, so you can't refuse."
"...I don't study well, don't lie to me."
"Oh, don't worry, I don't have a Longyang habit."
The history seems to be surprisingly similar. I remember that Jiang Hu also said this to a descendant of the Gao family half a year ago.
Fortunately, I was just appreciating the poems, and I secretly breathed a sigh of relief. My tight chrysanthemums couldn't help but loosen up. I thought I still had some cultural skills, so I nodded and agreed happily.
The two of them put their arms around each other and walked through the courtyard and across the corridors. Along the way, they met some disciples from Tianlong Mountain, most of whom were outer disciples doing odd jobs. The way these people looked at Jiang Hu now,
It's slightly different.
Several disciples sweeping the floor saw the young man, and their eyes lit up, as if they had seen an idol.
"Uncle Hua, Junior Brother Jiang Hu..."
"Hello, uncle, good morning, junior brother..."
There were also several female disciples, and their eyebrows showed gentle glances, which made Jiang Hu feel uncomfortable all over.
"Nephew, do you know? You are very famous now!"
Ever since Jiang Hu's poem-fighting deeds in Shadow Moon City spread to the Imperial Capital, the entire Imperial Capital has been in a state of excitement. His poems, in particular, have aroused great repercussions in the Imperial Capital.
A young man’s song: There is a creeper in the wild has already caused a sensation in the entire literary circle.
This poem is expected to be passed down for centuries.
While it lasts forever...
If the boy hadn't been her nephew, Hua Ruyu would have wanted to take him and kowtow to him now. Unexpectedly, her nephew turned out to be a real and talented man, and a great one at that.
What Hua Ruyu likes most is poetry.
"You know, I've caused so much trouble..."
When he came to the Imperial Preceptor's Mansion, he was famous because he had killed so many people in a row. Jiang Hu sighed deeply when he thought of this: "Alas——"
"Not this! It's your poem: There are creepers in the wild." Hua Ruyu was very excited and said with an excited smile: "Now the whole imperial capital is singing your poem, There are creepers in the wild. The love story between you and Gao Lan'er has already
It’s become a household name…”
It turns out that in the eyes of outsiders, he and Lan'er were a pair of infatuated people who risked their lives for love. Jiang Hu knelt down for two days and two nights for the girl, while the girl severed all ties with the Gao family for the boy.
After listening to his uncle's words, Jiang Hu suddenly felt that he had no love anymore.
so......
Love disappears, right?
Jiang Hu couldn't help but secretly smile bitterly, raised his head and silently asked the sky.
The sky is blue, like a calm sea, without any waves. Just like my mood at the moment, there are no waves in the ancient well. I am too lazy to explain now, just follow what my uncle thinks. I have no love anymore, I don’t want to save, destroy it, hurry up.
.....
When we came to the yard where Mr. Hua lived, we passed through a long corridor and reached the bedroom.
"Master nephew, I will give you something to look at later, but you are not allowed to reveal it to outsiders."
"Okay - got it."
Isn't it just a few poems? It's like being a thief. It seems that the uncle is self-aware and knows that his writing is not good, so he will praise it after a while.
The door was opened by Hua Ruyu, and a strange smell came out, and the furnishings inside suddenly appeared in front of you.
There are actually clusters of flowers inside, and it’s a magical place.
The bedrooms of spell masters are very different from ordinary magic masters, and their treatment is also very different. The hall is very large and wide, with many flowers and plants placed around it, making the whole room fragrant. In the center is a large table for writing talismans, and there are also
There are many talismans and portraits hanging on the display stand next to the wall. There are inkstones of different colors on the table. The inkstones do not exude the fragrance of ink, but a faint fishy smell, which seems to be mixed with
What kind of monster blood?
It looks like an art student's room, but there isn't a single portrait. What comes into view is a simple desk, lots of talismans, ink... and flowers.
It turns out that the life of a spell master is quite similar to that of a calligraphy and painting master. Writing and painting can not only improve your mood, but also improve your cultivation.
It's really enviable.
"Why should a room be elegant? It doesn't have a lot of flowers. Uncle Master, your room is really elegant and a model for scholars..." Jiang Hu couldn't help but admire.
"Hahahaha, my nephew is too praised."
As soon as she closed the door, she heard her nephew reciting half a poem, which made Hua Ruyu extremely excited and couldn't help laughing: "I have something beautiful in my room, so I'll bring it to you to enjoy."
After saying that, he walked to a desk, opened a drawer and took out a calligraphy and painting.
As soon as the screen opened, a picture of beauty suddenly appeared in front of me.
Naked... spring... palace picture!
Jiang Hu's eyes widened in disbelief. Didn't he promise to appreciate poetry? Why did it become a palace painting?
The girl in the painting is extremely charming, sitting on the bed with endless fragrance. It must have been copied by a famous artist on the spot, so that the painting can be so lifelike.
"Uncle Master...what is this for?"
Jiang Hu was very excited. There really was something beautiful in his uncle's room, and he could even teach himself how to be a great man!
"This is my favorite painting. It was painted in the Dean's Square. Look, there are many more here."
As he spoke, he took out many more scrolls. Each painting was so vivid and beautiful that Jiang Hu's eyes were dim and his whole body was burning. "Uncle Hua... no..." he
I want to stop it, but I can't say it at all! I'm going crazy. I try my best to endure the physical discomfort and try my best to prevent my mental derailment.
He never expected that his uncle would draw so many girls, all of them as beautiful as flowers and jade, which made him forget to leave and miss Shu.
It’s so heartbreaking!
Uncle Hua Shi is a famous romantic talent in Huochao. He hangs around the place of fireworks all the year round. He is known as Huochao Nymphomaniac. He is obsessed with beautiful women when he sees them. He is also known as: passing among thousands of flowers and the little white dragon in the waves. These paintings are from him
Hands are nothing like normal anymore.
No wonder Lingzhu disliked him so much, Jiang Hu finally knew the reason.
It’s so perverted!
But...I really like it...
Jiang Hu was ashamed and blushed.
Hua Ruyu enthusiastically introduced the origin of these paintings. They were the women he had read when he was hanging out in popular places. They volunteered to be models and paid for them.
It is simply a model of free prostitution!
"Master Nephew, these are my proud works. I have countless flowers like jade, and people in the imperial capital call them: passing among thousands of flowers, and little white dragons in the waves. These are just one percent of the vulgar objects in my collection of paintings. You
If you want, just take your pick, I have plenty here."
"This..." Jiang Hu was about to say accept, but then he thought of Master Lingzhu. What would she think if she knew that she had secretly kept these pictures of beauties? Moreover, to save her temper, she would have to castrate herself.
Oh! I shuddered at the thought and immediately refused: "No need...Uncle Master, these...can only affect my practice."
"Really don't want it?"
Hua Ruyu seemed extremely surprised by the young man's rejection. You must know that even Daxiong, a big man of steel, could not resist this kind of temptation, and even secretly exchanged the money for himself. How could he, a young nephew, endure it?
Live these intoxicating pictures.
He is simply not a man!
Unless my nephew has something to hide.
Thinking of this, Hua Ruyu couldn't help but look at Jiang Hu's lower body. Is the rumor true? The nephew really didn't do it! Thinking of this, Hua Ruyu suddenly realized that this was the only possibility.
after all,
No man can resist this naked temptation.
"Well... no, thank you, uncle, for your kindness." Jiang Hu reluctantly refused, his heart bleeding.
He secretly warned himself:
Women - only affect the speed of my sword draw.
Now at my age, I must study hard and make progress every day. I must put an end to temptation and reject astringency. I must calm down and practice well. I cannot focus on these things. There seems to be an evil villain in Jiang Hu's heart, and he is madly telling him to take it in.
Under these naked temptations, but thinking of Master's spiritual blessing, the evil villain was pressed to the ground and rubbed by the girl's embodiment of justice.
Sure enough, the girl has become her own inner demon.
"Oh - okay then." After hearing this, Hua Ruyu felt a little sad. She rolled up the paintings and put them in the drawer. While rolling up the paintings, he said: "Uncle Master asked you to come here this time.
I'm specifically looking at these things, but my uncle actually has something to ask for, please help me."
"What are you busy with?" Jiang Hu became inexplicably vigilant. He had known that Mr. Hua was always attentive and would be either a traitor or a thief.
Hua Ruyu then boasted that she and her companions had accidentally gotten drunk while drinking yesterday, and boasted in the Huadu Priest's Square in Yancheng that she would take Jiang Hu to participate in the Huadu Poetry Party held by Wenzong tonight.
At that time, Wenzong's people wantonly smeared Jiang Hu.
He said that Jiang Hutu had his own name, but that the poems were not written by him at all. He also said that he was a treacherous person with crooked mouth, slanted eyes and crooked facial features.
"...The most important thing is, they said you don't lift!"
When Hua Ruyu talked about her excitement, her face turned red with anger. At that time, Hua Ruyu was in the flower building. How could she hear such evil words? She took advantage of her drunkenness to fight in the priest's square, and even put down her heroic words and said that Hua Ruyu
The Capital Poetry Club will definitely bring Jiang Hu's nephew to participate in the poetry club and beat everyone up.
And today is the last day of the Huadu Poetry Club.
After hearing the story, Jiang Hu felt suspicious. After all, his uncle was a first-rate master, so how could he get drunk so easily?
"Uncle, I'm sorry that my nephew can't agree. You also know that I am banned now and I must strictly abide by the punishment. I cannot break the law or break the rules."
Why didn't he want to go to the Huadu Poetry Fair with Master Hua to meet him, but now he was still in the confinement period and couldn't go out. If it was normal, there would be no worries if he had a bowel movement, but it's just not possible now.
"Martial nephew, you and I can sneak out without anyone noticing. What are you afraid of? As long as you are willing to go, I will give these to you."
After that, he took out two blasting talismans and a substitute talisman.
Jiang Hu knows that the explosive talisman is extremely powerful and lethal. This substitute talisman is even more expensive to buy. It can activate the force and become his own substitute.
The talisman master's arrogance was unimaginable by Jiang Hu, and once he sold it, it was worth thousands of gold.
He tried his best to resist the temptation and refused: "Even so, Uncle Master, forgive me for not being able to go. You know, I have to reach the level of copper skin and iron bones before I can leave the Imperial Master's Mansion. These are all extraneous things to me. It will take at least half a year."
It’s useless inside.”
At my current speed, I can reach the level of bronze skin and iron bones within half a year.
"Nephew, would you like to think again?"
"Don't think about it. These are all external things. If they come, they will only hinder my practice."
Jiang Hu began to deceive himself, use this excuse to excuse himself, and decisively reject these readily available treasures.
Hua Ruyu frowned slightly. These were already the best possessions he could get his hands on. A blasting talisman would cost a lot of heavenly materials and earthly treasures to refine, and the material and technical requirements were extremely high.
If you are careful, it will become a waste product, which is extremely rare on the market.
Not to mention the avatars, he could count them on his hand, and they are basically not sold on the market. Could it be that this little guy doesn't know treasures?
Or does he want more benefits?
He thought carefully about what Jiang Hu said and suddenly realized it.
"Master nephew, as long as you are willing to go to the Huadu Poetry Club with me, I will teach you how to make talismans, how about it?"
In order to seduce Jiang Hu, Hua Ruyu can only offer the ultimate secret and completely control Jiang Hu.
Just teach him how to make talismans.
"Is this true?"
"Seriously, a gentleman's words are hard to follow!"
"Uncle Master, in that case, let alone going down the mountain during the confinement period, my nephew will go up the mountain of swords and into the sea of fire for you, without hesitation!"