Seeing that Li Mu was serious about what he said, Li Longji handed the plate to Gao Lishi, but instead looked at the durian shell covered with thorns.
No matter how nice it is, he won't eat something of unknown origin.
Li Longji asked: "Twenty-one, do you think this hard shell covered with spikes has some magical uses?"
Li Mu said, "Why don't you show me to your father?" Li Mu said, picking up half a durian shell, placing it in front of him, and then knelt down.
Li Longji seemed to have figured out the trick. His brain changed, and he hurriedly stopped him and said: "Twenty-one, you are weak, so you don't need to demonstrate. It's the same if you give instructions and let Xiao Gao demonstrate."
Gao Lishi knew that the boss wanted to play with him again, and he complained in his heart and looked at Li Longji miserably.
Banjun is really scarier than Banhu.
Li Longji pursed his lips, and Gao Lishi could only be taken advantage of.
Li Mu directed Gao Lishi to kneel down on the durian once. Gao Lishi was so painful that he burst into tears and did not dare to cry out.
"Hahaha, hahaha, this thing is really useful, Xiao Gao, keep it carefully and have it ready for use at any time." Li Longji laughed loudly, and everyone below also laughed.
Li Longji was overjoyed.
The Tang Dynasty was overjoyed, and the whole world was overjoyed.
Immediately, there was a banquet, singing and dancing, princes, talented men, princes, princesses, and dancers, all crowded together.
Ponds of wine and forests of meat, heaven and earth, this is the prosperous age of Kaiyuan.
Li Mu suddenly found that he was isolated.
The princes completely ignored Li Mu's existence and gathered around Li Sange to please and compete for favor.
A bunch of old sluts, Li Mugang saved them from the fire and water, and saved the face of the literati of the Tang Dynasty. When he turned around, no one remembered Li Mu's good qualities, and no one was close to Li Mudao.
What kind of trend is this in the Tang Dynasty? It’s not so fast to kill the donkey, right?
Li Mu was holding the wine glass, but couldn't find anyone to clink it with. His sense of presence instantly dropped to zero. Li Mu was wondering, what's going on?
Li Mu walked to a remote part of the hall, found a chair and sat down, pouring himself a drink and staying out of the action.
Quietly looking at the group of dancers in front of me, their feathers are flying, spinning and moving, changing into thousands of postures, showing all kinds of charm.
The level of singing and dancing in the Tang Dynasty was so high that it reached an astonishing level. Within the imperial palace, there was an internal teaching department that specialized in training artists, and outside the palace, there was also a foreign teaching department.
Li Mu watched it with gusto. Compared with those coquettish internet celebrities in his previous life, one was really in the sky and the other was on the ground.
Just when Li Mu was fascinated and enjoying himself, there was a pair of timid eyes looking at Li Mu from a distance.
These are the bright eyes of an exotic girl.
Princess Meixi socialized among dozens of princes and dozens of old perverts for a while, then hurriedly got rid of them.
The person she really wanted to see was not among the crowd. She wanted to find him as soon as possible, have a drink with him, or talk to him, or at the worst, get a close look at him.
The more she was suppressed and teased, the more panicked and expectant she felt in her heart, because that young man had clean eyes and a cold and arrogant attitude, but he didn't mean anything frivolous.
Not only did Mei Xi lose in the couplet, but after a few glasses of wine, it became clearer that she was not as simple as winning or losing, but that she had fallen into that young man's gaze.
love at first sight.
The girl's first love of love turned out to be so intense that she could hardly control herself from the impact. She wanted to shout, call the boy's name, and look at him unscrupulously.
Mei Xi held a glass of wine and walked decisively towards Li Mu.
Suddenly, the music and drumbeats of singing and dancing changed from soft and melodious to intense and intense.
Dozens of dancers, as the music changed, the lineup also changed into a regular square formation, retreating in all directions.
The drumbeats are faster and denser, and the various musical instruments cooperate exquisitely, and the song "House of Flying Daggers" comes out vigorously.
Then, a bright sword flew out from behind the curtain in the left corner of the hall, spinning and flying in the air, forming a dazzling sword flower.
Li Mu was stunned. Just when the sword was about to land after spinning a few times, a figure in red clothes floated over from the direction where the sword came from.
The slender arms and green-white soft fingers gently stuck to the hilt of the sword in the air, and then flew upwards with the sword in hand, instantly transforming into dozens of elliptical trajectories.
It's like flying with a sword, like a fairy dancing in the air, mysterious, elegant, and so wonderful that it's simply indescribable.
Li Mu was fascinated by this dreamlike sword dance. Unknowingly, he stood up and swayed his body to the music and drums. He actually performed several space dance movements in conjunction with it.
"Aunt Gongsun is here."
"Sword dance, sword dance."
The crowd of princes and scribes immediately exclaimed, and then everyone began to cheer. Many of them also twisted their bodies, awkwardly trying to find the rhythm and pace.
Even Brother Li San stood up, glanced at the sword dance flying like a butterfly, and nodded with satisfaction.
However, the noise and cheering lasted for a short time, and the princes and scribes were not surprised. They immediately changed their goals and indulged themselves in the wine and food.
Only Li Mu was still taking the moonwalk, watching Aunt Gongsun's sword dance in ecstasy, matching the music.
Aunt Gongsun's sword dance was unparalleled in the world. Li Mu had read Lao Du's poem about Aunt Gongsun: "In the past, there was a beautiful woman named Gongsun, who moved all directions with her sword dance."
When I saw the real person today, my admiration surged even more.
Another laser would be perfect. Li Mu thought to himself.
From that era of national entertainment, no matter how stupid a man is, he will learn a few awkward dance moves in a bar, rocking slowly. Li Mu is not stupid, he was once full of youthful enthusiasm.
Princess Meixi had been standing behind Li Mu and watched for a while. This young man had a slender figure, and his twists were flexible and natural. Although his movements were a bit strange, he looked very good-looking and very coordinated.
Princess Meixi looked at Li Mu in a daze, already intoxicated and confused.
Li Mu was performing as if there was no one around, and suddenly he saw Li Longji standing up in the distance. Everyone knelt down to see him off, and saw Li Longji turn around and leave.
Li Mu thought of something, and he also knew that he had to ask Li Longji for this matter, and it was not easy to see his father again today.
Li Mu stopped dancing, turned around, and saw Princess Meixi looking at him infatuatedly.
Li Mu was stunned and handed the wine glass in his hand to Princess Meixi. When their fingers touched, Princess Meixi felt like she was electrocuted.
Li Mu smiled and said, "Hold it for me. I have something to do and will be back soon."
Princess Meixi took the wine glass blankly, nodding her head as if in a dream.
It's over, it's over, he touched my hand, he smiled at me? He asked me to wait for him with a cup, what should I do?
The girl was so surprised that she was already confused.
The sword dance in the main hall was still flying, and Li Mu had already quickly chased after it.
Li Longji left the main hall and walked towards the harem. It was enough for everyone to have a good time.
He had no intention of hanging out with these people. If he had time to spare, he might as well go to the harem, have fun with the well-behaved concubines, and play some new tricks.
Li Mu took a few steps and called out hastily: "Father, father, please stay."
Li Longji heard the sound, stopped, frowned, and turned around.
When Gao Lishi saw Li Mu, his knees ached.
He stood in front of Li Mu and said indifferently: "Your Highness, the emperor has worked hard and is very tired. If you have anything to say, we will talk tomorrow."
Li Mu did not bother with Gao Lishi and said loudly: "Father, just a few words, so as not to delay my father's rest."
When Li Longji saw it was Li Mu, he frowned again. After all, this twenty-one was the son of him and his favorite Concubine Wu Hui, and he had been ill for the past few years.
I just recovered from a serious illness today and I made a good couplet. Not only did I defeat the Princess of Korea, I also fought back against the Prince of Siam, which is considered a great achievement.
Li Longji felt pity for him and pushed Gao Lishi away. Li Mu hurriedly knelt down.
Li Longji said: "Twenty-one, you are weak, get up and speak."
Li Mu promised to thank him, and Gao Lishi hurriedly helped Li Mu up.
Li Longji asked: "Twenty-one, what do you have to say?"
Li Mu had just been thinking in his mind that since no one cared about him, it was both a bad thing and a good thing, and he would be freer and have more space.
Although it seemed that the country was peaceful and prosperous at the moment, the national fortunes of the Tang Dynasty were already in decline. A few years later, there would be the Anshi Rebellion.
Even though he was a salty fish, he couldn't really sit idle. He had to think of every way to prevent this shocking catastrophe.
We cannot waste time and take the initiative to close the distance with these people who are talented, knowledgeable, capable, and will make great achievements in the future.
At critical moments, take action in advance to help the country in crisis.
Li Mu said: "Father, you just said that if I make a couplet, you will reward me with whatever I want?"
Li Longji was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly: "Twenty-one, have you fallen in love with Princess Goryeo?"