Chapter 59 After the wine fight, I can really write a hundred poems
Li Mu shouted several times, but there was no response. Just as he was about to go back to the backyard, he suddenly heard a strong gust of wind blowing behind his head. Li Mu had no time to turn around, so his body slipped sideways and he grabbed behind him.
It was really thrilling. What Li Mu grabbed in his hand was half a roof tile. Li Mu was shocked and raised his hand to reflect the tile back in the direction from which it came.
Danger is everywhere. Li Mu once again learned the lesson. Li Mu shouted in a low voice: "Who is on the roof? It's so shameless to hide your head and show your tail and hurt people with hidden weapons? Are you able to come down and tell the difference?"
Li Mu said, picked up a wooden stick, and took a defensive posture vigilantly.
"The roof is cool, the moonlight refreshes my heart, and the wine is intoxicating. Why should I go down there?" A plain voice floated over.
"Xiao Bai, it's you. You were hiding up there, pretending to be a ghost, and almost scared me to death?" Li Mu was surprised when he heard Li Bai's voice.
"Since you are scared, why don't you come up?" Li Bai said coldly.
Li Mu jumped on the spot a few times. Since practicing the Nineteenth Form of the Immortal Sword, his body has become much lighter and more flexible. He has shown the best level of his usual practice. He can jump up to two or three meters, and the eaves are at least four meters. Li Mu stamps his feet in distress.
"Xiao Bai, you said it's easy. I can't go up without a ladder."
Li Bai mocked: "I will teach you how to practice martial arts. If you are lazy all day long and hang out with girls for a long time, you will not be able to get into a house no matter how low it is."
As Li Bai spoke, he floated down and grabbed Li Mu's arm. Then, Li Mu felt Li Bai's feet click somewhere in the air, and the two of them flew up and stood on the eaves.
"You're so handsome, Xiaobai. Your skills are even better than flying over walls and walls. You've saved me some of your skills. Why didn't you teach me how to do it on weekdays?" Li Mu praised and complained at the same time.
Li Bai walked to the roof, looked up at the sky, then grabbed a wine bottle and threw it to Li Mu.
"As lazy as you are, if you want to learn this, huh, just save it, lest I have to treat your injuries and illnesses every day. I don't have that much energy to waste on you."
Li Bai said coldly, sat down on the roof, picked up the wine bottle, and started drinking.
Li Mu walked over boredly, touched Li Bai with a wine bottle, and asked: "You have been here all the time? Why don't you go take care of Aunt Gongsun?"
Li Bai didn't want to tell Li Mu about his amazing operation just now, otherwise he would frighten the little guy.
Li Bai said calmly: "If I'm not here, where else can I go? Don't talk nonsense, Aunt Gongsun has nothing to do with me."
Li Mu sneered: "Stop pretending, Xiaobai, you are obsessed with Aunt Gongsun, even a fool can see it. If you don't leave, it's definitely not because you are waiting for me, and it's not because the roof is so cool. Are you secretly protecting Aunt Gongsun?"
Li Bai shook his head and said, "You can say whatever you like, but I'm warning you, this yard is full of loopholes. If it's for her own good, change the place as soon as possible."
Li Mu said slyly: "Look, look, I like it in my heart. Why don't you say it boldly if you are worried about her? She is pure and pure. She has never married a man. She is less than thirty. The big deal is that I won't tell others that you have a wife."
, or a unruly princess?"
Li Bai was so angry that he could only keep drinking.
"Twenty-one, you really don't know why, so you will act willfully. I, I can't stand you," Li Bai said, turned around and left.
Li Mu grabbed Li Bai and said, "Xiao Bai, don't be excited. I've told you what's on your mind and you're so rude? I took a risk to save people. I thought I picked up a big treasure. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be your little sweetheart."
, isn’t twenty-one interesting enough?”
Li Bai said: "The more you say it, the worse it gets. If you regret it or are afraid, you can just let her go or be cruel and hand her over. I don't care."
Li Mu was stunned and said: "Xiaobai, what do you mean by this? What do I have to be afraid of? Can you have a conscience? I risked my life to save people. Isn't it a good thing for you?"
Li Bai was speechless.
My heart was in a mess caused by Li Mu's nonsense. I was still undecided whether to leave or stay.
Li Mu said: "Anyway, you said this place is not safe, so I will ask you a task. Find a safe place to live within tomorrow. I will pay for it, and you can run away and hide the woman you love."
It’s also convenient for you to go on dates. Let’s raise some little ones as soon as possible.”
Li Bai couldn't stand listening anymore and scolded in a low voice: "Twenty-one, don't talk nonsense about women. I have no intention of talking about women in this situation." Li Bai felt sad and looked at the night sky with mixed feelings.
Li Mu said: "Okay, as long as your heart is clean, let's not talk about women, then let's talk about writing poems. Xiaobai, how about you write a poem for me now that you are inspired by the scene?"
Li Bai snorted coldly: "I'm not interested. I can't write."
Li Mu was unwilling and asked: "Didn't you write hundreds of poems over wine? Now you are sitting on the roof, drinking wine and thinking about women. Isn't it just right to compose poems?"
"Hundreds of poems about drinking wine? That's nonsense. Don't talk about drinking wine for you. Even if you drink three or five bottles of wine, are you still interested in writing poems? I'm afraid you have a severe need to urinate!" Li Bai said disdainfully.
Li Mu was depressed and said: "You have hundreds of poems about drinking wine, are you lying? It's really uninteresting. Writing poetry is the same as urinating. It's a pity that others praise you so much. It turns out that you are so famous that you can't live up to it. You are both a liar."
Li Bai didn't say anything and just smiled. He felt that Twenty-one at this time was a little cute and a little naive, which was right for his temper, but he couldn't give him a good look.
Li Bai stretched out his hand and placed it in front of Li Mu.
Li Mu asked in surprise: "What do you want to do?"
Li Bai said: "Enough about the elegant things, now let's talk about something practical, money bills?"
Li Mu was stunned: "Bank notes, what do you want the bank notes for?"
Li Bai said calmly: "You don't have amnesia, do you? I just said you would pay me and I ran away, but I turned around and wanted to regret it? Come on, it's almost dawn?"
Two men were waiting on the roof for no apparent reason, and they couldn't explain why.
Li Mu muttered: "I'm so stupid. I didn't get anything, and I still had to pay for the money. I lost a lot. Xiaobai, are you secretly having fun now? Are you laughing at me for being such a big fool?"
As Li Mu said this, he took out a banknote from his pocket, with a face value of five hundred. Li Mu didn't feel any distress and directly took a photo of it to Li Bai.
Li Bai stuffed it into his pocket and suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Who said you didn't catch anything? Your female teacher will be here soon."
"Nonsense, what is my female gentleman? There is no sound." Li Mu stretched his neck and did not hear any sound, but the next moment, he saw a figure, light and bouncing, coming out of the backyard.
Li Mu hurriedly pressed Li Bai's mouth with his fingers, holding his breath and concentrating, not daring to make a sound.
Fu Xianyue walked to the front yard and looked around. He didn't see Li Mu. He became a little anxious and shouted in a low voice: "His Royal Highness, Li Mu, Li Mu, where are you?"
Li Mu did not agree, and Fu Xianyue became even more anxious. He opened the door, looked at it again, and stamped his feet anxiously: "Li Mu, Li Mu, you coward, you left me behind and ran away secretly. What is this? Bad guy, I
hate you."
Li Mu covered his lips, sighing in his heart, and Li Bai only shook his head.
When a girl says she hates you, she means she loves you. When a girl says you are a bad guy, she actually means that you are a sweetheart. Li Mu is a seasoned driver, so of course he understands that girls always mean what they say.
However, he almost crossed the line twice today. If he really does something scandalous that goes against etiquette, justice and integrity, it will completely ruin Fu Xianyue's life.
Fu Xianyue shouted a few times and scolded him a few times, then decisively walked out of the door and walked into the darkness.
Li Mu asked nervously: "Xiaobai, what should we do now? A girl, so bold in the middle of the night, is not even afraid of ghosts?"
Li Bai said calmly: "You handle your people by yourself. How about I catch up and call her back to you?"
Li Mu grabbed Li Bai and said, "No, I'm just worried about her safety, but I don't want her to come back now."
"Worry leads to chaos. Girls like Mr. Fu are far braver and stronger than you think. But if you don't love, or don't love enough, don't hurt others' hearts."
After Li Bai finished speaking, he picked up the wine bottle and poured wine continuously.
Li Mu felt conflicted and disappointed, and asked: "Xiaobai, are you speaking from the bottom of your heart, or are you teaching a painful lesson?"
Before Li Bai could answer, Li Mu noticed a man's figure approaching quickly from the other end of the alley outside. Then, he flashed past the gate and ran in the direction where Fu Xianyue had just left.
Li Mu pulled Li Bai and said, "No, Mr. Fu is in trouble. Did you see a man following Mr. Fu? What should I do?" This chapter has been completed!