To be honest, Lidya Su is not pretending to be pretentious.
But it's really boring.
It's not that he thinks they are not good at composing poems, they are indeed good at it, better than him who can recite poems.
It's just that he was in the Chinese Department of the 985 College at that time. He dealt with language, poetry, and poetry all day long.
It’s so easy to do this now, but in the end, there were only small conferences like poetry gatherings, which I came to three times...
Su Ling had no sense of novelty at all.
This group of people were arguing like cockfighting cocks all the time.
I was greedy again and drank a lot.
Although the level is low, it can cause headaches if you drink too much.
The buzzing noise directly became Su Ling's best lullaby.
Su Ling thought to herself, don't sleep, don't sleep.
The more I thought about it, the more sleepy I became, and I accidentally went to meet Duke Zhou's daughter.
He really couldn't control it.
He was sleeping soundly when he suddenly felt someone kicking him. He was dissatisfied and wanted to speak, but frowned slightly, but in a trance he saw Xiao Yuanche blowing his beard and glaring at him.
Su Ling suddenly became excited and all his sleepiness disappeared.
It's just that the drunkenness is still 70-80%.
Then he smiled and said: "It's not that I want to sleep, it's just too boring!..."
His voice is neither loud nor quiet.
However, Jin Emperor Liu Duan, General Shen Jizhou and the old eunuch Qi Shouzhai heard it truthfully.
Even Qingliu leader Kong Hechen, who was very close, could hear it clearly.
Not to mention Liu Duan's dissatisfaction, Kong Hechen was the first to overturn the table.
With a bang, he punched the case, stood up, and took a few steps up the steps.
Su Ling thought that with this posture, the old guy was going to bite him.
The hair also changes color.
But Kong Hechen was so angry that he pointed his finger at Su Ling and said angrily: "When the emperor gave you an order, you had no rules. You didn't kneel or kowtow. The emperor was kind and didn't care about you. However, the old minister is a chief who monitors the conduct of all officials. Seeing
There is no sand in it. Nowadays, in the Longhuang Poetry Society, many talented people frequently come up with beautiful poems. Which poem is not enough to be famous throughout the ages? You have not written a single word of it. You only eat and drink here to get drunk. You don’t care about the majesty of the emperor and sleep with your head covered!
Not to mention, after waking up, you used wine to talk wildly and despised all the talented people, Su Ling, what crime do you deserve!"
He rumbled about a lot of Su Ling's crimes. Su Ling found his image of being righteous and righteous and spewing foam at the same time was really funny.
He really couldn't hold it in anymore, so he stopped holding it in.
"Hahahaha..." Su Ling laughed heartily.
When he smiled, Shen Jizhou originally wanted to step on Xiao Yuanche and embarrass Xiao Yuanche. When he made trouble, he became a little confused and just looked at Su Ling blankly.
He thought to himself, this Su Ling is probably not a lunatic.
Xiao Yuanche secretly laughed. He knew that although Su Ling usually laughed and joked, he was never vague about important matters. He dared to say this, and he must have something in his heart. He was happy to see these people embarrassed.
Therefore, Xiao Yuanche only smiled and said nothing.
"Why are you laughing!...Vulgar person!" After Kong Hechen finished speaking, he knelt down and worshiped the Emperor Liu Duan: "Your Majesty, Kong Hechen, please punish Su Ling for his misconduct and arrogance!"
Liu Duan was also furious. But he knew that there was Xiao Yuanche beside Su Ling.
He had no choice but to suppress his anger and asked in a deep voice: "Su Ling, do you know your guilt..."
Su Ling rolled his eyes drunkenly, picked up the wine bottle and drank a few sips, then wiped his lips and said: "You know the crime? You know... Your Majesty, if Su Ling is guilty, then Su Ling will ask the Holy One to cure Manchu first."
The crime of the civil and military officials and the talented people in the world!"
"What nonsense!..." Qi Shizhai scolded coldly.
Su Ling glared at Qi Shizhai, laughed loudly and said: "Old Yin, who do you think you are? You have the right to interrupt here? The Holy One hasn't spoken yet, so you are not disobedient, and you deserve to be slapped!"
Qi Shizhai rolled his eyes and almost lost his breath.
Liu Duan suppressed his anger and rebuked: "Su Ling, if you continue to be so impudent, even Xiao Aiqing won't be able to protect you..."
As he spoke, he looked at Xiao Yuanche with deep meaning.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yuanche had already sat down at this time, picked up the wine bottle and filled it with a glass of wine, and started to drink it as if he had never heard it before.
Liu Duan's eyes were full of alpacas whizzing by.
Su Ling didn't give him a chance to ask questions again, and snatched the words: "How could the Holy One turn a blind eye to Wu Yangyang's quarrel? If I remember correctly, there are many senior ministers, ministers, and ministers.
Rolling up his arms and sleeves, that attitude is nothing more than a scolding shrew! Just because Su Ling said it was boring, he lost his manners and became arrogant? Should I also go over and spray him Da Honglu for three days and three nights?
Serious?"
"You..." Kong Hechen was so choked by him that his face was like liver, and he couldn't say a word.
Suddenly, Li Zhibai on the Longhuang Stage shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, Zhibai has something to say, and I respectfully invite all the ministers, talents and your Majesty to listen to it!"
When Liu Duan heard this, someone finally came to cheer him up. Then he straightened his back and said, "Everyone Li, speak quickly! speak quickly! Listen!"
Li Zhibai then bowed to Liu Duan, turned to look at Su Ling coldly, and said in a deep voice: "Su Ling, in my opinion, you have three crimes. Being drunk and speaking arrogantly are the first crime! Contempt.
The talented people in the world are arrogant and arrogant. This is the second crime! When competing in poetry societies, they only care about drinking and have learned nothing. However, they sit in the ninth and fifth high-ranking positions and rank with important officials. This is the third crime!"
His words came from a high place, and spread word by word to the ears of everyone in the world. Ministers and talents all over the stairs looked sideways at Su Ling, with angry expressions on their faces.
Everyone except Xiao Yuanche was vaguely worried about Su Ling.
Xiao Sishu clenched his hands into fists. He had no choice but to secretly sweat for Su Ling.
Li Zhibai spoke again: "Every family has presented poems today, and even Cao Sishu, the third prince of Da Sikong, has made a beautiful chapter. Why didn't Su Zhi, who was appointed by the emperor, participate in the competition? Is it because there is no emperor in his heart, and there is no Jin Dynasty?"
His words were a pun, which not only satirized Su Ling for being ignorant and ignorant, but also explicitly criticized Su Ling. In fact, it implied that Xiao Yuanche was arrogant and domineering.
It’s really hard to see the picture.
Xiao Yuanche's eyes were cold, staring straight at Li Zhibai, fearing that he was murderous.
One Gu Buyi and the other Li Zhibai probably don’t know what death is!
Li Zhibai struck while the iron was hot: "I hope the Holy Spirit will fulfill his words and drive Su Ling out of Longhuang Tower and punish him for his lack of talent and deceiving the emperor! Let's set the record straight!"
Liu Duan seemed a little timid now. He really dared to break up with Xiao Yuanche?
What's more, Xiao Yuanche had the word "murder" written all over his face at this time.
He is not stupid and knows how to survive.
Su Ling suddenly laughed again.
After laughing for a long time, he swung the wine bottle in his hand, looked at Li Zhibai sideways and said: "Who said I don't write poetry? These propositions of yours are really boring, as boring as me memorizing advanced mathematics. They are either for spring, winter, or the world of mortals.
Life, is it vulgar? You should think of a good topic. Now that I’m interested, I’ll put a lot of effort into memorizing a few good poems so that you can experience them!”
At this moment, Su Ling was drunk and disgusted with this Li Zhibai. She really didn't show any mercy at all.
Li Zhibai was robbed by him for a while, and was angry for a moment. Finally, he concentrated his mind and said loudly: "Okay, okay! In that case, come up!"
Su Ling glanced at him and said: "You come up with a question! If you come up with a good question, I will go up!"
Li Zhibai smiled faintly and said loudly: "If you don't come up, I'm going to make a big mistake. I think you don't dare to go on stage!"
Su Ling took a sip of wine, glared at Li Zhibai on the high platform with drunken eyes, and said loudly: "You bastard doesn't dare to go up there!"
After saying that, he gave a casual salute to Xiao Yuanche, grinned and said, "Sikong, wait a moment, I'll go find that old boy!"
Xiao Yuanche waved his hand with a smile and urged him: "Get up quickly!"
But seeing Su Ling eat two more bites of shortbread, drink two sips of wine, and suddenly burp.
I guess I was full.
He patted his belly and said with a smile to himself: "I'm full, I'm full, I'll work hard when I'm full!"
Then he swayed and walked towards Longhuang Terrace in three turns.
My legs felt like stepping on cotton, I slowly climbed up to the first level of Longhuang Platform, and suddenly sighed: "It's a broken platform, what's the use of building it so high? We can't fly..."
His words made everyone under Xiao Yuanche burst into laughter.
Su Ling slowly climbed up to the second floor, one step at a time, already out of breath.
It's not that he is weak, this low alcohol alcohol has too much stamina...
Su Ling had no choice but to shout to Xiao Sishu on the stage: "Brother, come and lend me a hand..."
Xiao Sishu had a wry smile on his face, and had no choice but to hold his hands towards Gu Buyi and Li Zhibai, and went down to the highest level of Longhuang Terrace. When he came to Su Ling, he shook his head, helped him, and went to the top.
Li Zhibai glanced at him and said in a deep voice: "Since you are here, you, Mr. Xiao and Mr. Gu, please listen carefully to the questions!"
Li Zhibai pondered for a long time, then suddenly raised his head, his eyes full of vicissitudes of life!
His voice also suddenly changed, becoming thick and solemn: "A hundred years of life are full of joys and sorrows, prosperity is empty, and reputation is false. The rise and fall of the world, the joy and sorrow of all living beings, can be done with the flick of a finger. Life is a big thing, but it can be summed up in four words.
Wind, flowers, snow and moon are also
! Poems, songs, and poems are also beautiful stories about elegant things. In this world, nothing can escape the wind, flowers, snow, and moon. It is not as good as the three great talents from all over the world, who wrote the whole world with the four words "wind, flowers, snow, and moon" as the title, and they live up to the beauty of the world.
How about growing old?"
"Fenghuaxueyue..."
Under the Long Huang stage, all the talented people frowned slightly and began to think hard.
When this question comes up, it is not simple.
Four words, wind, flower, snow, moon, one word per poem, and in a short time, I have to write the world of mortals.
This is already extremely difficult to do.
Xiao Sishu and Gu Buyi also changed their expressions and lowered their heads in thought.
For a while, my thoughts were in turmoil and I couldn't write a poem.
But Su Ling also secretly thought, my dear, writing four poems in one breath is too much.
Fortunately, I majored in Chinese and had good grades. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have been able to pick out four poems like this at the same time.
He thought for a moment and suddenly laughed wildly, his expression even more bold and unruly.
"What's so difficult about this? Isn't it just a matter of memorizing a few more proposition poems? Have you two thought about it? If you haven't done it yet, Su Ling will be the first to do it!"