But I saw this person wearing girl's clothes, a woman of about the same height who was much taller. She stood in front of the two armies, her face covered with gauze sleeves, and her face could not be seen clearly, but she was posing, so charming, and the ring on her waist
Pei followed her left and right, making a tinkling sound.
Not only that, while twisting her waist, she also used her other hand to wave the silk handkerchief towards the soldiers on the opposite side.
The soldiers of the Bohai Navy had been in the military camp for a long time and had rarely seen women. Today, they had a lot of fun. Seeing this charming girl trying to refuse but greeting her with a shy look, how could they restrain their wolf-like hearts?
As a result, whistles, shouts, and cheers came from the Bohai camp, making it very lively.
Chunyong and Gao Gan, one with a livid complexion and the other dripping with cold sweat, compared with their subordinates, fully illustrate the saying that joys and sorrows in the world are not the same.
Chunyong scolded him repeatedly, and then he stopped the noise of the soldiers. He raised his head and gritted his teeth and said: "Son Ling, where did you get this slutty girl? Why do you call this girl of unknown origin?"
It’s Gao Ganhe…”
When he said this, his face turned red and he choked.
Su Ling looked like he was watching the show and didn't think it was a big deal. He chuckled and said, "It's just Gao Ganhe or something... Silly Dudu, you should explain it clearly. My ears don't work well. You can't say what you want."
I said it, but I couldn’t explain it clearly. I couldn’t hear it clearly! Come on louder, do you want me to sing "Courage" to give you some encouragement?"
Chun Yong's face was red and his neck was rough. At this time, he couldn't care less about what "Courage" was.
There was no other way. Chunyong gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "How can I prove that this girl is the daughter of Gao Gan and my fifth concubine?"
Illegitimate daughter?"
Su Ling laughed and said, "Isn't this simple?" He nuzzled at the girl and said with a smile, "Come on, show it off!"
But seeing that the girl was posing and dancing even more energetically, she gently stretched her hands that were not covering her face to her neck. Only then did everyone realize that something seemed to be hanging on her neck, but they saw her hand gently move
Twist, it turned out that there were indeed various things hanging there, but they were just behind her back before, and she twisted them from behind her back to her chest.
But I saw two signs hanging on the chest, each with a word written on it.
Su Ling laughed loudly, pointed at the two brands on her chest, and shouted to Chunyong and Gao Gan: "You two, keep your eyes peeled!"
Chunyong and Gao Gan were surrounded by their own soldiers and were still some distance away from the front of the formation. After hearing what Su Ling said, he lightly urged his horse on his crotch and moved forward a distance, focusing on the words on the sign.
Look.
But I saw the word "Gao" written clearly on the left side of the two signs, and the word "Chun" written clearly on the right side.
Chunyong whispered these two words together and repeated them several times. He couldn't figure out what they meant for a while, and then said angrily: "Su Ling, do you think that my and Gao Gan's surnames will be hung on this girl?"
On the chest, does this girl have a relationship with us? Your behavior is no doubt that of a three-year-old child, it is really laughable."
Although he said this, he couldn't laugh anymore. It was not easy to suppress the anger in his heart.
Su Ling calmly pointed to the word "Gaochun" on the girl's chest, and said with a smile: "Let me tell you, this Gao Gan's father is really not very good, he just slept with your fifth aunt.
Too... When someone gets pregnant and gives birth to a baby, and they grow to this age, they don't give them a decent name... This girl will follow me when she sees me.
I cried and said that at this age, it’s no big deal that she can’t get out of the door or step out of the second door. Her cheap dad won’t even give her a decent name..."
Su Ling deliberately pretended to be pitiful and sighed, "Oh, who made her meet her Uncle Su? I'm a kind-hearted person, and I can't bear to see this beautiful girl crying and crying pitifully."
So, I racked my brains and stayed awake for several days, and finally thought of a good name and gave it to her."
As he spoke, he pointed to the word "Gao" on the girl's chest and said: "Her cheap dad's surname is Gao, so his surname can only be Gao. People wouldn't want to have the surname of Lao Wang next door, right?"
....”
Then he pointed to the word "Chun" on the girl's chest and said: "I have put a lot of effort into this name. It's like a flower or a branch. It's so tacky. After all, this girl can be considered the queen of the general family...
....I just thought, this girl's mother is the fifth concubine of Governor Chun, so even though she was born from the old man's mess...but she is still related to your Chun family.
, for some reason, so I decided to use your last name as her name, so I decided to name her Gao Chun..."
Su Ling couldn't help but burst into laughter and said: "A son of the Gao family, born to the daughter-in-law of the Chun family. Look, I chose the name Gao Chun just right! How about it, Governor Chun, and Lao Gaotou?"
Son, are you also satisfied? In that case, which one of you will pay me for the naming fee..."
As soon as these words came out, the whole bamboo forest burst into laughter, especially Mu Yanqing and Wen Fanghua, who were behind Su Ling. They laughed so hard that Mu Yanqing rubbed her belly and burst into tears.
Not only Su Ling's people were smiling, but Qian Chao, who originally looked like someone owed him money, also had the corners of his mouth raised and a smile on his face.
The soldiers in the Chunyong camp had various expressions. Most of them were laughing. A few people actually believed Su Ling's words. They thought to themselves, they are all called Gao Chun, and there are real people to testify. Could it be that our General Gao really is?
The thief sneaked to Governor Chun.
Then Governor Chun had to wear this green hat firmly.
When it comes to being a bad-tempered person, there is no one like Su Ling in the world. When it comes to being a clever tongue, Su Ling is no exception.
Chunyong and Gao Gan were just martial artists, they didn't know a few Chinese characters. They were so angry that they were dizzy. The angrier they became, the more speechless they became.
Su Ling sneered in her heart, but didn't show it on her face. She looked at the girl seriously and said loudly: "I said that girl is so honest...and she still doesn't take away the hand covering her face.
Let you two fathers see your true face in Lushan, and don’t hold your pipa half-hidden at this time!"
When Chunyong and Gao Gan heard this, they held back their anger secretly, but they also clenched their weapons, thinking to themselves, they would like to see who this fox girl is. When they see her face, they will kill each other with one shot!
Looking at the girl, she seemed a little shy at first glance. She hesitated for a long time before gently nodding her head and slowly covering her face.
His hand moved away.
"Wow--" Everyone burst into laughter again.
This is not a delicate girl, she is clearly a rough man with an unshaven beard! However, this rough man has makeup on his face and mouth. He looks like a "face substitute" for a gorgeous beauty, and he will definitely not wear any clothes.
of.
This rough guy was doing the whole thing, and he was still posing and winking. Now, everyone was laughing even more.
It turned out that this was the plan that Su Ling had in mind. When he saw that the situation in front of him was at a stalemate, he suddenly thought that there was a plot in the Bible that Luo Da had deceived. Those two top wise and resourceful people in the world were at a stalemate. Shu
In order to humiliate his opponent, the great master of the country sent him a set of women's skirts and hairpins. The opponent was so angry that his soul almost left his body.
Why not learn it and apply it? The great master in the book is of a high level and can hold his own but still stand still. Chunyong and Gao Gan are martial artists with strong tempers. Su Ling doesn't believe that these two brothers can endure it no matter what.
People are easy to find, Li Qitan has them readily available, but Li Qitan can find people. The difficulty is how to find women's clothes on the battlefield.
Su Ling suddenly thought that the twelve golden hairpins of Hongshaoying were all dead now, and their bodies were still there. They were wearing ready-made clothes.
However, since everyone was dead, it was really immoral to take off the dead person's clothes. That's why he went to Mu Yanqing to ask for help.
Mu Yanqing refused to agree at first and scolded him for being too disrespectful. This was exactly the reason.
But Su Ling said that as long as the clothes were on the outside, they would not lose face, and once the work was done, they would return it to Zhao immediately.
Mu Yanqing expected that this could only be the case, so he called Wen Fanghua. The two quietly moved to the back of the formation, walked around in a circle, and took the dress back when no one was prepared. Li Qitan also happened to find the person to dress up.
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And the rouge and gouache on this man's face was also made by Mu Yanqing...
According to the prior agreement, Li Qitan told the person who dressed up how to do it. It happened that this person was always an actor. If there was a cospiay thing, how could he not work hard?
As a result, Su Ling vividly recounted the drama of Gao Gan stealing someone and Chun Yong's fifth aunt, Hong Xing, cheating on someone. There was also such a "flowery lady" - Gao Chun who came to meet her.
Chun Yong and Gao Ganqi almost spit out their blood. Chun Yong gritted his teeth and cried out in a rage: "Su Ling! Who taught you such a sinister person to ruin people's reputations and do such dirty tricks!"
Su Ling heard this and said: "If you two hadn't acted like cowards, I really had no choice, and I wouldn't have tried to meddle with you two... Who taught me, I can really tell you...
..My Prime Minister Xiao has a second son, Cao Jianshu has an unparalleled counselor beside him, and Wen Zhongda is a master. You can exchange your experiences and I think you will gain something..."
Su Ling threw the basin of dirty water over, and Wen Zhongda, who was far away in Longtai, Kyoto, couldn't help but sneeze twice.
Su Ling laughed loudly and said: "How about it, Gao Gan, why don't you go and recognize your daughter? You're so lazy that you don't look like a father..."
Then he loudly said to everyone: "Everyone, you are lucky enough to be witnesses to this big drama of family recognition!"
"Wow -" people were talking and the noise was endless.
The high blood pressure soared to 800 (there was no blood pressure monitor at that time, so I guess it was about the same...) and I just farted, which was really unbearable.
But when he saw him yelling: "Junior Su Ling, I will chop you up! You must die!"
When he said this, he saw his right hand waving the big gun wildly, his left hand desperately pulling out the saber from his waist, raising the sword and gun simultaneously, clamping the horse's belly with his legs, and riding the horse straight towards Su Ling.
"Hey, Gao Chun... your father is getting anxious!" As he said that, Su Ling pulled the man pretending to be a girl, and the man scurried back.
Su Ling saw that Gao Gan was approaching fiercely and was desperate. He secretly rejoiced in his heart and said, "You are so anxious. This is half the battle. I will send you away. If you try to irritate Chun Yong's Gou Ba thing again, then you can
Let's walk together on the road to hell!
Su Ling watched Gao Gan galloping towards him with cold eyes, and was about to step forward with the Seven-Star Sword.
"Wuna, how dare you act so arrogantly!" At this moment, Zhao Fengyu beside Su Ling shouted coldly, and the war horse under his crotch neighed.
It was just that Gao Gan was desperate and urged his horse too fast. As soon as Zhao Fengyu finished speaking, he had already rushed in front of Su Ling.
The sword and gun were caught in the wind, and the top was smashed down.
But what is quite strange is that this Gao Gan came with a fierce force. When he raised the sword and gun, he used 100% of his strength. The weight of this hit was more than a hundred kilograms, which can be said to be powerful and powerful.
However, it was only because of the terrifying momentum. He felt that Su Ling was unprepared for this attack. Even if Su Ling could hide, it was only in a hurry.
After dodging, he only had to follow up with one move, and Su Ling died. If he couldn't avoid it, he would kill him with one strike!
However, his sword and spear fell into the air, but suddenly stopped there.
Gao Gan also felt puzzled. In the midst of his surprise, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his heart. He subconsciously looked down and his eyes widened in fear.
The tip of a coiled dragon silver spear had pierced his heavy armor at some point, passed through his heart, and emerged from his back.
In an instant, gurgling dark red blood spurted out from the gap between his heart and the tip of the gun.
Immediately afterwards, Gao Gan clearly felt that in addition to the incomparable heartbreaking pain, there was an extremely cold breath coming from the tip of the gun that penetrated into his heart, instantly pushing his whole body into the cold abyss.
I don't know when, Zhao Fengyu had already taken action. He only thrust out a spear and stabbed it straight into Gao Gan's heart. The speed of his action was unbelievable.
Not to mention others, Su Ling and Gao Gan, who were closest to Zhao Fengyu, had never seen anything.
However, the Coiling Dragon Spear that Gao Ganxin was holding on to his mouth was clearly embedded there, as if it had grown into his flesh.
"You... when did you... take action!" Gao Gan's voice was intermittent, breathing heavily, low and weak.
"The moment you take action..." Zhao Fengyu's cold voice answered him.
"Plop -" Gao Gan fell down under his horse and died silently.
After a long while, his sword and gun fell to the ground in mid-air, making a crisp sound.
Gao Gan died.
The war horse under his crotch was frightened when he saw that its master was dead. Xilulu screamed violently, circled twice around Gao Gan's dead body, raised its head and tail, and then rushed back.
"This horse is good...it just lacks leg strength!"
As soon as Zhao Fengyu finished speaking, there was a white shadow, and the next moment he was already on top of the frightened horse. He did not give the horse a chance to push him off. He held the horse's reins hard with both hands and clamped his legs hard.
Horse belly.
That war horse was just a good war horse, not a BMW horse. How strong was Zhao Fengyu's hands and feet, how could he bear it?
For a moment, the war horse whined, lowered its head, became quiet, and no longer violent.
Zhao Fengyu dismounted, led the horse to Su Ling and said, "This horse is just okay... let me deal with it for you!"
As he spoke, he put the riding whip and reins into Su Ling's hands.
Su Ling nodded and touched the horse twice, but the horse didn't resist.
Su Ling then waved to Mu Yanqing and said with a smile: "Sister Mu, how about I lend you something, not only return it, but also give you a good horse?"
As he spoke, he raised his hand, threw the horse's rein and whip over, and patted the horse's butt lightly.
The war horse stepped slowly and came to Mu Yanqing.
Mu Yanqing suddenly beamed with joy, and without giving in, she jumped on the war horse.
Fierce horses in red clothes, peerless beauty.
But when she saw her face, she smiled and said: "Su Ling... you have a conscience, little thief. This horse is not bad. I can't bear to accept it!"